Best Quote ever!

[cherrytoker]

Everyone knows those quotes that appear next to your senior picture in the yearbook, well I need to get one soon. I can not think of one that would just be so awesome to have...any suggestions?

[MudFu]

It really has to be something you or your friends said in a fucked up time or that was really funny. Mine is going to be "J:Am I fat? K:Yes...yes you are." Lol

[Little Miss Blinky]

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is
probably the reason so few engage in it.



Bye

MissBlinkyxx :dance:

[Ganj]

"the world revolves around a single person (you). the minute you let it round someone else is the minute you've died."

[Ganj]

^ that's as deep as a puddle.

[flamingskullballs]

"puking isnt so bad when your on robotussin"

[FunkyMonkey]

Lies do not exist unless you do not cross them

Niel Young

[Trichome Creator]

If the average man's penis is six inches long and the average vagina is eight inches deep than that means there is over two miles of unused vagina in New York City Alone.


???

[Funkamander]

"I hate tiny cars and I hate big women. But somehow I always seem to find myself in 'em."

Er, I'm guessing by your 'tar you're a lady. Oh well, do it anyway.

Or, "I hate a lot whites and I hate a lot of blacks. I hate pooping in public places but we all hate that."

No, that's dumb. Plus, I stole both of those from songs. It's time to get mystical on yo' ass. mmmmm.... yo' ass




Ummmmm... Okay. Fine. I can't get mystical. How 'bout "Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free" or "Mess with the best, die like the rest"

No, don't use those. They suck too. This is harder than I thought. But we're in this together! You better not buckle and use some shit like "On the road of life, make sure to stop and smell the roses" That's strait up canned bullshit.

Okay, I just Googled it to get the right spelling, and it's fucking PERFECT.

Are you ready?

"Hakuna Matata."

Perfect. :thumbsup:

[FunkyMonkey]

Somebody Someone did a thread of quotes a couple months ago.
You may find one you like in there.
Here it is: http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=28504&highlight=favorite+quotes

[Nikita123]

Everyone knows those quotes that appear next to your senior picture in the yearbook, well I need to get one soon. I can not think of one that would just be so awesome to have...any suggestions?


"Two in the pink, one in the stink! :thumbsup:

[Ganj]

"I hate tiny cars and I hate big women. But somehow I always seem to find myself in 'em."

Er, I'm guessing by your 'tar you're a lady. Oh well, do it anyway.

Or, "I hate a lot whites and I hate a lot of blacks. I hate pooping in public places but we all hate that."

No, that's dumb. Plus, I stole both of those from songs. It's time to get mystical on yo' ass. mmmmm.... yo' ass




Ummmmm... Okay. Fine. I can't get mystical. How 'bout "Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free" or "Mess with the best, die like the rest"

No, don't use those. They suck too. This is harder than I thought. But we're in this together! You better not buckle and use some shit like "On the road of life, make sure to stop and smell the roses" That's strait up canned bullshit.

Okay, I just Googled it to get the right spelling, and it's fucking PERFECT.

Are you ready?

"Hakuna Matata."

Perfect. :thumbsup:
that was the most fun i've had reading anything!

[Smokin EnDo]

"If Jesus was a midget, We'd nail him to a stump!" i was told that was too inapropriate, considering i go to a catholic HS, but hey try it out lol.

[flamingskullballs]

"OMG GLOFISH!!!"

[flamingskullballs]

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

[flamingskullballs]

i have a few on my sig...

search google for william blake, hes got some good shit...

or else you can always use "im a smoker, im a joker, im a midnight toker, i get my lovin on the run

[deathbyvalley]

i used an ELO song..."Sun is shining in the sky there ain't a cloud in sight it's stopped raining, everybody's in a aplay and don't you know it's a beautiful new day"

other ones i was gonna use were "throw your homework onto the fire; go out and find the one that you love" from the smiths (Shiela take a bow) and "sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" by the grateful dead (scarlett begonias) i really wish i used the grateful dead one though

[beachguy in thongs]

"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey

-If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.

-If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.

-We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients, but we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

-As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable, until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a HUMAN HEAD.

-If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.

[UpInSmoke]

Please kids be nice to aminals. Don't feed the fish pop rocks. That's a no no...they give fishies bad gas if it doesnt kill them.

[Reefer Rogue]

Let us burn one
from end to end
and pass it over
to me my friend
burn it long, we'll burn it slow
to light me up before I go. :rasta:

[LonerStoner]

You could use the senior quote I used:

"There are three types of people in this world, those that can count and those that can't."

'Course I hated my teeny tiny high school and just about everyone in it

[Blowboy]

I was once said to a girl that just kept on talking
"If you shut up, you get 10 points"
in that situation it was pretty hilarious, I don't know if it would be in a yearbook

[Omni05]

"Don't kick a tiger in the ass unless you have a plan for dealing with his teeth"

"Bother" said Poo, as he chambered another round (dunno why i like this one so much)

man its amazing how one can read 1,000,000 hilarious quotes from sigs a day but at 7:00 AM can't remember a god damn one. :(

[Omni05]

rememberd ones!

"When i was young i was told anybody can become president, i'm starting to believe it"

[RIP ODB]

"I don't walk, I get carried." - Ol' Dirty Bastard

[dark0ne]

heres one from my senior year book.
(insert name here), you know how to live you life the way you want to. never give that up. stay living large.

man i miss these people....... ::tear::

[beachguy in thongs]

"Once you're dead, you're made for life," or something along those lines.
-J. A. Hendrix

[king kong bong]

city morgue, you kill em, we chill em.

[cherrytoker]

Just wanted to so thanks so much for the help guys! I think i might try to put this one: "Friends are the people who will bail you out of jail. BEst friends, are the ones sitting next to you saying "that was fucking awesome!"...Thought it fit my situation the best hence me getting busted last night:(...but seriously.....that was fucking awesome!

[MudFu]

city morgue, you kill em, we chill em.

Hah I got one just like that. City morgue, you stab'em we slab'em

[Az.]

HEAVY METAL RULES!!

[passit420]

" I dont do drugs; i am drugs "
-Salvador Dali
or

"Your Government is lying"
-NORML campaign slogan used by senior who graduated last year for his quote.