Fuck the system, man

[hihigh]

Got busted with a couple of my friends for smoking pot in one of my friends dorm room.


We had our vaporizer and just got done with our third bowl when my friends roomate came in. My friends roomate is the most unsocial stuckup fucktard of a kid you could ever meet. He took one look at what was going on and his eyes grew as big as saucers. He turned around and promptly left the dorm room.

At this point we're all thinking, oh shit oh shit he's going to rat us out (RA's room is literally 10 steps away in the same hall) we all try to stand up and act as fast as we can but everything is seemingly in slow motion. We then try to decide where we want to hide the vaporizer and where we were going to put all the cashed bud (we had it saved for a J)..We kept finding a hiding spot but then took it out and tried to put it somewhere else, little paranoid i guess? lol.

All of a sudden, the dorm room door busts opened (we locked it after the kids roomate left) and it is our RA. He caught us red handed with the cashed bud in my hand, the 150$ vaporizer in my friends hand, and the whip in my other friends hand. We just stood there with all this paraphanalia staring at the RA. One of my friends started to chuckle...i guess at the seemingly horrible situation...then we all burst out into laughter.

The RA ends up calling public safety, they take our bud, the vaporizer, and a few grams of my weed that i guess i forgot i had on the floor. Then they all write us summons'.

Got my letter today from the deans office after having a chat with her about the situation the previous day. I ended up getting 24 hours of community servicve, 3 months probation, and have to attend 3 drug seminars. If i don't go to these things i'm subject to fines, and residential removal.

Anyway, kind of sucks...but i'm going to make sure to go to each and every seminar high. :dance: :smokin:

[t3chyo]

that roomates an ass, he didnt even give you guys a warning. He could of least said dont smoke this shit in here anymore instead of rushing to the RA. oh well and good luck.

[xNoa]

Got busted with a couple of my friends for smoking pot in one of my friends dorm room.


We had our vaporizer and just got done with our third bowl when my friends roomate came in. My friends roomate is the most unsocial stuckup fucktard of a kid you could ever meet. He took one look at what was going on and his eyes grew as big as saucers. He turned around and promptly left the dorm room.

At this point we're all thinking, oh shit oh shit he's going to rat us out (RA's room is literally 10 steps away in the same hall) we all try to stand up and act as fast as we can but everything is seemingly in slow motion. We then try to decide where we want to hide the vaporizer and where we were going to put all the cashed bud (we had it saved for a J)..We kept finding a hiding spot but then took it out and tried to put it somewhere else, little paranoid i guess? lol.

All of a sudden, the dorm room door busts opened (we locked it after the kids roomate left) and it is our RA. He caught us red handed with the cashed bud in my hand, the 150$ vaporizer in my friends hand, and the whip in my other friends hand. We just stood there with all this paraphanalia staring at the RA. One of my friends started to chuckle...i guess at the seemingly horrible situation...then we all burst out into laughter.

The RA ends up calling public safety, they take our bud, the vaporizer, and a few grams of my weed that i guess i forgot i had on the floor. Then they all write us summons'.

Got my letter today from the deans office after having a chat with her about the situation the previous day. I ended up getting 24 hours of community servicve, 3 months probation, and have to attend 3 drug seminars. If i don't go to these things i'm subject to fines, and residential removal.

Anyway, kind of sucks...but i'm going to make sure to go to each and every seminar high. :dance: :smokin:
thats fucking sick.. taking a vaporiser?? shit they aint even illegal, punch them in the face

[hammerhead]

i would beat the absolute shit out of the room mate, or all spit and jack off on his bed for the rest of his college life, then tell him on the last day

[Doobie Snax]

Yeh man, that guy is a
fucktard! Lay the smack down on that s.o.b for grassing on you and tell him if he grasses again then he's got more coming. Man that kinda shit pisses me off. Take a dump in a shoebox, wrap it up in xmas paper and leave it outside the RA's room, knock the door and run. He'll get well jolly only to find a brown treat hidden inside...

[Not Enough Herb]

omfg that is retarded

ppl like that really piss me off

kick him square in the nuts for me man

crap in a box and put it under his bed then jerk off on his pillow, kill his family, slit their throats, rape them with a meathook and take a christmas picture of it and send it to him on christmas day

MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS YOU DIRTY RAT!

MUAHAHAHAHAH

later

[FireRazor]

Kick his ass, if some fucktard did that to me I'd nail him in the face.

[kid rediculous]

same thing happened to me except it was three of us smoking a grav in my room and one kid kept opening the door to go to his room. then we finished smoking and i went outside to smoke a cig and when i walked back in there were 2 pub safety officers and my RHD(head of the building who literally lives right next to me) and one public saftey guy was like john(he knows my name cuz me and a friend got caught smoking by him but he didnt care he let us go) is that your room, and i was like yea(stoned as shit). then they were like can we come search it, and there was nothing i could really do so i was like yea i guess. they found the grav sitting on my window sill and they searched my drawers and found my favorite bowl, which i dont own anymore cuz of those assholes, and my freezer, which had a bottle of jager and a handle of bacardi in it. but it was my fault though so i cant really be mad.

anyway i got $150 fine, drug and alchohol counciling, and a 5 weekend suspension from campus. no parental notification though so they have no idea why ive been coming home every week for 4 weeks so far lol

[kid rediculous]

thats fucking sick.. taking a vaporiser?? shit they aint even illegal, punch them in the face

all smoking devices are legal until you smoke weed out of them

[Oneironaut]

What a dick. Ask him what his fucking problem is with you putting something of your choice into your own body. And then kick him square in the nuts a couple dozen times.

[Guest]

Sorry to hear man...

Im a senior in high school, not quite in college. What is an RA- is it some straight edge scumbag to lay out dicipline?

[hihigh]

pretty much - residential advisor


they lay the rules down, ours are chill, though. but when someone comes up to them and rats someone out, they are forced to take action.

[EternalEnemy]

Make sure his life is fucking hell.

[xplodingmonkey1]

saw the legs of his bed so that they are really weak and wen he lays down on it, it collapses also fill his matress with moldy bread and fruit

[blizz]

that really sucks dude,sorry to hear that

[Streetwiseguy16]

dude im so glad all 4 of my roomates are my friends... we vaporize and my other 2 friends don't care... That is fucked up as hell i hope ur moving out of that room but you should kick the shit out of him or steal something from him before you leave. I would steal so much of his shit! Im living in a frat next year so i can just open my window and smoke all I want!

[EternalEnemy]

Isnt it fucking shit that you cant find any morning glory on shops this time of the year....I mean ive never done lsa, just weed and alcohol. And since i cant get weed here(FUCK FINLAND TO HELL), i would like some MG for the new year.

[420purplehaze420]

find this rat roomates toothbrush and swirl it around in the toilet in whatever mess you can concockt up and then put it back and wait till the next time he goes to brush his teeth

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

i'd have gotten the electric chair if i were there. :( lol

[EternalEnemy]

Give him some substance that makes a human being naturally anxious somehow. Then secretly feed him some salvia and watch him become a freak. Then bust him for doing drugs.
Or step on his face.

[AndrewLIKESbud]

I agree with everyone above on what to do to that kid, but i must ask...SMOKING IN THE DORMS??? You gotta be a little smarter than that. Well at least you didn't get in "serious" trouble. I admit the kid is an asshole, and you should definetly slip him some drug such as acid. Teach him a little lesson. KARMA BABY!!!

[EternalEnemy]

Yeah, and make sure he gets busted.


VENGEANCE IS LIFE

[mrdevious]

This is one of those rare situations in which I highly encourage violence.

[Professor Dan K.]

Man thats fucked up, I seriously don't understand why some pricks think smoking is that bad. There are so many worse things you could be doing, if anyone ever did that to me or any of my friends I'd fuck his shit up. There are some things you should just let be.

[CocaCola]

I love all the crazy ideas in this thread... moldy fruits... hahaha.

[hihigh]

I agree with everyone above on what to do to that kid, but i must ask...SMOKING IN THE DORMS??? You gotta be a little smarter than that. Well at least you didn't get in "serious" trouble. I admit the kid is an asshole, and you should definetly slip him some drug such as acid. Teach him a little lesson. KARMA BABY!!!


vaping is a pretty universal method of smoking in dorms without getting caught. but i guess smoking pot on school campus isn't a good idea no matter how you look at it, but you gotta do what you gotta do lol..

anyway, the kid who ratted us out moved out a few days ago. my friend and the kid who ratted us out (friends roomate) didn't get along at all and had a few verbal arguments. After the kid ratted us out about the vape there relationship went to an all time low, lol.

My friend had been pissing in the kids bed and spitting in the kids drinks for the past few weeks anyway. lol.

[madteenmind]

that's fucked up. i'd try & find a roommate that's cooler. maybe you can file to get a new one. or just go smoke somewhere cool on campus.. car.. friend's place. or just get an apartment then you can smoke whenever you want :)

[d00d989]

Dont do anything that you would get busted for. You gotta do something where its not completely obvious its not you. (in other words, dont kick his ass, cuz you will get in deep shit for that.)
in stead, do something else like key his car or steal something of his where he cant prove you did it :-)

[slipknotpsycho]

He caught us red handed with the cashed bud in my hand, the 150$ vaporizer in my friends hand, and the whip in my other friends hand.
hm... wonder what yals plans for the night were :rolleyes: anyways i'd definately make that roommates hell for life... (or as long as i was in the same dorm as him) if college is anything like highschool (and i'm sure it is) the word snitch leaves you with a very dirty image, and not very many friends. as far as i'm concerned, and i've said it before and i'll say it again... people like htat need to be sent to prison and fucked up the ass unwillingly multiple times a day to see what they put other people at risk to getting for snitching on shit like that... it's not like you were doing something extremely illegal in what he calls home at the time, putting him at risk to going to prison, and i'd hope yal are respectable that if someone gets caught that isn't involved of something like that, that you do everything you can to get it across to the people handing out punishments that the person wasn't involved (for instance if he walked in didn't say nothing went about his buisness then got caught, yal would tell whoever that he wasn't involved and do everytyhing in your power to make sure he suffers no consequences for your actions just because he shares a room with whoever) i hate people like that... he had no real reason to go and do that shit.... people like that need to be bitch slapped by a 400 pound person named tiny (weight being nothing but muscle) at the very least.....

[partyguy420]

...Anyway, kind of sucks...but i'm going to make sure to go to each and every seminar high. :dance: :smokin:

dont go in there high. they are drug counlers, they are trained to see if ppls are high. my drug councler even told us that he can just look at the side of your face and be able to tell if u were stonded.

Peace

[Doobie Snax]

Give him some substance that makes a human being naturally anxious somehow. Then secretly feed him some salvia and watch him become a freak. Then bust him for doing drugs.
Or step on his face.

LOL!
:D :D

[EternalEnemy]

You know, threathen him and piss on his pants in the caffeteria and shit on his neck when he sleeps and whatever, and then get all "im sorry dude, ive been childish. you did the right thing, we were doing illegal drugs in your room, and i should not be picking you for obeying the law", and try to hold the laughter. Then, as a peace offering, give him something 'that your mom baked' and make sure he eats it. It will contain cannabis and possibly many other drugs, then make sure he gets fired. Seriously, you must do this for my peace.

[scream]

most of the RAs where i go to school are cool...i smoke with a few of them...and have banged a couple of them too

[dibbitykenny]

Yeah man... Give him a hitler. or a massive hitler with shit all over his face.
You need to fuck that asshole over, because if you dont, we are gonna have all our dicks and pussy's ALL COVERED IN SHIT!

that sucks about the ummm.... drug seminars - yeah go really high. when i got caught in my dorm we would only have to pay 50 bucks and its done with. but we would smoke every day - on my floor the ra was a chick so we would go into the mens room and smoke in the handicapped stall because there was a big vent right above the shitter. i dont know if handicapped diets smell horrible or anything but we smoke there all the time. never got caught because the people who came in were always the same and they didnt give a shit. we would even smoke blunts in there.
fucking right doggy .

i think the giftwrapped shit was the best idea. but it would be better if it had like five shitz. maybe some diarhea. hohohohohohohohohohoh
now THATS fucking funny

[daves19]

most of the RAs where i go to school are cool...i smoke with a few of them...and have banged a couple of them too

haha! BANGED...that is because of those expression i like the english language!! :stoned:

[daves19]

i dont know if handicapped diets smell horrible or anything

Hahahahaha! soem fucked up people in this forum!!! hahahaha really laughing my ass off! (and its worth saying the complete sentence, not just lmao!)

Thanks!

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I'm going to be giggling to Christmas.

I say...Find a way to get a very potent hallucinagen like LSD into his system, then tell him that there are evil elves in the RA's room and that the only way to kill them is to throw eggs at them or spray them with a fire extinguisher.

[slipknotpsycho]

I'm going to be giggling to Christmas.

I say...Find a way to get a very potent hallucinagen like LSD into his system, then tell him that there are evil elves in the RA's room and that the only way to kill them is to throw eggs at them or spray them with a fire extinguisher.
that's so fucked up, but so funny at the same time.....:D

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Or tell him that the RA is an evil space alien, give him a weapon, and run your ass off.

[hihigh]

haha if i could get something potent like LSD I wouldn't be wasting it on him :)


Kid moved out of residence anyway, we made his life a living hell including doing nude stretches in his room and blasting the doors at 3am

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

hahahaha

[EternalEnemy]

Not good enough. Do more to him.

[WalkaWalka]

do not wrap the box just put paper around it and slice the edges in such a way that when he takes the top off a bunch of shit just spread right on too his shoes.
Also when he ran outa there i would went after him and tried to calm him down

[Phyrrus]

So... what happened with the whip? they let you keep it!?! :confused:

[shrek45]

Got busted with a couple of my friends for smoking pot in one of my friends dorm room.


We had our vaporizer and just got done with our third bowl when my friends roomate came in. My friends roomate is the most unsocial stuckup fucktard of a kid you could ever meet. He took one look at what was going on and his eyes grew as big as saucers. He turned around and promptly left the dorm room.

At this point we're all thinking, oh shit oh shit he's going to rat us out (RA's room is literally 10 steps away in the same hall) we all try to stand up and act as fast as we can but everything is seemingly in slow motion. We then try to decide where we want to hide the vaporizer and where we were going to put all the cashed bud (we had it saved for a J)..We kept finding a hiding spot but then took it out and tried to put it somewhere else, little paranoid i guess? lol.

All of a sudden, the dorm room door busts opened (we locked it after the kids roomate left) and it is our RA. He caught us red handed with the cashed bud in my hand, the 150$ vaporizer in my friends hand, and the whip in my other friends hand. We just stood there with all this paraphanalia staring at the RA. One of my friends started to chuckle...i guess at the seemingly horrible situation...then we all burst out into laughter.

The RA ends up calling public safety, they take our bud, the vaporizer, and a few grams of my weed that i guess i forgot i had on the floor. Then they all write us summons'.

Got my letter today from the deans office after having a chat with her about the situation the previous day. I ended up getting 24 hours of community servicve, 3 months probation, and have to attend 3 drug seminars. If i don't go to these things i'm subject to fines, and residential removal.

Anyway, kind of sucks...but i'm going to make sure to go to each and every seminar high. :dance: :smokin:


dress up in ski masks and such, one weekend when you are supposidly going back home to visit family and stuff, stay in town and beat the shit outta him, then just head home and no-one is the wiser