Do you know anyone whose Mother was abducted by aliens and then inseminated?

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm watching Sci-Fi at 8 A.M. Do you know any hybrids?

[lateralus]

Do you know anyone whose Mother was abducted by aliens and then inseminated?Easy. Jesus. Mary was a virgin afterall.

[beachguy in thongs]

One guy was born in the fifties, after his mother had a historectomy. He talked of a lot of things, including his father, who was from a star-system called Palades, or something similar. In Vietnam, when he was sent with 11 others to assassinate the N. Vietnam leader, something happened and they all died. He then remembers laying on an operating table, supposedly the aliens had picked him up (his half-family). Ten days after the ordeal, he was found in a rice paddy by U.S. soldiers. They said he has an extra vertebrae and an extra rib.

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, the show ended. My obsession with aliens is now over.

Come to think of it...

[buddymyfriend]

LOL. All this kinda stuff amazes me, aliens life after death etc. It's these things that keep man kind going and keeps life interesting. We've solved so many of lifes mysterys, cured diseases etc but we cant' say for sure what happens after death and if there is extra terrestrial life out there.
Having said that If someone came up to me and said ' I can give you all these answers'. I'd say no ta! It's these things that makes life interesting and continues to amaze me!

Peace

Buddy

[chix4bud]

some of "us" are here

[erceg]

have you ever seen aliens,well just wait for that chapter in my book in the desert in mojave calif back in late 80,s

[beachguy in thongs]

I've seen a UFO, during the NCAA Basketball tournament, about 15 years ago. It was going in a southerly direction when I noticed it out the window. It seemed very high, or far away, almost like a star, and then it abruptly turned in an east-northeasterly direction and that's when I went outside to take a closer look.

The night sky was very clear. This object seemed to circle the sky, as it kept it's direction, but had circled around me, seeming like it traveled millions of miles. That's when my friend told me to run inside and get the binoculars. When I came out, it was gone. He said it was almost like an explosion and it took off. I swear it should have been there when I got back out of the house, fifteen seconds later.

[chix4bud]

i saw one too, it filled the whole sky and lit up my room, it was dayglo green , a huge saucer shape ,the size of a football field, i called someone in the room to see it and it was gone ina split second

[jahjahjahjah]

Interesting thread.

[robert42]

wow man more info of aliens please beachguy

also what do u think happened to the mayans??

[vipper of vip]

I saw one in about 1990 - I was walking along a track in Wiltshire, England, near Stonehenge, and saw an orange triangle hovering above the skyline on the other side of the valley. Watched it for about 10 minutes then walked on and it had dissapeared next time I looked. I know someone else who saw the same thing so it wasn't me making it up. I also know the area really well (I grew up there) and there is nothing in the area that could explain it.

[beachguy in thongs]

Belief in extraterrestrial life may have been present in ancient Egypt, Babylon, and Sumer, although in these societies, cosmology was fundamentally supernatural and the notion of aliens is difficult to distinguish from that of gods, demons, and such. The first important Western thinkers to argue systematically for a universe full of other planets and, vicariously, possible extraterrestrial life were the ancient Greek writers Thales and his student Anaximander in the 7th and 6th centuries B.C.E. The atomists of Greece took up the idea, arguing that an infinite universe ought to have an infinity of populated worlds. Ancient Greek cosmology worked against the idea of extraterrestrial life in one critical respect, however: the geocentric universe, championed by Aristotle and codified by Ptolemy, privileged the Earth and Earth-life (Aristotle denied there could be a plurality of worlds) and seemingly rendered extraterrestrial life impossible.

When Christianity spread through the West the Ptolemaic system became dogma and although the Church never issued any formal pronouncement on the question of alien life [2], at least tacitly the idea was heretical. In 1277 the Bishop of Paris, Etienne Tempier did overturn Aristotle on one point: God could have created more than one world (given His omnipotence) yet we know by revelation he only made one. To take a further step and argue that aliens actually existed remained dangerous. The best known early-modern proponent of extra-solar planets and widespread life off Earth was Giordano Bruno, who was burned at the stake for this and other unorthodox ideas in 1600.

The Church, however, could not contain the storm that accompanied the invention of the telescope and the Copernican assault on geocentric cosmology. Once it became clear that the Earth was merely one planet amongst countless bodies in the universe the extraterrestrial idea moved towards the scientific mainstream. In the early 17th century the Czech astronomer Anton Maria Schyrleus of Rheita mused that "if Jupiter hasâ?¦inhabitantsâ?¦they must be larger and more beautiful than the inhabitants of the Earth, in proportion to the [size] of the two spheres;" he did not dare to confirm the existence of Jovian beings due to potential theological difficulties. Later, this bold step would be taken. William Herschel, the discoverer of Uranus, was one of many 18th-19th century astronomers convinced that our Solar System, and perhaps others, would be well populated by alien life. Other luminaries of the period who championed "cosmic pluralism" included Immanuel Kant and Benjamin Franklin. At the height of the Enlightenment even the Sun and Moon were considered candidates for hosting aliens. The Christian attitude towards extraterrestrials turned from denial to ambivalence. Theological criticisms had been partially stalemated by a critical counter-argument that had remained in the background since the pronouncements of 1277: God's omnipotence not only allowed for other worlds and other life, on some level it necessitated them.

[yAwn]

Rofle at this thread. :)

[robert42]

Dam alliens they raped me u know

BLAME THEM

BLAME THEM

[yAwn]

Rofle at Rob's small e-pen0r. Love ya, man. :p

[beachguy in thongs]

The best known early-modern proponent of extra-solar planets and widespread life off Earth was Giordano Bruno, who was burned at the stake for this and other unorthodox ideas in 1600.

[robert42]

italiano

mafiaso

[Euphoric]

laterlus your avatar gave me nightmares :(

[mrdevious]

I'm pretty sure michael jackson was an alien baby, it just wasn't till the 90's that he started to mature into his true form.

[king kong bong]

i saw an anti gravity craft right outside my apartment when i was bout 10. isnt it funny how you're the only one around when you see some shit like that.

[lateralus]

laterlus your avatar gave me nightmares :(Thank you. :)

Are those brainwaves in your sig?

Edit: I once saw a program that was supposed to be able to induce various states of consciousness using those.

[bonsaiguy]

i saw an anti gravity craft right outside my apartment when i was bout 10. isnt it funny how you're the only one around when you see some shit like that.

That's the problem. 95% of UFO (bigfoot, greys, chupacabra, your company name here) sightings fall in to that category. The vast majority of them are our modern day legends and part of our modern day mythology. That being said, I am a firm believer that myth and legend almost always have some basis in fact. And most cultures through time have some kind of space invader myth along with myths to cover all sorts of naturally occuring things like thunder (Thor) and lightning (Zeus) which both have their basis in truth. Thunder and lightning happen. But we now know that it is not the work of big hairy thundering beings but rather the forces of nature. (ie. atmospheric conditions that are conducive to forming thunderstorms)

Do I believe there are sentient intelligent being out there in the galaxy?
Absolutely. The Galaxy is really really big.
Do I believe they have been here?
Not bloody likely. The Galaxy is really really big.
Do I believe we are somehow the product of some kind if intergalactic seeding program?
Not bloody likely.

Then again, what do I know?

[beachguy in thongs]

Last night, I saw an interview with the man who wore the big foot costume in all those old "genuine" photos.

[bonsaiguy]

Yeah!! Ain't that a kick?? Maybe the Lake Champlain monster is next.

[beachguy in thongs]

They showed the Loch Ness monster, I don't know if you've seen that one yet. I can't remember exactly now, but it was something small with a reptile-like head attached to it, and they showed a ripple, in the water, that proved it was a hoax.

[bonsaiguy]

Don't think I've seen that one. Hell I think Jacques Cousteau even looked for the damned thing once. Oh and Leonard Nimoy.

[beachguy in thongs]

Here's a picture of Bigfoot, this is the one I saw that was fake. I've, also, included a jackalope and a skyvader.

[bonsaiguy]

I remember the Jackalope from my childhood. Grew up in Illinois but my folks loved Montana and would vacation there whenever they could. Every souvenir shop east of Iowa has a few heads mounted for the tourists. Some even have the entire animal mounted on a slab of cedar with a 1/4" coat of high gloss polyurethane, a couple of weeds, a rock and some sand.

[beachguy in thongs]

My picture of the Loch Ness Monster (?), taken on one of the boats that tour from Fort Augustus. This picture has not been retouched electronically, or otherwise, it looks the same on the original negative. Its not The Loch Ness Monster, but if you think you know what it is send me an e-mail.

The most common answer is a swimming Elephant! We have no wild ones in Scotland. More elaborate answers include "It looks to me like a fat guy, Floating on his back with his right arm in the air!"

(taken from http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/lesj/ness.htm)

[beachguy in thongs]

In April 1934 the quintessential photo of "Nessie," the fabled Loch Ness Monster, was allegedly snapped by a London gynecologist named Robert Wilson. Known as the "surgeon's photograph," it is the most often seen depiction of the creature, showing it with a long neck and small head, somewhat resembling a plesiosaur, silhouetted against the sunlit water. A second photo by Wilson was of relatively poor quality.

Over the years, Wilson seemed to tire of the controversy he had stirred up, telling one journalist that he made no claim as to having photographed a sea monster and that, moreover, he did not believe in the Ness creature. Subsequently, Wilson's youngest son "bluntly admitted that his father's pictures were fraudulent" (Binns 1984).

Then, in 1994 two Loch Ness researchers made news when they provided information that the photos were indeed a hoax, that they depicted a model made from a toy submarine to which had been affixed a neck and head fashioned of plastic wood (Nickell 1995). The researchers' source was the late Christian Spurling who, two years prior to his death in late 1993, told how the prank had been conceived by his stepfather, Marmaduke Wetherell, with Dr. Wilson agreeing to take the photos (Genoni 1994).

[bonsaiguy]

Resembles a ceremonial replica of a viking boat...sinking. Listing, if you will.

[king kong bong]

the only thing i cant stand is how they dismiss everything so fast. i saw an anti gravity craft and they supposedly dont exist, so what does that tell you: dont believe what the govt tells you!!! we recieve all our info 2nd hand, even 3rd and 4th hand, who knows how people it goes through before you hear it. they could be takin trips to all these planets and we would never know. they could have a base on the moon or mars, who knows.

[heavymetal101]

Chris your so smart. You have so many threads about so much shit, man you know more about shit thanI ever would just becuase I cant sit in one place long enough to read it all lol. tahst cool as shit that you would even want to know so much! People around here arent so ambitious. we're all just lazy stoner, we sit around smoke, some of my friends will play guitar, or drums or we just listen to music. Ohh and foosball is a big thing we do. lol we broke 3 of the little guys off. we cant play anymore

[king kong bong]

how can you write off the lochness monster as being a hoax. lake lochness is very deep and has tunnels that connect to the ocean and the water is very dark, of course you arent finding shit down there.

[heavymetal101]

Did you know that we know more about space than our own planet?? Our planet is of course covered on 3/4 of its surface with water. and these scientist and shit cant even go to the bottom of the ocean but they can see and have things go light years away from here. thats bullshit man.

[alaskagirl]

I was abducted by a psyco hippy jesus freak 30 years ago and had 2 alien children. They are living and walking among society.........and living positive lives.............

I also saw a saswatch (Wrong spelling) (no shit) when I was living in a commune in Mendicino, Ca about 36 years ago....Scared the fuck out of me!......It was a trip!!! ..hahahahahaha!

p.s. I'm normal really!!........................REALLY!!!

peace,
alaskagirl :rasta:

[king kong bong]

well, yes there are hoaxes but these things really exist cuz where did the idea come from. when i asked bigfoot what he thought about hoaxers he replied...
"i cant stand hoaxers, they give us a bad name."
then i asked him who his favorite actor is
bigfoot: "thats easy, chewbacca."

[bonsaiguy]

It truly amazes me that we have satelites that can find a pimple on a gnats ass from 150 miles in space but we can't seem to get a clear photograph of Nessie or Bigfoot or the mother ship? I'm not saying that those things do or don't exist, but rather that no one seems to be able to muster up enough plausible concrete evidence to prove or disprove them. I am aware of the underground rivers that connect many land locked lakes to the oceans. It is certainly not implausible that Nessie is a plesiosaur or even an as yet undiscovered specie of whale.
We don't know shit about the ocean depths because we haven't figured out how to explore them yet. Too many engineering obstacles that we have yet to overcome. No telling what ancient mysteries we have waiting for us to find and unravel.

[beachguy in thongs]

we're all just lazy stoner, we sit around smoke, some of my friends will play guitar, or drums or we just listen to music. Ohh and foosball is a big thing we do. lol we broke 3 of the little guys off. we cant play anymore
I'll jam with your friends, I have an Ibanez. I love pool, darts, foosball, any bar game, or board game. I love Risk, I haven't played that in forever.


how can you write off the lochness monster as being a hoax. lake lochness is very deep and has tunnels that connect to the ocean and the water is very dark, of course you arent finding shit down there.

There could be a "Loch Ness Monster", but when it was discovered that there was a monster in Loch Ness, that was a hoax.

[king kong bong]

It truly amazes me that we have satelites that can find a pimple on a gnats ass from 150 miles in space but we can't seem to get a clear photograph of Nessie or Bigfoot or the mother ship? I'm not saying that those things do or don't exist, but rather that no one seems to be able to muster up enough plausible concrete evidence to prove or disprove them. I am aware of the underground rivers that connect many land locked lakes to the oceans. It is certainly not implausible that Nessie is a plesiosaur or even an as yet undiscovered specie of whale.
We don't know shit about the ocean depths because we haven't figured out how to explore them yet. Too many engineering obstacles that we have yet to overcome. No telling what ancient mysteries we have waiting for us to find and unravel.

there are many species that are still undiscovered. take the amazon rainforest for example, theres tons of species undiscovered over there and especially in south america. as for the satellite thing, look who controls em. do you think they would tell us anything.

[bonsaiguy]

there are many species that are still undiscovered. take the amazon rainforest for example, theres tons of species undiscovered over there and especially in south america. as for the satellite thing, look who controls em. do you think they would tell us anything.


Good point about not being told. I'm not saying the govt has found anything or that area51, for example is just a hoax, because even if the feds have contacted or captured aliens...they wouldn't tell.
I guess the best evidence of that is the fact that for all of our bluster in the middle east and with all of our technology and money, we can't find an old man dragging a dialysis machine around in the desert.

[flamingskullballs]

we are here beachguy...we exist...well show you the way to the cosmos...

[mooseee]

i am half alien and half carnie..

i am green have small hands and smell like cabbage!!!!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

i am half alien and half carnie..

i am green have small hands and smell like cabbage!!!!!!

Imagine this:

My real-life view of a carnie- The only time I remember speaking to a gentleman working the rides at the County Fair, and the only line I every remember a carnie saying, was spoken in a Southern accent, "Whatever floats your boat."

[war on drugs sucks]

other than your mom, I dont know any

[CocaCola]

Thank you. :)

Are those brainwaves in your sig?

Edit: I once saw a program that was supposed to be able to induce various states of consciousness using those.
Dude, there is a website that lets you play that stuff... and I have CDs like that as well. It plays static basically, but really what it does is effect your brainwaves and it's good for meditation.

[beachguy in thongs]

other than your mom, I dont know any

You don't even know your own Mother???

By the way, who are you?

[yAwn]

other than your mom, I dont know any

Lol, I was wondering when someone was going to say that.