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adfsghjn
12-09-2005, 08:32 PM
I'm not gay or anything, but I've always thought vaginas are very gross. They just stink and look like some kind of weird animal or something. Anybody agree?

emg
12-09-2005, 08:32 PM
no, i just think you're a homo

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-09-2005, 08:33 PM
Ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise? lol

;)

st0n3r
12-09-2005, 08:34 PM
Ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise? lol

;)

not now 3 sheets.....well talk about wot we did last nite another time......jus not here

Euphoric
12-09-2005, 08:34 PM
heres a game!!
find the two homosexuals in the above posts.

hint: its not the dude with the tiger or brain avatar

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-09-2005, 08:35 PM
heres a game!!
find the two homosexuals in the above posts.

hint: its not the dude with the tiger or brain avatar

Oi!

:eek:

Also, st0n3r, you just announced to the world (well community) that one of us is female... explain yourself boy/girl!

st0n3r
12-09-2005, 08:39 PM
Oi!

:eek:

Also, st0n3r, you just announced to the world (well community) that one of us is female... explain yourself boy/girl!

ok then, i like kebabs u like sausages :)

mike001
12-09-2005, 08:39 PM
hahaha rofl. get used to it or get useed to pole. :rasta: hahahaha.!!!!

Trichome Creator
12-09-2005, 08:39 PM
LOL.....This is a classic.

squareguy
12-09-2005, 08:41 PM
vaginas are wonderful. you must be hitting some nasty stuff, or maybe your a fag.

BabyFacedAbortion
12-09-2005, 08:41 PM
...you've offended my cooter.

Now plead for forgiveness.

st0n3r
12-09-2005, 08:45 PM
...you've offended my cooter.

Now plead for forgiveness.

u wernt saying that last nite.....;)

btw y ent u on msn???

adfsghjn
12-09-2005, 08:45 PM
I'm not taking it back. I don't care if I get called gay, there's just something gross about a dirty stinky hole that turns most guys into animals.

Onelove420
12-09-2005, 08:48 PM
yeah you might be gay. maybe you are hitting the wrong cunt if you put your finger in and pull out green gooze then dont hit it. or suck a dick your choice

Euphoric
12-09-2005, 08:49 PM
I'm not taking it back. I don't care if I get called gay, there's just something gross about a dirty stinky hole that turns most guys into animals.

you are a horrible, horrible person.

BabyFacedAbortion
12-09-2005, 08:50 PM
If her cunt is dirty, smells funky or anything along those lines you need to stop banging crackwhores/your mom's friends.

emg
12-09-2005, 08:53 PM
exactly!! ahahaha....i know this dude is a homo for sure...okay, if he's not a homo, then he's been hittin' up some dirty poon tang. dude, how many girls have you been with?? 1?! not all girls have dirty stinky holes you moron!

Trichome Creator
12-09-2005, 08:53 PM
Quote from the film "From Dusk Till Dawn by Quentin Tarantino.

"Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it and if you find a cheaper pussy...Fuck It!"" :D

buddymyfriend
12-09-2005, 08:55 PM
I'm not gay or anything, but I've always thought vaginas are very gross. They just stink and look like some kind of weird animal or something. Anybody agree?

Oh my....

Gross, and look like some kind of weird animal or something? :confused:

I've come across such lady parts that have tasted like chicken and peanuts, kinda like Chicken satay...lol! But dang gte with flow! :p Me love the punani!

Peace

Buddy

:stoned:

emg
12-09-2005, 08:56 PM
you sure she's not a drag queen? have you smelled her hole and told her what you've told us????

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-09-2005, 08:58 PM
Really, I don't think my sexuality is at question here. I've been dating this girl for 15 months and we've been living together for 5 months.

So now we see the gal with the smelly *meow*!

Lol damn, I'd never have guessed ;)

adfsghjn
12-09-2005, 08:58 PM
Not that it's any of your business, but I get as many blowjobs as I want, as long as every now and then she gets something in return. And I'm sure I've been with more girls than you, and none of their vaginas smelled like flowers.

And don't any of you insult my woman again. I never said anything about hers. She keeps it very clean.

Euphoric
12-09-2005, 08:59 PM
yea..

using your girlfriend as cover doesnt make up for the fact that you created this thread.

there is no redemption for you. you've lived a good lie of a life. now, plz...set yourself on fire

Trichome Creator
12-09-2005, 08:59 PM
Really, I don't think my sexuality is at question here. I've been dating this girl for 15 months and we've been living together for 5 months.

That's not your girlfriend. I swear I've seen her on Sluts Go Wild. Joking.
:)

emg
12-09-2005, 09:00 PM
Not that it's any of your business, but I get as many blowjobs as I want, as long as every now and then she gets something in return. And I'm sure I've been with more girls than you.

hey buddy, we never asked how many bj's you get, we just think it's funny how you talk trash about pussy...then you show us your girlfriend to prove that you're not gay. hahaha. this is hilarious. doesn't anybody agree??

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-09-2005, 09:01 PM
Not that it's any of your business, but I get as many blowjobs as I want, as long as every now and then she gets something in return. And I'm sure I've been with more girls than you, and none of their vaginas smelled like flowers.

And don't any of you insult my woman again. I never said anything about hers. She keeps it very clean.

Oh, you should have specified that your woman smelt like roses :p

Whos Carl
12-09-2005, 09:01 PM
Try a butt plug.

BabyFacedAbortion
12-09-2005, 09:01 PM
-laughs- Obviously I've been with more girls than you if I've never gotten a girl that tasted/smelled bad and I'm a chick.

your poor girlfriend.

Trichome Creator
12-09-2005, 09:02 PM
Not that it's any of your business, but I get as many blowjobs as I want, as long as every now and then she gets something in return. And I'm sure I've been with more girls than you.


I've been with more girls than you so nah nah nah boo boo.....I've been with more girls than you so nah nah nah boo boo.....I've been with more girls than you so nah nah nah boo boo.....I've been with more girls than you so nah nah nah boo boo.....I've been with more girls than you so nah nah nah boo boo.....

So let me ask you a question. DOES IT REALLY FUCKING MATTER???!!!
:rolleyes:

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-09-2005, 09:02 PM
Try a butt plug.

That's a pretty good idea.. can be used discreetly all day, at work, around the house, plug it up, plug it up baby ;)

adfsghjn
12-09-2005, 09:02 PM
-laughs- Obviously I've been with more girls than you if I've never gotten a girl that tasted/smelled bad and I'm a chick.

your poor girlfriend.

A chick that looks like a 12 year old whore at that.

Whos Carl
12-09-2005, 09:03 PM
Move away from the pussy and hand over your girlfriend.

BabyFacedAbortion
12-09-2005, 09:03 PM
<3 I love my 12 year old whore-ness.

NightProwler
12-09-2005, 09:04 PM
so does that girl in the pic have a nasty pussy or something?

Trichome Creator
12-09-2005, 09:04 PM
A chick that looks like a 12 year old whore at that.

Oh shit. You just fucked up now.

emg
12-09-2005, 09:04 PM
uh oh...be careful, he's getting angry :rolleyes:

Trichome Creator
12-09-2005, 09:05 PM
Move away from the pussy and hand over your girlfriend.

Hahahahaha! Classic.

Euphoric
12-09-2005, 09:05 PM
NOW he's insulting the only chick on this thread!!! WTF

GreenGenes
12-09-2005, 09:05 PM
I actually agree with the original poster... That does'nt mean I'm not constantly chasing after it, though I don't even know why anymore. I really think women are only slightly less disgusting than men.
"I tried sex once with a woman and that woman was Gala. It was overrated. I tried sex once with a man and that man was the famous juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist poet]. It was very painful." -Salvador Dali
I agree, sex is overrated.

emg
12-09-2005, 09:05 PM
so does that girl in the pic have a nasty pussy or something?

hahahhaahhahahahahha!

adfsghjn
12-09-2005, 09:05 PM
Thank you, GreenGenes.

Nullific
12-09-2005, 09:06 PM
Twelve year old whore or not, she still looks pretty cute to me.

BabyFacedAbortion
12-09-2005, 09:06 PM
-laughs- Listen, sex is either beautiful or disgusting; personally if it's disgusting then you probably aren't having the right kind of sex.

P.S thanks <3

emg
12-09-2005, 09:06 PM
obviously, green genes is a faggot just like you!

Trichome Creator
12-09-2005, 09:06 PM
uh oh...be careful, he's getting angry :rolleyes:

Confucius says do not piss off man who likes the doo doo stick.
:D

Whos Carl
12-09-2005, 09:07 PM
All you have to do is reach for your favorite mag and yank your plank.

adfsghjn
12-09-2005, 09:07 PM
If I was gay I wouldn't be ashamed. I don't care how many flames I get for saying so either.

Euphoric
12-09-2005, 09:07 PM
green genes only contributed to showing how gay u are by agreeing with what you said, then following it by saying some shit about dali being gay can anyone else see this MADNESS

emg
12-09-2005, 09:08 PM
adsdfajl, or whatever your name is...maybe you haven't found the right "pussy" for you, you know what i'm sayin?? are you saying all this because your current girlfriend is not smelling so fresh down there? what is going on man?

w4terb0ng
12-09-2005, 09:08 PM
let me just say that i read about HALF of your post and immediately formed an opinion.




... you are a homsexual.

Whos Carl
12-09-2005, 09:08 PM
green genes only contributed to showing how gay u are by agreeing with what you said, then following it by saying some shit about dali being gay can anyone else see this MADNESS


If I could understand your sig I would agree with you.

Whos Carl
12-09-2005, 09:10 PM
I had a sex ed class at college last week and women that smell like fish have a infection or something from over washing themselves apparantly.

NightProwler
12-09-2005, 09:12 PM
A chick that looks like a 12 year old whore at that.

shes cute,

at least she doesnt look like that thing you posted on the first page

adfsghjn
12-09-2005, 09:13 PM
Night Prowler you have no dignity. I insulted her because she insulted me. You don't have to say anything about my girlfriend.

Trichome Creator
12-09-2005, 09:14 PM
A gay guy named adfsghjn goes to the gynecologist and says "Doctor I think I might be pregnant." The doctor says "That's impossible!" Adfsghjn says "No it's true." The doctor responds with "Alright then who's the father?" Adfsghjn replies with "How am I supposed to know? I don't have eyes in the back of my head!"

LOL. :dance:

jahjahjahjah
12-09-2005, 09:14 PM
I dont believe in any way that is your girlfriend,i think your a closet fag with a bad case of gayness, sorry but you r now on my shit list,the only vaginas that stink belong to the girls who dont take care of that region properly.you prolly got that pic on google. So

NightProwler
12-09-2005, 09:15 PM
your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly your girls ugly

mike001
12-09-2005, 09:17 PM
looks like a dancer to but thats just my 2cents. if she is run for your life.
if not, wear nose plugs. :rasta:

Trichome Creator
12-09-2005, 09:17 PM
let me just say that i read about HALF of your post and immediately formed an opinion.




... you are a homsexual.

Yep hes a Doo Doo chaser. You little fruity pebble you.

adfsghjn
12-09-2005, 09:17 PM
And I don't want any of you to think anything badly of the girl in the picture because I made the mistake and posted for a bunch of homophobic, immature people to see. I love her very much and take extreme offense to any comments directed at her. I just didn't want anyone to think I was some pimply 15 year old kid who just lost his virginity to some dirty slut

Whos Carl
12-09-2005, 09:19 PM
I saw this and thought of you.

jahjahjahjah
12-09-2005, 09:20 PM
YOu are, carl you make me laugh

emg
12-09-2005, 09:21 PM
And I don't want any of you to think anything badly of the girl in the picture because I made the mistake and posted for a bunch of homophobic, immature people to see. I love her very much and take extreme offense to any comments directed at her. I just didn't want anyone to think I was some pimply 15 year old kid who just lost his virginity to some dirty slut

well, stop getting mad you sissy. jesus christ, your dumbass had the nerve to say something that was offensive too, but we were all just playing around. because we all knew that was YOUR opinion. so if we state OUR opinions, ur just gonna act like a sissy?? our opinion is that your a fag. plain and simple. it's all for shits and giggles.

Psycho4Bud
12-09-2005, 09:21 PM
there's just something gross about a dirty stinky hole

That lady must be impressed with your opinion of her pussy! Face it, your gay and she needs a gentle tongue! :D

jahjahjahjah
12-09-2005, 09:22 PM
And I don't want any of you to think anything badly of the girl in the picture because I made the mistake and posted for a bunch of homophobic, immature people to see. I love her very much and take extreme offense to any comments directed at her. I just didn't want anyone to think I was some pimply 15 year old kid who just lost his virginity to some dirty slut
But you are

jahjahjahjah
12-09-2005, 09:22 PM
That lady must be impressed with your opinion of her pussy! Face it, your gay and she needs a gentle tongue! :D
Good one my man good one.LOL

Whos Carl
12-09-2005, 09:23 PM
Another I just cant let this oppurtunity go begging.

Psycho4Bud
12-09-2005, 09:24 PM
Tell ya what buddy, send her my way. I'll lick her into a comma for ya and not even kiss her....won't even be like real sex! :thumbsup:

jahjahjahjah
12-09-2005, 09:24 PM
hahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats a great one carl.Have a good one

jahjahjahjah
12-09-2005, 09:25 PM
Tell ya what buddy, send her my way. I'll lick her into a comma for ya and not even kiss her....won't even be like real sex! :thumbsup:
I love this guys posts.

Euphoric
12-09-2005, 09:25 PM
Tell ya what buddy, send her my way. I'll lick her into a comma for ya and not even kiss her....won't even be like real sex! :thumbsup:

that was post #69

Whos Carl
12-09-2005, 09:25 PM
Something for you.

emg
12-09-2005, 09:27 PM
carl, you've made him upset...hahahahhahahahhah

Whos Carl
12-09-2005, 09:27 PM
I have spongebobs phone number if you want?

Trichome Creator
12-09-2005, 09:30 PM
I saw this and thought of you.

I reccomend you play these games to help you find your true self adfsghjn.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2318
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/252735
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/253173

This is a gayness test. Do not be afraid to try it.
http://www.okcupid.com/gaydar?p=start

emg
12-09-2005, 09:32 PM
I reccomend you play these games to help you find your true self adfsghjn.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2318
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/252735
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/253173

This is a gayness test. Do not be afraid to try it.
http://www.okcupid.com/gaydar?p=start

hahahahaha, that was awesome trichome!

Trichome Creator
12-09-2005, 09:36 PM
Tell ya what buddy, send her my way. I'll lick her into a comma for ya and not even kiss her....won't even be like real sex! :thumbsup:

He said what he does'nt have in dick he can make up for in tounge.

A freind of mine was telling me about this girl he saw in a bar. She was piss drunk and screamed out "Alright who can give me nine inches and make it hurt!?!? My freind replied with "How bout I fuck you three times and punch you in the mouth?"
:D

MudFu
12-09-2005, 09:40 PM
I'm not taking it back. I don't care if I get called gay, there's just something gross about a dirty stinky hole that turns most guys into animals.

...gay perhaps? Lol How do we really know that is your girlfriend...?Maybe you just did a google search of "hot girls" or "girls I can never have"...well you could also be liein. Hiding the fact your gay and using the girl as a cover.

Psycho4Bud
12-09-2005, 09:41 PM
He said what he does'nt have in dick he can make up for in tounge.

A freind of mine was telling me about this girl he saw in a bar. She was piss drunk and screamed out "Alright who can give me nine inches and make it hurt!?!? My freind replied with "How bout I fuck you three times and punch you in the mouth?"
:D

I was trying to be polite with the dude! :D Now you do bring up a point...if he doesn't want his dick in that stinky fuckin' hole then I guess I'll go the extra mile and pick up the slack on that one too! :thumbsup:

Can't understand how dudes can call a womans love machine "gross and dirty" but yet want to stick their meat up another guys ass. :confused:

jahjahjahjah
12-09-2005, 09:48 PM
I was trying to be polite with the dude! :D Now you do bring up a point...if he doesn't want his dick in that stinky fuckin' hole then I guess I'll go the extra mile and pick up the slack on that one too! :thumbsup:

Can't understand how dudes can call a womans love machine "gross and dirty" but yet want to stick their meat up another guys ass. :confused:
This guy is the funniest person EVER on these boards, he will now be crowned KING OF HUMOR. And your right about that last thing this dude doesn't like male on female intercourse but digs two dirty man asses getting plugged in his fantasy.

Genuine17
12-09-2005, 09:59 PM
Vaginas rock!

Best thing ever.

think of the world with out

yeah there wouldnt be one!

jahjahjahjah
12-09-2005, 10:08 PM
If i had sex with you and you insulted my vagina you'd get a swift boot up your ass.

Whos Carl
12-09-2005, 10:09 PM
If i had sex with you and you insulted my vagina you'd get a swift boot up your ass.


No you should aim for his treasures.

buddymyfriend
12-09-2005, 10:10 PM
If i had sex with you and you insulted my vagina you'd get a swift boot up your ass.

Lol, and rightly so!

Whos Carl
12-09-2005, 10:11 PM
Lol, and rightly so!



No not right kick him in the balls so he gets no more pussy?

buddymyfriend
12-09-2005, 10:12 PM
No not right kick him in the balls so he gets no more pussy?

Lol, even better!

jahjahjahjah
12-09-2005, 10:13 PM
Good one Carl hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Whos Carl
12-09-2005, 10:14 PM
Lol, even better!


Carl 1 kudos point I think.

4 Posts To Go.

GanjaASD847
12-09-2005, 10:25 PM
I'm not gay or anything, but I've always thought vaginas are very gross. They just stink and look like some kind of weird animal or something. Anybody agree?
what kind of girls are you smelling fool. I smell fucking sweet, so F*%@K YOU! :mad:

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-09-2005, 10:29 PM
what kind of girls are you smelling fool. I smell fucking sweet, so F*%@K YOU! :mad:

I'd like confirmation of this.... ;)

Edgar
12-09-2005, 10:30 PM
Maybe him and green whatever are just asexual. ( Lacking interest in or desire for sex, not that other kind of asexual)

I didn't bother to read this whole thread, so just tell me to shut the hell up if some1 else already said that.

buddymyfriend
12-09-2005, 10:30 PM
I'd like confirmation of this.... ;)

Like one of those scratch and sniff cards? ;)

NightProwler
12-09-2005, 10:31 PM
ahahaha this threads funny. people can say whatever they want on the enternet and for the record, insults on the enternet are not bad karma because. well. its just the enternet damnit

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-09-2005, 10:31 PM
Like one of those scratch and sniff cards? ;)

Change scratch to "lick" and you're close.

lol ;)

cheenyc13
12-09-2005, 10:33 PM
I'm not gay or anything, but I've always thought vaginas are very gross. They just stink and look like some kind of weird animal or something. Anybody agree?
If you not gay you must be young .vaginas kick ass.....
ass kicks ass...

flamingskullballs
12-09-2005, 10:34 PM
A chick that looks like a 12 year old whore at that.
ok...thats enough out of you...babyface is spicy...and after that statement you get no say in what happens inside a thread i make...

FunkyMonkey
12-09-2005, 11:22 PM
Really, I don't think my sexuality is at question here. I've been dating this girl for 15 months and we've been living together for 5 months.


Dude you just put a pic of your girlfriend on the net and told us she has a smelly pussy.
I dont think you will have to worry about her scary little snatch coming near you for a while.
She's a cutie btw.

NightProwler
12-09-2005, 11:30 PM
man, i hope his gf knew he was posting her pic to the world. it's there FOREVER. damn man, give the girl some respect for privacy.

Lulu
12-09-2005, 11:38 PM
man, i hope his gf knew he was posting her pic to the world. it's there FOREVER. damn man, give the girl some respect for privacy.

I removed her pic, it's still out there somewhere - God love her - but I took
it down from public view on the board. Btw she has my sympathies, do you
even like women? :confused:

FunkyMonkey
12-09-2005, 11:38 PM
dont let em get ya down champ
Put on that sunshine face and dance! :dance:

Escher
12-09-2005, 11:41 PM
they look like axe wounds

activedenial
12-09-2005, 11:53 PM
Ha Ha! I have been with girls that have a smell. The girls that do, I avoid eating out. You can do the finger test, if it smells after stear clear. I would say 20 perc of girls I was with had an odor. One was so bad, I was doing it in the back seat with all the windows shut and the inside of the car started smelling sooo bad, what a turn off.LOL :D I guess some don't clean that region too often.

NightProwler
12-10-2005, 12:14 AM
Btw she has my sympathies, do you
even like women? :confused:

were you talking to me? because it seems more likley you were asking the other guy. but yes i do

Lulu
12-10-2005, 12:23 AM
were you talking to me? because it seems more likley you were asking the other guy. but yes i do

apologies NightProwler
I was talking to adfsghjn

fikusroot
12-10-2005, 12:27 AM
awsome song. Brian Boitano would have done the same thing

adfsghjn
12-10-2005, 12:34 AM
I removed her pic, it's still out there somewhere - God love her - but I took
it down from public view on the board. Btw she has my sympathies, do you
even like women? :confused:

Thank you for taking the picture down. I didn't know this was going to get so out of hand. Peace, board. It's been real.

snowultra
12-10-2005, 12:35 AM
i bet all those bj's were from men. then you turn around and go down on some girl for some crack. this is a very common practice among confused homo's
if you hang out in the 8th district in paris france you might be a fag.
not that there is anything wrong with that---what ever floats your boat

radioned
12-10-2005, 12:37 AM
beautifull like a flower

adfsghjn
12-10-2005, 12:37 AM
i bet all those bj's were from men. then you turn around and go down on some girl for some crack. this is a very common practice among confused homo's
if you hang out in the 8th district in paris france you might be a fag.
not that there is anything wrong with that---what ever floats your boat


^^Precise reason I'll be leaving. Immature idiots who think shit like that is funny.

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 12:37 AM
Thank you for taking the picture down. I didn't know this was going to get so out of hand. Peace, board. It's been real.

You're so embarrassed you're going offline forever now?

Shit man, bye xxx sucks though, after all, it's your opinion and people are flaming you to fuck, so much in fact that you're leaving.

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 12:38 AM
Stay here and I'll make things all right, you can count on Uncle 3 Sheets :)

adfsghjn
12-10-2005, 12:38 AM
I'm not embarassed, I just know I will forever be remembered as "that dumb fag lolz!!11", and nobody will take me seriously.

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 12:39 AM
I'm not embarassed, I just know I will forever be remembered as "that dumb fag lolz!!11", and nobody will take me seriously.

I actually admired you for a bit, the things you've posted and your avatar, even though I haven't heard much by him, I think you should stay. x

CocaCola
12-10-2005, 12:54 AM
I like pussy but meh, whatever.

blastfast
12-10-2005, 12:58 AM
Boohoo, your gf's cunt is ugly and it stinks so you're leaving....

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 01:02 AM
Boohoo, your gf's cunt is ugly and it stinks so you're leaving....

LOL HAHA!

Coca Cola, I loved your old avatar! I even have it (courtesy of buddy) as an emoticon on msn! lol

Trichome Creator
12-10-2005, 01:20 AM
I'm not embarassed, I just know I will forever be remembered as "that dumb fag lolz!!11", and nobody will take me seriously.

You know man I put up a penis picture not too long ago (not mine) and I had 70% of this board out for my head. I said I was sorry and a few people still don't like me. Frankly I don't blame them but I'm not leaving. In real life I'm sure there are people who don't like you but how are you going to escape that? Kill yourself? Just stay man and people will get over it :thumbsup:

P.S. There are alot of girls on this board so I would'nt insult the bearded clam anymore. Or any one eyed worms. :D

Trichome Creator
12-10-2005, 01:21 AM
Oh and if you are gay it's ok because they don't bother me. Just keep the poo poo stick away from me mmmk?! :)

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 01:23 AM
Oh and if you are gay it's ok because they don't bother me. Just keep the poo poo stick away from me mmmk?! :)

HAHA, you just defended him, and questioned his sexualit afterwards lol :p

hank
12-10-2005, 01:34 AM
Who cares if u are gay?

I think u are, cuz u don't like pussy. Or maybe u have a deep psychological problem that causes u to dislike pussies yo

Go to a psychiatrist, it might be that your mommy never showered when u were young, or your room stinked so when u masturbaated on magazines, you associated pussies with that stink or something

Don't leave man, if u leave then come back with a new ID

Peace

3 Sheets To The Wind
12-10-2005, 01:37 AM
Who cares if u are gay?

I think u are, cuz u don't like pussy. Or maybe u have a deep psychological problem that causes u to dislike pussies yo

Go to a psychiatrist, it might be that your mommy never showered when u were young, or your room stinked so when u masturbaated on magazines, you associated pussies with that stink or something

Don't leave man, if u leave then come back with a new ID

Peace

I didn't see him say he doesn't like pussy, just that the pussy he's got smelt a bit :p

GanjaASD847
12-10-2005, 01:40 AM
I'd like confirmation of this.... ;)
well... i think you should just trust me on this one! :D ;) :stoned:

NightProwler
12-10-2005, 01:41 AM
damn man, you calling us immature, your the one who started a thread about smelly cunts. not me.

by the way, you shouldnt leave, i'll have forgotten about this thread within a couple minutes. its not like i honestly have a problem with you being gay

flamingskullballs
12-10-2005, 02:09 AM
yeah man...dont leave...were stoners, and have on an average a 3 second attention span...we jump on something for a little bit, and forget all about it...ive made a thread or two that were flamed to hell...theres even pictures on here of me in drag...but hey, who cares???

we are, in general, a loving and accepting community...and will not care if a person likes to shag sticks

FunkyMonkey
12-10-2005, 02:15 AM
damn man, you calling us immature, your the one who started a thread about smelly cunts. not me.

by the way, you shouldnt leave, i'll have forgotten about this thread within a couple minutes. its not like i honestly have a problem with you being gay

Hahaha :thumbsup:

MudFu
12-10-2005, 02:54 AM
Hah...dude if you think people will remember you and this topic in a day or so you think a lot of yourself. No one cares that much...or really at all...

UnViaje
12-10-2005, 04:29 AM
dude ur a fag.....period. ur so-called girlfriend is prolly just ur plutonic friend who asked u to fukk her but u pussed out, thus this thread. fukn queer, n I LOVE stankn cooch, gets me harder, wtf is wrong with you? its nature man, natural, whatever tha fukk. i'm just thinkin of skeeting on babyfacedabortion's lil face ;)

BabyFacedAbortion
12-10-2005, 04:33 AM
Damn, hours later and this thing is still on the first page?

zomby
12-10-2005, 05:08 AM
I saw the pic of his "girlfriend". You could tell she is really a dude.

flamingskullballs
12-10-2005, 05:18 AM
stinky winky!!!

UnViaje
12-10-2005, 05:36 AM
yes 'sir' (lmao). stinky winky is right!!
except of course when it smells like a dead cat sprinkled w/ parmasean cheese
thats a lil too much

sharpezor
12-10-2005, 09:11 AM
yeah well normal fucking woman dose not let their fucking "vagina" smell.

hes not gay, maybe dirty 10$ Mexican whores where you get 15 STD's from just a hand job isnā??t his thing.

UnViajem would you ever talk to a girl like that in real life? looks like daddy didnt kick your ass hard enough. Have a little more respect.

by the way, i dont give a shit if your black, Mexican or whatever the fuck, i just appear racist because of your individual attitude.

UnViaje
12-10-2005, 10:30 AM
^LMAO, getting a lil emotional i see. ur fukn fag dude, get over it. just cuz you've never had any. whats all this 'dad kickn my ass' talk, wtf? funny bitch.

dude, grow up. u put women on a fukn pedestal like theyre some angel or bullshit, what a pussy. and YES, some bitches like it when u talk dirty or showin em whos in charge, but u wouldnt know anything bout that would u faggot? fukn pansy ass queer. i bet u'd be the Ray Romano type dude, with tha woman having ur nuts n a vise, get a life man.

its not like i'm out rapin or just plain beatin the shit out of any girl on the street like some fukkrz, you need to get laid ya damn sissy. "mexican whores" LMAO, you'd know wouldnt you, especially the price, WTF?! LMAO!! not my fault your were touched as a child dude, dont project ur insecurites towards me.

your mom's pussy did smell like a dead cat, get over it

UnViaje
12-10-2005, 10:39 AM
oh yeah
ur unwarranted mentioning of racism in this thread proves u ARE in fact racist pinche maricon hijo de gran puta

u sound like the stereotypical anti-social, introvert type with an Oedipus complex who eats out his own mother
& fukk u

UnViaje
12-10-2005, 10:45 AM
UnViaje, dont you have a job to steal or a prison cell to fill?
*claps* great job :thumbsup:
"i'm not racist" ass, lmao

Reefer Rogue
12-10-2005, 02:15 PM
It's his opinion if he doesn't like vaginas. It doesn't make him gay. Some women don't like testicles or Penises, but i guess they're called lesbians...

Harvesthetic
12-10-2005, 02:17 PM
Pussies are beautiful.

DaubeWeTrust
12-10-2005, 02:49 PM
U are GAY

SensiRide
12-10-2005, 03:16 PM
Kitties are purty if you keep them clean, trimmed and cover them with pretty panties oh, and feed them milk regularly haha

Sorry.

NightProwler
12-10-2005, 03:18 PM
i think pussys are cute

zomby
12-10-2005, 04:09 PM
They should have a seperate forum titled Poo Poo and Wee Wee Discussion for all you fixated freaks.

stangle12
12-10-2005, 04:11 PM
i really really want this post to die. yet here i am posting.

Kid Dynamite
12-10-2005, 04:42 PM
I'm not taking it back. I don't care if I get called gay, there's just something gross about a dirty stinky hole that turns most guys into animals.


dude... how do you think girls fell when they see a penis?

mellow mood
12-10-2005, 04:50 PM
nothing makes me hornier than a nice shaved wet pussy

this guy is gay

ADaisyChain
12-10-2005, 05:12 PM
Oh come on. Take off your conformity masks for an hour before you post in this thread. This isn't the high school locker room you can stop acting like 9th graders now. You aren't impressing anyone but yourselves, and the people who give you props for acting like an ass are mere manifestations of your ego that have been spread across the internet. Stop the pride.

Pussies are over-rated.

Dicks don't taste good to women.

No female likes to swallow cum except because it makes you happy.

Pussies sometimes have an odor to them. ((especially after running/dancing/humping))

Pussies look kind of weird.

Penises look goofy just sticking out of your body and have a dumb shape.

Testicles are ridiculous and hilarious.

These things are the facts of life which we all must accept. Unless your still fantacizing about being in the boys locker room whipping your naked boy-pals with wet towels and talking about how great pussy is. ((lawl i made ghey joke propz 2 meh))

Get over yourselves, and the image your trying to uphold by being pussymaster.

"Wait, adaisychain your gay too?" -board
"No. I'm just over the illusion that any pussy is perfect all the time and I'm realistic enough to notice that genitals are fucking goofy looking."

ilikerabbits
12-10-2005, 05:20 PM
vagina is nice in my opinion

CocaCola
12-10-2005, 05:24 PM
Oh come on. Take off your conformity masks for an hour before you post in this thread. This isn't the high school locker room you can stop acting like 9th graders now. You aren't impressing anyone but yourselves, and the people who give you props for acting like an ass are mere manifestations of your ego that have been spread across the internet. Stop the pride.

Pussies are over-rated.

Dicks don't taste good to women.

No female likes to swallow cum except because it makes you happy.

Pussies sometimes have an odor to them. ((especially after running/dancing/humping))

Pussies look kind of weird.

Penises look goofy just sticking out of your body and have a dumb shape.

Testicles are ridiculous and hilarious.

These things are the facts of life which we all must accept. Unless your still fantacizing about being in the boys locker room whipping your naked boy-pals with wet towels and talking about how great pussy is. ((lawl i made ghey joke propz 2 meh))

Get over yourselves, and the image your trying to uphold by being pussymaster.

"Wait, adaisychain your gay too?" -board
"No. I'm just over the illusion that any pussy is perfect all the time and I'm realistic enough to notice that genitals are fucking goofy looking."

Tell it like it is! Penises are stupid... It's a fucking coil hanging from your crotch, it's just wierd. Humans look very ugly.

But pussy is a different story. Those who deny that they can stink are delusional... but not all of them stink and not all the time. This is a very strange topic...

AcidFreak
12-10-2005, 05:28 PM
Oh come on. Take off your conformity masks for an hour before you post in this thread. This isn't the high school locker room you can stop acting like 9th graders now. You aren't impressing anyone but yourselves, and the people who give you props for acting like an ass are mere manifestations of your ego that have been spread across the internet. Stop the pride.

Pussies are over-rated.

Dicks don't taste good to women.

No female likes to swallow cum except because it makes you happy.

Pussies sometimes have an odor to them. ((especially after running/dancing/humping))

Pussies look kind of weird.

Penises look goofy just sticking out of your body and have a dumb shape.

Testicles are ridiculous and hilarious.

These things are the facts of life which we all must accept. Unless your still fantacizing about being in the boys locker room whipping your naked boy-pals with wet towels and talking about how great pussy is. ((lawl i made ghey joke propz 2 meh))

Get over yourselves, and the image your trying to uphold by being pussymaster.

"Wait, adaisychain your gay too?" -board
"No. I'm just over the illusion that any pussy is perfect all the time and I'm realistic enough to notice that genitals are fucking goofy looking."

Hear hear! :D

mellow mood
12-10-2005, 05:38 PM
this thread should be closed

if u dont like pussies than why does it makes u horny

damn

im not talkin like if i were in the locker room or whatever shit u said

your gay

CocaCola
12-10-2005, 05:44 PM
Because it's a beautiful thing... and it's natural to get aroused by it. But it's where the pee pee comes from... so to deny that it can be gross is downright... ignorant. None of us even said that we don't like pussies... everyone else here is just really insecure, and it's funny.

AcidFreak
12-10-2005, 05:46 PM
Who the fuck said they don't like pussy??? No one said that. He said they can smell bad and they're funky lookin', and if you deny that you're the queer.

jahjahjahjah
12-10-2005, 06:30 PM
jesus this thread went on without me (boooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo)

kuulbns
12-10-2005, 06:33 PM
All I can say is,.... ever see a naked man run? :D

CocaCola
12-10-2005, 06:37 PM
Exactly... God... Floping from leg to leg. Good lord. x_x

flamingskullballs
12-10-2005, 06:49 PM
im always scared that shes gunna pee on me :o

but, she should be more afraid, for i can urinate IN her :D

LOVElife
12-10-2005, 07:34 PM
im always scared that shes gunna pee on me :o

but, she should be more afraid, for i can urinate IN her :D
Hahahahaha, She complains about having to give BlowJobs, Fuck Man, It's gotta be better than licking a dead fish!

Nochowderforyou
12-10-2005, 07:38 PM
I'm not taking it back. I don't care if I get called gay, there's just something gross about a dirty stinky hole that turns most guys into animals.

You must have had some nasty pussy one time huh?

Not ALL vaginas are gross, sure, there are some who don't keep it clean or use it too much, but I have come accross some very pleasant vaginas in my time. Smelled, tasted good, felt gooooooooooood.

So, if you don't like pussy then, now what? No sex? Ass fuckin other guys who don't like vaginas? I'm guessing third. Have fun.

CocaCola
12-10-2005, 07:50 PM
Yeah, man... adfsghjn (OR WHATEVER) that is just the way it is. Deal with it.

Either that for find some different poon tab.

Miggoll
12-10-2005, 07:55 PM
............... But the penis is so much more messy ..... I'd rather have a nice clean pussy any day of the week (except for Sundays on and sometimes on a Tuesday) :P

flamingskullballs
12-10-2005, 07:58 PM
i wish i had boobies...i would play with them all the time...

LOVElife
12-10-2005, 08:01 PM
i wish i had boobies...i would play with them all the time...
Yeah, but hear that if they are MASSIVE, then you get severe Upper back problems and curveager of the spine.

hahaha, Tongue in cheek!

If I had Breasts I think I WOULD STAY AT HOME ALL DAY AND GO IN THE SHOWER!

;) :thumbsup: ;)

Miggoll
12-10-2005, 08:02 PM
You could grow a set of your own man boobs :D

Then again ............ (http://static.szanalmas.hu/bateman/ad238aazazaqairkafaasf.jpg)

Nochowderforyou
12-10-2005, 08:05 PM
i wish i had boobies...i would play with them all the time...

Man, just buy some of those silicone boobs. You could walk around with one in each hand squeezing them all day. I'm sure they'd give you a discount seeing as that there is no surgery. Just hours of, squishy, hot squeeze action. :p

dogg
12-10-2005, 08:10 PM
If her cunt is dirty, smells funky or anything along those lines you need to stop banging crackwhores/your mom's friends.


I agree. You are HEAD ing in the wrong direction.

sharpezor
12-10-2005, 09:39 PM
^LMAO, getting a lil emotional i see. ur fukn fag dude, get over it. just cuz you've never had any. whats all this 'dad kickn my ass' talk, wtf? funny bitch.

dude, grow up. u put women on a fukn pedestal like theyre some angel or bullshit, what a pussy. and YES, some bitches like it when u talk dirty or showin em whos in charge, but u wouldnt know anything bout that would u faggot? fukn pansy ass queer. i bet u'd be the Ray Romano type dude, with tha woman having ur nuts n a vise, get a life man.

its not like i'm out rapin or just plain beatin the shit out of any girl on the street like some fukkrz, you need to get laid ya damn sissy. "mexican whores" LMAO, you'd know wouldnt you, especially the price, WTF?! LMAO!! not my fault your were touched as a child dude, dont project ur insecurites towards me.

lol, im defiantly not the ray ramono type, i just dont think stating publicly that ud like to cum in some girls face is very respectable, and it isnā??t.

aside form anything you say not making any sense whatsoever ill assume you are beyond help and im going to leave it alone. and get some witty come backs before you respond next time.

thing is, you are obviously going to fail at life, just look at what you type. pathetic. I recommend getting a education and/or a sense of decency.

flamingskullballs
12-10-2005, 09:44 PM
this last holloween (im sure you all saw the pictures)...i couldnt stop playing with my water-balloon boobs...

its fun to walk down stairs with boobs

Maui Wowie
12-10-2005, 09:47 PM
^LMAO, getting a lil emotional i see. ur fukn fag dude, get over it. just cuz you've never had any. whats all this 'dad kickn my ass' talk, wtf? funny bitch.

dude, grow up. u put women on a fukn pedestal like theyre some angel or bullshit, what a pussy. and YES, some bitches like it when u talk dirty or showin em whos in charge, but u wouldnt know anything bout that would u faggot? fukn pansy ass queer. i bet u'd be the Ray Romano type dude, with tha woman having ur nuts n a vise, get a life man.

its not like i'm out rapin or just plain beatin the shit out of any girl on the street like some fukkrz, you need to get laid ya damn sissy. "mexican whores" LMAO, you'd know wouldnt you, especially the price, WTF?! LMAO!! not my fault your were touched as a child dude, dont project ur insecurites towards me.

your mom's pussy did smell like a dead cat, get over it
LOL, words from another egotistical piece of blabbing shit.

High school gives these people the idea that putting your dick in someone makes you more of a human.

D.Boone
12-10-2005, 09:54 PM
some girls look good but they punani aint ready

flamingskullballs
12-10-2005, 09:56 PM
one thing i will never understand is...whoah, scratch that thought...wouldnt it be fucked up if you were eating your favourite girl out and poo poo came out of her cunt???

D.Boone
12-10-2005, 09:58 PM
well then ud be eating her asshole

Miggoll
12-10-2005, 10:11 PM
one thing i will never understand is...whoah, scratch that thought...wouldnt it be fucked up if you were eating your favourite girl out and poo poo came out of her cunt???

Oh dear ....

Trichome Creator
12-11-2005, 03:21 AM
Oh Christ.

Trichome Creator
12-11-2005, 03:22 AM
And a big fucking HAIL MARY too.

flamingskullballs
12-11-2005, 03:28 AM
well then ud be eating her asshole
now see...you didnt fully read what i said...i said the poo came out of her CUNT...not her anus...

fucking dickhead...

powair
12-11-2005, 04:20 AM
I'm not gay or anything, but I've always thought vaginas are very gross. They just stink and look like some kind of weird animal or something. Anybody agree?

If you aren't gay, then you must be asexual, because vaginas and penises are beautiful! And they are like puzzle pieces, which is extra cool.

CocaCola
12-11-2005, 05:51 AM
Beautiful in their own special way...

sharpezor
12-11-2005, 06:27 AM
i wonder if Jesus was asexual, as in:


Lacking interest in or desire for sex.

420kidder
12-11-2005, 07:46 AM
I don't like making fun of people very much (or do I? :p ) so I'll just try to state my point. I think it is a little bit weird that a straight guy thinks vaginas are gross. I'll probably get tons of responses to this one, but BJ's in my opinion only come second to nice warm vaginas. :) Yeah it's nice to get a BJ now and then, but I feel everything is better with a vagina. :)

You probably don't enjoy eating one out then either? Wow!!! One question that I'm wondering is this. You don't like vaginas enough to start a thread about it, mentioning how they're gross and smelly, etc. but at the same time you're saying that there's nothing wrong with your girlfriend's vagina?

Do you really have a girlfriend? If you truly do, and if her vagina is truly fine in your viewpoint, then why the topic?