Question about pot staying in my system

[Web Smoker]

Ok i know all about that thc is stored in the fat cellss balh blah blah
I smoked last Nov 13 and before that i smoked every day i passed a drug test on the 21 . I havent smoked since the 13 Do u think if i smoked tomm Friday the second i would pass a drug test on monday(the reason i have to take drug tests is my mom brought my bowl to the police station and had posession charges aginst me and i got put on difered deposition(for anyone who dosent know thats pre probation where u get drug tested ramdomly) and i smoked while on that and now i have court tomm and monday i have a drug test

Sooo Do u guys think ill pass on monday
Ps: i might be able to take it on thurs

[Starchild]

I would say not to smoke..Sorry about that..Unless you get a pee cleaner and take it before the test

[jailer3000]

yea man dont take the chance

[Schizferatu]

whatever happens, you must explain to your Mom, regardless of the wrath she may impose upon you: "Mom you are an idiot. You have now embarrassed yourself as well as made my life hell. Thanks for introducing the local police force to our family." If you are under 18 your Mom could seriously be fucking herself also. I know of parents doing this sort of thing before and it is retarded. This is not "tough love". This is your kid smoking pot, something most of them outgrow. So let's alert local law enforcement and give our kids a police record.

I feel for you man, and for the love of Pete - DON'T SMOKE ANYMORE FOR AWHILE - until this blows over. DO NOT get a "pee cleaner" either. You're gonna have to get James Bond on their ass and take ZERO chances - smoke NOTHING.

[Chondo]

i was busted with some teammates for smoking and drinking in a hotel room (we were gonna play in the SBC center in San antonio). stupid coach called security but they weren't there so we got off easy... well everyone else did cuz their parents are more understanding than mine. and because i've been caught with weed before. my parents are threatening to drug test me but they think it stays in ur system for like 2 months. i ahve a high metabolism so how long do u think it'll take to piss it outta my system?

[Schizferatu]

Hopefully about 2 weeks, run yer ass off in the meantime and when the test draws near, eat like a piglet so the fat burning slows to a crawl.

And see my post about Sonnnes #7 below.

[jahjahjahjah]

Itll stay for a while.

[bonsaiguy]

I would say not to smoke..Sorry about that..Unless you get a pee cleaner and take it before the test

I agree with Star 100%. Stay clean for a while. It's really not all that bad or diffucult and you'll just have to trust me when I say...you'll live.

The only reason I would drug test my kids is if I thought they were really in to something bad like meth or coke or heroine etc. One is a toker and the other has a few beers. However, they are both upright kids and the toker is getting straight a's and the other has moved out and is a hard working kid doing fine on his own. Because of the way we have dealt with such things, they have always been honest with us about their "hobbies" and we have had many open discussions related to sex drugs and r&r with them. They seem to have their priorities straight.

[bonsaiguy]

And one more thing....most of those pee cleaners are bogus crap that don't do shit. Staying clean is the only surefire way to pass a pee test.

[olboy]

ive been clean for 1month 1 week.drank cranberry juice,water ,viniger and im very active on the daily basis im 6 feet tall 235 lbs.I did a home test last nite im still positive for t h c. i need help i have to urine test for a job next week.yhe last one i failed. help olboy out some body!

[olboy]

oh yeah i have a pee cleaner triple strenth vales,but i hear it doesn't work.

[Schizferatu]

I don't believe those home tests are wortha shit. Someone on an earlier post said they failed one after TWO months clean. Two weeks should be plenty - if you are a chronic then 3-4 maybe.

Click here. (http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=42363)

[olboy]

the last time i toked was oct 31,05. since then i drank plenty of water, juices & still continue to do so.I home tested my self yesterday it came back positive for t h c.tell olboy what can i do!

[poiuyt]

Your mom ratted you. I wouldn't forgive her.

[olboy]

Schizferatu help olboy what it do do quick tabs work or triple strenth vales my eyes wide open let the schooling begin.

[Schizferatu]

See my thread HERE (http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=41984) on Sonnes #7. It always works for me. If you can't find any Sonnes or don't have the time or ability to order any online, just STAY CLEAN. Drink a lot of tea or water the night before and no more than a few glasses the morning of. Urinate as many times as you can before you get there and for safe measure, let the first bit go into the drain and not the cup.

I really think you will be fine. Your home test was probably set off by a false positive. Don't take any over the counter meds (like advil especially) except aspirin (aspirin has actually show to mess with some tests in the case of marijuana).

[wholenothalevel]

The home tests dont work properly. I took one a week before I had my test i took a home one and I passed. Keep in mind I've only smoked a few times in my entire life. After that I didnt smoke again and nearly 20 days had passed since the last time i smoked and even then i hit the blunt 3 times. I took a home test the morning before I had my official test.. after I had drank about a gallon of green tea and a gallon of water and had taken about 4 asprin. I failed. I took another test that same morning about 2 hours later after even more water and more asprin and I failed. Went and took my official test, not pissing any more times.. all nervous and everything and passed.