Ya' gotta be kidding me: This is dangerous.

[beachguy in thongs]

An Oreck sucks in at Category 2 hurricane strength, you know, the vaccuum cleaner.

Post the last thing that amazed you.

[Nochowderforyou]

The last thing that amazing me..."the new Xbox doesn't work for more than 30min"...amazing! Limited number of these, high prices, and what, they didn't even test their own products? Ya, that's microsoft for ya.

[passit420]

"but wait, call now and we will throw in not 2 but three e-z grinders." wow, they are practically giving them away.

[chakruh]

the very last thing that amazed me was the most recent episode of prison break

lincolns brother michael somehow gets a pill to lincoln while hes in solitary!! this aint no ordinary pill... no, this aint no ordinary pill...

[beachguy in thongs]

The last thing that amazing me..."the new Xbox doesn't work for more than 30min"...amazing! Limited number of these, high prices, and what, they didn't even test their own products? Ya, that's microsoft for ya.

Yeah, that was interesting until I saw the Oreck commercial.

[Nochowderforyou]

Wait wait, I saw a good one awhle ago from a banner here. Fuck, I can't remeber the company, but it said, "For purchases over $4200, FREE shipping!" No way, I can't lose!

[FunkyMonkey]

The fact that you are able to be roommates with your ex after 5 years together.
Im so amazed Im posting it twice!

[flamingskullballs]

yeah...that orec shit...i could clean my room in 2 minutes with that, trash n all

[dustoned]

imagine your hair... or pubic hair... getting into one of those orecks.

i got paid 70 bucks today to show my sister in law how to put pictures and video into powerpoint. yesterday i got paid 100 just to put in a CD-RW and a new sound card. oh, and a $20 certificate to best buy for the holidays as a throw-in.

[bonsaiguy]

The last thing that amazing me..."the new Xbox doesn't work for more than 30min"...amazing! Limited number of these, high prices, and what, they didn't even test their own products? Ya, that's microsoft for ya.

Microsoft set the standard for using their entire customer base as a giant beta test site.

[bonsaiguy]

BTW...anyone see that video from home shopping network with the dork
selling cheap katana swords....he smacks it on the table to show how tought it is and it breaks in half, bounces back at him and puts him on the floor...hilarious.
not that some fool bleeding is funny but...ok it was funny.

[sir chronic]

the very last thing that amazed me was the most recent episode of prison break

lincolns brother michael somehow gets a pill to lincoln while hes in solitary!! this aint no ordinary pill... no, this aint no ordinary pill...

what was the pill? i missed the last episode due to tiredness

[Nochowderforyou]

Microsoft set the standard for using their entire customer base as a giant beta test site.

Bingo. It's like you sucked the thoughts out of my brain.

Fools, silly fools!

[mexicanpress]

My friend breaking both hands while fighting amazed me...

[FunkyMonkey]

BTW...anyone see that video from home shopping network with the dork
selling cheap katana swords....he smacks it on the table to show how tought it is and it breaks in half, bounces back at him and puts him on the floor...hilarious.
not that some fool bleeding is funny but...ok it was funny.


Yeah,haha...."Oooh that got me ...that got me good."
You know there is a warehouse of those things somewhere that will never be sold.

[yAwn]

The last thing that amazed me? Welsh people. Unbelievable...

[bonsaiguy]

Yeah,haha...."Oooh that got me ...that got me good."
You know there is a warehouse of those things somewhere that will never be sold.

I wish that were true Monkey but unfortunately, there's one born every minute.
And no, I did not buy one for myself.
Still...it was hilarious.

[flamingskullballs]

i dont know if id want to put my dick in that vaccuum...

[Its a Plant]

the last thing that amazed me was when I took the first hit of my new bong. It was sooo nice and smooth.

[Satovan]

There was this car chase in Cali that I was watching today on TV. When I turned it on the dude was just driving, and then he stopped for a little while. I just thought that was the end, but then he started driving away again and I was laughing my ass off. Then he stops his car again, the police block him in, so he gets out and trys to steal another car. He fails, and then runs back to his car, shots are fired, and from what I can see on the TV the police seemed to have him. But sure enough he starts driving away again. With two flat tires, at 50 mph. Just when I thought I coulden't laugh any harder, he stops again, and then starts driving away. Then finally he stoped and the police decided to do something about it. It made me laugh so fucking hard and just blew my mind.

[beachguy in thongs]

There was this car chase in Cali that I was watching today on TV. When I turned it on the dude was just driving, and then he stopped for a little while. I just thought that was the end, but then he started driving away again and I was laughing my ass off. Then he stops his car again, the police block him in, so he gets out and trys to steal another car. He fails, and then runs back to his car, shots are fired, and from what I can see on the TV the police seemed to have him. But sure enough he starts driving away again. With two flat tires, at 50 mph. Just when I thought I coulden't laugh any harder, he stops again, and then starts driving away. Then finally he stoped and the police decided to do something about it. It made me laugh so fucking hard and just blew my mind.

That's exactly the reason why everyone does it.

[BobBong]

HAHAHA an Oreck... I used to sell vacuums.. even got to Meet "Dan Oreck" once. we had a lifesize cardboard cutout of him in our front window.
Eureka's are still better... Oreck's are made for little old ladies that can hardly lift their purse let alone a vacuum.

back to the topic though... Did you know that when i female ferret goes into heat in the wild.. it can actually die if it doesn't find a mate?

[yAwn]

BobBong is sex.

[BobBong]

BobBong is sex.
whatever floats your boat champ..

[beachguy in thongs]

whatever floats your boat champ..

I remember being little and going to the county fair.

I was in my single-digit age range. When I asked a "carnie" a question, he was sitting down in his folding lawn chair, with tickets or something in his hands, had his baseball cap on, straight shoulder-length hair, and said, "Whatever floats your boat." Every time I think of that phrase I laugh, but no one ever says it. Thanks BobB.