Monty Python

[Brittoker]

Does anyone else here like Monty Python? I love watching some of his acts while stoned. :rasta:

[Harvesthetic]

I absolutely LOVE it!! (but brittoker, monty python is a collective, if you didn't already know :p)
Favorite sketches and movies:
"The dead parrot sketch" 'E's not dead, e's just resting'
"The Holy Grail" 'The castle of Aaaaaaaaargh....'
"The life of Brian" 'To join the PFJ you must reaaaaaaally hate the Romans.'
"The fat man sketch" 'Do you want a mint, sir?'
:D:D

[Oneironaut]

You gotta love Monty Python.

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine! And mine! And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!

[SensiRide]

I watched Monty Python (Life of Brian) the other night and hated it! ended up turning it off, didnt find it funny, just annnoying :(

[F L E S H]

Monty Python rocks... It's sheer comedy genius, and even better when stoned...

I mean it's not a coincidence that these guys happen to be all extremely well educated, I think they met at Oxford. It takes brains to make that kind of comedy :D

[F L E S H]

I watched Monty Python (Life of Brian) the other night and hated it! ended up turning it off, didnt find it funny, just annnoying :(
Sensi, try watching the sketch shows, IMO they're much better than the movies.... Except maybe for the Holy Grail, that's just wicked...

[Starchild]

Alms for an Ex-Leper?...:
Brian: "Who cured you?"

Ex-leper: "Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder."

Brian: "Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?"

Ex-leper: "Ah, yeah. I could do that, sir. Yeah. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose. What I was thinking was, I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt. Excuse my French, sir, but, uh--"

Mandy: "Brian! Come and clean your room out."

Brian: "There you are."

Ex-leper: "Thank you, sir. Thanks-- Half a denary for me bloody life story?"

Brian: "There's no pleasing some people."

Ex-leper: "That's just what Jesus said, sir."

ROFL

[Omni05]

i love MP, for some reason though my friends hate it when they are baked... Those pricks.

[dickiebong]

I have a book signed by michael palien

[UnViaje]

it is annoying. i'm not one for that dry humor. not funny at all.