how to piss everyone off in Counterstrike:Source

[tokosan]

Join a server

Enter console, type bind / "chooseteam;spectate"

If you press /1// , about 3 seconds after the team spawns, then you will spawn (http://www.myg0t.com/#) as a spectator, with 1 health.


You can spectate people, but when u lock onto them, u will freeze them.
As a spectator, you can pickup guns and other equiptment.
this is sooooo fucking fun wow.

I had this one guy practically screaming into his mic,"WTF ADMINS STOP FREEZING ME U ASSHOLES"

and the whole server was like, "omg why are there guns flying in midair, and why am i frozen, wtf lag/admin abuse"

ROFL, none of them see the spectator there fucking with them. I did this for like 2 hours to the same 6 guys and they had NO fucking clue.

its hilarious when u let the guy go, and when he gets into a battle freeze his ass, so he cant aim for shit and let the enemy shoot him like a dog.

ROFL

[tokosan]

if u get in one of the servers that disables noclipping, then u can block people with your invisible body roffles.

[Melton420]

why would you deliberately freeze someone, the games for playing, are you just that bad that you need to freeze someone to beat them?

[jahjahjahjah]

Ok have fun.

[lateralus]

Hahaha

I used to go around telling people "I like Bob the Builder" and giving them thumbs up. Few people understand a truly genius sense of humor. ;)

[sharpezor]

why would you deliberately freeze someone, the games for playing, are you just that bad that you need to freeze someone to beat them?
bc we're bored?

and yeah, they are going to fix that soon :(

[king kong bong]

record them screamin i wanna hear it.

[xNoa]

this is sooooo fucking fun wow.

I had this one guy practically screaming into his mic,"WTF ADMINS STOP FREEZING ME U ASSHOLES"

and the whole server was like, "omg why are there guns flying in midair, and why am i frozen, wtf lag/admin abuse"

ROFL, none of them see the spectator there fucking with them. I did this for like 2 hours to the same 6 guys and they had NO fucking clue.

its hilarious when u let the guy go, and when he gets into a battle freeze his ass, so he cant aim for shit and let the enemy shoot him like a dog.

ROFL

wow e-cool

[maskedpantsman]

record them screamin i wanna hear it.

me too.

[Reefer Rogue]

LMFAo, tokoson. There are so many fat nerds on that game lol. They're really good though...

[CocaCola]

Yes, you need to record some shit!

[tokosan]

Yes, you need to record some shit!
Yes, i would record, but..... the recording would be inderspersed with alot of gunfine and "FIRE IN THE HOLE", which makes recording practically impossible.

Meltom, when in super-spec mode, you are not actually playing in the game; no one knows i am there b/c i also made my name this: " " nothing.


also, they JUST patched it, and in the notes they said they fixed it, but guess what? still works!!

[CocaCola]

HAHAHA! Take that Valve@!

[tokosan]

HAHAHA! Take that Valve@! they get what they deserve, the lazy bastards.

after how many months does the steam friends list still now work!!?!?

[CocaCola]

Source is so gay sometimes. But I love shooting people off of ledges and watching them tumble to their head-splitting death. So it's ok...

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Does it work on normal CS?

I downloaded hl2 and they fixed it so hackers cant play it :mad: :(

[lardman]

LMFAO, yah tokosan, thats funny shit. I love fucking with people on source.....but fucking VALVe, bastards, they banned me for hacking. Its not that im not good, and i need to cheat to be good, i AM pretty good, or so people tell me :P. But its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking funny when they freak out and cuss your ass out "STUPID ASSHOLE FUCKING GAY HAXORZ BITCH!!! AHHHHH" lmfao..................funny funny times :D:D:D:D:dance::dance:

[Genuine17]

I hate steam with a passion.

the makers of steam should be taken out back and taken out like old yeller

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Does it work with normal CS?

*someone please answer me..... this time..... im lonley.... :( *

can i bum you?

[lardman]

LOL, i dont know if it can work for cs 1.6

bum me how? :D

:pimp:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Record it, impossible is nothing.

[mellow mood]

this is sooooo fucking fun wow.

I had this one guy practically screaming into his mic,"WTF ADMINS STOP FREEZING ME U ASSHOLES"

and the whole server was like, "omg why are there guns flying in midair, and why am i frozen, wtf lag/admin abuse"

ROFL, none of them see the spectator there fucking with them. I did this for like 2 hours to the same 6 guys and they had NO fucking clue.

its hilarious when u let the guy go, and when he gets into a battle freeze his ass, so he cant aim for shit and let the enemy shoot him like a dog.

ROFL



nerd

[koshea]

lol he aint a nerd hes asian and he smokes so hes the coolest asian i know

[mellow mood]

oh, sorry, i just learnt that smoking weed makes u kool

[koshea]

oh, sorry, i just learnt that smoking weed makes u kool

finally

[passit420]

so you are that fucker messing up my counterstrike games. what the hell is your problem jackass.

[mellow mood]

hes a nerd

thats his prob


(oh, i forgot he was kool, he smokes weed and hes asian)

[passit420]

lol i dont play counterstrike.

[koshea]

lol dude mellow mood, why would you try to take a cheep shot at me like that (and a pretty ineffective one at that) dont get me wrong but i get along with smokers better than non smokers, so them smoking makes them cool in my book even if i dont like them....

[CocaCola]

Don't be idiots... God doesn't like idiots.

[tylerkane]

mellow, your a fucking dumbass

[tokosan]

CrazyPothead: no, this is only for source.

3sheets: k.

[tokosan]

bump... this wont last for long kk

[chisme]

this is sooooo fucking fun wow.

I had this one guy practically screaming into his mic,"WTF ADMINS STOP FREEZING ME U ASSHOLES"

and the whole server was like, "omg why are there guns flying in midair, and why am i frozen, wtf lag/admin abuse"

ROFL, none of them see the spectator there fucking with them. I did this for like 2 hours to the same 6 guys and they had NO fucking clue.

its hilarious when u let the guy go, and when he gets into a battle freeze his ass, so he cant aim for shit and let the enemy shoot him like a dog.

ROFL




no offence mate but i do get pissed off wiv goin out and buying a game that i wanna play on the net and when i installed and go onto my first game i get killed a split second after spawning because of cheaters and hackers and exploiters and aimbotters and command liners it takes the basic point of having a fun game instead its just boring getting killed every 3 seconds :mad:

[CocaCola]

So? Deal with it. Leave the server and go to another. Insted of yelling HAX0rZ12!@ Cause that is even MORE annoying.

[lateralus]

cheaters and hackers and exploiters and aimbotters and command linersOh man, you're hip with the slang, dude. Rejoice, and let's write a textbook.

[tokosan]

no offence mate but i do get pissed off wiv goin out and buying a game that i wanna play on the net and when i installed and go onto my first game i get killed a split second after spawning because of cheaters and hackers and exploiters and aimbotters and command liners it takes the basic point of having a fun game instead its just boring getting killed every 3 seconds :mad: you dont get it, do you.

If every single person was smart about it realised i was intentionally ruining thier server, and just left instead of yelling over mic.... it wouldnt be worth doing.

The real fun is, freezing someone at spawn, and watch them just sit there and bitch to themselves untill someone comes up and caps they ass.

Try it sometime, it's real easy to do, and fun as hell!

[CocaCola]

I'm a fan of shooting teammates in the foot multiple times and watching him freak out. Dance, you bastard, dance!

[tokosan]

I'm a fan of shooting teammates in the foot multiple times and watching him freak out. Dance, you bastard, dance! yeah lol


i love waiting half the round, untill they are nice and settled in thier spot....

then SLAY THAT ASS with a knife.

[tokosan]

here is a screen shot of me raging the 12 year old kids.

http://img524.imageshack.us/my.php?image=css15aa.jpg