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[Roulettedares]

Okay i would like to preface this by saying i am a dumbass. You will see how much a dumbass I am as you read the next paragraph.

I have gotten caught by my parents twice (see I told you I was a dumbass :P). And both times the gave me another chance. All I have is 2.7 grams of Purple Haze and A10 left. So I am going to smoke it and stay clean when its finished off until I am 18.

Anyways there is a couple things. My dad said he would buy a home tester and/or send pee tests every once in a while to the lab :(. So is there any QUICK way to flush the THC out of your system right after you smoke? :confused:

And also while I am smoking/getting high, my body isn't the only thing that is high; suspicion. As I was going to bed a few days ago, my dad asked me if I was smoking I said no and he said "Don't let me catch you again!". Now I am pretty sure it is quite evident that I am continuing to them, so I want it to appear that I am "sober"; smelling good, acting un-high, and having my breath smell like halitosis without a smoking stench. So If i could get some suggestions with that, it would be helpful.

And my final suggestion has to do with places for my stash. I need a place that is so easily accessible and just impossible for somebody to think MJ is in that certain place. FYI my mom does random room searches. So I need the Ultimate stash place.

I thank every one of you for all your help

-James Welch
AKA Roulettedares

[bytheway]

yea man as far as seeming sober i dont really know. but as far as hiding it. you can put it into a little baggy and then stick it up your ass!

[NightProwler]

tape the baggie to the underside of your bed. for getting it out of your system just work out alot and drink alot of water.

[wutang123456]

clear eyes help, i've found if you eat/ drink alot before you go home that can do miracles for your ability to apear sober. Go to 7-11 and look for smokers breath gum. That will get the smell completely off. Also, aqua drop mints work better than regular mints.

as for flushing your system, just eat nutritious foods, don't smoke any more, always drink plenty of water and excercise regularly, and you shouldn't have a problem after about 2 weeks of being clean.

about a stash, thats for you to discover. i use the battery case of my boom box, and i also pull some books on my bookshelf out, put my stuff up against the back of the book case, and then put the books pack. those work for me.

and by the way, parents may suck, but being busted by the cops sux alot worse, especially a week before you are no longer a minor, because you get the worst of both worlds plus your parents being pissed

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I would say...Smoke up the last bit ASAP and just wait till you turn 18, bro, or just have a sit-down with them about mary-joo-wana and it's so-called "Dangers"

[Roulettedares]

and my parents threatened to tell the school -_- (they're bigger dumbasses)

[DiLoS]

Your parents are narc bags. I'm sorry had to get that out of my system first... lol. If you had a mini-fridge in your room you could save your piss that would be clean in your fridge and then when it comes to test time just warm it up some how and put it in the cup. As far as stashes go, you could put them in your geometry kit.

Like penguin said before me, you should have a talk with your parents about dope and tell them that it's not going to kill you or make you unmotivated. I can't believe the bull shit they put in these anti-drug ads, it makes me sick.

[Roulettedares]

Well DiLos. I am not offended by the comment you made about ym parents ;). As it is true. I dont have a minifridge in my room, and nobody here really does O_O.

Anyways I have said I used to use it for migraines because THC is a proven pain reliuever, and the answer I got was "No tests have proven that; It is probably just a placebo!" Which is improbable as placebos have a very very low probability of actually working.

If I did have a full-length talk with them about Marijuana, they wouldn't believe me, and just dump suspicion on me. Looking over me every second as if I was a rodent. So I am not going to attempt to talk with them.

And, i don't have a "geometry kit". Whatever that is -_-. What I did with my haze and a10 is i wrapped in four layers of tissues to dilute the smell, then I put it in a tissue box under all of the tissues.

my pipe I just put it temporarily in the oblivion of the bathroom cupboard, underneath a bunch of crap. But YOu are giving me some ideas. Thank you. A lot more would give me the perfect spot. So keep them coming :)

[FireRazor]

I always thought the idea of screwing off the cap over the outlits on your wall and sticking it in the wall was rather funny. I've seen a thread here about that awhile back.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Well, my friend, My oldest homie from these boards and I are starting a new idea. Read it in the thread that is to come.