scientology

[koshea]

wtf is this crap, ive been spending all day in a pointless search for answers and its like, no one really knows what scientology is

[beachguy in thongs]

Started by L. Ron Hubbard. I never read him, nor was I intending on it.

The central beliefs of Scientology are that:

* a person is an immortal spiritual being
(termed a thetan) who possesses a mind and a body accompanied by a lesser "genetic entity";
* the thetan has lived through many past lives , stored memories of which can cause problems in the present day;
* a person is basically good, but is "aberrated" by the memories of traumas.
* Total infallibility of everything Hubbard (Source) has written or spoken.

[bonsaiguy]

Oh yeah...hubbard wrote science fiction, if that helps any.

[Polymirize]

check out operation clambake (http://www.xenu.net)

[maskedpantsman]

scientology was a joke that people took seriously.

[bonsaiguy]

Started by L. Ron Hubbard. I never read him, nor was I intending on it.

The central beliefs of Scientology are that:

* a person is an immortal spiritual being
(termed a thetan) who possesses a mind and a body accompanied by a lesser "genetic entity";
* the thetan has lived through many past lives , stored memories of which can cause problems in the present day;
* a person is basically good, but is "aberrated" by the memories of traumas.
* Total infallibility of everything Hubbard (Source) has written or spoken.

Hey Beachguy, you sure Hubbard actually started the little cult? I know he wrote the book Dianetics but I was under the impression that the "religion", so to speak was started after he died.

[flamingskullballs]

sometimes i feel like itching my balls...and i know that its only because i shave them...but i just want to do it so bad...

[maskedpantsman]

I trim and shave the edges.
But not the balls.
I tried that once.
Dear lord, it was so itchy.
It was like, chronically itchy for weeks.
I hated it.

[flamingskullballs]

one time i was shaving myself...and i fell down (bit drunk)...you all know the rest...

and THAT is why i dont ever claim to have a dick head in these forums

[needbudnj]

sometimes i feel like itching my balls...and i know that its only because i shave them...but i just want to do it so bad...

WTF? Is ball itching a tenent of scientology?

[maskedpantsman]

one time i was shaving myself...and i fell down (bit drunk)...you all know the rest...

and THAT is why i dont ever claim to have a dick head in these forums

lmao.

[flamingskullballs]

WTF? Is ball itching a tenent of scientology?
hell yeah it is, we dont have to work in the fields all day anymore...we dont have to slave over an anvil, amking shoe horses for the kings men...all we have to do now days is its our balls

[flamingskullballs]

WTF? Is ball itching a tenent of scientology?
hell yeah it is, we dont have to work in the fields all day anymore...we dont have to slave over an anvil, amking shoe horses for the kings men...all we have to do now days is its our balls

I E A O U and sometimes Y

[beachguy in thongs]

Church of Scientology - a new religion founded by L. Ron Hubbard in 1955 and characterized by a belief in the power of a person's spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences through self-knowledge and spiritual fulfillment

The Church of Scientology is a new religious movement that was founded by science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard as an organization dedicated to the practice of Scientology. Scientology is a system of beliefs, teachings and rituals, originally established as an alternative psychotherapy in 1952 by science-fiction author L. Ron Hubbard, then recharacterized by him in 1953 as an "applied religious philosophy."

[IntrepidS]

I agree with their critisizms of modern American Psychiatry and Psychology but otherwise I think they're a bunch of idiots wanting to look different.

[beachguy in thongs]

Though historians point to the founding org in Camden, New Jersey in 1953, the church itself recognizes the Los Angeles org, founded in 1954, as the first Church of Scientology.

[lemonboy]

What's with the volcanos, soul collectors, and aliens? That's what I want to know.

[bonsaiguy]

I agree with their critisizms of modern American Psychiatry and Psychology but otherwise I think they're a bunch of idiots wanting to look different.

I don't know much about them but I do know that like every other organized religious entity, they have managed to amass quite a nice fortune. And then there's Tom Cruise and all of the other hollywood types that have jumped on the bandwagon, most likely because it's fashionable. Go figure.

Just reinforces my belief that the American public will buy anything.

[JetFoi34]

the south park on scientology was pretty funny

[flamingskullballs]

i still think my ball-itching ceremony should be religious...

[beachguy in thongs]

What's with the volcanos, soul collectors, and aliens? That's what I want to know.
It's Titan. An Earth-like moon of Saturn with shorelines, lakes, and mountains that has the conditions for life, though extreme.


i still think my ball-itching ceremony should be religious...
The Seven Sacred Texts of SkullBalls Scratching.

[flamingskullballs]

The Seven Sacred Texts of SkullBalls Scratching.
BRILLIANT I TELL YOU, BRILLIANT!!!

book 1: immaculate conversions
book 2: indifferent thoughts
book 3: azure forests of collective decisions
book 4: coming upon a hope
book 5: the 12 steps
book 6: forgiveness
book 7: sanity

read them, and you shall be healed of the scratching of the balls...and forever at peace with yourself

but follow them...and you shall be with the gods

[beachguy in thongs]

12 steps to scratching your nuts. I take it Hand Cream is involved?

[flamingskullballs]

12 steps to scratching your nuts. I take it Hand Cream is involved?
hell yeah

steps;

step 1: hold penis upwards toward chest
step 2: gently rub hairs in counter-clockwise motion
step 3: comb hairs with fingers
step 4: apply lotion as necessary
step 5: cup testicles in palm of hand
step 6: gently itch each individual testicle
step 7: repeat step six until you feel you have done enough, scratching harder as you go
step 8: rinse all lotioned area with luke warm water
step 9: repeat steps 4-8 once
step 10: dry area
step 11: apply baby powder to area
step 12: repeat steps 1-3

[bonsaiguy]

the south park on scientology was pretty funny

It was damned funny. So was the one about Cartman hunting for hippies.
At least I think it was Cartman.

[Stedric]

I loved the South Park with Scientology.

Why anyone would take a religion started by a man who lived on a boat with little boys seriously is beyond me.

[Lulu]

"If you really want to make a million, the quickest way is to start your own religion" L.Ron Hubbard

nuff said ~lol~

:cool:

[Blowboy]

too bad all those scientologists didn't read that quote before they joined :p

[king kong bong]

the funny thing bout scientology is that all the people involved in it are successful.

[beachguy in thongs]

hell yeah

steps;

step 1: hold penis upwards toward chest
step 2: gently rub hairs in counter-clockwise motion
step 3: comb hairs with fingers
step 4: apply lotion as necessary
step 5: cup testicles in palm of hand
step 6: gently itch each individual testicle
step 7: repeat step six until you feel you have done enough, scratching harder as you go
step 8: rinse all lotioned area with luke warm water
step 9: repeat steps 4-8 once
step 10: dry area
step 11: apply baby powder to area
step 12: repeat steps 1-3

I have never put lotion or baby powder on my nuts.

I'm gonna jump to step 5 and repeat up to Step 7.

Then I'm opening up the Seven Sacred Texts of Three-Sheets Forum Jumping.

[bonsaiguy]

the funny thing bout scientology is that all the people involved in it are successful.

Successfully giving a huge chunk of their incomes to the church that is.

[Nochowderforyou]

Started by L. Ron Hubbard. I never read him, nor was I intending on it.

The central beliefs of Scientology are that:

* a person is an immortal spiritual being
(termed a thetan) who possesses a mind and a body accompanied by a lesser "genetic entity";
* the thetan has lived through many past lives , stored memories of which can cause problems in the present day;
* a person is basically good, but is "aberrated" by the memories of traumas.
* Total infallibility of everything Hubbard (Source) has written or spoken.

Another word for Cult

[Nochowderforyou]

the funny thing bout scientology is that all the people involved in it are successful.

How do hell do you know that? Have you met every person in the world who is involved with it? No, you just see Hollywood crap, and only what the media tells you. "Oh, Tom Cruise is successful in this cult, that must mean that everyone who enters will be a millionaire" :rolleyes:

If this religion were worshipped by hobos, people would care less, because money talks.

[bonsaiguy]

"If you really want to make a million, the quickest way is to start your own religion" L.Ron Hubbard

nuff said ~lol~

:cool:

Bingo!!! I've thought about it many times but then there's that damned one or two scruples I have that always get in the way. That, and it just sounds like too much work.

[bonsaiguy]

How do hell do you know that? Have you met every person in the world who is involved with it? No, you just see Hollywood crap, and only what the media tells you. "Oh, Tom Cruise is successful in this cult, that must mean that everyone who enters will be a millionaire" :rolleyes:

If this religion were worshipped by hobos, people would care less, because money talks.


If I recall correctly, Tommy joined this little party AFTER he made his first umpteen million. And wasn't Michael Jackson a scientologist for a week or two. Or was that Bubbles?

[Optimus Pot]

It's because of Scientologists like Tom Cruise a lot of kids aren't getting their Ritalin!


Fucking Faggot! (http://geocities.com/theuseofaltf4/asl3.jpg)

[thcbongman]

the funny thing bout scientology is that all the people involved in it are successful.

Until they spend all their cash leveling up.

[bonsaiguy]

It's because of Scientologists like Tom Cruise a lot of kids aren't getting their Ritalin!


Fucking Faggot! (http://geocities.com/theuseofaltf4/asl3.jpg)

Don't even get me started on Ritalin. That's some nasty shit and I am a firm believer that a good number of kids diagnosed ADD or ADHD(possibly as high as 50%) are just little shits whose parents don't keep them in line and they just need some discipline to straighten them out. Unfortunately in public schools the teachers can't do anything to discipline the kids because crappy parents will sue the shit out of them. Can't yell at them, can't remove them, can't give them a hug if they need it because of lawsuit happy assholes and the greedy sheister lawyers that egg them on.

[king kong bong]

How do hell do you know that? Have you met every person in the world who is involved with it? No, you just see Hollywood crap, and only what the media tells you. "Oh, Tom Cruise is successful in this cult, that must mean that everyone who enters will be a millionaire" :rolleyes:

If this religion were worshipped by hobos, people would care less, because money talks.

well i saw a list of celebrities who are involved with scientology and all those celebs i saw on the list are successful. im only going to say this once, i dont listen to the media, NEVER EVER SAY THAT TO ME A-GAIN.

[Miggoll]

It just seems tacky, a big con and a cult. I think it's really 'cause it has beccome so "Hollywood".

I doesn't flick my clit anyway :D

[king kong bong]

It just seems tacky, a big con and a cult. I think it's really 'cause it has beccome so "Hollywood".

I doesn't flick my clit anyway :D

just like madonna is doing with the kabalah.

[blastfast]

Aren't scientology and kaballah the same thing? I swear they are.

"Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones"

<3mjk

The interesting thing about kaballah is that when giving birth the woman is not allowed any pain relief drugs, nor is she allowed to make a single sound...she must remain silent. That is harsh as fuck.

[HiddenBeauty]

Don't even get me started on Ritalin. That's some nasty shit and I am a firm believer that a good number of kids diagnosed ADD or ADHD(possibly as high as 50%) are just little shits whose parents don't keep them in line and they just need some discipline to straighten them out.

When I was a child I was seen as an attention seeking little brat simply because this ADD and ADHD was not well known about.As I remember it my mum slapped my legs quite a bit and it did not help one little bit,what it did do was make me hate my mum and myself for being a little bitch when I had no control over it.My mum was given sleeping medicine to give to me so I would sleep a whole night,looking back I think it was a crazy way of dealing with it.My niece takes ritalin and my family thinks it works well for her so I will leave them to it.

Anyway back to scientology.....I still don't get it :confused: :stoned:

[xblackdogx]

scientology was a joke that people took seriously.
What makes their religion any less made up than yours(if applicable)?

[xblackdogx]

well i saw a list of celebrities who are involved with scientology and all those celebs i saw on the list are successful. im only going to say this once, i dont listen to the media, NEVER EVER SAY THAT TO ME A-GAIN.
as someone pointed out, members give part of their income to the church. It cost money to get "through" each phase of the religion itself, meaning you need a lot of money if you are going to actively participate in this religion. therefore, its no suprise its full of millionaires

[UnViaje]

theres this magical site where all you do is type in what you want to know about....wikipedia u azz, leave the porn alone
praise Xenu

[UnViaje]

lmao add/adhd, yeah right, spoiled ass kids, where was this shit in the 50's where they would get disciplined
mmmm, pillssss
"no mr. corporate drug pusher!"
" muaahaaahaa, fukk u kid, be a lil bytch n gimmie your parents money fukker!"

[Oneironaut]

What makes their religion any less made up than yours(if applicable)?
Like all religions, Scientology is a big steaming bag of bullshit. For example, the crappy science fiction story behind it rests on the idea that the universe is several quadrillion years old. L Ron Hubbard didn't know what cosmologists know today: that the universe is really only something like 13-14 billion years old.

The story about aliens being stacked around volcanoes and blown to bits with hydrogen bombs doesn't fly with the evidence either. If thousands of hydrogen bombs were detonated 75 million years ago, we would surely see a mass extinction in the fossil record, as well as a geologic layer of radioactive material. We don't.

It's just as loony as believing in magic carpets, leprechauns, the tooth fairy, astrology, the flat earth theory, talking evil snakes, boats capable of holding every land species on the planet, or virgins being impregnated by the giant invisible dictator of the universe that nobody can see or hear.

[MRB041]

go to google and look up the Xenu story......the way scientologists believe the world was created

you will laugh your ass off

[king kong bong]

Like all religions, Scientology is a big steaming bag of bullshit. For example, the crappy science fiction story behind it rests on the idea that the universe is several quadrillion years old. L Ron Hubbard didn't know what cosmologists know today: that the universe is really only something like 13-14 billion years old.

The story about aliens being stacked around volcanoes and blown to bits with hydrogen bombs doesn't fly with the evidence either. If thousands of hydrogen bombs were detonated 75 million years ago, we would surely see a mass extinction in the fossil record, as well as a geologic layer of radioactive material. We don't.

It's just as loony as believing in magic carpets, leprechauns, the tooth fairy, astrology, the flat earth theory, talking evil snakes, boats capable of holding every land species on the planet, or virgins being impregnated by the giant invisible dictator of the universe that nobody can see or hear.

perhaps thats what wiped out the dinosaurs...