Has anyone ever gotten caught masturbating while high?

[tribute to me]

Happened to me the other night...my brother caught me. Tell me THAT isn't awkward.

Also, who here gets wicked horny after smoking?

[da haze meister]

yeah i get horny but i dont jack off i let the girlies do it for me

[tofilmfan]

Yeah dude....I got caught jacking off by my step sister, but her dad and my mom got divorced and she's not my step sister anymore :)

[CocaCola]

Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed?

[boardman]

no, I can't say I havn't

[Cleveland]

Yeah dude....I got caught jacking off by my step sister, but her dad and my mom got divorced and she's not my step sister anymore :)
are you trying to say something without saying it?

[daima]

I was almost considered the "masterbaiter"
I got a job on this fishing boat when i was young and my job was to bait the hooks for the tourist who would charter the boat for the days fishing. This job started out at 20$ per hour, and if i stayed with it for 30 days i would be promoter to masterbaiter and make 30$ per hour. wowie.
dai*ma :thumbsup:
Remember kids,..... masturbation is safe(unless you work out. then i'd be careful on the pulllin and yankin) and you can do it alone.

[Clevelandsmokin]

I was almost considered the "masterbaiter"
I got a job on this fishing boat when i was young and my job was to bait the hooks for the tourist who would charter the boat for the days fishing. This job started out at 20$ per hour, and if i stayed with it for 30 days i would be promoter to masterbaiter and make 30$ per hour. wowie.
dai*ma :thumbsup:
Remember kids,..... masturbation is safe(unless you work out. then i'd be careful on the pulllin and yankin) and you can do it alone.

Thats some funny shit there man

[thcbongman]

When I was 15, I was real ripped, and I was sitting in a car at a rest stop, and I just started jacking off in the car, minding my own business wacking it. My parents came back and I was startled and also realized 2 chicks were watching me the whole time! My dad whooped my ass right on the spot with a belt. Boy I was embarrassed. I have trouble wacking it from that experience.

[CocaCola]

Where do you people get off on whacking it off wherever you can?

[thcbongman]

Same reasons why people fuck in forests, and cathedrals.

It's a thrill. Personally I'm disgusted by sex, too many times of animalistic sex on E with random hos killed my sexuality.

[CocaCola]

Being with someone else is different. Jacking off behind a Wendy's is a no-no, though... Go home and jerk it, for christ sakes!

[thcbongman]

I agree with you wacking it in public is disgusting, but the thrill is none the less the same, then again, I find the whole sexuality thing as repulsive. Just thought I would share a tale. That's all.

[CocaCola]

I see where you're coming from...

[sharpezor]

When I was 15, I was real ripped, and I was sitting in a car at a rest stop, and I just started jacking off in the car, minding my own business wacking it. My parents came back and I was startled and also realized 2 chicks were watching me the whole time! My dad whooped my ass right on the spot with a belt. Boy I was embarrassed. I have trouble wacking it from that experience.

WOW LOL

dude, are you asexual or something? since u think sex is sick?

[thcbongman]

WOW LOL

dude, are you asexual or something? since u think sex is sick?

Pretty much. I want a lady who respect herself. Who doesn't dick one dude, and an hour later dicks another.

Sex became a commodity to me. It's nothing special.

[sharpezor]

heh, that sucks.

you mean to tell me that if you saw a bunch of 18 year old girls with tight jeans at the mall you wouldnt enjoy it in any way?

[Up In Smoke 420]

I'm so happy I've never been caught looking at porn.

[YayAreaPnjbi]

I donno about masturbating while high, it feels pretty good. But sex? Sex is fan-fuckin-tastic while high...the orgasm lasts dayzz. Hmm. That reminds me, imma
go call up a breezy so i can get some action 2morrow night :D

[thcbongman]

heh, that sucks.

you mean to tell me that if you saw a bunch of 18 year old girls with tight jeans at the mall you wouldnt enjoy it in any way?

If they have hot bodies yes. They have to work out. I admire bodies and tonage.

[orangeman]

Masturbating...while high, lol that has to be the funniest shit ever. Double trouble, but no I never do shit like this when I'm high, actually sex is the last thing that comes to my mind when I'm high unless I see a girl then I get more horny than normally.

[Frivolous248]

I've never been caught masterbating, never mind doing it high! Wow...theres some...wierd people on this site.

Who the HELL jacks off in a car when they're with their parents? Honestly? And where did you plan to spurt? Just on the back of the seat and leave it there? Nasty...

[yoda]

Who the HELL jacks off in a car when they're with their parents? Honestly? And where did you plan to spurt? Just on the back of the seat and leave it there? Nasty...

ROFL!

nope, never caught

[yoda]

ps frivolous,. that made my sig

[Eshelmen]

dude i`m the master of timings and locations for where i stroke it

if i only have 2 minutes and i need some strokin.. i`ll do it... no i have not... be aware of you surroundings

[duckfool]

Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed?


Red team, GO!

[1234abcd]

Pretty much. I want a lady who respect herself. Who doesn't dick one dude, and an hour later dicks another.

Sex became a commodity to me. It's nothing special.

I agree with you on this.

[Frivolous248]

ps frivolous,. that made my sig

:D

I personally just wait till I get home, masterbating isn't THAT good that it can't wait 15 minutes.

[gee]

Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed?

LMFAO. that scene in half baked was sooo hilirious.

[420ultimatesmokage]

my friend was caught by his extermely mormon mom humping a blow up doll while we was stoned as fuck lmao.:D

[Jahangir 420]

are you trying to say something without saying it?
lmao i was thinking the same:D

[pixel]

dude i`m the master of timings and locations for where i stroke it

if i only have 2 minutes and i need some strokin.. i`ll do it... no i have not... be aware of you surroundings

lol man i wouldn't call that something to be proud of :rasta:

[acrca]

one time in 7th grade before school, i got really baked, and my first class was history, and its real boring. So i was sitten there, trppin out and shit, not listening, and all of a sudden i have an itch on my dick. So i scratch it over my jeans, then i realized that it felt awsome! so im rubbin the shit out of it with my eyes closed, and later on at lunchtime some kids came up to me and said, HAHAHA i heard you were jackin it in class in 1st period. i just denied it cuz i dont need that reputation

[captaincannabis]

get caught?dont you just wip it out and get to work wherever?Have I been doing it wrong?no wonder everyone looks at me strange............

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

Ever been caught masturbating while high..

Thats sounds like one of those rhetorical questions that people ask just so that they can tell a story without seeming random.

Friend: Hey have you ever broken your arm on a jetski on spring break in panama?
Me: *Sigh... no
Friend: Well last year i was blah blah blah blah

[BestTonicIsChronic]

Ive never done E but I can say Ive never been hornier than on weed. And no Ive never been caught but I can imagine how awkward that would be not to metion make for an uneasy high for the rest of the night.

[fatweedsack]

this is the dumbest thread ive ever seen. no one gives a fuck man just get a girl to do it for you