View Full Version : I just found out my girlfriend used to be a GUY!!!!!!!!!
doctahdoobie
12-11-2005, 08:12 PM
i have been dating this chick for three months and i just found out she used to be a guy. She saved her money and gotten a sex change. This totally freaked me out. So im moving out of town. I left as soon as she told me because we were in a bar and she was drunk as hell. When i left she screamed, "fine go ahead tell everyone you have a girl who used to be a man." what do you people think i should do.
stangle12
12-11-2005, 08:13 PM
thats a lie. that has to be i lie. I REALLY HOPE THATS A LIE
tokosan
12-11-2005, 08:13 PM
beat the shit out of "it" because "it" is not a girl and you can do that
ask HipEstoner to bring a knife for you
also, WOW @ THREAD AND WTF @ YOU
stangle12
12-11-2005, 08:13 PM
get out. leave quick. aaahhh skeevy. besides, she should have told you up front. no secrets. relationships are based on trust. RUN!
3 Sheets To The Wind
12-11-2005, 08:14 PM
Haha, RLY? Crazy man, why run away though? Leaving town and all, why not just ignore his/her calls for a bit?
mellow mood
12-11-2005, 08:16 PM
i have been dating this chick for three months and i just found out she used to be a guy. She saved her money and gotten a sex change. This totally freaked me out. So im moving out of town. I left as soon as she told me because we were in a bar and she was drunk as hell. When i left she screamed, "fine go ahead tell everyone you have a girl who used to be a man." what do you people think i should do.
what a liar
and if this is true, which is not the case, you are the dumbest guy ive ever seen
king kong bong
12-11-2005, 08:16 PM
only one thing comes to mind right now....
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mellow mood
12-11-2005, 08:17 PM
so how is it banging a guy in his pussy? how was he/she screamin
haha
stangle12
12-11-2005, 08:17 PM
so tell me, what does it feel like to fuck a guy up his vag.
doctahdoobie
12-11-2005, 08:17 PM
yeah its a lie but i liked what tokosan said "beat its ass" haahhahahaahha
i thought the thread were starting to suck i wanted to see how people would reply.
3 Sheets To The Wind
12-11-2005, 08:18 PM
He never fucked her... unless "it" liked anal a bit too much (still has a dick).
king kong bong
12-11-2005, 08:18 PM
mangina
tokosan
12-11-2005, 08:19 PM
yeah its a lie but i liked what tokosan said "beat its ass" haahhahahaahha
i thought the thread were starting to suck i wanted to see how people would reply. dude no this is like the best thread in like five years other than that one one where i had sex with six girls
but srsly bring out yor cock&ballz
mellow mood
12-11-2005, 08:19 PM
yeah its a lie but i liked what tokosan said "beat its ass" haahhahahaahha
i thought the thread were starting to suck i wanted to see how people would reply.
are u saying this thread is supposed to NOT suck?
doctahdoobie
12-11-2005, 08:23 PM
no im saying I was bored with the others so i made this to entertain myself and see what people said. tokosan had the best reply though and its a good point i guess you could beat its ass since its not a girl.
tokosan
12-11-2005, 08:24 PM
btw stangle12 your avatar is totally phresh and original
3 Sheets To The Wind
12-11-2005, 08:24 PM
no im saying I was bored with the others so i made this to entertain myself and see what people said. tokosan had the best reply though and its a good point i guess you could beat its ass since its not a girl.
Fuck him/her in the ass, see if they shout, or scream, then you'll know... lol
You fucked a man, you fucked a man ha ha ha!
mellow mood
12-11-2005, 08:25 PM
bwhaahahhahahaha lets all laugh at him eternally
beachguy in thongs
12-11-2005, 08:36 PM
So, it took her three months to tell you that. At least she told you. That's a hard thing to say.
BabyFacedAbortion
12-11-2005, 08:40 PM
I suppose you don't love her very much. If she had the surgery then she's a girl. So what if she was a guy? She's not anymore and no one has to know..other then all the cannabis people. :p
3 Sheets To The Wind
12-11-2005, 08:42 PM
I suppose you don't love her very much. If she had the surgery then she's a girl. So what if she was a guy? She's not anymore and no one has to know..other then all the cannabis people. :p
Read all the rest of the posts... you too Beachman
Edit: Unless you're joking!
ScarlettCrush
12-11-2005, 08:43 PM
here's my thought..
if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, smells like a duck and acts like a duck, it's a fucking duck.
Who cares if it used to be a chicken?
The things we come up with when we are bored.
flamingskullballs
12-11-2005, 08:46 PM
so the fuck what, if you love it, then yeah...
did you and it ever have anal?
that would be fantastic...anal with a guy who got a sex change...
BabyFacedAbortion
12-11-2005, 08:47 PM
I'm too lazy to read all of them, I guess he confessed it was a lie? lol!
3 Sheets To The Wind
12-11-2005, 08:47 PM
I'm too lazy to read all of them, I guess he confessed it was a lie? lol!
Yeah he did... he wanted to change the style of posts tonight. lol
beachguy in thongs
12-11-2005, 10:30 PM
So, you made a thread about a falacy, don't worry, we were bored too.
:what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what:
I don't know why my post on the last page says that, it somehow changed. It was this, I quoted myself on the, before, I hit the back button and didn't post, but I still had the quote...
:what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what:
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-11-2005, 11:38 PM
yeah its a lie but i liked what tokosan said "beat its ass" haahhahahaahha
i thought the thread were starting to suck i wanted to see how people would reply.well now im disappointed :( i was gonna ask you to introduce us! :D
hipEstoner
12-11-2005, 11:38 PM
wow, i think something is about to be cut
hipEstoner
12-11-2005, 11:39 PM
wow, i think something is about to be cut
not really but did u fuck her?or it? or he, whatever it is,,,haha, you fucked a man,
hipEstoner
12-11-2005, 11:40 PM
not really but did u fuck her?or it? or he, whatever it is,,,haha, you fucked a man,
damn, you fucked a man
Rarrr
12-11-2005, 11:48 PM
Did you even read the last page?
You must think youre pretty hardcore listing all the drugs youve done in your sig
*laughs
BlackLabelXmas
12-11-2005, 11:56 PM
ask HipEstoner to bring a knife for you
THAT was the the most hilarious thread ever.
God bless you
YEah, beat the crap out of that thing yo
I really hope that you are lying though
Not Enough Herb
12-15-2005, 05:17 PM
its a man baby - austin powers
lol until u said it was a joke i was puking and laughing
now im just laughing
and cleaning puke...
later
Miggoll
12-15-2005, 05:23 PM
OH dear but LOL!
Seriously though it must have been a bloody good op - otherwise if you did know her "sexually" you could tell, also the adam's apple and the voice never really look/sound like a woman regardless of hormones.
I think she sais it to piss you off - leaving town how extream!!!
Sorry to hear that,
Just move on man
thcbongman
12-17-2005, 12:42 AM
what a liar
and if this is true, which is not the case, you are the dumbest guy ive ever seen
Actually most of you would be fooled. This guy did a project in communication class about plastic surgery. He showed a picture of this hot ass chick, and all the dudes including myself were like HOT DAMN. He presented his project, and right at the end of his presentation, he said, well you know this girl? She's a man. We were in disbelief, but we gave the presenter a standing ovation. Very well presented. Just goes to show you can easily be fooled.
texasop
12-17-2005, 12:49 AM
man i have been fooled alot's of times
Reefer Rogue
12-17-2005, 11:33 AM
Up the poopshute.
Smokey McPot
12-30-2005, 06:44 AM
thats a lie. that has to be i lie. I REALLY HOPE THATS A LIE
Ha ha dude everything you say is hilarious because of your aviator
dopesmoker
12-30-2005, 06:57 AM
woa this thread is still goin.... yeeee hawww
slipknotpsycho
12-30-2005, 09:35 AM
doesn't matter how much money they payed for the sex change.. a woman that used to be a man is ALWAYS going to have an adam's apple... i really doubt you're serious, but if you are, you deserve it... i'm yet to see one convincing transexual....
weedman7
12-30-2005, 04:04 PM
dam glad wasnt serious thatd be fucked up
Easy Roller
12-30-2005, 08:21 PM
yeah its a lie but i liked what tokosan said "beat its ass" haahhahahaahha
i thought the thread were starting to suck i wanted to see how people would reply.
Why bother?
Garden Knowm
12-30-2005, 11:56 PM
i have been dating this chick for three months and i just found out she used to be a guy. She saved her money and gotten a sex change. This totally freaked me out. So im moving out of town. I left as soon as she told me because we were in a bar and she was drunk as hell. When i left she screamed, "fine go ahead tell everyone you have a girl who used to be a man." what do you people think i should do.
just love her... that's it... its easy...
CannabisGeorge
12-31-2005, 12:49 AM
Haha like this dude once said "If she has an apple, she probably has a bannana too"
and i was gonna say, how would you not tell, in person it's quite obvious girls dont have big jaws and even good plastic surgery cant hide all of the signs.
slipknotpsycho
12-31-2005, 12:13 PM
but an overly horny (and possibly drunk) dude can be blind to the signs....
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