Chronicah

[deathbyvalley]

so my friends and i made up this holiday to coincide with chanukah...perfect title. we always take a day trip to visit my friend in the most barren, lame part of california...Simi Valley (no offense if anyone lives there, but really, c'mon) and just toke up all day. anyone else do anything like that around holiday time, outside of the usual smoking for smoking's sake (we've been doing this the past couple years, it's become tradition now)

[mellow mood]

nope. i have a job and school, so i stay here, smokin J's with friends.

[Omni05]

does your holiday last a whole week as well? :thumbsup:

[deathbyvalley]

does your holiday last a whole week as well? :thumbsup:
duh. lol, day trip is only that day, but other than that we get together every night and smoke. my friend has his "menorah" and smokes a blunt for each night of the holiday it is

[Omni05]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

buy a metal menorah (hollow kind) and you can turn that thing into a kickass 6 hitter bong.. Wait, are there 7 thingies on it? Yeah, just turn the middle one into a bowl.

[stangle12]

every year, my dad..my uncles,...and the other smokers always smoke while they're getting the xmas presents from my grandmothers house. this year im hoping is MY year to join the club...i'v been waiting a long time. everyone knows i smoke. i've smoked with everyone BUT my dad...im just hoping

[Kramerica]

Jim Rome smokes a fat blunt in Van Nuys.
GOOD NIGHT NOW!

[Ganj]

the chronicah of narnia...lol


i don't do anything that exciting, but sometimes i may walk far distances for a smoke. hmm...the walk for stonedom?

[beachguy in thongs]

Here's some lines from the Simpson's Christmas Special From Yore:

# Homer (trying to name Santa's reindeer): "Dasher, Dancer... Prancer... Nixon, Comet, Cupid... Donna Dixon."

# Rod Flanders (being helpful after Homer dropped the dog toy he got for Maggie): "Mr. Simpson, you dropped your pork chop." [Squeak-Squeak]

# Bart sings: "Jingle bells, Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke its wheel and the Joker got aw... (smack) EY!"

# Bart: (to Homer in a Santa suit) "I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"


So, it's like DEATHbyvalley climbs the mountain to become LIFEasidevalley?

[deathbyvalley]

perhaps. but ewww...climbing a mountain involves effort that i'm really not going to exert....is that how you spell it?

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, you spelled "mountain" right. What section are you in? My sister lives on Melrose Ave. in the down there kind of in the southern section of L.A., do you know where that street is?

[deathbyvalley]

definitly. melrose is like, fashonista super expensive shopping street. it's pretty cool though, i got most of my piercings done there. i live about...20 minutes north of there, and i went to school pretty close to melrose.

[beachguy in thongs]

That's cool. So, like, how long should I wait to drop by your house, I'm not hesitating like Mellow Mood.

I know, the other...

I just looked it up on a map. I have to go visit sooner or later, I used to stay with her all the time in N.Y.C. and she showed me the world. She's been there for 10 years or so. If you see her around, say hello... She is 37, been smoking for over 20 years.

Seriously, drive down that road and look out for her. Say hello. She just cut her hair and sent me an email, "I chopped my hair".

[deathbyvalley]

lol, hit me up when you're out here. it'll be fun

haha, that "i just chopped all my hair off" line comes out of my mouth a lot. i dunno what it is about LA, but most of the girls i know here have short hair

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't know how long it's gonna take to drag myself out there. I'm thinking when my ex-g/f leaves, I'm giving her the car (mine was washed out by the tide, one day, and her's was totalled), so then I won't have one and that's when I get cars for free because my Brother has over 30, so I'll ask him to find me a van and drive across the country, hopefully, with my new girlfriend/lover.

I still love Steph. We're just not right, together.

[deathbyvalley]

i'm sorry. that's not fun. but what will be fun is smokin some cali bud...always good...never found anything bad...never smoked schwag ever

[beachguy in thongs]

No, I'm too busy in my own world to spend five days doing anything, anyways.

Don't be sorry, I wouldn't care for it, neither.

Ask you can see by my avatar, I don't have good luck with cars.

[deathbyvalley]

haha, neither do i. this one time i was driving over this canyon and ran into a truck...nothing happened to the truck, but it's hitch punctured a hole into my front bumper...it sucked.

[beachguy in thongs]

LOL, try hydroplaning a quarter-of-a-mile on an elevated interstate into the back of a work van (with your poor little Honda Civic, not the Toyota, in the avatar). That (the Honda) was in Virginia, in the rain. I hydroplaned with my mother's car (in high school with her Oldsmobile, I believe) in the snow, on ice, it's the most helpless thing, I smashed up her front lights 'cause I skid right into the guardrail on 270 degree turn, going 2 MPH.