My neighbour lets his dog ...

[Miggoll]

Shit on the lawn on the front of my house. Been going on for a year. Now today I got pissed off to the hilt and went out and bought some pepper powder and some slug repelent pills. I have shaken this stuff all over my lawn.

Now I'm crapping myself. I know the slug things kill animals if eaten. I didn't really want to get at the dog - just the owner (he smashed my car up with a baseball bat in July). So if the dog or any other animal eats it feck!!

Anyway is it legal to put slug pills down?

PARANOIA!

[Euphoric]

wow..you sprinkled poision all over your lawn. you like to spread death and destruction, eh? :rolleyes:

[blastfast]

Why did he smash your car up? Remember, both of these things are illegal, both smashing up your car and letting his dog foul your property...

[LOVElife]

Shit on the lawn on the front of my house. Been going on for a year. Now today I got pissed off to the hilt and went out and bought some pepper powder and some slug repelent pills. I have shaken this stuff all over my lawn.

Now I'm crapping myself. I know the slug things kill animals if eaten. I didn't really want to get at the dog - just the owner (he smashed my car up with a baseball bat in July). So if the dog or any other animal eats it feck!!

Anyway is it legal to put slug pills down?

PARANOIA!
hahahaha, what a laugh! Why did he smash your car up? Surely, there's no smoke without fire! You must've done somethin to piss him off!

We used to have spikes on top of the fence to get the cats! hate the Fucking things!! (Don't flame me people!)

Are the Slug pellets blue? You may find Junkies crawling across your lawn, thinking that they are Bluey's! lol :thumbsup:

[Miggoll]

He thought I keyed his car - he got away with just a caution for affray - he's a copper, bent copper. :(

[robert42]

U FUCKED HIM WIFE DIDNT U?


Mate best thing is to go and batter the knob just do him in m8

[LOVElife]

He thought I keyed his car - he got away with just a caution for affray - he's a copper, bent copper. :(
Fuck the O.B mate! They are all bent! :mad:

[Miggoll]

Are the Slug pellets blue? You may find Junkies crawling across your lawn, thinking that they are Bluey's! lol

Hahahahahahahha brilliant that really did make me LOL!

[robert42]

ahhh ok hes a copper then:

ORDER GAY PRON TRIALS TO HIS HOUSE
ORDER A STRIPPER TO HIS HOUSE
ORDER TAKE-AWAY OR A CAB TO HIS HOUSE

BUT DO IT DAILY AND AT LATE HOURS

Fuck his car up

Rape his dog and record it and blackmail him

[Miggoll]

U FUCKED HIM WIFE DIDNT U?

Eh?

[blastfast]

Heavily advertise his address as a transexual's brothel, 50p per bumming.

[LOVElife]

Rape his dog and record it and blackmail him
He's trying to get the bloke back Rob! Not putting himself up for Beastiality Charges!!!! lol

[robert42]

lol yea thats why i said record it lol

[robert42]

Eh?

i meant to right

You had sexual intercourse with his wife did'nt you jacob?

[Miggoll]

I'm female btw!!!

[robert42]

Ohhhhhh then its cos u didnt go down on him

lol

so ur female eh ican take him out for u if u want all u gta do is kiss my hand and ill make him a offer he cant refuse

[Euphoric]

Youre going to hell

[Miggoll]

Youre going to hell

I'm already there.

[blastfast]

Only a girl could muster such evil-doings against K-9 kind.

[Miggoll]

Ohhhhhh then its cos u didnt go down on him

lol

so ur female eh ican take him out for u if u want all u gta do is kiss my hand and ill make him a offer he cant refuse

Just your hand right .... just your hand? :D

[robert42]

just my hand and then u gotta call me godfather and ill get someone to sort him out for you but one day and this day may never come i will ask a service of you :)

[blastfast]

If he's a cop i'm not surprised someone keyed his car.......why is he surprised?

[Miggoll]

I even read that with an Italian accent ...

[jahjahjahjah]

Shit on the lawn on the front of my house. Been going on for a year. Now today I got pissed off to the hilt and went out and bought some pepper powder and some slug repelent pills. I have shaken this stuff all over my lawn.

Now I'm crapping myself. I know the slug things kill animals if eaten. I didn't really want to get at the dog - just the owner (he smashed my car up with a baseball bat in July). So if the dog or any other animal eats it feck!!

Anyway is it legal to put slug pills down?

PARANOIA!
i dont know whatll happen, its not the sweet little doggie fault he dont know where and where not to shit.I hope he doesn't eat em.If you wanted to get back at him put those slug pellets in his food while hes at the market or something.

[Miggoll]

Feck it - I've just sprinkled the rest of the slug things and the pepper dust over the lawn. *Evil Laugh*

Damn I'm deranged .............

[jahjahjahjah]

mEH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DataMatrix]

Crush up some aspirin (approx 10) and buy some dog food, sprinkle the aspirin over the dog food, leave it outside and voila, the dog is dead.

[daZenfmeister]

solution. take the dog shit in a clear plastic bag over to his house then smear the shit all over his door.

[Caruso329]

thats fucked up
why kill the dog
when you can kill the owner

[Miggoll]

Seeing as he has CCTV filming my back garden, my front door and my every move - he sometimes follows me to the shop and films me. wtf can I do lol!!

The dog wont die - it will just stay away du the the pepper spray!

[jahjahjahjah]

Id brake a trolly on his giantic melon.

[Starchild]

Cayenne pepper sprinkled helps

[Caruso329]

Or get the feds involved.

[FunkyMonkey]

Shit on the lawn on the front of my house. Been going on for a year. Now today I got pissed off to the hilt and went out and bought some pepper powder and some slug repelent pills. I have shaken this stuff all over my lawn.

Now I'm crapping myself. I know the slug things kill animals if eaten. I didn't really want to get at the dog - just the owner (he smashed my car up with a baseball bat in July). So if the dog or any other animal eats it feck!!

Anyway is it legal to put slug pills down?

PARANOIA!

I had a neighbour that used to let his dog shit in my yard. When I brought it up to him , they decided to encourage it to shit there . So after tracking dog shit into my livingroom one day from my backyard I gathered up my cat litter from 3 cats and dumped it in his back, knocked and told him that I didnt mind trading my cat shit for his dog shit from now on if that is what he preferred.
His dog never shat anywhere but his own yard after that.

:thumbsup:

[ADaisyChain]

Yeah... teach the owners by messing with the pets.

You guys are douchebags. Stab the owner or something, the pet doesn't know any better.

I hope the crooked cop shoots you in the head because he likes his dog alot.

There are so many better things you could have done, trying to kill his dog definately is the most piece of shit of all of them.

Please go pick up the pellets and just burn his house down or something.

The dog doesn't need to die for his stupid owner. Don't kill a slave for his masters actions. They don't care.

PS - I'm still hoping you die. My fingers are crossed.

[ADaisyChain]

PPS - Seriously.

[ADaisyChain]

ppps - its a DOG

[tribute to me]

Seeing as he has CCTV filming my back garden, my front door and my every move - he sometimes follows me to the shop and films me.


isnt filming someones backyard like illegal? if so, what you should do it smoke some pot right in front of the camera, on your property. because then i believe he cant do a thing about it.
cause i know this lawyer who took a case once, and the case was that the cop saw weed in this kids car. but the lawyer proved that in order to see the weed, the cop must have stuck his head into the car. so the kid was not guilty. and the cop didnt have permission to look in the car.

[ADaisyChain]

if hes a cop he'll find something to do with the film if you do something bad.

you need to move, or teach him a lesson.

((please note i did not say his dog a lesson))

ps - DOG

pps - rageaholic drama cops are not easily taught lessons.

ppps - arson

[Miggoll]

Yeah... teach the owners by messing with the pets.

You guys are douchebags. Stab the owner or something, the pet doesn't know any better.

I hope the crooked cop shoots you in the head because he likes his dog alot.

There are so many better things you could have done, trying to kill his dog definately is the most piece of shit of all of them.

Please go pick up the pellets and just burn his house down or something.

The dog doesn't need to die for his stupid owner. Don't kill a slave for his masters actions. They don't care.

PS - I'm still hoping you die. My fingers are crossed.

Two words: fuck you.

[Miggoll]

And anyway - the dog won't even go near my garden because of the pepper powder!!!

[Whos Carl]

I have the answer. Call a person called HipEstoner and give us the report.

[Miggoll]

Anyperson called HipEstoner ... or ?

[Whos Carl]

If anyone suggests killing the dog I will fucking shoot you. Your fucked up big style fuck you I hope you die.

[Miggoll]

Please speak English ............

[Whos Carl]

A N Y O N E SUGGESTS K I L L an A n Imal I kill T heM



Better?

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Poor doggy :(

[Miggoll]

Ahhhhh .............. T'is a long flight fron Death Valley though .......

[Whos Carl]

Not with my SUper Hearse.

[420kidder]

I would go around at night with some plastic gloves and smear the shit all over their door knobs, car door handles, maybe windows, but best of all just throw the shit back at his house as hard as you can. Be careful of course. :) But I love revenge, what's life without it?

[Miggoll]

Poor doggy :(

How many times do I have to say?

Pepper powder = Doggy don't come near..............ack.

[Whos Carl]

Poor slugs. SLugs have feeling too. You bastard slug slayer.

[LOVElife]

Brick his front door up.

We done it back at college, didn't actually cement them, but piled all the bricks up so when the tit opened his door, it was just a wall of bricks!

Note *we had easy availabilty to the bricks!!! . . . . . Pinched them from his garden! lol

[LOVElife]

Poor slugs. SLugs have feeling too. You bastard slug slayer.
its just a piece of Jelly man! You sound like bob Geldof or summit! lol

;) :dance: ;)

[Miggoll]

Well I'd love to. but my every move is on CCTV!!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Oh..awe :) You saved the doggy..


Poor Sluggy:(

[LOVElife]

Well I'd love to. but my every move is on CCTV!!
Fuckin Old Bill eh???

They are rats, NO right to see into your back garden!!

[DataMatrix]

SLAY THE DOG WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

[LOVElife]

SLAY THE DOG WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Ahhh, someone I can get on-board with!!!

Only Jokin, but I think you done the right hing putting pepper n pellets all over! ;)

[Miggoll]

Got the Old Bill on the way - he just went at me over the pepper spray - Must NOT act stoned lol! Just taken 10g of Kratom eeekk buzzing like a bee

[LOVElife]

Got the Old Bill on the way - he just went at me over the pepper spray - Must NOT act stoned lol! Just taken 10g of Kratom eeekk buzzing like a bee
What you mean he went at ya? your in London yeah? Where abouts?

I'm in Bermondsey, sure my Boys could teach him a lesson or two!

Why are the O.B on the way? :confused:

[LOVElife]

Oh shit, just noticed. . . . SURREY!! haha

[Miggoll]

What you mean he went at ya? your in London yeah? Where abouts?

I'm in Bermondsey, sure my Boys could teach him a lesson or two!

Why are the O.B on the way? :confused:

I'm in zeee Surrey.

The OB are on the way 'cause I'm supposed to have tried to poison his dog heheh!!!

My friend works in Surrey Polic HQ and told me ....

La de dahhhh ....

[Nochowderforyou]

Shit on the lawn on the front of my house. Been going on for a year. Now today I got pissed off to the hilt and went out and bought some pepper powder and some slug repelent pills. I have shaken this stuff all over my lawn.

Now I'm crapping myself. I know the slug things kill animals if eaten. I didn't really want to get at the dog - just the owner (he smashed my car up with a baseball bat in July). So if the dog or any other animal eats it feck!!

Anyway is it legal to put slug pills down?

PARANOIA!

Hmmm...sounds like a dilly of a pickle. Okay,...okay...were these slugs a problem in your yard, or did you buy them knowing they might kill or harm an animal? Okay, to keep a dog or cat from ever shitting on your yard again, yes, pepper powder would work, but is not potent enough. Buy the hottest pepper you can find on your shelf, use it.

We use to have a cat problem shitting in our yards...I used some Cayan pepper, started their asses on fire, no more poop.

And why are you letting your neighbor do this? Go shit on his lawn every morning, that will teach that motherfucker.

[daZenfmeister]

Seeing as he has CCTV filming my back garden, my front door and my every move - he sometimes follows me to the shop and films me. wtf can I do lol!!

The dog wont die - it will just stay away du the the pepper spray!


What a fucked up cop, get a lawer and sue his ass for invasion of privacy babe!

[Ganjasaurusrex]

Had the same prob with a dog one time. Found that no chemicals were needed. The reason the dog did it in that area is that another one had did it before in that area. So its about territory and marking. Found that peeing in a container and pouring it around the property boarder and his spots stopped it. In the dogs language it says "my area".