God is amazing.

[4Lyfe]

Ok, last night, me, my buddy, his brother and 2 other friends were all driving. We stop at a parking lot b/c his brother doesnt feel well. He gets out, his eyes roll to the back of his head and hes still standing. My friend whos driving gets out and touches him... when he approaches him it starts to get real hot, like when u stand next to an oven, he said he touched him and it burnt his hand. His brothers eyes go back to normal and he just goes back to the car like nothing happened. He starts to tell us that during that he was up in the sky, and god told him all of us in the car better clean up our acts or doom will happen. (We are all kids that do drugs) We get back in the car and the car lights start flickering on and off, we get out of the parking lot and go to a different one... this one theres glass and blood everywhere, so we go to another one ( we are in an apartment complex). There is a van, grill first in a ditch no tire marks or anything. When all of a sudden we start heading south, my buddy who is driving, his face deforms... he has no cheekbones, his face is stretched out, and his fucking pupils are completely red,he starts talking and after awhile the girl sitting next to me says her ear and the back of her head hurts, she is literally crying and takes 2 motrin to try to help it... well it doesnt work. And whenever my buddy whos driving keeps talkng she starts yelling and says THATS A LIE! and her ear started to hurt everytime he spoke because it was a lie, so my buddy turns the car around and starts heading north ( way to heaven, coincedently) His face goes normal, his eyes go normal and he stops lying, and the girls head stops hurting and her ear. Then my buddy goes south again and starts lying and yet again his face deforms and his pupils turn all red again, and she starts crying again, and swearing and telling him to leave and go back where he came from. Then an hour later he keeps talking and he starts saying stuff... but the girl sitting next to me keeps reading his mind ( she was finishing his sentences for him, and telling him to leave and return!)

We were not on any drugs at all... And I personally believe the devil entered my friends soul, and god enterd the girls body... my buddy also told me earlier that day before anything happened that his mom used to have this wind chime with doves on it and it said "God gives you once chance, use it wisely" (or something to that extent) and it was broken in halfand the doves were smashed.

BTW we are all getting together today to go see a priest and hangout to see what the fuck is going on.

[soldier1944]

dam dude wtf..get online and tell me more..

[187]

are fucking kidding me im sorry i don't believe a work of that

[4Lyfe]

are fucking kidding me im sorry i don't believe a work of that

why would i lie? and make up something sooo assanine. I could give a shit whether u believe it or not, the fact is that its true.

[sugarmagnolia]

i don't believe.

[gaheadga]

GOD IS NOT FUCKING REAL GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING SKULL YOU FUCKING BITCH

[sMOkeY bOB]

^ bro i dont believe either but no need to dis other peoples beliefs, shit i think the whole god thing is wacked but if sum one else wants to believe then let them, its not doin you no harm, sorry bro i cant imagine wat the fuck went on in ur car, but it sounds fucked up dog

[hempman666]

ya man i dont believe in god ether but that aint cool let him do his own shit and leave him lone and wat type of shrooms were those i need to get sum lol jk.

[Doobie Snax]

sounds like bullshit you're making up to me. but i don't believe in God, and i wasn't there, so i'm not going to form a cast-iron opinion because i try to leave my mind open.

[Phresher than it Got]

actually i think the kids all took a shitload of acid or pcp or sumthin, i seriously doubt that it actually happened

[soldier1944]

i know him in real life and he wasnt on acid or pcp..

[Green Love]

I believe in God, but that story seems far fetch. Maybe ur right and I'm wrong, but it still seems fishy tho.

[Hempamasta]

GOD IS NOT FUCKING REAL GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING SKULL YOU FUCKING BITCH

Let's not be too mature.

Very interesting story. I don't believe in God either, but the least I can do is appear interested out of respect.

[lateralus]

Let's not be too mature.lol
Very interesting story. I don't believe in God either, but the least I can do is appear interested out of respect.I agree word for word.

[4Lyfe]

alright... well it happened again last night.. so fuck off for all you bitches that try to hate.

[Doobie Snax]

alright... well it happened again last night.. so fuck off for all you bitches that try to hate.

Do you think that by speaking like that it's going to make us believe you?! :cool:

[420kidder]

(First of all there is no heaven to the North - Are you referring to Canada?)

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions and beliefs, but many people are just plain incorrect. For instance I always hear people say how god made this and that and we're here because of god blah blah blah, well then how was god made?

Is it at all possible to die and continue existing? Not really.

How come god doesn't use his powers to tell the world what the world needs to hear?

Children die daily, and you say it's ok because god's taking them?

I know that I've just pissed off tons of people, and will again in this sentence, but how can anyone be sooooo stupid to think that there is a devil and there is a god? Or how can someone think if they're bad they'll go to hell, but if good to heaven. It's impossible, and science repeatedly shows what really happens, but of course many religious people are still stuck in a time warp so they believe all of this nonsense.

I would believe there are aliens on distant planets way before believing in a god. Especially since there are so many planets, etc.

I believe it was all ancient propaganda to deter murderers and thieves, etc.
Because humans themselves can be so naive and stupid, I believe that's why religion is still around today.

Do I sound bitter? Well I'm sorry but when you have grandparents that can barely walk in their 70's who try to not slip on the ice and snow in the driveway so that they can go to church so that they go to heaven because it's what god wants, I get pissed off. Why would someone risk so much for something so stupid? When I hear people talking about Jesus and God I just want to tell them not to waste their time because when they die they're just going to be dead. No one listens.

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

(First of all there is no heaven to the North - Are you referring to Canada?)

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions and beliefs, but many people are just plain incorrect. For instance I always hear people say how god made this and that and we're here because of god blah blah blah, well then how was god made?

Is it at all possible to die and continue existing? Not really.

How come god doesn't use his powers to tell the world what the world needs to hear?

Children die daily, and you say it's ok because god's taking them?

I know that I've just pissed off tons of people, and will again in this sentence, but how can anyone be sooooo stupid to think that there is a devil and there is a god? Or how can someone think if they're bad they'll go to hell, but if good to heaven. It's impossible, and science repeatedly shows what really happens, but of course many religious people are still stuck in a time warp so they believe all of this nonsense.

I would believe there are aliens on distant planets way before believing in a god. Especially since there are so many planets, etc.

I believe it was all ancient propaganda to deter murderers and thieves, etc.
Because humans themselves can be so naive and stupid, I believe that's why religion is still around today.

Do I sound bitter? Well I'm sorry but when you have grandparents that can barely walk in their 70's who try to not slip on the ice and snow in the driveway so that they can go to church so that they go to heaven because it's what god wants, I get pissed off. Why would someone risk so much for something so stupid? When I hear people talking about Jesus and God I just want to tell them not to waste their time because when they die they're just going to be dead. No one listens.

Fair play..

[wooderson6603]

Religion is just another drug, man. It creates boundaries of what is acceptable and unnaceptable. It sets up what is deviant and whats not. These boundaries are all set up by the morepowerful clan to control the larger poorer clans of society. It's basic purpose is to keep the peons in order. It pains me to see poor people who should be finding a new way to make money or join forces with other poor people to better themselves just drop to a knee and pray to a God that was created by the very people that exploit them.

But I do believe that there is SOMETHING out there. There are too many things and forces we can't explain away. I beilieve in ghosts so its hard for me to say there is no god. i don't belive in the biblical god but i do believe in a life force, the enegery inside of us that makes us self-concience. And there is such a thing as good and evil and we are born with the ability to percieve it, it's one feeling that religion taps into that isn't purely a control. The perception of good and evil is natural. It's society that makes up the rules after that, like weed is bad but beer is ok, thats when it starts getting hypocritical, when men get together and decide what is best for toher men and will keep people in line rather than looking inward and finding in your heart what really matters, which should be to clothe and feed the needy rather than tell them they cant smoke weed.

[protege8]

Also, NDE's .. some of them are unexplainable. Science has come to "explain" some of these experiences, but some are impossible to explain. How can someone blinde all their life be able to see and identify objects in a room when she went into cardiac and respritory arrest.. or people that are clinically dead and are able to tell doctors when they are rescusitated of conversations and events that happened on opposite sidesof the hospital or even the world.. then when these events are checked upon they are actually valid events. Kinda weird.. but unexplainable?

[insano]

What a dumb story. Why would you just sit back in the car for hours while your one friend keeps switching directions and "lying" like you were saying... and your other friend is crying with her ears hurting. I would have told him to stop the car no matter what and gotten the girl out if she had a headache.

Nice friend you are.

[sugarmagnolia]

u got played.

[CocaCola]

Yes, the God and the Devil chose YOUR friends to fuck with out of billions of people. Right.

[zooted999]

I'm convinced.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I'm not. I say your belief that God frowns upon your actions is what did that, not really an almighty being. Honestly, why the hell would an almight being care what a simple-minded animal did with it's spare time? Even further, did you know time is an illusion? Time is caused by a mind's inability to perceive everything at once. It is possible to live during all periods of time, and view time as an object, but our brains aren't complex enough to understand it all.

[Chucky76]

"religion is the opiate of the masses" - Carl Marx

[Ganj]

alright... well it happened again last night.. so fuck off for all you bitches that try to hate.
so are you going to continue to let your friends become possessed by spirits or are you going to "clean up your act"?

[CocaCola]

Even further, did you know time is an illusion? Time is caused by a mind's inability to perceive everything at once. It is possible to live during all periods of time, and view time as an object, but our brains aren't complex enough to understand it all.

I never thought of time in that way... that's pretty cool. :D

[lateralus]

Yes, the God and the Devil chose YOUR friends to fuck with out of billions of people. Right.Whenever I fuck up, I know that I always have the devil to blame it on. Yep, this about sums it up - we're all perfect, 'cept for that pesky devil fuckin' with us.

Oh, and pre-marital sex is a sin.

[CocaCola]

That has got to be the gayest sin ever... animals fuck all the time with anything they can find. Why shouldn't we be allowed to? *Removes watermelon from oven*

[lateralus]

That has got to be the gayest sin ever... animals fuck all the time with anything they can find. Why shouldn't we be allowed to? *Removes watermelon from oven*Blasphemy is a sin too. Good thing you're not Catholic - that's punishable by two molestations and a hail mary.

And why was your ass in the oven?

[CocaCola]

Is watermelon some sort of slang for ass? I didn't know that... but no it was literally a watermelon in the oven!

[lateralus]

I apologize, I'm on drugs.

[CocaCola]

Freakin' drug fiends!1 *Bats with a broom*

[wooderson6603]

If there was a god, he invented weed so i dont see what all the christian-right-wingers are upset about...LEGALIZE IT! Its a celebration BITCHES!!

[lateralus]

Freakin' drug fiends!1 *Bats with a broom*Hey, my brain functions better under the influence than the average Jerry Springer fan's does sober. Shit, I think my cat can beat a promiscuous, half-wit wigger of a redneck at chess, then gloat with more class.

[SomeGuy]

Too much crazy stuff, that its impossible not to beleive in some higher power...believe the guy...its very possible...accordingly God could be anywhere and everywhere at once..so hes not just choosing a single group...just making a straight up example to them...Though I respect other reliegeons to

[thcbongman]

It's consistant of how I saw and felt god on DMT.

Crazy shit.

[Not Enough Herb]

Blasphemy is a sin too. Good thing you're not Catholic - that's punishable by two molestations and a hail mary.

And why was your ass in the oven?

LMFAO!!!

:p im catholic lol

later

[robert42]

LMAO OK WOW YEA FUCK YA