Stupid embarrassing things done wile drunk

[sharpezor]

im not a very good social drunk because i act like a f'ing retard.

including drinking water and deliberately let it all drip down my shirt. i mean a lot of water.

making the dumbest conversation ever

pissing on my friends floor (missed the toilet lol)

saying "i want to meet you" to a LOT of chicks on a meet up site (hotornot.com). i went back and i was horrified at some of my choices.

share your stories.

[hempman666]

wen i was in boston my dads girlfrend had sum peach snaupz ok im only 13 so it doesnt take a lot for me cuz im not a drinker so my dads girlfrend leaves to go to the bathroom with my sis and my dad is rly cool sumtimes so hes like chug that glass it was full she didnt even hav a sip outta it so i chug it and bout 30 mins later we leave and were walkin on the streets then this black guy bumps into me im lie y the fuk u do that u low life asshole hes like who watch laanguage i punched him in the face then he tried to go 4 me but my dad beet the shit outta him it was great

[Cleveland]

I used to be in the US Air Force and one time when i came back from a combat mission in Africa i got so tore up. I wasn't allowed to drink for 6 months. Needless to say, a case of budweiser and almost an entire bottle of absolut entered my liver and enabled me to sleep an entire night under a tree on my base in England. The next day girls were calling me, apperently i asked out a few girls, i don't remember

[friendowl]

once when i got drunk at a party i fell down a flight of stairs and landed on my feet.i remember taking a step down and then rollin and tumblin and then i was standin on the bottom floor.the people who seen said that was coolest thing ever.most embarrasing would be when i was at a party and i was fuckin this chick who wasnt hot and my friends were watching me.i didnt know they were in the closet.

[wooderson6603]

most embarrassing thing i've done while drunk? Hmmm i would have to say: Fat chicks...lots and lots of Fat chicks.

[fikusroot]

how about waking up in a house id never been in, walking downstairs with just my boxers on and realizing that there was a whole family having breakfast down there?

[tupac2930]

wen i was in boston my dads girlfrend had sum peach snaupz ok im only 13 so it doesnt take a lot for me cuz im not a drinker so my dads girlfrend leaves to go to the bathroom with my sis and my dad is rly cool sumtimes so hes like chug that glass it was full she didnt even hav a sip outta it so i chug it and bout 30 mins later we leave and were walkin on the streets then this black guy bumps into me im lie y the fuk u do that u low life asshole hes like who watch laanguage i punched him in the face then he tried to go 4 me but my dad beet the shit outta him it was great

thats bullshit and y the fuck are theyre so many little kids on this site?

[straight]

how about waking up in a house id never been in, walking downstairs with just my boxers on and realizing that there was a whole family having breakfast down there?

Oh lord, what happened? i would of shit my self.

[BluntArtist]

Somehow this happened...

[Aristotle]

The last time I drank was with one of my good friends. Me and him were drinking at some swim club and we thought it would be a great idea to get some weed and go back to my house!!! The parents were at a pre-season game, and, having 9 beers and two shots on an empty stomach, I was not very sharp mentally wise. My friend made a water bong out of an empty water jug and a highlighter. I passed out on my couch but my friend woke me up to smoke. After I smoked I immediately threw up(this is where I learned that I cannot mix the two).

My parents left at the beginning of the third quarter. My friend was wasted, I passed out on the couch once more.. and when my friend told me my parents were home I rushed up stairs to put my puke-stricken clothes under my bed. My parents found them about 5 minutes later with adderall pills in the pockets. I was completely out of it, my parents found the bong, pills, and beer in my back seat.

The last time I will ever get drunk in high school.

[Lit Up]

i actually have woke up in someones house without knowing how i got there, later to find out me and my buddy walk like 5 blocks uptown and then i just dissappered....weird aint it. why just this last friday i decided to relieve myslef on my buddys back pack, he said he walked up the stairs and was getting splattered in the face...ha, i love college.......

[Ecto24]

Ah yes drunken stories, good times. Well one time at my friends house and we get there and my one friend goes to the fridge and takes out 1/4 a bottle of blockhouse vodka. I had a really stressful day so I decided to drink that bottle in about 10 minutes, now Iâ??m shot. So me and my friend start playing beer pong and long behold 9 games later we are still winning)(despite my efforts to lose, the ball wanted to be in that cup) so after this I go outside, and proceed to throw up and then fall and hit my head on a flower pot. Get picked up by my friendâ??s mother, extremely embarrassing I must say, and she gives me water and bread, this happened about 7 months ago, and I still can't live it down.

Probably the worst though Iâ??ve ever been though had to be a time at the beach with so many people. My friend and me decided it was a good idea to get a bottle of Jaeger the big!! Bottle. Good times, so we start at 10 am and by the time 12 rolls around Iâ??ve already drank half the bottle. I'm done. So during my drunken times, from my memory and video clips on my best friends phone, this is what I think happened. I'm now drunk, I look around and by god there's a blunt being rolled by my friends, I look at them... they look at meâ?¦ they nod, I smile and I sit down next to them. 30 minutes or so later I start a rant about the Middle East, about the nazi's, and my view of the world. And at some point there was a football game going, at which point I tried and failed to chase and tackle someone. Now for the whole day it had been overcast and a tad chili. Then the sun came out, I threw up, then passed out. Woke up and thought I was in a desert, called for water, no water... duh. Then I proceeded to think I was in a trench in WWII and started talking about taking out my "B.A.R" rifle. So we all leave, my friends go to a little outdoor restaurant and left me in the back seat with the window open, and had the hostess come look at me and ask if I was ok??

Yes Yes good times.

but most of the time, i'm not so messed up.


fin

[RedRainDrop]

i got drunk at my best friends sister's party, and drank a mickey of canadian club, and i was randomly walking around talking to random people, i looked like a fool. I didnt feel like a fool though, i felt like a suave, outgoing guy. Things i wanted to say didnt come out right, and i ended up getting sacked numerous times. My friends sister was embarassed as hell, and it took her awhile to even talk to me again. Then i was gonna walk home at the end of the party and his mom came home and demanded that she HAD to drive me home, then complained the next day saying "i had to drive your drunken ass home, andi didnt want to" i told her i wanted to walk home so that i could walk it off. but she said i didnt say anything like that "i specifically remebering saying this" It was a fun night.

[MullManiac]

I've done plenty of dumb stuff, first that comes to mind was running round a football oval in just boxers at midnight, man was that cold!!

I've also lost no less then 4 belts at peoples houses when drunk :p.

[kid rediculous]

Ah yes drunken stories, good times. Well one time at my friends house and we get there and my one friend goes to the fridge and takes out 1/4 a bottle of blockhouse vodka. I had a really stressful day so I decided to drink that bottle in about 10 minutes, now Iâ??m shot. So me and my friend start playing beer pong and long behold 9 games later we are still winning)(despite my efforts to lose, the ball wanted to be in that cup) so after this I go outside, and proceed to throw up and then fall and hit my head on a flower pot. Get picked up by my friendâ??s mother, extremely embarrassing I must say, and she gives me water and bread, this happened about 7 months ago, and I still can't live it down.

Probably the worst though Iâ??ve ever been though had to be a time at the beach with so many people. My friend and me decided it was a good idea to get a bottle of Jaeger the big!! Bottle. Good times, so we start at 10 am and by the time 12 rolls around Iâ??ve already drank half the bottle. I'm done. So during my drunken times, from my memory and video clips on my best friends phone, this is what I think happened. I'm now drunk, I look around and by god there's a blunt being rolled by my friends, I look at them... they look at meâ?¦ they nod, I smile and I sit down next to them. 30 minutes or so later I start a rant about the Middle East, about the nazi's, and my view of the world. And at some point there was a football game going, at which point I tried and failed to chase and tackle someone. Now for the whole day it had been overcast and a tad chili. Then the sun came out, I threw up, then passed out. Woke up and thought I was in a desert, called for water, no water... duh. Then I proceeded to think I was in a trench in WWII and started talking about taking out my "B.A.R" rifle. So we all leave, my friends go to a little outdoor restaurant and left me in the back seat with the window open, and had the hostess come look at me and ask if I was ok??

Yes Yes good times.

but most of the time, i'm not so messed up.


fin

haha i was there for both of those momentus occasions and we are still the beer pong champs at the festinger household... you should never drink a 1/4 bottle of black haus ever again... and you know better than to trust me when it comes to getting fucked up lol

pong fo' life niggaaaaaaaaa

[ADaisyChain]

Only been drunk twice, usually when i drink I go for strong buzz, im a fucking sloppy drunk.

only dumb things i've done drunk are
a. continually try to shove my hand down the girl who i was dancing with's pants.. causing her to stop dancing with me after the third try.. ((embarasinng.))
and
b. vomit all over my friends tent and fell asleep in it.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

once at a mates house i was sitting in my mates room..felt really sick. ignored it..felt it building up..got up. started to run towards the backdoor....too late, all over the rug. the stain still remains.

at the xmas carols in the city park a few years ago. was drunk with mates. had sparkles. lit em.. was aiming wt the ducks in the pond. missed and it went in the tree. im so lucky it went out otherwise, into the paddy wagon with me!

at my mates house, outside is a cement wall. me and another drunk mate. decided to to some crazy shit, n run full speed into the cement wall. he did it first, slammed into the left side off the wall hes ok.. i ran fast as i could. slammed into the cement wall on the right hand side..to my suprise there were about 5 2inch thick ass bolds pokin out randomly. if i didnt have 4 layers of clothing on it would of penetrated my arm for sure. still left a deep ass bruse. and yes it did fuckin hurt!


they r only a few moments i wont forget bein drunk. now i laugh when i think of em

[RatedR]

Well one night I was on some Aristocrat 100 Proof Vodka, so I drank half the bottle and then just absoloutley fucked up. I don't know why I don't remember anything, i've drank more than that on more than one occasion, still in control. But, I woke up with my eyebrow shaved, and writing all over me.

[Vaughn Bardot]

I was on a week long cruise, met some really chill ppl, anyway I got the drunkest I've ever been in my life. I don't remember anything, but apparently I ran around knocking on peoples doors in my undies.
Oh, and I tried to jump off the ship.

[bobby]

me and my two mates bought a blow up rubber boat each for the beach.then we drunk a bottle of vodka mixed with energy drink each. we decided to go and float down the river, but when we got thier we discovered we didnt bring the pump and one valve. so we headed back.we stopped to rest by a busy road and woke up hours later, thier was vodka bottles, other bottles, boats and oars all over the ground