flamingskullballs
12-16-2005, 02:14 AM
How to Know When You've Done Too Much DXM
:D You can identify a dozen different brands of cough syrup ... by the smell alone
:D The local pharmacist starts asking about your tuberculosis problem
:D The checkout clerk calls you "that Robitussin junkie"
:D When you take out your recycling it's all brown glass bottles
:D You ran out of excuses at the supermarket and now just tell people you like that cherry taste
:D If Drixoral Dollars were real you'd own a Ferrari
:D You haven't slept in two weeks, haven't eaten solid food in days, and you've just told your parents that you're marrying an alien from the desert planet Zolgar
:D You've gotten so used to your eyes moving independently that you think you're actually a cleverly disguised lizard
:D You just made your fifth Christmas ornament out of those little plastic shotglasses
:D People ask you why you're walking around in shorts and a T-shirt sweating like a horse ... in the dead of winter.
:D Your native language now consists of grunts and bizarre gestures
:D Sophia Loren, Sean Connery, etc., come knocking at your door offering a night of passion and you tell them you aren't into "meat pleasures"
:D You think you're on the Internet ... physically.
:D You're sure you're actually a Jedi Master, but for some reason your Jedi Mind Powers don't seem to work on the cop that just arrested you for walking naked down Main Street.
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:D You can identify a dozen different brands of cough syrup ... by the smell alone
:D The local pharmacist starts asking about your tuberculosis problem
:D The checkout clerk calls you "that Robitussin junkie"
:D When you take out your recycling it's all brown glass bottles
:D You ran out of excuses at the supermarket and now just tell people you like that cherry taste
:D If Drixoral Dollars were real you'd own a Ferrari
:D You haven't slept in two weeks, haven't eaten solid food in days, and you've just told your parents that you're marrying an alien from the desert planet Zolgar
:D You've gotten so used to your eyes moving independently that you think you're actually a cleverly disguised lizard
:D You just made your fifth Christmas ornament out of those little plastic shotglasses
:D People ask you why you're walking around in shorts and a T-shirt sweating like a horse ... in the dead of winter.
:D Your native language now consists of grunts and bizarre gestures
:D Sophia Loren, Sean Connery, etc., come knocking at your door offering a night of passion and you tell them you aren't into "meat pleasures"
:D You think you're on the Internet ... physically.
:D You're sure you're actually a Jedi Master, but for some reason your Jedi Mind Powers don't seem to work on the cop that just arrested you for walking naked down Main Street.
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