HAIR TEST?????????????

[hempman666]

ok im goin hav a hair test at ne unexpexted time wats a quick easy way to get the shit outa my hair plz right bac or ill b screwed thnx :p

[ILoveYouMaryJane]

id cut all of that shit off, better yet shave your whole body to be safe, they might get desperate

[Fan o KmK]

dude if they need hair, they willl get hair, if they have to pluck it out of ur ass they will do it. just dont smoke weed. or somethingn

[50BagOfGreens]

bleach your hair jk dont get me sued

[hempman666]

i saw this dedocxifiying shampoo on the internet is that shit legit?

[sensikush1]

no.

[50BagOfGreens]

probably fake but i dont know

[ICBINR]

Im pretty sure theres no way to bleach or shave ALL of your hair

Best bet is to stop smoking weed until then


Although I heard hair can give info from years ago

[slipknotpsycho]

quitting weed thing won't work...so there's no point in even quitting, because they can test your hair up to i think a year after you've smoked and still test you positive. depending on what kind of detox shampoo it is, will work. some are fake, some don't have the best results and some work everytime... find the ones that give you a double or tripple money back garuntee.... they're almost always the ones that work everytime... because if it didn't they'd be losing more money then making it. if you get the detox shampoo make sure you read all the dirrections to it DAYS before you have to get your test, so you know when to use it (it only lasts for so long, doesn't just completely get rid of it, it hides it for so long, usually around 8 hours) and how to use it... if you don't follow the dirrections exactly you're going to be screwing yourself. if you can't find the right detox you're screwed either way, so if it's like for probation or something, and you can't get it... smoke up cuz there is no home remedy that's going to get rid of it. and you can't just shave all the hairs off your body, just imagine what you would have to do to get rid of all your hair.... going in wherever completely bald, no eyebrows, no eye lashes, no body hair would seem a bit suspicious....

[slipknotpsycho]

forgot this, another reason why shaving it won't work, is because when your new hair grows in there will still be traces of it left, since your hair isn't just the part you see, but also underneath your skin, when you shave it off completely, there's still hair inside that has traces of it left, that you can't get with a razor... and if you did shave everything, they'd just make you come back in like a week to test again, only this time they're going to be suspicious, so they're going to add a stipulation on the whole thing, i.e. if it's probation they're going to tell you that if you come in whenever and pulled this same stunt they're just going to violate you... if it's work they'd probably lay you off until they get to test you, or just flat out fire you all together.... hope some of this helps you and good luck.

[hempman666]

i think im goin try that 3 time money give bac shit thnx 4 all of ur help slipknotphyco o ya and i saw a thread not to long ago a couple of people were lookin 4 u

[passit420]

hair tests are for nazis. why must the government look for all the ways to test us positive. but dude just shave your head bald or burn it off, shaving sounds better. and then burn the hair in a bonfire or something. wouldnt it be bs if the governement could give you a mistest fir shaving your head. like obstruction of justice. btw who told you about the hair test, it could be a trap to get you to shave your head thus meaning you are worried thus meaning you do drugs thus meaning they will search your room tus meaning move all your shit.

[hempman666]

1st of all im only 13 second of all my dad is goin b like whered all ur hair go then i also love my fukin hair

[Cleveland]

if you're 13 then why do you gotta take a hair test? that's illegal search and seizure

[Onelove420]

wax all your body hair . every last hair.

[hempman666]

czu my dad nos u can gett it outa piss so he doesnt no u can get it ota hair

[passit420]

i dont think it is possible to tamper with a hair test. maybe put the hair in alcohol (pure) would work.

[slipknotpsycho]

if you're 13 then why do you gotta take a hair test? that's illegal search and seizure
no it's not, it's perfectly legal for a parent to test their kid for drugs...

[rollinKansas]

pot is only in your hair for three months....as far as i know however im going to research it when i get done typing this and post back.

[rollinKansas]

yep ninety days. i looked at several websites and thats whay they all said. check it out if you need further proof. http://www.craigmedical.com/Hair_Drug_Test.htm

[d00d989]

shaving your hair wont work, because the traces are also in other places, like say your finger nails. sorry dude, but imho, the best way to pass this is to stop smoking, keep your hair short, and hope you dont get tested within the next few monthes...

[hammerhead]

wax all your body, shave it hourly

[hempman666]

well i kinda told my dad i smoked 1ce with is not true so now i dont hav to get a hair test but he bout a house piss test and now i hav to be tested every month if i dont pass then hes goin send me to military scool so i guess im out 4 a while peacce BLUNTS TO THE DOME!

[Jake0steve]

Wow, I am glad I dont have crazy drug testing parents. If my parents werent cool with me smoking and they randomly go "give me some of your hair for a drug test" I would be like "The second I am a legal age to move out I will and you will never hear from me again if you touch my hair, crazy asshole." or something. But my parents are great so yay.

[daZenfmeister]

seriously! god damn nazi ass motherfuckers....

[hempman666]

i no dude they say they do it cuz they love me but if u love me jus fukin let me do it

[slipknotpsycho]

ok not going into the whole who's right who's wrong thing, cuz it's not exactly my place, because i don't know what your parents do and don't know about weed, the truth i mean. for all i know they listen to every single commerical and news casts that's negative and assume it has to be right because it's produced by the govt. and major orginizations they feel are here to protect them and their family. sometimes you just have to realize that the negative shit is burried so deep in a person, they will never change their mind or views on the certain thing, and therefore will never accept it or tollerate it, and it's just cuz in their mind it is bad, and they're just trying to protect you. don't get me wrong there are parents out there who do it themselves, have no reason (or grounds) to say someone else can't but because the power they have over them they won't let them... and i think that's bullshit and really fucked up.... and those kinda parents i would never respect, because they don't deserve it... in my eyes you can't tell your kids or others not to do something if you do it... and they're on power trips anyways, if it's so bad why are they doing it... especially pot, it's not addictive...atleast physically... anyways just trying to give you a heads up, realizing that always made me be able to talk to my grandparents about it better, and eventually my grandma (my grandpa is a drunk ass hole) didn't care anymore...