im busted

[roger24]

ok, so yesturday my parents left to go to my sisters school, so i decided to pack myself a nice bowl, it was what a friend said was realy good stuff. so i smoked it, then got in my truck and started to drive into town. about 5 min of driving and it hit me. i started to panick, for some reason when i get realy stoned i start to get realy woried and paranoid. so anyway, it hits me, and i crashed my truck into a tree, there was a turn in the road and i couldent react fast enuf to make the corner so i went off the road and hit a tree. my truck was messed up bad, all the windows were busted, and it was wreked. so i walk to the first house i come to and tell the guy that i crashed my truck and if he could give me a ride home. he said he would and took me home, i then thot that i was going to lose my mind, and i decided that i never wanted to get stoned again, because it was so horrifiying. i then call my parents, and tell her that i got high and crashed my truck. when they get home, my dad taked my 2 pipes, my $50 bong, and 3 bags of weed. then gives me a lecture. so i wake up the next morning and suddenly realize that my parents have everything, well, it turns out they threw everything in a fire, and its gone. so yea, life sucks for me right now.

[Guest]

Listen to me, I know exactly how you feel.


-My parents went away for the weekend. The first night I ended up at a huge party, that I didnt feel comfortable being at because it was screaming "COME COPS BUST US!!!" and I was not in the mood for dealing with that shit. So I crashed at my girlfriends place. The next morning I go home, call my parents they asked why I never answered the phone, I said I was stuck at a retarded party. They were pissed but whatever.
So they wont be home for a few days. I go into my room I have this new huge thick bowl, and an 8th of my first danks. I pack bowl up and bowl up. I talk to my buddy who says 'head over we'll puff' and so I'm like,... hell ya!
On the way to my car I get this feeling of "accident" I hop in my car. On mainstreet, in front of the police station, I space out listening to music looking at this helocopter in the air right. WHAM

I rear end some huge trail blazer.

Cops come running out, my airbags deploy and my front bumber is fucked up, and thats about it. The other guys car was alright.

So anyways the cop comes and hes writing everything up. I have my pot in my pocket, never searched or anything. He cuts me a favor and doesnt write a ticket. I walk home, call my parents, tell em i crashed.

They think I crashed because I was drinking the night before.

I said, "that is a straight lie"

which it is.

I never mentioned my pot because I threw it out realizing the next morning that was a HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE.

So life went on shit sucked for awhile but Im puffing again and the parents god bless em, fixed my car ($1,000 of damage). Put, i pay dearly for insurance now.

That shit sucks man. I've been there.

[Guest]

roger, it seems smoking has never been a real pleasure filled experience for you. i've read all the threads you made and it must suck that you crashed. for the most part i dont care really abouy peoples problems, especially on a message board but i feel particulary sorry for ya- you just wanted to have a smoke.

[187]

why did u tell them you were high?

[jahjahjahjah]

You told em u were high your the stupidest fuck ever.

[CannabisGeorge]

Telling them you were high was dumb, but let them take your bong and stash???? DUDE.

[darkside]

i always drive the speed limit and super carefully when stoned.

[Jim E Fresh]

Telling them you were high was dumb, but let them take your bong and stash???? DUDE.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[AcidFreak]

Are you stupid or something??? You could have just told them you crashed, why the hell did you say you got high? Dumb ass.

[Guest]

Hey guys lay off, respect that he was honest- maybe he didnt own the truck in full. Besides, the point is that accidents suck and now he'll have high insurance for the next few years... think if that were you:

Driving along, getting high everythings fun- you are happy.
Then- crash.
The way you feel after sucks. Being high, being in a small but annoying accident, you're fine the car blows, parents start bitching soon, that stuff really sucks.

[roger24]

i dont know why i told them, but hey, what can i say, i was stoned out of my mind. you guys cant tell me that youve never done stupid shit when you were stoned.