View Full Version : where my jedi at!!?? :D
mightymarijuanabuds
12-09-2005, 04:13 AM
cmon ppl... i know your here ... i can sense you :D lol
as you may or may not know, the real jedi incorporate teachings from all schools of thought, and take what the individual feels to be useful... with the fictional jedi bearing so many parrallels to taoism, we were inevitable ;) i wouldn't be suprised to see the jedi, or a very similair belief structure based on all / none of the faiths emerge as the dominant 'religion' in the distant future.. .too bad i wont be around to see it... remember in your next lifetime, you heard it here first! lol
so come on out jedi... you know you can't hide forever :smokin:
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-09-2005, 04:24 AM
jedi-matrixist-DBZ nuts
same deal...
sm0k1t
12-09-2005, 04:39 AM
dont forget the teenage mutant ninja turtles!!!!! im sure the turtles that we know now somewhere in the universe know martial arts and like pizza!!!! why not? eh
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-09-2005, 04:40 AM
because neo, the jedi, and goku would kick their asses. lol
sm0k1t
12-09-2005, 04:42 AM
hahaha yeah maybe so but splinter owns them all!!!
is there a point to all this??? nop! ha love this!!!
smoke smoke smoke and be hapy! =D
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-09-2005, 04:47 AM
bwaaaahahahaha splinter would be so easily crushed by neo or goku before he could even pull off a cheesy villian line! lol
sm0k1t
12-09-2005, 04:49 AM
well well humm....My dad would kick your dads but!! oh yeah...
again is there a point???
fun fun fun!! =D
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-09-2005, 05:22 AM
dude you answered your own question.!?i¿,;:
Q: again is there a point???
A: fun fun fun!! =D
sm0k1t
12-09-2005, 05:34 AM
you think I did not know that I answered my own question but the fact is I did know but did I wrote it like this to make it seem confusing or to make you happy and correct me cause you sure love to correct people or yadiyadi yada meaning my turtles are stronger than yours?? think about that my friend
kowabunga!
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-09-2005, 05:50 AM
lol ok sure :D
Juggalotus17
12-09-2005, 06:03 AM
May the force be with you!!!!!!!!
mightymarijuanabuds
12-09-2005, 06:12 AM
:D
silly teenagers
not the star wars jedi
www.thejedi.org
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-09-2005, 06:23 AM
whoops, my bad, never heard of them before :D lol
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-09-2005, 06:53 AM
okay, i read a bit on it, and it's largely mirrored and exaggerated in the Star Wars series :)
i'd chalk the force up to being the mind. lol :D
weirdo79
12-09-2005, 08:19 AM
Wonder if they let those guys who go to conventions dressed up as klingons (yes I know thats Star Trek......I am a dork.....after all) in.....
DemonXG1
12-09-2005, 08:40 AM
forget jedi! , Sith all the way.... i don't need the power from out, i'll use my power from within! plus it's more fun 2 be bad.
Euphoric
12-09-2005, 06:03 PM
It looks like theres more to be written about this Jedi philosophy.
From what Ive read though, it seems fairly legit. :)
it's highly metaphysical. unlike most religons out there which teach the follower fear, shame and self destruction (i.e. the various sects of christianity, islam, ect.) which purposefully guide away from true power it seems that with this Jedi stuff you could become a decent magician!
its definately something I will study more in the future. :thumbsup:
mightymarijuanabuds
12-09-2005, 09:08 PM
well that is just one of many jedi related sites... i stumbled on it one day while looking into the similarities between taoism and the fictional jedi... which are very abundant, and the root of the whole real jedi movement :D
mrdevious
12-10-2005, 03:23 AM
I'll just come right out and say it. if I could live any life, I would be a jedi! come to think of it, a jedi who lives forever.
weirdo79
12-10-2005, 03:55 AM
Immortality plus Jedi , yes that would be nice. I like both sides of the force though jedi/sith anger/calm etc. Both seem as effective :).
mightymarijuanabuds
12-10-2005, 04:38 AM
the grey side :D
officially you'd be known as a shadow jedi
weirdo79
12-10-2005, 09:54 AM
I dont know....Shadow Jedi has a very nice ring to it , me likey :).
I shall be a Shadow Jedi from now on , the best of both worlds! (or the worst depending on how you look at it ;) ).
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-10-2005, 03:30 PM
immortality, i do believe i mentioned something of it a few times... :rolleyes: nah, i must not have been trying to get anyone to question it, try it, or help perfect it :rolleyes:
weirdo79
12-10-2005, 04:56 PM
Ill try it when you perfect it k? ;) (seriously if anyone showed me a sure fire immortality "thing" hell id do it in a second damn skippy man!)
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-10-2005, 05:16 PM
weak, you'll use perfected immortality, but you wont help perfect it, you do not deserve to use the formula if you do not help create and fine tune it.
it is like the story about the chicken soup, the mother asks the whole household to help make the soup, but ends up getting only one or two people to help; the soup took too long to make, the helpers got small servings, and the rest starved. you do your fair share to help out, y'know?
and the first thing we can really do to get immortality is legalize marijuana.
then we can start a hemp commune, rely solely on cannabis for survival (and food, of course), and prove that cannabis provides the key to immortality, if not at least prolonging the human life expectancy by 200 years or so :)
weirdo79
12-10-2005, 05:18 PM
eeek nope I'll stick to the fact that im an omnivore.....not a herbivore. You know canine teeth and all chemical digestion for both plant and animal material. ;).
Yuck use it for everything and anything ewwww hemp seed oil is wayyy too slippery for that sorry. :).
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-10-2005, 05:22 PM
hahahah!
omnivore does not mean that we NEED to eat everything to be healthy, in fact the healthiest diet(s) exclude meat.
although they require many times the amount to be ingested (this is where pot helps) and appear to be unhealthy on the surface, but if you dig down just a little deeper, you'll see that hemp and tofu replace meat, and then some.
weirdo79
12-10-2005, 05:29 PM
OMG....I can't believe you just claimed that.....a vegetarian diet is more healthy? Im a biology grad bud ok....Your stomach is not built just to digest plants and its not the healthiest diet. Ask ANY doctor ANY biologist or anyone in anyway knows anything about biology.....That was literally the most ignorant statement you've made so far (and lots of vegetarian's and vegan's do it daily as well , and if they do it in front of me I will call them on it as well, as I have in the past). Did a little deeper? I think you should look up vitamin complex's and chemical processes created during certain meats digestion....Sheesh I've heard it from vegan's but I honestly thought you'de be above even this kind of nonsense. I may disagree with you on other subjects but that my friend was one big huge bald faced lie......(your claim)
Im starting to think (but not confirmed yet) that your either incredibly young , incredibly naive or just playing with us........your complete lack of understanding on how the english language works or any science is mind boggling for anyone over the age of 10 thats not some fundie for some religion. (which im pretty sure your not ;) ).
Here's an amusing tension breaker "look we've taught a lion to eat tofu" cough cough (lion)
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-10-2005, 05:33 PM
do you really? have you fully investigated the eeffects of cannabis on the stomach? and not just inhaled smoke, what about digesting large quantities of marijuana? do you have thorough and conclusive studies regarding that?
and forgive me for not having the same highschool experiance as y'all. lol
mightymarijuanabuds
12-10-2005, 09:10 PM
as a medical professional i can say your both wrong.. or right.. however you wanna look at it
the body needs certain protiens and acids that are in meat... thats not to say that these can't be replaced by meat free substitutes.. plenty of people don't eat meat and are perfectly healthy, most of them however do not know how to properly balance a meat free diet and are not healthy
its true that cannabis seed is the most nutritionally complete natural food source, and it does contain many protiens and efa's that are crucial for a non meat diet.... and smoking it dramatically increases melatonin production, but it is hardly a key to immortality
so melatonin has been shown to fight cancer and extend lifespan... so what?? it is only effective when taken properly, that is just a little before bed... so smoking pot all day really doesn't provide many benefits from melatonin at all
and the sketchy at best research has shown it to increase lifespan by as much as 20%... thats not even remotely close to 200 years... i dont care how healthy you eat, its gonna take alot more than diet to have a long life, not to mention an unnaturally long one
Im starting to think (but not confirmed yet) that your either incredibly young , incredibly naive or just playing with us....
my vote goes for #1 and 3
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-10-2005, 11:13 PM
yeah, i was right, lol that's all that matters oh, yeah, im good uh huh :D
ok, aaanywyas, most people are dumb, yes, and most vegans are unhealthy, yes, because they're either too dumb to fix their diet, or too poor and cant afford the food they need.
20 is incredibly young :D consindering im going to live to be 2000 :D
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