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Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-04-2005, 10:55 PM
yeah, complete bullshit, maks no sence, he tried to annahilate a people.


well think of it this way:


jesus was pissed, and wanted to take vengance, but to do so, he had to forsake his divinity in a mortal shell. and on the way through with it, his subconscious felt guilty, and caused him to go insane and fail in the end.

christ was so ashamed with his desires for vengance that he turned down the position as our king.


we have been worshiping a false king, and the replacement hasnt been revealed yet.











note that this is really only a theory i am toying with.
WalkaWalka
12-05-2005, 12:27 AM
i think jesus will come again in this time of fear and fascism. I also beleave satan is working through the church
jahjahjahjah
12-05-2005, 01:41 PM
Dick cheny is Hitler.
beachguy in thongs
12-05-2005, 05:32 PM
i think jesus will come again in this time of fear and fascism. I also beleave satan is working through the church

You haven't heard? Satan is chilling with God smoking Herb. He's one of Us, now.
MudFu
12-05-2005, 06:37 PM
Satan is a myth to me. There do not need to be a counter to everything. Besides it would be impossible for a servent of God to hold the same powers that God has, even if he is a fallin' angel.
beachguy in thongs
12-05-2005, 07:40 PM
No matter how evil Hitler was, I can still seperate him from his actions, sit him down in his overcoat, tell him to shut up, smoke a bowl (in front of him), offer him one, and (if he still hasn't said a word up to this point) laugh my ass off.
mike001
12-05-2005, 08:30 PM
Don't mess with god man.
beachguy in thongs
12-05-2005, 08:33 PM
If Hitler was a Godman, then as a Godman, the genocide should've continued after his death.
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-06-2005, 01:55 AM
Don't mess with god man.that's right, you better not mess with me! :D
mrdevious
12-07-2005, 01:48 AM
that's right, you better not mess with me! :D

There you are you son of a.....


now I've got some shit in my life you need to clear up already. first of all, fix my back, neck, and nerve damage! and while your at it, I want an xbox 360 glitch free!
MudFu
12-07-2005, 03:13 AM
Oh and God why don't you ever answer my prays? Is it to much to ask for all the happiness in the world or what?
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-07-2005, 08:49 AM
god says he's tired of supporting your lazy bum asses, and if you want his gifts you have to work for them from now on... :eek: sound like my parents!