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ADaisyChain
12-11-2005, 02:22 AM
What techniques do you guys use to last longer while having sex? Under normal circumstances I'm a 5 minute man. If she's scratching me, pulling my hair, or biting me, I can last alot longer. This method is painful though, just wondering if the boards have any magical secret for long lasting erections. Viagra free would be preferable, unless you want to send me some. :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

ADaisyChain
12-11-2005, 04:22 AM
You all suck at the sex game.

zomg
12-11-2005, 04:26 AM
build the muscles minute man, build the muscles.

NightProwler
12-11-2005, 04:37 AM
atatch weights to the ends of a string and throw over like an ox. do reps

zomg
12-11-2005, 04:40 AM
atatch weights to the ends of a string and throw over like an ox. do reps
dont forget to tell him to light a candle and place it underneath to make sure he doesnt get lazy with his reps and sets!

Not Enough Herb
12-11-2005, 04:40 AM
morphine

later

nakedgunner
12-11-2005, 10:26 PM
lol 5 minutes lol

Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-12-2005, 12:06 AM
5 minutes? i usually take at least 15 just to masturbate! :|


um... 5 minutes???

greendevil
12-12-2005, 02:01 AM
u have to do cock push up's lmao

beachguy in thongs
12-12-2005, 02:21 AM
Jerk off until you're about to cum and then stop. Don't ejaculate, and if you do, don't jerk it, squeeze it and pull in your hips, do sixteen jumping jacks.

opiuser
12-12-2005, 07:58 AM
sorry to be rude, but 5 mins is weak...

it takes me atleast 20 when wacking... 5 if im goin for a quick jerk.

try not focusing on the feeling during sex. focus on pleasing her

ADaisyChain
12-12-2005, 11:07 AM
If she's scratching and biting I last like 20. lol. And 5 minutes is weak, but its straight humping. if I stop moving every time im about to finish I can go as long as I need. But thats insanely frustrating to do and difficult on the willpower.

And for those of you talking about masturbating, its a whole different game when your penis is in a warm wet vagina rather then a hand.

Not to make excuses, but I only see my girlfriend every other weekend or less seeing as we live 300+ miles away from eachother. So by the time I see her my penis is already in a frenzy.

I'm going to try masturbating alot prior. -shrugs- Can't hurt.

And for those of you insecure fools who entered this thread only to criticize, there's no chicks to impress here, go wiggle your dong around in another thread please. lol

Im trying the jumping jacks thing too. ((maybe))

Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-12-2005, 11:14 AM
If she's scratching and biting I last like 20. lol. And 5 minutes is weak, but its straight humping. if I stop moving every time im about to finish I can go as long as I need. But thats insanely frustrating to do and difficult on the willpower.

And for those of you talking about masturbating, its a whole different game when your penis is in a warm wet vagina rather then a hand.

Not to make excuses, but I only see my girlfriend every other weekend or less seeing as we live 300+ miles away from eachother. So by the time I see her my penis is already in a frenzy.

I'm going to try masturbating alot prior. -shrugs- Can't hurt.

And for those of you insecure fools who entered this thread only to criticize, there's no chicks to impress here, go wiggle your dong around in another thread please. lol

Im trying the jumping jacks thing too. ((maybe))
im trying to impress tokosan ;)

haha and i know masturbation is a lot different than the real deal, though i doubt i will ever get to know first hand :( it doesnt change that i can last as long as i want when masturbating. lol

but that doesnt count, right? ;)

kingwilson
12-12-2005, 10:02 PM
It's all self control, you just have to learn to bring yourself to the brink but then chill for a minute. She'll think you're just slowing down to pay her attention in, ahem, other places, and won't know you're just slowing it down so you don't get off.

And remember to breath, I find that long deep breaths will help you last a little longer.

But pretty much, yeah, just slow down before you can't stop, and you'll be fine. Beyond that, um, I suppose you could jerk off right before you have sex, that should make you last a lot longer before another one hits.

And this is offically the weirdest message I've ever typed on the internet...thanks C.com! hehe

kronikdaze420
12-23-2005, 04:09 AM
dude turn the fuckin tv on and watch it. that what i did like the first 5 times i had sex with my girlfriend. now i can make her cum twice before i do. and if u fuck alot, youll last longer

ADaisyChain
12-23-2005, 04:32 AM
says kronikdaze 11 days later. lol

yeah, i just saw her last weekend and things are improving. I was focusing way too much on the "I'm having sex with someone I'm attracted to" factor. Now I sort of just try to disassociate from the situation. I lasted through half a cd when I was in town, so 30 minutes or so. I just have to tune out. Not think so hard about the now and just let my mind float or whatever.

mellow mood
12-23-2005, 05:58 PM
if i am drunk i can go forever, like 1 or 2 hours but then i get bored so i try to come after 45mn

if i jerk off before havein sex i can go for 45mn maybe max

if i didnt jerked for 1 week and i fuck ill last 5mn lol

i dunno but when im not high or drunk i come fuckin fast. i need more self-control

at least alcohol is one of my good friends :)

and if i didnt have to put a FUCKIN condom i could just come then continue. i can easily jerk off 2 times in a row. the best is to think about unpleasant thing while fuckin. think about your grandma and i swear it will take you a lot longer to come! haha

Cronton83
12-23-2005, 08:49 PM
Jerk off until you're about to cum and then stop. Don't ejaculate, and if you do, don't jerk it, squeeze it and pull in your hips, do sixteen jumping jacks.


DAMN BUDDY YOUR TECHNIQUE IS GUNNA GIVE HIM BLUE BALLS....LOL ARE U TRYING TO KILL HIM?

Cronton

whyamiwhite
12-24-2005, 01:25 AM
don't take a piss before you bang,then when you're bout to pop think about pissin. may sound odd but it works for me.

Garden Knowm
12-24-2005, 03:31 AM
it shouldn't take more than 30 seconds to seduce your own KAK... 15minutes.. 20 minutes.. wtf... ? that's ridiculous.. unless you want a 15-20 minute session...

30 seconds is all I ever need for one on one love..

i love you

Garden Knowm
12-24-2005, 03:33 AM
and stroking it before sex in order to last longer is not a good habit to get into... just practice self control... deep breathing and relaxng the ass muscles...

put her on top for the first 5-10 minutes and just relax and let her ride the pony..

i love her

Trichome Creator
12-24-2005, 03:34 AM
I'm ok until I look at her tits. Then I'm a goner. :D Keep your chin up men!!!

GiveMeThatBuzz87
12-26-2005, 03:21 PM
lol 5 mins i hear this alot from my cousin bc her bf last like 5 mins..lol and i laugh its funny do those pee muscle exercises do 300 a day fast contractions it makes u last longer in bed...but usually i got for anything from 45 - hour and a half and i dont stop there oh no i go on all night even after cuming u come once u can last forever unless u slow down or stop...so cum once keep going dun dun dun secrets revealed..

Lakota
12-27-2005, 03:55 AM
I kinda feel sorry for it taking 15 to 20 minuates to just jack off. I'm proud to say I'm 5 minuate wanker.

Now when I'm with my woman, I spend a lot of time on her 1st, the longer I spend on her.....the longer I last. Way longer then 5 minuates......too long sometimes LOL

Try that jackrabbit....

slipknotpsycho
12-27-2005, 08:40 AM
ADC i'm on your side =/ my lasting time is actually kind of strange tho... some days i last a few minutes, others i can go forever and ever til i just can't make my body move anymore and sitll be no where close... i've found no link to either (found no links of why i last incredibly long on the days i do or really short on the days i do... and there's no way for me to tell which it's going to be...) but i've found if i "bore" myself while doing it then i last alot longer... i just have to keep my mind off how good it really feels, cuz if i focus on how it feels then i go early.

Blowen1977Z28
12-27-2005, 11:01 AM
something like this?

Garden Knowm
12-27-2005, 06:55 PM
I'm ok until I look at her tits. Then I'm a goner. :D Keep your chin up men!!!

LOL

If you can give a young lady 5 good minutes... you are on your way...

You have to become present.. relax your ass muscles.. watch her.. stay out of your head.. that's where the NUT is... it is in your head.. stay outta your head.. kiss her.. bite her...

but whatever you do, don't go into your head and bath in the "false" pleasure..... that's where the nut is... that's why some guys will think about football... .. cause they can't get outta there head... so they just change the feeling, the imagry in their heads to help postpone the nut..

but you can actually come out of your head and focus on your princess..



i love you

BizzleLuvin
12-27-2005, 07:02 PM
even tho i dont have a penis, i thought i would post a little technique my ex and i used.
we used to talk back and forth to eachother. id ask him something (be it erotic or not) and he would have to respond and look me in the face when he did it. that always worked.

friendowl
12-27-2005, 08:17 PM
i count backwards from 10,000.after she cums enough times i stop counting then focus on finishing up myself.

beachguy in thongs
12-27-2005, 09:13 PM
even tho i dont have a penis, i thought i would post a little technique my ex and i used.
we used to talk back and forth to eachother. id ask him something (be it erotic or not) and he would have to respond and look me in the face when he did it. that always worked.
I thought you said you had a penis (boyfriend)?

What his is yours, honey... :smokin:

BizzleLuvin
12-27-2005, 11:28 PM
I thought you said you had a penis (boyfriend)?

What his is yours, honey... :smokin:

im single you nut

Garden Knowm
12-27-2005, 11:49 PM
im single you nut


I know i heard it... YOU called number "31"... correct?

partyguy420
03-29-2006, 07:34 PM
ADC i'm on your side =/ my lasting time is actually kind of strange tho... some days i last a few minutes, others i can go forever and ever til i just can't make my body move anymore and sitll be no where close... i've found no link to either (found no links of why i last incredibly long on the days i do or really short on the days i do... and there's no way for me to tell which it's going to be...) but i've found if i "bore" myself while doing it then i last alot longer... i just have to keep my mind off how good it really feels, cuz if i focus on how it feels then i go early.


yea. me to.

Euphoric
03-29-2006, 07:42 PM
the secret for infinite sex is DXM

cushy
03-30-2006, 12:48 AM
just have her suck you off as some foreplay...

when Im with my g/f we like to have some mutual masturbation and then Ill blow a load and keep fingering her...then like 10 minutes later throw a condom on and go at it for as long as I want.