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da haze meister
12-11-2005, 04:41 AM
me and a few of my friends were walking through a park on the nicer side of the ghetto. we bought a dime of mids from this sketchy ass mexican but forgot to get papers. as none of us had a bowl, i took the page with the consequences for drug use out of the school handbook, made sure it was acid free paper, and rolled a fat one. now, this isnt my first time puffing , but it is my first time actully smoking alot. so, i rolled that fat one and sparked up. right as we were finishing the blunt, there was a shooting about 3 houses away, a drive by surprisingly enough. instead of ducking like the rest of the people around did, we were laughing our asses off at one of the guys who had obviously just done the initiation, and had never used a piece before, and the recoil hit him in the face. we were laughing for hours offa that. then we went to the school open house blazed as fuck and bought some more, and toked up that night. good times man, good times.

Guest
12-11-2005, 01:59 PM
To bad you couldnt prevent a shooting- get them to toke up instead of playing with guns. Bring people to peace. Ultimatley, we all desire the same thing: happiness.

Weed brings people together man.

How'd it feel being inside the school blazed? Quite good I bet lol.

da haze meister
12-11-2005, 05:34 PM
that drive by shit didnt really happen my brother went on and edited the document and c/p'ed it into the shit. what a retard. but it was hilarious cause i used as much visine as i could, but my eyes were still obvious. i do plan on going to conferences blazed. anyway, i rode home and got my bowl, and bought 1/8th from another kid at open house. we smoked like 5 bowls of it and just passed out in the park.

N 0 R R i S
12-12-2005, 06:44 AM
LMFAOOO loll see what fuckin morons get there hands on guns ! !