Slighty amusing story

[fikusroot]

So, last weekend I was approached by a few of the really smart kids who go to my smart prep school. It was two guys and one of the guys gf. I was kind of shocked because these are the real smart kids who are in all the school clubs/sports,go to church every sunday, etc etc. That and I really never talk to them before. So they ask me if I smoke and i'm like yea, sometimes. so their like can we buy some off you? At first I was scared they were just trying to rat me out but I decided to go ahead and sell them some stuff. I sold them an 1/8 of some really good stuff I had for $70 (though it was kind of a raw deal). Now keep in mind these are the kids that are going to be the future senators of america. So then their like how do we do it? So after school I met them in a nearby parking lot and gave them the stuff and let them borrow my pipe. I showed them how to smoke it and all that good shit and then left. So they call me up later and say they cant keep smoking because they're coughing too much. So i tell them to mix it with peanut butter, put it in the microwave for a few minutes. and just dip some crakers in it until its all gone. So 30 minutes later they call me up and say theyre only slighty buzzed and i tell them to wait a while. And thats about it. They told me it was awsome the next week and want to buy more off of me but im like no, you need to become senators so u can legalize mj. and now im wondering why i even wrote all that.

[Fan o KmK]

dude hahah thats hella funny. that was me a few months ago. does that penut butter thing work? so what u just put ur bud in a cup of peanut butter, nuke it in the microwave (for how long?) then eat it?? im tryin that lol. how much bud do u use? yea the senator thing was hella funny, i can see that "no damnit, u have to become senators so u can legalize the crop" hah! good read.

[LimpBizkitRMV04]

you wonder why you wrote all that and i wonder why i sat here reading the whole thing, ill call it even :rasta:

[420purplehaze420]

man are paragraphs like not the hip thing to be doin round here er what?

[NMTBxxHTSP]

Haha, that was worth reading lol


man are paragraphs like not the hip thing to be doin round here er what?

i know, right?

[Onelove420]

woah i would slit your throat if you did that to me.

[Up In Smoke 420]

haha are you high man? Hey I'm like really fucking 'good' by the looks but hear me talk in school and you know I'm not... I always used to get that 'You do weed?' 'daaaamn you dont look like that kind of person' but nowadays I'm just known as a stoner. You should of stayed there and watched them smoke haha they would look so funny.

[Midnight Baker]

Continuing the theme of pointless stories that will bring smiles to all that read:

So i blazed outside my house on the deck and came inside to make some dinner. It was a pasta/sauce type of night you know: quick, easy and fullfilling..hahaha..that can be taken in a dirty way. But anyways~! so i start boiling the water and its ready for the pasta so i go and empty the water into the strainer...why you ask? because i was stoned thats why foks. thats right i boiled water and then emptied it into a strainer wasting 10 minutes of my life but i couldn't stop laughing. so anyways i remake the water and put in the pasta cook it and strain it and eat it. i went to sleep smiling at my amazing skills in the kitchen. anyone else have fun cooking stories like that?

[50BagOfGreens]

lol good stories everyone

[fikusroot]

dude hahah thats hella funny. that was me a few months ago. does that penut butter thing work? so what u just put ur bud in a cup of peanut butter, nuke it in the microwave (for how long?) then eat it?? im tryin that lol. how much bud do u use? yea the senator thing was hella funny, i can see that "no damnit, u have to become senators so u can legalize the crop" hah! good read.
Yea, i always use the peanut butter. All you need is about a teaspoon and the best part is there is no odor. As too how much bud you use, its stronger than if you smoked it so keep that in mind.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Whoah I thought there was weed odor when you bake it?