Good god, I'm an asshole!

[Nochowderforyou]

Someone here told me I'm an asshole.

I think I can be sometimes, but it's all in good fun usually. I'm a nice asshole. Hmmm...I'll let you people decide.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I like you.

That person was a jackass.

[Nochowderforyou]

Well thanks 3sheets! :thumbsup:

But I mean, I find everything so stupid these days. Maybe I'm just bitter. I've had my ass kicked for no reason before and ever since then I just want to beat the shit out of everything...so, how much is this session going to cost ;)

Arghhhh! Stupid people!! Especially the hobos with trippy brain juice :D

[flamingskullballs]

you are a jackass, and so am i, so i dont mind it at all

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Oh mate!

Yeah, I always thought of you as the Mike Vallely of cann.com.. the maverick, a loose cannon.
Like the one with a shaved head (except buddy lol), the roughian lol.

Aww man, that sucks, people suck.. but 3 sheets is forever, haha :p

It'll be all right in the end.

[Nochowderforyou]

I feel better knowing I'm not the only one who feels like their a jackass here. Jackasses unite!

Is it wrong that when I shoot someones head off in Vice City that I laugh after and say, "take that fucker!"? Not like I'd ever do it in real life ya know, but, I know other people do it.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I feel better knowing I'm not the only one who feels like their a jackass here. Jackasses unite!

Is it wrong that when I shoot someones head off in Vice City that I laugh after and say, "take that fucker!"? Not like I'd ever do it in real life ya know, but, I know other people do it.

I do it, and I'd do it in real life, so no, there's nothing wrong with a healthy murder :D
I'm lovin' it!

[Nochowderforyou]

I do it, and I'd do it in real life, so no, there's nothing wrong with a healthy murder :D
I'm lovin' it!

Ya, after working all night and trying to teach teenagers how to wash dishes, trust me, they have a hard time :rolleyes:, I like to pop some heads off, or beat up some hookers, or kill some cops and run them down(the game I'm talking) So fuck, I'm allowed to be a dick damnit!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Ya, after working all night and trying to teach teenagers how to wash dishes, trust me, they have a hard time :rolleyes:, I like to pop some heads off, or beat up some hookers, or kill some cops and run them down(the game I'm talking) So fuck, I'm allowed to be a dick damnit!

Nah man, real life shit, beat hookers senseless.. junkies (most of them) :rolleyes: lol

[mrdevious]

asshole? nah....

a prostate perhapse, a rectum at worse, but surely not an asshole!

[NightProwler]

no, your cool man

[Nochowderforyou]

That reminds me of a song:

(Spoken)
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down
in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the
cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle
area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the
colon, we don't know.

(Sung)
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.

My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a cuban cigar.

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no) no way (uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
NAAAAH!

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

(Spoken)
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado,
hot-fuckin'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big
brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in
that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down
quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-
biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down
those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the
side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why?
Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear fuckin'
weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy
they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of
Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of fuckin' difference, because we got
the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for
cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You
know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million
times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and
John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of fuckin' whisky and drive...

(Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an asshole?)

:D

[Rarrr]

That song rules

[Ganj]

Someone here told me I'm an asshole.

I think I can be sometimes, but it's all in good fun usually. I'm a nice asshole. Hmmm...I'll let you people decide.
a nice asshole seems fitting. LOL!

nah, they should have seen you a few months ago, before your reawakening with salvia. i even thought you were an asshole then...and i usually don't give a shit.

[Nochowderforyou]

I'm sorry, my own input killed my own thread.

If I could share this chicken I'm about to eat with all of you, I would :) But, it's mine!

[Nochowderforyou]

a nice asshole seems fitting. LOL!

nah, they should have seen you a few months ago, before your reawakening with salvia. i even thought you were an asshole then...and i usually don't give a shit.

Actually, it was with Ayahuasca. I was a bigger dick then, but I'm a nice dick now...just sarcastic, that's all.

Good night people, my chicken and pot awaits me! Whoo! :pimp:

[flamingskullballs]

i dont mind you

your all cool cats

[beachguy in thongs]

what a prick! 2 28.57%
Nah, you're alright. 5 71.43%

LOL, I picked Prick. Did you ever see the "Kids In The Hall" skit, where two crazy guys are calling this normal guy, who's sitting around in his living room. The two guys were calling from a bar and kept ringing the phone 126 times. The guy (Kevin McDonald) said, "126 times, what a freak!" The two guys were sitting on two bar stools, huddled around the phone, and the guy holding the phone (David Foley, I think) was saying (in this scratchy voice), "Answer the phone, Prick!" After 126 rings.

I know you Canadians know what I'm talking about. Especially, you Blue Jay and Maple Leaf fans.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

i voted prick, but for the guy who called you an ass hole lol

[redsoxfan49]

fuck that, im an asshole not you.

[Ganj]

Actually, it was with Ayahuasca. I was a bigger dick then, but I'm a nice dick now...just sarcastic, that's all.

Good night people, my chicken and pot awaits me! Whoo! :pimp:
ah, yes...i remember now. two very different drugs.

[jermbiggs]

yea hes a prick lol!!

[Reefer Rogue]

You're cool.

[yAwn]

I'm an asshole too. Just ask, well, everyone. :)

[ADaisyChain]

lol, i used to think you were an asshole chowder, but only because you were a real dick to me in some thread when I first made this account. When it doesn't involve me, I think your occasional assholishness ((you aren't always an asshole from what i've seen. lol. not even most of the time.)) is hilarious.

we can all be occasional assholes. it's the internet, nothing new. You're good at keeping it nice when you do it, its not really assholishness as it is tough love. lol

[beachguy in thongs]

assholishness

Assholity is easier to say.

[Harvesthetic]

even though there's no chowder for me apparently, he's a good soul :)

[STDzRus]

I would say you are not an asshole.

But I bet you five dollars you own one.

[Nochowderforyou]

Thanks all! Nice knowing I'm not quite as big as asshole as I thought, and if I ever was, you know it's nothing personal :)

Carry on folks...carry on :pimp: