what would you do?

[king kong bong]

this is supposedly supposed to happen this month.

26. In December Russia will "accidentally" nuke 4 American cities, Lexington, KY, Richmond, VA, Columbia, SC and just north of New York City. The U.S. Counter attacks and hits three Russian cities.

what would you do?

[CocaCola]

Well, I'd kiss the planet good bye.

[king kong bong]

i had a dream about russians invading the east coast and nukes being fired. i then looked it up on the net and found this.

[Nochowderforyou]

I would sit back and laugh as I wait. Just as I did with the Y2K. I told people it was a hoax, but noooooooOOoOOoOO..

[king kong bong]

but for instance say it did.

[lateralus]

We all know that we'd run straight to cannabis.com and make a thread about it.

[hihigh]

i'd get fucked up probably pull a tony montana and stick my face in a kilo of coke or something.


then i'd take up arms and play some bombbbbtrackk burn burn yes your gonna burn

[lateralus]

December 26th: At 3pm Eastern, the boards are quiet. At 4pm Eastern, fifteen "NUKEZ FIRED" threads full of replies observed.

[Nochowderforyou]

but for instance say it did.

IF it did happen, what could I do? I can't stop those bombs, or bring back the lives of the blown to pieces people, so, I'd just go to work the next day and keep on living I guess.

But if I lived there and that happened, I would be pissed the fuck off. I would form a posse and we would take down the White House.

[hank]

I'd hide so low, so the government can't drag me into the army

I'm scared of Russians, i think they'll hurt us bad if we had to ground fight, especially after the Harry Potter movie with all these tough Russians? from this other school.

:)

[lateralus]

I tore up my selective service "SIGN THE FUCK UP OR WE'RE SENDIN' THE COPS" warning yesterday with my pair of small scissors. It was fun.

[Reefer Rogue]

We all know that we'd run straight to cannabis.com and make a thread about it.

LOL :D

[CocaCola]

The Russians will be like "We need more power! Morrrre power"! *Smacks random women* HAR HAR HAR POWER!1

Those crazy power hungry ruskies.

[Funkamander]

Whoever made that up is a dumbfuck.

The Cold War's over. Russia's nothing but a broken shell of a country, that can barely keep it's mafia from taking over the whole damn place. I'm pretty sure nuclear war is the last thing on their mind.


*NUKES LAND RIGHT OUTSIDE WINDOW*


OH FUCK ME!

[king kong bong]

Whoever made that up is a dumbfuck.

The Cold War's over. Russia's nothing but a broken shell of a country, that can barely keep it's mafia from taking over the whole damn place. I'm pretty sure nuclear war is the last thing on their mind.


*NUKES LAND RIGHT OUTSIDE WINDOW*


OH FUCK ME!

why does everyone say that? who knows what the russians have been up to all these years. i think the most dangerous enemy is the one you dont hear nothing about. a good sayin to go with this would be..."the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing people he didnt exist"


I tore up my selective service "SIGN THE FUCK UP OR WE'RE SENDIN' THE COPS" warning yesterday with my pair of small scissors. It was fun.

did you know when you go to the dmv to get any type of id, they enter your name in the draft. i read this then it was confirmed when i told a friend about this and he told me he received a selective service letter or whatever it was after going to the dmv for an id. sneaky bastards.

[lateralus]

did you know when you go to the dmv to get any type of id, they enter your name in the draft. i read this then it was confirmed when i told a friend about this and he told me he received a selective service letter or whatever it was after going to the dmv for an id. sneaky bastards.I would like to know how the hell you managed to quote me and spell my name wrong. Hahaha

By the way, did he tear it up?

[king kong bong]

oh damn my fault, i always forget the "al" in your name and yea, he tore that bollocks up.

[jahjahjahjah]

I hope one hits the white house.

[king kong bong]

I hope one hits the white house.

well if it did, they would know previously and go to their safe lil bunker underground.

[lateralus]

well if it did, they would know previously and go to their safe lil bunker underground.And everyone nearby would be reduced to ass, blood and guts. And ass.

[king kong bong]

and you forgot to mention ass.

[dark0ne]

if this happend, i would sit atop my house with as many drungs as i could, start getten fucked up and pray i od before that first shockwave hits me.

[lateralus]

and you forgot to mention ass.
That too.

[king kong bong]

whats north of new york city?

[dark0ne]

newjersy,conecticut,massechusetts

[king kong bong]

so im safe then.

[lateralus]

whats north of new york city?Post Russian nuclear destruction? Ass. That's what.

[king kong bong]

ASS.

[dark0ne]

no your not safe. lets say they blow one up inbetween boston and newyork, the innital blast would sweep out 20 miles or more depending on wind, the radiation would start spreading first through the lower atmosfear, in large black clouds of fallout rain. in the upper atmosfear the plume would spread toxic smoke and radiation throughout the northern hemisphere of the usa and eventualy to london via the gulf stream. thats just 1 warhead, icbms carry anyware from 50-100 40 megaton warheads. all computer controlled and laser guided to make sure ground cover is total and survivers are NONE.

[king kong bong]

i have a barrier, roosevelt island.

[lateralus]

no your not safe. lets say they blow one up inbetween boston and newyork, the innital blast would sweep out 20 miles or more depending on wind, the radiation would start spreading first through the lower atmosfear, in large black clouds of fallout rain. in the upper atmosfear the plume would spread toxic smoke and radiation throughout the northern hemisphere of the usa and eventualy to london via the gulf stream. thats just 1 warhead, icbms carry anyware from 50-100 40 megaton warheads. all computer controlled and laser guided to make sure ground cover is total and survivers are NONE.That's what I just said. God damn it.

[king kong bong]

yea
ASS

[dark0ne]

no you didn't you said ASS.

[king kong bong]

dont you know what ass means?? lateralus if you will...

[lateralus]

lateralus if you will...Ah, but I won't.

[king kong bong]

Ah, but I won't.

fair enough.