Cannabis Worship

[beachguy in thongs]

If Cannabis Worship became a religion, it could be worshipped in different factions at the Biological, Spiritual, and Psychoactive levels, let alone miniscule others that branch off.

For instance,
Biological- Church of Melatonin
Canniboid Church of Christ
Free-Flowing Blood Church
Spiritual- The Church of The Green Spirits
Psychoactive- The Cannabis Church of Neurobiological Advancement

I kind of have to run, I just wanted to start an idea before I left.

[BlackLabelXmas]

Good idea. I wanna be part of the one that give me free weed everyday starting now. If that's all of them then I am part of them all.

[beachguy in thongs]

That could be called The Church of Free-Growth.

[Reefer Rogue]

Sign me up. There is free weed involved yes? :rasta:

[beachguy in thongs]

Wait, I'd expect a couple growers to start the Free Bud Church of Free-Growth!

[chix4bud]

i will be one of the music ministers i can sing and dance around in circles anyone gotta tambourine

[Reefer Rogue]

i will be one of the music ministers i can sing and dance around in circles anyone gotta tambourine

Who doesn't? Bongos aswell :smokin:

[dark0ne]

I'll play guitar, and some piano. i can also talk like a televangelist (sp)

I'll be a cannavangelist.

My children-a we must not fight-a. you must roll up your sleaves and roll up a dooby.

[chix4bud]

I'll be a cannavangelist.

My children-a we must not fight-a. you must roll up your sleaves and roll up a dooby.[/QUOTE] cool we need more of those , ill put on lots of mascara and cry :D

[dark0ne]

i'll need some people to go arround and eather ask for a weed contrabution. or go door to door trying to get potential people to smoke and join our cult...... ooops i mean church.

[chix4bud]

only if i can parade around in a leaf outfit like eve

[Whos Carl]

I'd hit that shit.

[beachguy in thongs]

Damn, these all sound like great ideas. Sooner or later, we'll be able to have CannaChurch Softball Leagues.


only if i can parade around in a leaf outfit like eve

Especially, this one. :stoned:

[STDzRus]

Huh?

[chix4bud]

don't ask

[beachguy in thongs]

Is there a question, somewhere?

[STDzRus]

Is there a question, somewhere?

Maybe.


Sign me up. There is free weed involved yes? :rasta:

[beachguy in thongs]

You're right. The question is "Huh?".

[chix4bud]

lmao :rasta: :D :dance:

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm gonna be holding open auditions for Dance-in-a-leaf Girl at my place, the week after Christmas. :stoned:

[chix4bud]

:thumbsup:

[beachguy in thongs]

The best part about it, is that you can cross-worship in the Cannabis Church. Worshipper's of the Church of Melatonin will gather information and inform others. They can also give praise at the Free Weed Church of Free-Growth. But, in their factions, they will educate. The Cannabinoid Church of Christ worshipper will understand the psychoactive effects of Cannabis, yet is part of the Church of Melatonin, which would be part of any other "physiological" church.

[heavymetal101]

I'm gonna be holding open auditions for Dance-in-a-leaf Girl at my place, the week after Christmas. :stoned:
lol Give me a time and a leaf and I'll dance for you ;)

[heavymetal101]

I'll be one of the growers man. I would love to grow weed. ;) :D :stoned:

[bonsaiguy]

Beachguy dude!! Think about what you are proposing man. If you turn it in to a religion it will only lead to the likes of Fallwell, Robertson and Cruise. Do you realize what kind of pandora's box that would open up? And then....in time...it would become.........ordinary.

[heavymetal101]

I would definenlty be one of the first people to ever beleive in this religion. I fuckin support it man. lol Yea thats a good idea, to start a new religion, because then the government couldnt do anything right?? It's protected in our Amendments, right?

[bonsaiguy]

Great....Shiite Stoners.

[king kong bong]

bonsaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii danielson!!!!!

[bonsaiguy]

no no...that's Banzaiiiiii Kongson....which is what you yell when crashing your plane into the deck of the aircraft carrier...bonsai is an art wherein we abuse and mutilate trees and is pronounced bone-sai. It's literal translation is tree (bon) in a pot (sai).

[king kong bong]

yea i know. mr miyagi was referring to bonsai when he screamed bonsaiiiiiiiiiiii and thats what i was referring to.

[bonsaiguy]

you're probably right.
I always thought he was yelling banzaiii because he was shitfaced and wearing his old army uniform. And Ralph Macchio still looks like he's 14.

[king kong bong]

you're probably right.
I always thought he was yelling banzaiii because he was shitfaced and wearing his old army uniform. And Ralph Macchio still looks like he's 14.

ahahah. hey atleast he ages well.

[bonsaiguy]

I know...it's uncanny isn't it.

[king kong bong]

just like johnny depp.

[bonsaiguy]

Yeah although he looks close to his age which is close to 40 I think. But I am a fan of Depp...he seems to choose his movies very carefully and they are all somewhat twisted and odd.

[king kong bong]

i hear he uses heroin and he does live in france....

[NoosaHeads]

Thats what I want ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^...

for weed to be more socially accepted than tobaco...

[bonsaiguy]

I think the France part is correct. Read he was thinking of moving because of the riots and taxes.

[beachguy in thongs]

lol Give me a time and a leaf and I'll dance for you ;)
Well, the time was posted, and I got a leaf. :stoned:

[beachguy in thongs]

Beachguy dude!! Think about what you are proposing man. If you turn it in to a religion it will only lead to the likes of Fallwell, Robertson and Cruise. Do you realize what kind of pandora's box that would open up? And then....in time...it would become.........ordinary.
They worship, we would inform. Our knowledge is just becoming known to mankind, they're knowledge is supposedly from the beginning of time.

[flamingskullballs]

i think its a very great idea...i have also pondered it many times...but the problem is, it would not be socially accepted, at least for many years...so we would have to fight for it...

we should hold a world rally, have all of the stoners gather in one place...show them that we wont be pushed around any more....

[beachguy in thongs]

We will be accepted. We can befriend them and show them our knowledge before they know that we stand for Pot. Any person who is willing to accept any knowledge from anyone would, actually, find an interest in what we have to say. I'm sure we'd be able to relate with everyone in one way or another and see their lives, in turn, they see ours. A common ground is all that's needed. I'm sure Methodists marry Catholics.

edit: I may it sound like we're a bunch of aliens, or something.

[king kong bong]

yea, what he said.

[beachguy in thongs]

My Brother accepts me. My Brother doesn't accept my lifestyle. My Brother won't accept any e-mails from me if I'm gonna talk about Pot. He doesn't want me to even bring it up around him, much less his kids.

But, my Brother has smoked Pot.

[king kong bong]

uncle tom.

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't know how you'd relate my brother to Uncle Tom.

Tom is my father's name. And my middle name, and I'm my brother's kids' uncle.

[king kong bong]

isnt an uncle tom someone that did something in the past but now preaches about how bad it is?

[king kong bong]

sort of a hypocrite

[beachguy in thongs]

He doesn't preach on how bad it is. He just wants nothing to do with it. But he's ignorant of the fact that it's good for you. He's the oldest of three children, 39, his generation's popular views are different from my sister's, who's 37. It was weird how the 80's changed Pot from the "dirtbag" stigma to a more popular trend, accepted by cheerleaders and dancers, something that my sister was. My Sister graduated in 1986, and my Brother in 1984.

Oh, and Uncle Tom was a slave. I don't know the story.