Zero Revolt

[Zero Revolt]

Hello. Remember ME???

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

So it was all a hoax like I thought... major flaming will ensue from the stunt you pulled I'm sure.

[Nochowderforyou]

Piss off. I thought you were "dead", isn't that what your "wife" said?

You made people feel bad for you when it was all a lie. You got pleasure out of making people feel sad for you. You're a joke and a liar. So if you ask me, you can just fuck off.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Piss off. I thought you were "dead", isn't that what your "wife" said?

You made people feel bad for you when it was all a lie. You got pleasure out of making people feel sad for you. You're a joke and a liar. So if you ask me, you can just fuck off.

Here here, just I didn't want to say it so harshly and bluntly lol.

Can't believe you did that, and if you check, I called you out on it a few times. You should have planned every minor detail, it was ages between the death and the funeral... damn man.
I also remember looking up to you as one of the "seasoned members" when I used to browse and when I joined here.

[Anonymous]

lmao

[Zero Revolt]

I was trying to fake my death as part of an insurance scam. Making sure you all thought I was dead was low on my priority list compared to the cops and the insurance company. But oh well you know shit happens. Glad to see you all.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I was trying to fake my death as part of an insurance scam. Making sure you all thought I was dead was low on my priority list compared to the cops and the insurance company. But oh well you know shit happens. Glad to see you all.

If we had no idea about that, why would you need to say it here? So your "wife" could show the cops proof, that she told stoners you died.. crazy, crazy shit.

Also Insurance fraud is pretty low.. damn, twice man!

[Nochowderforyou]

I was trying to fake my death as part of an insurance scam. Making sure you all thought I was dead was low on my priority list compared to the cops and the insurance company. But oh well you know shit happens. Glad to see you all.

As 3sheets said, why would you need to come on here and fake your death?

Speaking of "pretty low", you sure did a good job making people feel bad for you, not to mention, giving us all, "it was a beautiful service....so tragic...so sad...he'll be sorely missed", giving us all of these details that was all a lie.

Not only that, insurance fraud? Ya, that makes it okat then I guess. Go crawl up in that hole you came out of and don't ever leave it.

[Zero Revolt]

haha! Lemme tell you whats low. You pay car insurance for years without incident. Then bam you get hit and call your insuranse company. They reply with sorry we can't accept liability.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

haha!

Te He He, mother fucker.

Glad to see you're a real jesus mo-fo, rising from the dead n'all!

[Ms420]

YOUR A FUCKING PRICK FOR MAKING PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK U WERE DEAD. I ACTUALLY FELT BAD FOR YOUR WIFE AND KIDS-ACTUALLY I STILL DO CAUSE THEY HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOU!



Now when u really do die no one's gonna feel bad!!




HAVE A NICE LIFE!!

[beachguy in thongs]

Three-Sheets was hitting on your wife, while you were dead. :stoned:

[dark0ne]

NOT COOL, NOT COOL AT ALL! Thats all i'm going to say.

[Nullific]

Welcome back.

[Joy.Discovery]

well i think that's hillarious

[beachguy in thongs]

I guess, I was shocked that you died, but not shocked that you're alive.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Three-Sheets was hitting on your wife, while you were dead. :stoned:

I admit it, but it's over now, our little "fling" (if you will) is dead (like you "were") so there's no need to come and "kill" me

:)

[beachguy in thongs]

I admit it, but it's over now, our little "fling" (if you will) is dead (like you "were") so there's no need to come and "kill" me

:)
You're shameless (as if I didn't) already (know). :stoned:

[koshea]

yeah dude, welcome back zero, haha you had me fuckin fooled..lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I (love) the fact you're not dead.. I'm glad you aren't, but maybe you need to be shot by a paintball gun for what you did.. nothing too harsh :D

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Piss off. I thought you were "dead", isn't that what your "wife" said?

You made people feel bad for you when it was all a lie. You got pleasure out of making people feel sad for you. You're a joke and a liar. So if you ask me, you can just fuck off.

Lol, i dont know who the fuck you are but that sounds so messed up.

Prick. go fuck yourself :D

[beachguy in thongs]

You have to admit, we did need another Zero Revolt around here.

[Whos Carl]

Thats lower than selling your kids to gangsters, well nearly.

[beachguy in thongs]

So, you're saying that Zero Revolt is worth more than the price of your kids?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Thats lower than selling your kids to gangsters, well nearly.

LOL @ the idea of selling a little kid to a big black gansta' :D

[mellow mood]

Hello. Remember ME???

fuck off stupid cunt

get a life man your fuckin not funny

just quit this site

[Whos Carl]

Karma will kick you in the arse and you will be in a car crash. Watch your back. God doesnt sleep except on sundays, then he has a couple of bong hits.

[mellow mood]

yea man. i mean makin a such stupid joke and telling 2 minutes later its a joke, than its ok. but waiting a fuckin month or 2 before saying your finally alive, after the ppl felt so bad, wow thats fuckin, FUCKIN stupid.

damn kid

[w4terb0ng]

um. (insert random ass chewing here) !!!!!!



welcome back.

[Zero Revolt]

DAMN!!! Talked about mixed emotions. I don't know what to do!!! Go beat myself in the head with a tire iron or be happy I'm back???

[Whos Carl]

Dont worry you God will come down and judge you and send you to hell for "Crimes against stoners".

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

DAMN!!! Talked about mixed emotions. I don't know what to do!!! Go beat myself in the head with a tire iron or be happy I'm back???

Use the tyre iron, then when you're semi-conscious on the floor, realise you paid your dues!

[Zero Revolt]

Use the tyre iron, then when you're semi-conscious on the floor, realise you paid your dues!

YOUR BRILLANT!!!

That just may work. Wait I don't have atire iron. Hmmmm.... will a bookcase do??? I have one of those right nex to me!!!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

YOUR BRILLANT!!!

That just may work. Wait I don't have atire iron. Hmmmm.... will a bookcase do??? I have one of those right nex to me!!!

No it won't.
Go give yourself a swirlie, (the art of flushings ones head down the lavatory) and then you can be forgiven!

[Whos Carl]

A shovel would be a suitable replacement.

[keywestcathy]

Zero...wow. Get a new hobby

[Zero Revolt]

Who's Carl man thats harsh!!! Do I know you or are you just going to watch for the pure pleasure of watching a strange man bleed?

[Whos Carl]

I am into violence. But not my own or anybody I care for. So yeah its pleasure unless I know you?

[Az.]

well....who knows what to believe....you could be lying about the whole insrace fraud thing.........

......if you did try fraud...what happened??

you get busted? gave up? im interested....

anyway that was extremely low....but.....welcome back....

[Up In Smoke 420]

It pissed me off I felt bad for you family man... but I respect you and athough I dont as much I dont hate you nor will I flame you to hell like everyone else welcome back.:rasta:

[Nullific]

Just think it could have been worse, he could have taken up a collection and screwed you sympathizers out a few bucks each for nothing. Then you wouldn't have even known he was alive because he would really have a reason to never post here again.
Now he may be a liar and a cheater, but so is Bush and well he's the fucking president.

[passit420]

why would you lie about dying? you probably dont even smoke weed . and i dont think that anyone belives anything you ever said including that bullshit about collecting insurance money.

[yAwn]

.........Fuck.........

[Trichome Creator]

Let me get this straight Zero Revolt. You told people on here you died over a month ago. Then you use the same account to pose as your wife? Then you just show up again like nothing happened and no one remembers you?
Jesus I thought I was bad. Maybe you just need some real problems going on in your life like the rest of us?
:cursing:

What a fucknut :rolleyes:

[Bman719]

Zero Revolt.... you're low man.. You're lower then me stepping on shit with my shoe... what I mean is... you're more pathetic then the smashed shit. I don't welcome you back.. and I suggest you leave the site... and I'm guessing pretty much everyone else feels the same way. I remember reading the post your "wife" left saying you were dead.. and I felt bad for you... genuinely bad... you're a dick, a liar, and evidently a cheat (insurance fraud? that's low man). I really do hope you DIE... and please, for the respect of everyone here (which you obviously don't have, considering the shit you pulled) please just stop posting here.

[yAwn]

I'm back and nobody has even said hey yet! I WANT ATTENTION!! lol Only playing, but hey bman, good to see ya, dude..

[Bman719]

Ok... so if you're back... pardon me asking... who were you? If it's Ghosttoker like i'm really hoping... it's good to see you to man. If it's someone else... it's still good to see you. But ok... level with me... are you ghost?

[yAwn]

Lol, it's good to see you too, dude! Wait, didn't I already say that!? :D

[Bman719]

Lol... Kickass... Well, welcome back man :D wait... I said that shit already... god damn i'm stoned man.... and now i have a new job so yea dude.. kicks ass man...

[maskedpantsman]

I guess, I was shocked that you died, but not shocked that you're alive.

same.

[lateralus]

Sooo everybody says "ohh, it's only the internet.. don't take it so seriously", then flames the hell out of someone for a harmless joke. Personally, I don't care one way or the other, but I'd yell at you if this were in real life. -Puts on sunglasses- :cool: Yeah.

[lardman]

LOL lateralus :D You know how to tell it. :rasta:

[tokosan]

ill do this one day and become a legend.

then come back and become a massiah

[lardman]

:thumbsup: you sure will tokosan :thumbsup: you sure will...
:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

[buddymyfriend]

WoW! :confused:

And you didn't even do it on the 1st of April! So what happened with the insurance jobbie? Mate don't get mixed up in fraud, it'll bite you in the ass!

Welcome back!

Peace

Buddy

[Melton420]

well im glad to see your still alive, though i saw no reason for you to tell us you were dead but anyway, good to have you back

[beachguy in thongs]

Let me get this straight Zero Revolt. You told people on here you died over a month ago. Then you use the same account to pose as your wife? Then you just show up again like nothing happened and no one remembers you?
Jesus I thought I was bad. Maybe you just need some real problems going on in your life like the rest of us?
:cursing:

What a fucknut :rolleyes:

Hey, I thought you banned yourself! :stoned:

[Trichome Creator]

Hey, I thought you banned yourself! :stoned:

Maybe you should read this then http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=42114

[Nullific]

Sooo everybody says "ohh, it's only the internet.. don't take it so seriously", then flames the hell out of someone for a harmless joke. Personally, I don't care one way or the other, but I'd yell at you if this were in real life.

Yeah man who really cares, everybody should have the right to fake their own death on the internet. Seriously it isn't like he gained or we all lost anything from this.

[NightProwler]

hey zero im glad your alive but i have no respect for you now.

[Tonysgirl4ever420]

Ok, there is something seriously wrong with this guy. If you are that desperate for money to fake death for insurance purposes, I suggest getting a job. What you did was wrong on every level. You're probably not even married. You're probably a kid that was grounded or something and couldnt get on the puter, so you had to go out with a bang and lie to us. Whatever.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Hey wait is YaWn Ghosttoker? If so welcome back man.

[Ganja Cat]

is this shit real? or am i really fuckrd right now?

[Reefer Rogue]

I forgive you my child.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Wait Trichome Creator is GhostToker? I'm so lost.

[Up In Smoke 420]

'Server Busy' message made me post twice.. sorry.

[Ganja Cat]

it could be, cus ghost always picks the wierdest names

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

at first everyone's like flaming him and shit.

Now everyone's all like "oh well, at least your still alive"

WTF?!

[dark0ne]

you know what, i never wish anyone death, but now i realy hope somthing happends to you, so your wife realy has to make a post and evry one will be like "ya right remember last time"

[mrdevious]

Welcome back.

no he's not.


and personally I don't even buy the insurance scam story.

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't think Ghost wanted to see my thong, though.

[Reefer Rogue]

Wait Trichome Creator is GhostToker? I'm so lost.

Is this true?

[Nullific]

Who even gives a fuck what his 'story' is?

If you have to fake your death on the internet and then come back and tell everyone it was for the sake of an insurance fraud to get your kicks then hey maybe you've got some problems.
But certainly not as many problems as the dude who asked us whether he should beat some guys ass with a can, or that person who told us he sold some kid oregano for $100...or even that other human specimen that divulged he bought a bag of pot for $10, sold it for $20 and thinks he's the shit. Then what of tokosan who can never seem to shut the fuck up about wanting to be a mod, though each time he brings it up his formerly slim chance gets even slimmer. Or how about Torog, who is always implicating that we kill off or banish some muslim or liberal heretic.

The bottom line is if you resent our zombie Zero Revolt here that much you could very easily put him on your ignore list (http://boards.cannabis.com/profile.php?do=editlist), which is the next best thing to him actually being dead. In fact it would be just like he was really dead, you'd never see another post of his again.

[Trichome Creator]

Wait Trichome Creator is GhostToker? I'm so lost.

I just read ghosttoker is yawn. I don't think I've met ghosttoker yet. Trichome Creator is me who is Trichome Creator.

[Trichome Creator]

Hey wait is YaWn Ghosttoker? If so welcome back man.

Who the hell is yawn?

[Bman719]

Say it with me: Ghosttoker's new s/n is Yawn.... lol

[Trichome Creator]

Why did'nt he stay ghost toker? Banned or something?

[lateralus]

no he's not. Time to review your Buddhist textbook, specifically #2 in The Eightfold Path, and the concept of Dvesha.

[sharpezor]

Thats lower than selling your kids to gangsters, well nearly.

yep, better sell them to white gangsters, they are much more friendly.

[yAwn]

Eep.

[robert42]

i hope u do die

[CocaCola]

Everyone is getting all bent out of shape, awww...

IT'S THE INTERNET, GUYS.

EDIT: Oh, lateralus already covered that... thanks bud!

[chris420]

weren't you dead? holy shit you're back from the dead ! :eek:

[hank]

That's kinda funny, whatever...

[4252]

That was the most thoughtless, selfish, and misguided stunt I've seen here so far, and there are plenty of assholes competing for the prize.

Caluculated to bring some much needed attention to yourself? Or are you just so callous and ignorant that you don't even realize what a stupid thing you've done? And then to come back and say "It's only an insurance scam, never mind" is the most pathetic excuse for yourself one could imagine.

You're credibility here is gone, anything you say in the future must be considered worthless. I for one won't forget it, count on that.

That you have the nerve to return at all is proof that you're not too bright. You should be removed from this forum permanently. I think the moderatorators here should seriously consider the nature of this childish prank and keep people like you out.

As for this being "just the internet", a liar is a liar, no matter what the medium.

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[motahead]

hey zero im glad your alive but i have no respect for you now.

Exactly.

WTF Dude? :mad:

[Zero Revolt]

So are you all still pissed at me or what?

[Bman719]

So are you all still pissed at me or what?
You're the most hated person on this site mutha fucka. I cut you nigga.

[beachguy in thongs]

So are you all still pissed at me or what?
I thought you died, again. I haven't seen ya' lately. It depends. If you're off to the north, then yes, I still piss at you.

[Zero Revolt]

You're the most hated person on this site mutha fucka. I cut you nigga.

Wow you must have some serious issues there.


I'm really quite speechless... I can't say I know what to say. The one thing that does stick out in my mind, was the fact that you were man enough to admit your mistakes and that you were wrong... not an easy task for anyone to do, even on the internet. I'm sure we've all said one thing or another that offended someone at one point in time... intentional or not... but it's the people that can actually admit that they were wrong that seem to gain at least a partial amount of the respect that they may have lost, back. With all your family issues, medical issues, and even mental issues... I wish I would be able to say "I know where you're coming from"... but I don't know if I could comprehend and actually deal with what happened to you, should it ever occur to myself. Hell, I consider it shitty that I lost my job (owner shut the store down without notice) and then getting rear-ended in a car accident, and being piss broke to top it all off. But my situation wasn't anything close to what you have gone through. When dealing with stress... we say a lot of shit we don't mean, myself included... but hell, no one's perfect. I can't say I really ever read posts as long as the one you wrote... but I did take the time to read every word you wrote in the post... for the sole fact... that it was serious, down to earth... and something I felt that needed to be read. I doubt many of us have gone through the ordeal that you have... let alone how fast and quickly all your problems had arose. I am happy to hear that no one was killed in the car accident, and I truly do hope that you recover back to 100% and hope that things start to go right in your life once more. I hope everything works out for you, and on top of that... hope you continue to post on the forums... because there aren't very many people that speak from the heart on the forums.... whatever the outcome... I wish you the very best.

So are you a compassionate killer?
:confused:

[hempy]

Didn't we established at one time that this was another known member of canna practicing a new screen name? Maybe i'm wrong and am too stoned to go search. The name GhostToker and TrichomeCreator comes to mind though.

[beachguy in thongs]

Nah, but I like your thinking process, hempy... :stoned:

[Zero Revolt]

Didn't we established at one time that this was another known member of canna practicing a new screen name? Maybe i'm wrong and am too stoned to go search. The name GhostToker and TrichomeCreator comes to mind though.

That would be Yawn is Ghost Toker you stupid cunt.


Say it with me: Ghosttoker's new s/n is Yawn.... lol


Eep.

[Bman719]

I cut you nigga.


Wow you must have some serious issues there.


That was a joke man... get over it.

[ADaisyChain]

Someone did something that will have no effect on me. Ever.

I HOPE HE FUCKING DIES.

Just a thought, but move on.

[Zero Revolt]

That was a joke man... get over it.

Yeah so was faking my death. Get over it.

[ADaisyChain]

KNOCK KNOCK!!!!

whos there?

ICE CREAMMM!!!!!!

ice cream who?

ICE CREAM SO THAT PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME!!!!!!

"Ma'am, your son has died."
"OH MY GOD!" -bursts into tears-
"hahah, im joking im joking"


Jokes can be very different. And different jokes fall in different categories.

[kuulbns]

LMAO ty Daisy for a much neede laugh. :p

[NoosaHeads]

Yeah so was faking my death. Get over it.


I dont mean to sound horrible....but..........

OMG...can we frame that quote..?.

[Zero Revolt]

LOL. That was pretty funny. Even though you all hate me I still love you. It was fun talking to you guys before I did the death shit.

[ADaisyChain]

I just don't understand what the point was still?

Surely faking your death on this site had ZERO effect on faking your death for insurance purposes.

[ADaisyChain]

???

[Zero Revolt]

I just don't understand what the point was still?

Surely faking your death on this site had ZERO effect on faking your death for insurance purposes.

It was a dumb ass prank daisy. Thats all.

[ADaisyChain]

I made you a new avatar in case you ever get bored of your current one. :thumbsup:

[Zero Revolt]

I made you a new avatar in case you ever get bored of your current one. :thumbsup:

Thanks!!!

[Zero Revolt]

You like it???

[ADaisyChain]

lol, if I were to judge you I'd say you weren't all bad. Just don't think about cause and effect unless its effecting you.

You seem nice though.

[Zero Revolt]

lol, if I were to judge you I'd say you weren't all bad. Just don't think about cause and effect unless its effecting you.

You seem nice though.

Wow. Will you be my girlfriend? ;)

[ADaisyChain]

Second time today I've been accused of being a female.

V_V

Ohhhh wwellllllll

[Zero Revolt]

Second time today I've been accused of being a female.

V_V

Ohhhh wwellllllll

I'm sorry. It must be the daisy.

[beachguy in thongs]

Second time today I've been accused of being a female.

V_V

Ohhhh wwellllllll
Believe me, I've had my doubts...

[ADaisyChain]

Cuz Im not a horndog hittin on internet chicks? :p

[yAwn]

I.. don't understand.... this thread........ anymore.......

Eep.

[ADaisyChain]

I.. don't understand.... this thread........ anymore.......

Eep.

I love you (its internet love, so don't worry about STDs or homosexuality or anything weird) and I'm really really sorry for being the biggest asshole I think I've ever been online. I can't even justify my actions so I won't try, I'll just apologize.

[yAwn]

When was this?

Oh yeah.. lol, dude, I replied to your email the other day.. I dunno if you got it or not, I don't even know how long it was since you sent me that email, cause I hadn't checked my ema.... fuck it, dude you've got mail.. lol. :)

[ADaisyChain]

ediiittt

[yAwn]

Look up. :)

[Reefer Rogue]

*looks up, bird shit lands in eye* :( *smokes weed and it's all good again* :stoned: :rasta: :D :smokin: :dance:

[ADaisyChain]

Thanks for the email. ^^ I never check my email either so I didn't see you replied. lol. All I usually get is spam so filtering through it for the good stuff isn't usually even worth the time. Just added you to my msn. Glad we're good. I'm going to bed though finally. 6am here. Gnight.

edit: lawlzorz @ RR

[yAwn]

Later dude. :)

Hey this asshole's prank thread thing turned out nice in the end, and they all lived happily ever after. :p

[ilikerabbits]

im real sorry guys. zero revolts dead, he was involved in a fatal car accident, didnt anyone tell you ?

[hempy]

im real sorry guys. zero revolts dead, he was involved in a fatal car accident, didnt anyone tell you ?

He came back alive on a mission! lol

[Trichome Creator]

He came back alive on a mission! lol

LOL..my god that was funny.

[Trichome Creator]

im real sorry guys. zero revolts dead, he was involved in a fatal car accident, didnt anyone tell you ?

He just dies and comes back to life when he wants.

[Zero Revolt]

im real sorry guys. zero revolts dead, he was involved in a fatal car accident, didnt anyone tell you ?

BOO!!!

[Trichome Creator]

BOO!!!

Alright that was fucked up zero. God.

[UnViaje]

it'll be funny when he really dies n everyone is all "okay so when else is this bastard gonna pop in?" & then he's just forgotten, yeaaaaah

[NextGen]

I tried telling yall. And all I got was was cold hearted shit for saying a dead guy aint dead.

DE DE DE fucking idiots =P

[Maui Wowie]

it'll be funny when he really dies n everyone is all "okay so when else is this bastard gonna pop in?" & then he's just forgotten, yeaaaaah
Fuckin A