freestylin'

[PuddingSpoon]

im stoned rite now and one of my favorite things to do while stoned is freestyle about random shit, so anyway i thought of a game: i give a word and everyone freestyles about that word and feel free to wander off subject, its cool cuz you can see the persons train of thought!!! anyway yeah the word, hmm.......rasta

ok here goes, yo yo rasta eat some pasta with a silver fork a fat pig makes pork babies come from a stork nah im just playing no what im saying i guess not do the robot pop n lock rock n roll i like to bowl get a strike taked a hike or ride my bike get hit oh shit by a truck ow just my luck a broken back its cracked i cant move nothin to prove im hurt red alert hear sirens im cryin beggin please on my knees saying no no not know i wanna play more tip the cow and theyll say moo shoo go away hey you guys are gay you bullies pull the pulleys lift pull thats cruel, cruel intentions yo im in detention drawing a pic wit my man nick we jokin tokin smokin were high oh my my eyes are so red imma go to bed nighty night lets fight left right uppercut to your gut knock out your wind yo im pinned i gotta tap clap clap standing ovation im a patient you the docta polygon with 8 sides is a octa, gon gone in 60 seconds, seconds how bout some thirds you see those birds yeah i wish i could fly oh my bye bye bye n sync wink wink you get it? nah forget it

hee hee so fun ok you guys go, btw im not black so sorry if mine sucks

[RastaKaze]

Rasta-far-i
That Is my religion
Smokin' a spliff, man
That is my desicion
Back up, you whack buck
Lookin like yo ass just fell out the crack truck!
Aight, you wanna get smacked up?
Come at me with all you got man I'll leave you jacked up
hacked up
I'm spittin' these facts up
Like vomit
Watchin' wallace and grommit
on the TV
Life's just to easy
Gotta kick back sit back and roll up an E Z
My hair may be greasy
But listen to jokes, HA HA
they ain't cheesy

[RastaKaze]

oh come on you got me all hyped what happened

[PuddingSpoon]

huh?

[RastaKaze]

choose another word and rap again... challenge us man :)

[OzzyOz]

bitches better neel
because i'm the next shaquil Oneal
i may not be black
but i'm sure as hell not whack

I kick it freestyle with rastakaze
deadlier than a can of mace

I'm not gonna discriminate
But i know this earths fate
it'll plunge into hot fire
and there'll be corrosion
deadlier than any explosion


i'm gonna stop rapping now
but before i stop
i'm gonna take a bow

[hipEstoner]

bitch this drugs makes me itch like bugs on my back, about to by a fat sack of green, thats what i mean, or what im saying, cuz im not playin, im smokin, dopin, coken, coke in my nose while im fuckin all these ho's, hi off dro and were sittin in the snow, , ima bout to think that its 40 below, zero, the weed i get is soo good that the smoke from it glows as i blow it from my nose and fall down to my toes, i cant keep writin cuz im not fo show , m, so i think imana go, shove this blow up my nose ,walk right out the door fuck im fallin thriough the floor

[NightProwler]

yoyoyo

[RastaKaze]

Ill rhymes and good times
at CANNABIS
dot com with hot mom's you know it's the shit
and When I spit it's legit
Slick Rick woulda picked
me to be in his click
You know why?
Look at the look in my eyes
When I ryhme it's like a valcano and you all die

Eruptions
Upon your entire nation
Leaving you're bitch ass devastated and your food in rations
Man I'm ruthless
ya useless
we been thru this and thru this
and if you say another word
man I swear I'ma do this
Bitch, chew this!
Aight you know i'm tired
SCREW THIS

[OzzyOz]

I like pie
especially when i'm high
it can either be lemon meringue
or chocolate
whatever, there all tasty thangs

I like to eat my pie with milk
while wearing some silk
it's all normal
for me, the king
who lives in a castle made of bling

you look like a fox
with chicken pox
like a bitch ass hoe
not knowing where to go

[OzzyOz]

i shaved my pubes
with no shaving lube
it still itchen
and yes, i'm still bitchen

because if your a sucka
you gotta go
don't shave your downtown
or your gonna frown

DON"T SHAVE YOUR DOWNTOWN!!

that shit is whack
now i have no hair on my sack

Trimming is better
take it from the feller
who's done both
and likes to sail on boats

[OzzyOz]

maybe i shouldn't have posted that last freestyle... but....


I'm a little white man
they often call me
the sandman
putting bitches in there sleep
like a OD
on every drug including PCP!

Now this is where it gets mellow
and i just say hello!
to all the people
smoking that bud
keeping it cloudy as MUD!

[BlackLabelXmas]

lmao Both of those poems made me laugh Ozzy.

[OzzyOz]

and you thought i was done
well guess what
my rhymes are like diareeha
that shit keeps coming back
my rhymes may be whack
but atleast i don't smoke crack!

[OzzyOz]

lmao Both of those poems made me laugh Ozzy.

:D i take my rhymes very seriously :D

[RastaKaze]

My flows so incredible
It's probably edible
And for the words that I spit
You know I'm credible
The finest? Me.
a Rap dynasty
The game wouldn't be nothin'
If you minussed me
Haha that's funny
but let me tell ya sonny
you don't ryhme like this, when your mind is on the money
Rappin? I love it.
Ya don't like it? Shove it.
But choose to spit back and I'll cook you like an oven
:rasta:

[chakruh]

everytime u pray u ask god for rhymes like mine,
the rhymes that shine and tickle you down your spine,
one line from my mind is like a sign from above, it fits like a glove and radiates pure love.

[chakruh]

so many ill words just call me terminator, a demonstrator rhyme creator, cooler than your radiator.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
yo yo yoooo, yo, yo
yo,
wussup,wussup?
yeah,yeah,

yeah
yeahyeah

..my name is Babyface....
they say I'm a disgrace
I smoke weed 'cause I like the taste
and the way it makes me feel
so I'll get twenty dollars
and give you a hollar
and um maybe make you squeel.


o.o I'm so white it hurts :(

[RastaKaze]

haha you have gizmo as your av!

[Harvesthetic]

bitches better neel
because i'm the next shaquil Oneal
i may not be black
but i'm sure as hell not whack

I kick it freestyle with rastakaze
deadlier than a can of mace

I'm not gonna discriminate
But i know this earths fate
it'll plunge into hot fire
and there'll be corrosion
deadlier than any explosion


i'm gonna stop rapping now
but before i stop
i'm gonna take a bow

Deadlier than a can of mace :D:D:D ooh man that's deadly :D

no offence though keep on rimin'
:thumbsup:

[hipEstoner]

haha you have gizmo as your av!
that movie freaked me out when i was on shrooms

[PuddingSpoon]

made this one earlier this morning for my fat white friend:
yo im sittin hittin a bong singin songs waitin wishin im on a mission i call up my boi on his cell well he picks up he says "sup" i say "ey bitch its ya boi from hawaii no lie man come on down no frowns here man jus smiles for miles cuz we high oh my" he says "aight cool fool imma ask my dad but i dunno hes kinda mad, cuz miami sucks fuck, they losin hes choosin the wrong team they soft like whipped cream" but oh shit a hit a fumble miami recovers rumbles down touchdown, yeah! "oh fuck yeah, nah hes happy and my tits are flappy, imma ask now, if hell allow, me to fly over fuck hes so happy hell probly buy me a range rover" and im like "aight shootz hoots and hollers i got twenty dollars buy a fat twin sack yo i know you got my back, aight peace" so im back sittin blazin eatin rasins im gettin the munchies i want some lunchies, but i gotta wait resist the bait cuz my boi gotta call me on the phone, ring ring, i pick up hear a groan, "my dad says no fo sho, this sucks" and im like "FUCK", and then i hear a laugh "man dont have a calf, a baby cow im jus playin my dad said i can go now! imma pack my back pack load up the cadillac and get to the airport itll be a short while couple thousand miles but i be there soon around noon, jus chill and spend that twenty dolla bill on somethin else taht green know what i mean?" so im get to the port round noon eatin prunes and i see a fat white bitch and he aint look rich so i knew he aint a tourist fuck he probably the poorest one on the plane cuz he buy so much mary jane its insane

im from hawaii BTW, and my friend moved to florida and he is planning to come back to hawaii and visit

[redsoxfan49]

heres something i just threw together with this chick, i like it though....
its called "My Humps"

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Iâ??ma get, get, get, get, u drunk,
Get you love drunk off hump.
My hump,

Check it out
I drive these fuckers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan they be sharinâ??
All their money got me wearin fly gear but I ainâ??t askin,
They say they love my ass â??n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givinâ??
So I keep on takinâ??
And no I ainâ??t takinâ??
We can keep on datinâ??
I keep on demonstrating.


My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
Sheâ??s got me spending.
Spendinâ?? all your money on me and spending time on me.
Sheâ??s got me spendinâ??.
Spendinâ?? all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Iâ??ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gonâ?? do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
Iâ??m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps, check it out!

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea letâ??s go
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
and mix your milk wit my cocoa pops,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa pops, milky, milky riiiiiiide.

They say Iâ??m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryinâ?? a feel my hump, hump.
Lookinâ?? at my lump, lump.
U can look but you canâ??t touch it,
If u touch it Iâ??ma start some drama,
You donâ??t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So donâ??t pull on my hand boy,
You ainâ??t my man, boy,
Iâ??m just trynâ??a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front.
My lovinâ?? got u,
Sheâ??s got me spendinâ??.
Spendinâ?? all your money on me and spending time on me.
Sheâ??s got me spendinâ??.
Spendinâ?? all your money on me,up on me, on me.
What you gonâ?? do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Iâ??ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gonâ?? do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
Iâ??m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.

What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Iâ??ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off THIS hump.
What you gonâ?? do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
Iâ??ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work

She's got me spending
spending all your money on me
as time on me
She's got me spending
spending all your time on me,me,me

[BabyFacedAbortion]

^^ Boys and girls, that's my song right there.

[redsoxfan49]

MY SONG

[PuddingSpoon]

ok no offense or anything, but guys please stop trying to be funny, because well....your not, and please dont laugh at the people trying to be funny either, it only encourages them and makes them think theyre funny

[OzzyOz]

yo your an assgoblin
which is a goblin that comes out of your anus
it's often blamed for the death of the dinasours
but that isn't what made it famous

[redsoxfan49]

ok no offense or anything, but guys please stop trying to be funny, because well....your not, and please dont laugh at the people trying to be funny either, it only encourages them and makes them think theyre funny

sarcasm is different than trying to be funny.

[RastaKaze]

Yo everybody just chill as I kick
Ill rhymes that are sick
I'm the gear dat makes the clock go tick tock tick
Yes I'm selectively picked
with mad rhymes that are slick
Well yes my skin may be white but I AIN'T no hick
And I come off hard
with rhymes that are odd
I rip the microphone and leave it scared
Never hittin, of sniffin, or takin a whiff
Only questionin' MC's who be tryin' to grip

[Kramerica]

Allow me to reintroduce myself
My name is Kram
K to the R-A
You use to hear my rhymes back in the day
We never goin to see eye to eye
Your type of real I dont recognize its all televised
Young, high and I dont give a fuck
Say the wrong thing I might hit you up
You messin with a smoker, a lighter
Wildfire survivor
Yall still want beef then holler
Welcome to Greenwood City
No, welcome to K-Man City
And thanks to Ron Im the cannabis anchor man
Yes, Rasta you should shake my hand
Cause the weed done made me too cocky
And I dont wanna rhyme with dudes who flow sloppy
Who more realer?
Weed on the 4-wheeler
And I clap at your man
Got the clap on clap off clap with your hands
The only thing you ever clapped was your hands
Youll get duck taped and butt raped by Michelin Man
Bastard

Sorry :) Got off track

[PuddingSpoon]

sarcasm is different than trying to be funny.
actually no, sarcasm is just another way of trying to be funny

[king kong bong]

hmmmmmmmmm

someone battle me.

[clear the way mugs]

im the reason that/ya tokers aint bringin ur ganja back/call me the mold i hunt ya round the clock/mad at me for ima scavenger round the block/ya run inside and lock the doors closed/lee's true in the hood story that had to be told/but really get these other drugs off me/shit aint even worth my time plus its mad money/flandys bust pipes/my joint lights/that hits ur vertebrae murder brains flew kites

[king kong bong]

mugs is brainwashed/
his mind is flushed/
trippin on shrooms/
i envision da future doom/
i toke nonstop til my pupils dilate/
til i recognize my fate n retaliate/
step in my way its annihilation/
killin kids like masturbation/
when i flow theres no stoppin me/
one way might be poppin me/
i could go on for days n days/
as i school u in the many ways/
old n da new ill let ya choose/
take this as a clue n get ready to lose/

[clear the way mugs]

u wanna bring back, you better not/
cause lyrically ill leave ur face purple then rot/
just like ur breath/shit still be hideous/
get ur ass to the city cop where that diesel is/
its the only cure for ur breath and i dont take the piss/
im a seed that plants till it rains out/
then sprout straight up to the sky to push ur wack back/
ur flow stinks like the water left for days in a bong/
my rhymes will crush you just like king kong/
must be y mc's wanna mirk me send me to the afterlife/
what for they wont even be half as nice/
how u smoke shakes of schwag after effects u fall/
man 'fore u toke on a skunk grow some hair on ur balls/

[STDzRus]

Canna Man Crazy Hazy Weezy keeps me high
Every word you just created is a biological lie
Don't even try
Your mind is too soft
When you hittin off the the six inch you leanin out to cough
Too rough two huffs and your past the position of loaded
I load it it's loaded and it's a two tokin explosive
Corrosive the high that'll leave you all in a daze
For days in so many ways the strain can't be traced
It's not a haze but it phases right under your skin
So if you got that kriggy kronik Next Hit Your In.

[STDzRus]

I leave you where I'm left off
Where your whole crew should've stepped off
You passed law
Now it's time to crawl
No more will it hide and it's things to come
Desperation in action is hard to trust
You gotta rhyme every word to keep your rhymes making sense
Your stuck in the mindframe Caught in the drift
You kick lift spit heat to the fire in the frame and your brain is in the same game as the same lame that just kicked the same game with a doper name
And a doper claim
Your claim to fame is a message that's unclear
I can't hear what your trying to say Maybe it's you who needs to clean our your ears
and HEar
A message that you support and understand
And quit trying to be the hand
That the support is being lended
Just take your free time
And spend it
Invest it
Trust it and check it
You might learn something
And with your newly endowed mind, you might yearn something
And make something out of nothing
The nothing you sat past for years
Now you sitting past with ideas
In your head and your fears
Keep it coming keep the drift
Keep the circle in the mix
Because letting go of the message for the rhyme
is strict bullshit.

[STDzRus]

I bump this thread Like I bump my things
It's a thang, truly average and sing
It's the same thing
Voicing a message so the word can be heard
Spreading around my word about my ways and my herb
It's the third verse but it's still my third first
Still feelin the thirst from before the worst
Now standin strong acting wrong hitting bong after bong It's a song
Put it all together add a hook sneak a toke
Roll up a joint and blow that smoke

HAHA

I could do better.

[emg]

slob on my nob like corn on da cob~ three 6 mafia

[mellow mood]

damn i need a smoke
go ahead lets toke
im so fucked up
i need some seven-up
damn i need a smoke
go ahead lets toke
fuck my pipe broke
this was my last hope
of gettin blazed
to be amazed
by the circles everywhere
snakes, seems to be my hairs
im gonna die
this is all a lie
this isnt real
this isnt a big deal

i wish id be a seal





I met this girl named Keisha
The daughter of a preacher
I met her in school and we did it on the bleachers
The kids were in gym
As I went for a swim
I rocked it so good that she wanted it again
You see, Keisha was yearnin'
To be de-virgined
She told her father and he preched her a SERMON!

mine is better :dance:

[Kramerica]

I met this girl named Keisha
The daughter of a preacher
I met her in school and we did it on the bleachers
The kids were in gym
As I went for a swim
I rocked it so good that she wanted it again
You see, Keisha was yearnin'
To be de-virgined
She told her father and he preched her a SERMON!

[RastaKaze]

Replyin' to my man, his name is mellow mood
And when I get the munchies, I say "Hi, hello food!"
What you doin'?
In a few hours, I'll be pooin'
You out
That's no doubt
My ass is a waterspout
Mad feces
All over ya face
It's the the al-natural version of mace
Haha the pace
of this beat has got me goin'
And now that I spit what I spat I got you knowin'
about shit
speakin of that
i gotta take one
so take it easy
and have a good day

PEACE :cool:

[STDzRus]

I leave the hypnotized dazed for days
Sipping on some sizzerb and creme d'louates
It's how a playa plays
Playa and pimp
I got two canes cuz I walk with three limps ;)
Ya think I'm full of shit
I got five on it
Tell me what you need
I ain't got shigga my nigga I'm the grinch with me weed
Please?
No please maybe not no maybe or lately
I feel blatantly dismissed

Huh comma bullshit
Randomness generated creating a cause
Tell santa clause
mrs clause
sucks good balls

signed...Pa

[mellow mood]

Replyin' to my man, his name is mellow mood
And when I get the munchies, I say "Hi, hello food!"
What you doin'?
In a few hours, I'll be pooin'
You out
That's no doubt
My ass is a waterspout
Mad feces
All over ya face
It's the the al-natural version of mace
Haha the pace
of this beat has got me goin'
And now that I spit what I spat I got you knowin'
about shit
speakin of that
i gotta take one
so take it easy
and have a good day

PEACE :cool:

doesnt even rhymes at the end...



plus, english isnt even my first language!

PWNED

[STDzRus]

It's a song for the cannabis crew
Mellow mood Voodoo and all the rest of you
You know who what you do what you need is some weed
Smoke it up blaze it up fuck a cup
I need a bowl for my dro or a blunt for my mids
I need a homemade bong for my underage kids
I need a Roor Custom Made for my smokers with money
I need a novelty bong for my smokers who be funny
I need a Volcano for my smokers big ballin
I need a pack of papers for my smoker shot callin
I need a sneak a toke piece for my smokers on the move
I need a nice little chillum for my smokers in the groove
I need a grinder for my smoker who keeps it high class
I need a bubbler for my smoker smoking that Indo grass.
I need some cannabutter for my smokers who bake
And I need a six foot bong for my smokers who bake.

[RastaKaze]

lol, props stz you hit that one off nicely :thumbsup:

[Kramerica]

Listen,
Id kick a prechers ass
If he ever messed with my stash
You smoke my bowl
Its like diving in a black hole
Take you to the ghetto dimension
Cadillacs and gang attacks, and other things I cant mention
Hell, I'll put half an ounce in your hand
You'll be smilin like you just won Making the Band
Smoke in my city
With Mase, Lox and P Diddy
And when the blunt is gone you take your ass home
And call my cell phone when your girl is left alone

[STDzRus]

Who loves to love weed and smoke different strains
Who loves to love weed and love the effect on your brain
Who loves to love weed and everything it represents
Who loves to love weed and knows all the measurements

Different kinds of smokers toke all around the earth.
Got the little oldschool tokers who been tokin since birth.
And the newly made tokers who still toke in the dirt.
Ability and size, how big is your lung.
Fill the 3 footer and hit it till you chest's numb
Fell the lung and your chest expand and explode
And let the coughing begin then draw another load.
Go and go spark the flame keep the bowl blazin
You got half of a sample and the shits still amazin

[STDzRus]

The truth will set your mindframe free
Free as the sea as open as the sky
Listen with your ears and look with your eyes
Knowledge is the strain that every man needs
Pass down the knowledge to every new seed
Belief
Religion has it's straps on the everyday living
Catholics and Christains are living and taking
Every sunday some odd million are told lies They rape em
Put a hold on the money that the church's intake
And every minister lives on a house on a lake
Every catholic priest lives in a mansion
And every large church is looking for expansion
And God takes your money and he makes this happen
Sorry but it all sounds like Crap son.

Another lie in the eye of the human nature.
Is the creation, of each and every other nation.
Hemp, cannabis, marijuana the herb
It was all legal until they changed the word
Now it's illegal it's a bad drug
Not a drug it's a herb and it shows grand love
Who spreaded propaganda and didn't know shit about this plant?
It was the Church, the State, and Federal Government.
Keep The Church from the State but it's far from the truth
If there's money involved there involved in what you do.

[STDzRus]

I joke toke smoke and light lighters without flames
Damn....this bump is so fucking lame

[clear the way mugs]

yo my flows rock for ages shits contagious/
my levels on where the last stage is/
u cant reach it shits like dr j's vertical leap/
peeps feelin my shit like its a k.west beat/
the way i spit it leads to many sequels/
battle me better come with mad mc's thats ur people/
now everybody wanna be rapstars/
dare to come at me i'll fuck u up at the bars/
but now these days aint about skills its about wack punch lines/
so i get on the Delorean with micheal j fox to travel back time/
as i progress in the game its cause of the weed/
a seed that killed the greed now ya'll is freed/
since the rain dont wet me/
i stay hot better clear the way empty/
or else ill put u in the darth choke/
yo with that mind yoke/
cant breathe like u in westcoast with that best smoke/
i got another blunt rolled ya'll we gonna see the light/
now with open sight we gonna be alright/
as the weed decreased/
my mind increased/
a gate open showin me the way to live deceased/

[dark0ne]

i'm reckless,and my flow will leave you brethless, droppen mc's like they where on a check list. if your carless i just might leave you lifeless, i just want a hottie,a nice girl with a nice body, she's standing at my door dressless, jump in the sack were about to get reckless.
evryone wants to live recklessly,but they can't flow efortlessly, so why not leave this shit to me cause i'm the only one who's reckless SEE!

this was mulling in my head, i had it perfect, i think i messed it up.