oh no!!! urgent!!!

[flamingskullballs]

dude....ok, so i gotta go poopy...and i dont have any toilet paper....what should i do??? use a magazine??? ask the neighbors for some toilet paper???

what should i do man!!!

[maskedpantsman]

magazine.
or wipe that shit ON your neighbors and run off yelling "REVENGE!!!"

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Go outside and start collecting leaves.
Use A4 paper
Got any tissues at all in the house?
Make some hemp paper, and just clench your arse tight!
Use anything that won't make your buttocks chafe, and anything that will get all the excrements off ;)

[vipper of vip]

just not poison ivy. it would not be nice

[Whos Carl]

A sponge, old towels, paper. Have a shower afterwards.

[flamingskullballs]

alright, thank you

i have computer paper...that might do the trick

[mellow mood]

wtf is this question??

oh my god

im ashamed lol

[Whos Carl]

Take a shower afterwards normal paper cant get into the corners.

[flamingskullballs]

you fucking dickheads...

i got the papercut on me anus!

[mellow mood]

omfg

[maskedpantsman]

Take a shower afterwards normal paper cant get into the corners.

lmao, you've got cancer now.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

you fucking dickheads...

i got the papercut on me anus!

LOL that was quick.

sorry but HAHA.. unlucky man!

[flamingskullballs]

i washed off in the sink

[maskedpantsman]

dammit, wrong quote.

[mellow mood]

shut up man

seriously

[daZenfmeister]

no your best bet is going to be card stock computer paper, be sure to rub vigorously, if your ass doesnt start bleeding from paper cuts then you're doing something wrong.

[flamingskullballs]

seriously

that fucking shit sucked...i wasnt sure what to do...i panicked!

[Escher]

big lol's

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

seriously

that fucking shit sucked...i wasnt sure what to do...i panicked!

Use your hand next time, just let it soak in warm water for a couple hours afterwards.

[mellow mood]

lol escher i like your avatar

[jahjahjahjah]

This is by far the most greatest thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.