View Full Version : i am not a religious man
tokosan
12-11-2005, 10:26 AM
it seems they look down on dolphin sechxs. please, tell me some religeon where i can be with my dolphin love?
Oneironaut
12-11-2005, 04:06 PM
Christianity. In Christianity, you can do anything and be forgiven if you ask Jesus real nice. Just ask Jeffrey Dahmer, who is chilling in Heaven as we speak. Oh, but make sure you don't say anything bad about the Holy Ghost, because that's the exception. According to the Bible, if you say anything bad about the Holy Ghost, you can't be forgiven and you'll go to Hell forever. Fuckin' Ghost, what's so special about him? He can suck my cock. But back to the subject at hand. Yeah, go with Christianity.
F L E S H
12-11-2005, 05:06 PM
it seems they look down on dolphin sechxs. please, tell me some religeon where i can be with my dolphin love?
I say you start your own. I'll join for shits and giggles.
GanjaASD847
12-11-2005, 05:10 PM
sechxs?? define?
beachguy in thongs
12-11-2005, 08:30 PM
Although most people believe animals sexuality is instinctive and therefore (it is implied) almost mechanistic, in fact research regularly records that many animals are sexual opportunists, and may show an interest in partners other than their own or related species. This is more visible in domesticated species, as domestication commonly selects for increased breeding rate (and so an accelerated breeding cycle has commonly arisen in domesticated species over the centuries), and also because these species are easier to witness by humans. Nevertheless non-domesticated animals have been observed to attempt sexual activity with other species, or indeed inanimate objects. This form of cross-species sex, however, has been observed with animals in captivity (such as the zoo), rather than in the wild.
MudFu
12-11-2005, 09:00 PM
I'm sorry, religion aside, sex with animals is just wrong Lol.
Religion put back in place...I wouldn't know for sure. I think many religions would insult you for this. Lol Oh my. Christianity might be a decent choice, more specificly the Catholic branch. You have to confuss your sin then "God forgives you" as it is said...but thats not really right cuz no human can take your sins away...unless you believe in jesus...
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-11-2005, 09:21 PM
Humans are animals, why isnt that wrong? just because we're the same species of animal?
it's hard to be omnisexual, people are so easily grossed out by some things...
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