Bodyguard.

[Onelove420]

wouldnt it be cool to have a body guard that keept you from getting intto trouble when your drunk. like when im drunk if my freind just glances at me or dont agree with something i say i try to fight them or pull out a knife on them and say " ill kill you i aint even playing look at me again bitch!" i just wish someone was there to be like dude shut up and sit down drunk ass and grab me and sit me down. itd be cool.

[Green Screen]

Thats why you need good friends man.

[Onelove420]

i got good friends but i try to fight them all when m drunk...

[Cleveland]

then your friends need good friends

[jahjahjahjah]

It would make you look like a pussy.

[hihigh]

haha i'd be afraid to be your friend!

[Fan o KmK]

dude theres always bouncer/bodyguards at parties i go to. the kid whos having the party pays this sorta gang to come and hang out for a few hours to make sure no one dies.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

To make sure no one dies...lmao

Yeah, that'd be cool. Drunkard babysitters. Sweet.

[passit420]

wouldnt it be cool to have a body guard that keept you from getting intto trouble when your drunk. like when im drunk if my freind just glances at me or dont agree with something i say i try to fight them or pull out a knife on them and say " ill kill you i aint even playing look at me again bitch!" i just wish someone was there to be like dude shut up and sit down drunk ass and grab me and sit me down. itd be cool.


i got good friends but i try to fight them all when m drunk...

then dont drink.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

That's always an option...

"Dude, every time I smoke crack my face itches so much I start scratching through my skin!!!*scratches*"

Well then, dumbass, DONT SMOKE IT!

[ICBINR]

Your obviously unstable under the use of alcohol

My advice, stop

[partyguy420]

yea, i had to be the baby sitter of a drunk girl last night,(hard when your drunk your self) and got pussy in return for keeping her from doing stupid things.

[lateralus]

My solution to that is to not act like a jackass.

[LightGreen]

nice man u cant get pussy without being drunk

[LightGreen]

i mean u must not be able to get any from a sober gurl so gettin drunk and hookin up with em is fucked up haha but i would probibly do it to so im not gunna so too much

[Stedric]

Holy shit! If you act like that when you get drunk then don't get drunk in the first place. I'd probably act like that if I had rabies, so I'm not going to go out into the woods and try and get a rabid bear to bite me. It just seems pretty obvious to me but oh well.

Also you threaten to kill your friends while drunk but your sig is a quote on non-violence by Mohandas Ghandi? Seems kind of like a confusing mix but alright.

[Onelove420]

Holy shit! If you act like that when you get drunk then don't get drunk in the first place. I'd probably act like that if I had rabies, so I'm not going to go out into the woods and try and get a rabid bear to bite me. It just seems pretty obvious to me but oh well.

Also you threaten to kill your friends while drunk but your sig is a quote on non-violence by Mohandas Ghandi? Seems kind of like a confusing mix but alright.

this is only when i get drunk. plus i had a epiphany last night a weed epiphany why fight and kill lets just smoke and chill. so im not gonna drink no more, ima changed man....

[lateralus]

so im not gonna drink no more, ima changed man....Haha, I think we've allllllllllll had that epiphany, and we alllllllll still drink. :cool:

[DiLoS]

Haha, I think we've allllllllllll had that epiphany, and we alllllllll still drink. :cool:

Hahahaha, so true lol

[Hempamasta]

That's always an option...

"Dude, every time I smoke crack my face itches so much I start scratching through my skin!!!*scratches*"

Well then, dumbass, DONT SMOKE IT!

Oh my GOD that made me laugh so damn much I almost choked on a Skittle. You hilarious asshole. :)