Facial Hair Poll

[BaseRSX]

Do you have any facial hair?

P.S. What most people call a "Goatee" is actually called a "Van Dyke". A true Goatee does not include the mustache part.

[radioned]

sometimes i just cant be assed to shave

[Nochowderforyou]

Ya, I have a full on beard. It's red, and if you feed me some Bushmills, I'll sing and do a little Irish dance for ya :D

[jahjahjahjah]

no im a chick.

[beachguy in thongs]

I've always known them as Fu Manchus, those Van Dykes. I'm not sure what Fu Manchu looked like but he was an ancient fictional Chinese character, or something.

[robert42]

no im a chick.

hahaha good one lol :p

u got a beard right?

[Oneironaut]

I've never shaven in my life.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

That's a Soul Patch like Mr Burns said he should get haha!

I have no facial hair, I voted I'm too young, as I am really.. well to grow a proper nice beard I am, it'''d look pretty shitty if I did it :p So I shave most days :D

[BaseRSX]

Here is a chart from like 60 years ago lol!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Oh shit I forgot, I have handlebars and leather, ass-less chaps, always forget that!

[beachguy in thongs]

I see the chart. I got the wrong idea about the Van Dyke. The Fu Manchu is the Balbo, except the moustache and the goatee are connected, it looks weird in your chart.

[LOVElife]

I've never shaven in my life.
Does that mean you have:
THE LONGEST BEARD EVER

OR

DO KITTENS LICK MILk OFF YOUR FACE?

:D

:confused:

[Oneironaut]

Does that mean you have:
THE LONGEST BEARD EVER

OR

DO KITTENS LICK MILk OFF YOUR FACE?

:D

:confused:
It's not actually that long, really. Only about an inch at its longest. I'm only 20.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

It's not actually that long, really. Only about an inch at its longest. I'm only 20.

Never shaved? Seriously?

If so, is it a proper beard, or just like the hair on your head?

[BaseRSX]

I see the chart. I got the wrong idea about the Van Dyke. The Fu Manchu is the Balbo, except the moustache and the goatee are connected, it looks weird in your chart.

Yeah and that chart also shows the "Goatee" as having a mustache. Even though my barber told me otherwise lol. Oh well, I guess it's not an exact science and that cart looks really old. ;)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeah and that chart also shows the "Goatee" as having a mustache. Even though my barber told me otherwise lol. Oh well, I guess it's not an exact science and that cart looks really old. ;)

Haha, I'd be too embarrassed to ask my hairdresser about beards, maybe 'cause she comes to our house, and is a gal lol. (She's about 30-40, and not hot, so don't tell me to hit on her haha) :D

[LOVElife]

Haha, I'd be too embarrassed to ask my hairdresser about beards, maybe 'cause she comes to our house, and is a gal lol. (She's about 30-40, and not hot, so don't tell me to hit on her haha) :D
OMG you get a home haircut!

Savage for you, Does your old girl tell the hairdresser how you want it?

lol sorry mate!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

OMG you get a home haircut!

Savage for you, Does your old girl tell the hairdresser how you want it?

lol sorry mate!
Haha yeah, fuck waiting in a barbers, I'd rather have it done by the same person everytime and with only like my parents around.
Plus I just get the same everytime, but yes, me ma' tells her for me ;) lol :cool:

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

other.


"No, Iâ??m too young to grow facial hair yet" was close though.


"im too sober and dont drink enough to grow facial hair yet" would have been dead on.

[beachguy in thongs]

Haha, I'd be too embarrassed to ask my hairdresser about beards, maybe 'cause she comes to our house, and is a gal lol. (She's about 30-40, and not hot, so don't tell me to hit on her haha) :D
Send her over here. Please don't ask questions. :stoned:

[beachguy in thongs]

Haha yeah, fuck waiting in a barbers, I'd rather have it done by the same person everytime and with only like my parents around.
Plus I just get the same everytime, but yes, me ma' tells her for me ;) lol :cool:
You'd be shocked to know that I get it from a different place, everytime. One time "EZ-Cuts", the next time "Appletree's Barber Shop".

I bet you look exactly like you did in the pictures from when you were 4.

[LOVElife]

My Barbers is Called VAN GOGH'S

Meant to be some kind of Irronie(sp) in it!!! lol

Do you get it? Sophisticated as it is!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

You'd be shocked to know that I get it from a different place, everytime. One time "EZ-Cuts", the next time "Appletree's Barber Shop".

I bet you look exactly like you did in the pictures from when you were 4.

Well if you're going to be like that, I'm not sending her out! lol :p

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

My Barbers is Called VAN GOGH'S

Meant to be some kind of Irronie(sp) in it!!! lol

Do you get it? Sophisticated as it is!

Haha, I'd be careful, wear ear muffs or something when you go.

[w4terb0ng]

goatee. i don't get much hair up under the nose.

[beachguy in thongs]

Haha, I'd be careful, wear ear muffs or something when you go.
Josh, when did your avatar evolve to include the match??? I didn't even notice.

By the way, I couldn't vote on the poll. I usually shave, grow it out, I like being shaved, nice and smooth so my girl wouldn't complain.

[Oneironaut]

Never shaved? Seriously?

If so, is it a proper beard, or just like the hair on your head?
What's the difference? And technically it is hair on my head (just on the bottom part).

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

What's the difference? And technically it is hair on my head (just on the bottom part).

Is it thick, coarse hair like the hair that people have when they grow a bear (i.e. it doesn't blow in the wind like your soft hair on your head), or is it like the hair on your head, all managable and nice and soft and smooth?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Josh, when did your avatar evolve to include the match??? I didn't even notice.

By the way, I couldn't vote on the poll. I usually shave, grow it out, I like being shaved, nice and smooth so my girl wouldn't complain.

Also, yeah I have been lighting my bong with a match for months now, thousands of times a day lol :p

[Aristotle]

I don't ever grow out my facial hair, but I get 5 o clock shadow by 11 AM.

[Rarrr]

Goatee

[Torog]

Do you have any facial hair?

P.S. What most people call a "Goatee" is actually called a "Van Dyke". A true Goatee does not include the mustache part.
Howdy Base,

I reckon I got a little more than the average..lol. :D

Have a good one !

[GanjaASD847]

No facial hair- I'm a freakin chick! :p

[yAwn]

I propose that there should be another set of options for chicks with facial hair.

[GreenGenes]

I have a goatee but it seems like every other guy I see is sporting one so I'll probably get rid of it.

[whyamiwhite]

i just have the chin hair that's about 3 or so inches long and a mustache that goes to the corners of my mouth and i get my haircut by the same italian barber that's been doing haircuts for like 30+ years. i'm a creature of habit, or so i've been told....

[flamingskullballs]

i normally dont shave, so i have that shaggy (scooby-doo) stubble thing going on...

[Syrus]

I have a on the chin goatee and sideburns. doesent quite count as a beard

[Syrus]

After note:

http://www.goatee.org/

heh :D

[king kong bong]

im growin the charles manson beard.

[potheaduk]

clean shaven for me i cant stand it when it grows too long its too itchy