Intruiged friend...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Hey people, I got a friend that's like way for trying some weed, but she's dead scared of her mom. She claims her mother is an absolute Genius and that there's no way she can hide it from her. She might sign up for this sight soon and she'll be the second from my town! Woo-hoo!

Anyway, what can I tell her to get her over that fear? Hmm? Telling her that her mom probably won't care unless she just like totally blows it in her face? I need ideas, people!

[GreenMachine]

if the mom doesnt already have suspicions then she'll be fine just wait a few hours. main thing is dont be worries therefore you wont look suspicious just chill... probably wont get high the first time anyways as i hear of tons who dont

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I'm not worried, she's worried.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Oh yeah, she's not here with me now, we were talking about it earlier. I was thinking all about how I could persuade her to toke and then I thought "Why not ask the pack?" So I posted it here.

[DiLoS]

Just say that it won't be that bad, don't give her too much either like maybe a couple of tokes. I was in the same position when I was going to start smoking pot. My parents didn't know for quite awhile until I just pulled some stupid shit and got caught.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

She doesn't think it's bad. She is totally into trying it except for her Mom. I'll just have to tell her it's not that big a deal.

[Chucky76]

just tell her to spray some perfume, and use some visine afterwards...i dont really see what the problem is. is it that she thinks her mom will know somehow if she smokes?

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Yes. She said "Well my mom is like a genious and used to smoke pot and she'd definitely know if I was doing it".

Then I said "Well, my dad has been toking for 20 years and didn't figure it out until I told him. My mom has been with him for about 18 years, and she didn't figure it out either"

[Polymirize]

yes, yes... let's assemble the whole "pack" of us to figure out how to apply enough peer pressure to seduce yet another innocent soul into our sordid den of drug usage...


(this is where I'd put the smily for pure evil. if such a smily existed. it doesn't apparently. Seems like an oversight. Oh how I long for such a smily...)

[lateralus]

I would let her in on every stealth technique I know of. I'd let her know that with a little extra effort, you can cover up the smell, and any traces of intoxication. When you smoke her out, assure her that by the time she got home, she would be sober. Keep her away from home for as long as necessary.

Stealth techniques are a must for her assurance!

Have a lot of fun, I know you're gonna. Don't let her give up if she doesn't get high the first few times either. I've had people give up on me. It's kind of sad. :sadcrying

[MullManiac]

Put some bud in her food then tip some bong water on her, so she'll be stoned and she'll smell like it so she may as well smoke as her mom's gonna find out anyway! lol

[Oli]

Tell her not to go home high, seems like a simple solution to me.

[sm0k1t]

ask her on a date

[CocaCola]

If her mom smoked pot, maybe she won't actually mind... well, as long as she is responsible about toking and she explains to her mother that she will be. It's alot better then sneaking around... but if she is not the type, then simply don't go home high.

[ilikewom]

get her blazed and then fuck her... she'll smell like you and her mum wont know a thing (plus u'll get easy action) :D :D :D

[CocaCola]

But... that's retarded.

[lateralus]

If her mom smoked pot, maybe she won't actually mind... well, as long as she is responsible about toking and she explains to her mother that she will be. It's alot better then sneaking around... but if she is not the type, then simply don't go home high.That's the first thing that came to mind, but seems as if chances are nil and none. Unfortunately, they usually are. Sad world.
get her blazed and then fuck her... she'll smell like you and her mum wont know a thing (plus u'll get easy action) :D :D :DAnd lose some integrity.

[NightProwler]

use a doob tube, put in eyedrops, and drink caffene so you dont seem stoned as fuck after the high.

[Reefer Rogue]

Oh yeah, she's not here with me now, we were talking about it earlier. I was thinking all about how I could persuade her to toke and then I thought "Why not ask the pack?" So I posted it here.

Can i be Alpha?

[lateralus]

Can i be Alpha?You can be Kappa, the flimsy one in the back trying to keep up.

[hihigh]

i agree get her blazed and insert the meat pipe
(_)_)=============D

[Reefer Rogue]

You can be Kappa, the flimsy one in the back trying to keep up.

Agreed.

[hank]

damn

if you get your mother pregnant, then what do you call the child?

Brother or son?

[Gecko]

Just let her chill at your house for a few hours, until she comes down and it good enough to go home. Problem solved.

[lateralus]

damn

if you get your mother pregnant, then what do you call the child?

Brother or son?hank.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Okay, to the pack reference, I started calling us the "Pack" after I see how we'll gang up on people and rip them apart, or all come together and defend them. There are the asshole loners, and they don't belong to the Pack.

Okay, I talked to her again. She's like starting to really think hard about it. I think she's at that point where she's made a decision but it won't get past her conscious until she thinks she's thought about it enough, even though further thoughts are worthless in the decision making process.

About fucking her while high, I would never do such a thing. She's a nice girl and really smart and besides that that's just a fucked up thing to do.

We'll see how the argument goes today :D.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

yes, yes... let's assemble the whole "pack" of us to figure out how to apply enough peer pressure to seduce yet another innocent soul into our sordid den of drug usage...


(this is where I'd put the smily for pure evil. if such a smily existed. it doesn't apparently. Seems like an oversight. Oh how I long for such a smily...)
lol I thought you were telling me off for a minute, Polymirize. I'm not peer pressuring her to do it because it's "cool" but because weed IS THE ALMIGHTY GOD OF ALL PLANTS!

[LightGreen]

get her ass high and get some yo

[daves19]

Hey Pinguin dude! give us more detail...where are you going to smoke?? when?? How?? With who?? Than if she is not sure tell her you will smoke and she can watch is not that bad and her mother won't notice and if she notices what will happen?? ask her! but how old is she??? And tell her if you can wait like 2-3 hours the high will pass by...Are you, yourself an experienced smoker??

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Me? I know my shit, but I'm an extremely fast as in fast-beyond-all-belief learner and learned half of what I know about smoking from watching a friend do it and pass it to me.

I'm experienced in the mind, but I am such a lightweight it's not even funny...actually it's great!

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Okay, it's after school tomorrow at my house with just me her and her friend. IF I get some tomorrow.

[passit420]

good luck. make her feel as comfortable as possible, nurture her through the experience.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I will. Both of them :) AND NO I WILL NOT FUCK THEM.

[hihigh]

I will. Both of them :) AND NO I WILL NOT FUCK THEM.


OH SHIT 3SOME....haha jk, yeah man you are like passing down the weed culture or something. you should be honored.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I am honored and extremely happy :)

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Comments?

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

K, They didn't smoke with me today. They had an unavoidable appointment. I smoked, though. Did wayyyy too much. 4-6 bowls (I have no idea how many I did except that it was more than 4) was way too much for my lightweight ass. I was high from 2:30 until 5:30. Woo, I was so fucking paranoid about being caught it totally ruined most of the high.

[420purplehaze420]

ive been in your situation before......except i actually smoked the girl and her friend out and got head twice from her friend that night

the other girl i toked with had a boyfriend that was 20 and shes 15.....is that not rape?

[lateralus]

I wouldn't go out with a fifteen year old unless she was some sort of genius.

[Polymirize]

I'm not peer pressuring her to do it because it's "cool" but because weed IS THE ALMIGHTY GOD OF ALL PLANTS!

Oh good. I thought you were peer pressuring for the wrong reasons. Fortunately I guess peer pressure is ok when applied to things I like. Whew, close call there.

But I also enjoy sex... so why aren't you just trying to pressure her into all of it? Smoke a bowl, and then kinky threesome? why not just try and get as many 1st time experiences out of the way at the same time? Would that cross some sort of line or something?

[lateralus]

Oh good. I thought you were peer pressuring for the wrong reasons. Fortunately I guess peer pressure is ok when applied to things I like. Whew, close call there.Haw haw haw

The best answers are from philosophers, nay?

[Paige]

WTF!! hehe

i wouldnt


let him fuck me

losers

i am .. smart

really smart

liek
GENIUS!! that cant spell :D

but still you guys are jerks.. that get action from inicents... ( cant spell) and i am...

angry now..
< // 3 no love hearts for your sorry asses.. ( jerks) the restof you.. thanks i love you <3