You can take your Baby Jesus and Shove Him!

[Breukelen advocaat]

Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!

The past few years have brought us marvelous new designs in the world of â??adultâ?� novelties. There is a company that makes religious dildos called divine-interventions.

They have various products that are available including the Jackhammer Jesus dildo, Baby Jesus butt plug, a Virgin Mary (â??this Mother isâ?¦Superiorâ?�), the Diving Nun, Moses (â??Help Moses part the Pink Seaâ?�), Judas (â??Imagine if he could fuck the Son of God what he could do to you!â?�), The Devil, and others.

Nowadays, you can tell somebody to take their Jesus and shove him â?? and they actually could do this!
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

A woman was asked by her pastor, â??Is Jesus or Satan in you?â?�
Her reply: â??Bothâ?�

Put a little virgin back in your pussy:
http://www.divine-interventions.com/mary.html

A "nun" for the masses!
http://www.divine-interventions.com/divingnun.html

Holy Moses!
http://www.divine-interventions.com/moses.html


http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php

[Harvesthetic]

I've arranged to meet the pope in order to personally show him. Get him involved. He's gonna want a share in this.

"This penetrative device is copyrighted."

[justinsane]

hahah... holy shit. i was just thinking,

they musta got that idea from the exorcist when that girl jams the cross up her wah wah

[trapped in a dream]

This is kinda stupid

[lemonboy]

Breukelen: LOL. Nice. You are bad :P

[Breukelen advocaat]

Breukelen: LOL. Nice. You are bad :P

Thanks, and although I take that as a compliment, I just REPORT the news! Those jesus-dildo people deserved a tribute, and some publicity, here.

I remembered the religious dildo website shortly after penning my virgin birth debunking post, still available in the "Politics" forum in the thread called â??Twas the Night Before Solstice, explaining how the virginmary gave â??birthâ?� to jesus anally.
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=43067
The part about jesus being shoved up, and shit out of, mary's asshole is down near the bottom of the thread.

[trapped in a dream]

im not religious but this is really goin too far

whos gonna masturbate with a jesus face on it

omfg

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

i havent seen any holy shit yet...

[Breukelen advocaat]

im not religious but this is really goin too farwhos gonna masturbate with a jesus face on itomfg

Plenty of women masturbate while thinking about jesus. The Andy Warhol actress, VIVA, once wrote in a book about her teenage fantasies, and one of them was sucking the cock of christ on the cross.

Now they can actually stick him up their orifices!

They can be used for theraputic purposes, also. There are a lot of people in recovery from fundamentalism, and other various christer cults. I would recommend that they get a jesus or mary buttplug or dildo (or two for women), lube 'em up, stick the figure(s) inside themselves, and go to church like that. This should throw a whole new meaning on the ceremony and phrase "born again" - especially when they expel the device(s) from their opening(s)! Now, EVERYBODY can say that they give a shit for jesus!

[deathbyvalley]

lmfao....baby jesus butt plug...

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

i still want that zombie jesus!

[Breukelen advocaat]

lmfao....baby jesus butt plug...

Of course, one of Mary, specifically made for guys that needs a good prostate massage, woud be best. Imagine getting "head", in there, from a little "mutha of god"; it must be awesome! I can picture her robed head nuzzling and stimulating the acorn-shaped prostate.

[opiuser]

man... if christianity is the truth, those people are going straight to hell

[ADaisyChain]

I wonder if they make any money off of it. The amount of offensive products the average joe can think of is astronomical, so if they're making any money off this I want to start manufacturing random offensive tools to enhance lives.

[Bmoreblasted]

Wow... What if the Bible is truth... and we do all have to stand one day in judgement... I'm just saying what if... How would we explain the butt plug crafted to resemble the Son of God..., and that we thought that was funny cute.......................................... Just sayin....is all

[ADaisyChain]

What if the Bible is truth.. How would we explain the butt plug crafted to resemble the Son of Godl

"Forgive me?"

[hank]

Lol

[BabySnookums]

omg that shits just so wrong and so funny on so many fucking levels! and yeah it does kinda make you wonder...wth could you say for yourself it god and all christianity is real?

*stands at gods feet, sheepishly looking at the ground and kicking at something* i dunno god....i was horny?!