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homemade
11-29-2005, 11:48 PM
well i just cleaned the easetraufs today...that sucked, 3 of my hangers broke,all 3 nice shirts bam on the floor, then i went to timmys and they were all out of black coffee and timbits!!!

not a good day...

lateralus
11-29-2005, 11:50 PM
Another black coffee drinker? We're a dying breed! :thumbsup:

passit420
11-29-2005, 11:51 PM
easetraufs. whats easetraufs?

homemade
11-29-2005, 11:53 PM
easetrauf is the gutter around the top of your house...lets rain drain....(a canadian word/ y i put may b a bit confusing)

homemade
11-29-2005, 11:54 PM
why would u put more shit in coffee????

passit420
11-29-2005, 11:54 PM
is easetraufs french?

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-29-2005, 11:55 PM
As you said... it's a gutter... gutter's easier :p
Unless it's a special type, called an easetrauf, unless it's just another name for one :p

lateralus
11-29-2005, 11:56 PM
As you said... it's a gutter... gutter's easier :p
Unless it's a special type, called an easetrauf, unless it's just another name for one :pAy 3 Sheets. :)

Is it me, or did the boards take a slight turn for the weird? :X

homemade
11-29-2005, 11:58 PM
american call it gutter... canadians call it easetrauff
like north america call chips well chips ...england and such say crisps

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-29-2005, 11:59 PM
Cup o' tea?

lateralus, I am a turn for the weird ;)

lateralus
11-29-2005, 11:59 PM
american call it gutter... canadians call it easetrauff
like north america call chips well chips ...england and such say crispsYeah, Brits call French fries chips. :eek:

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-30-2005, 12:01 AM
Yeah, Brits call French fries chips. :eek:

Fish and Chips mate?
Want a bag o' crisps?
Get out of the road and onto the footpath.
Want a fag?

passit420
11-30-2005, 12:03 AM
Want a fag?


hahahahaha. in america you would get punched. lol


p.s. i know you were asking if i wanted a cigarette.

lateralus
11-30-2005, 12:04 AM
Well, I just realized that regardless of the name of thin, fried potatoes, we (or people I know, at least) call it fish 'n' chips too. We took a lesson in sophistication!! We'll get there. Don't hate; appreciate. :cool:

homemade
11-30-2005, 12:05 AM
ahh good ol england and the nasty ass perywinkle walkers...

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-30-2005, 12:05 AM
hahahahaha. in america you would get punched. lol


p.s. i know you were asking if i wanted a cigarette.

That's what makes it so good.
Ever seen The 51st State/Formula 51? Elmo McElroy (Samuel L. Jackson) when he's in the lift and Felix DeSouza (Robert Carlyle) says "How much they payin' you to wear that dress?" *Dirty look from Elmo* "Fag?" *Another dirty look* "No, mother fucker."

P.S. I know that film word for word.. truely awesome.

passit420
11-30-2005, 12:07 AM
i ordered fish n chips in a resteraunt thinking i would get fish with potato chips like lays, i got fries and was so disapointed. thanks alot you damn english *raises fist*

P.S. i was only 9 and we sung a song about fish n chips so i ordered them.

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-30-2005, 12:09 AM
i ordered fish n chips in a resteraunt thinking i would get fish with potato chips like lays, i got fries and was so disapointed. thanks alot you damn english *raises fist*

P.S. i was only 9 and we sung a song about fish n chips so i ordered them.

You wanted battered fish and crisps/potato chips? Dang man!
Only fish I'll eat are Fish cakes and Fish fingers.. mmm mmm mmmmmm :D

homemade
11-30-2005, 12:10 AM
3 sheets...you live in england...do u agree..LIL CHEFS SUCKS!

Ze w33d Farm3r
11-30-2005, 12:12 AM
Nothing can beat a cuppa! and fish n chips....mmmmm how bout a kebab or something!:D

lateralus
11-30-2005, 12:14 AM
Nothing can beat a cuppa!A cuppa joe, fool.

homemade
11-30-2005, 12:14 AM
mmm kababs and chimmychanguas

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-30-2005, 12:15 AM
3 sheets...you live in england...do u agree..LIL CHEFS SUCKS!

You got that right!

There was one by me, it closed down about 8 years ago and it's been boarded up ever sice, it is next to a petrol/gas station, and it was supposed to be turned into a little supermarket or something, but there it is, boarded up with all the signs still on it, and no graffiti (as I live in a nice area ;))

The good thing about them is the bowl on lollipops on the table on the way out, grab and handful and stroll out, smug as fuck.

passit420
11-30-2005, 12:16 AM
what types of fish they got in england? salmon, tuna, bass....

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-30-2005, 12:18 AM
what types of fish they got in england? salmon, tuna, bass....

Salmon, Tuna, Cod, Plaice, all sorts man, but I don't know, I'm not a big fish eater.. the fish cakes and fish fingers I have on occasion are cod :p

lateralus
11-30-2005, 12:20 AM
mmm kababs and chimmychanguasHaha, that just sounded funny.

I could go for a Mexi-Merican heart attack disguised as a small burrito any day.

homemade
11-30-2005, 12:25 AM
man in the summer on my vacation lil chefs fucked up my order 13 times!! i have coupons for free meals....but ummm im in canada.10 (pound symbol here) for a dam burger combo!

best place was a lil bar called the earl howel...3 cocacolas.6 red wines.onion ring chips, bubble n squeek, big ass yorksure pudding,shepp pie, seafood plater big bowl of ceaser salad. oh and some smith beers...all for 23(pounds)

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-30-2005, 12:28 AM
man in the summer on my vacation lil chefs fucked up my order 13 times!! i have coupons for free meals....but ummm im in canada.10 (pound symbol here) for a dam burger combo!

best place was a lil bar called the earl howel...3 cocacolas.6 red wines.onion ring chips, bubble n squeek, big ass yorksure pudding,shepp pie, seafood plater big bowl of ceaser salad. oh and some smith beers...all for 23(pounds)

Aww, sucks your £ sign is fucked and y'all can't do it, our $ sign is right next to the £ sign!

Glad you found somewhere cheaper to go. Don't go to Wimpy either, lovely food, but a burger, some fries and a small drink will set you back at least £5!

homemade
11-30-2005, 12:38 AM
(the next line is very winey) *cry*cry* i wanna go back to england..my aunt has a 4million pound house/orchard sooo nice. breakfast always was overdone(too much food). deep fried everything, including bread and hotdogs. and that sexy accent*

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-30-2005, 12:41 AM
(the next line is very winey) *cry*cry* i wanna go back to england..my aunt has a 4million pound house/orchard sooo nice. breakfast always was overdone(too much food). deep fried everything, including bread and hotdogs. and that sexy accent*

You like the accent? ;)

Come over, pick me up on the way and take me to the £4m property :D

homemade
11-30-2005, 12:48 AM
dam strait! onward to homer green and nestle at dell orchard

homemade
11-30-2005, 12:49 AM
but i need a ticket...1500 $!!

homemade
11-30-2005, 12:50 AM
no wait...not called dell orchard called hellina...i think

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-30-2005, 12:51 AM
Whatever it's called, I'm going to burgle it this weekend, thanks for the information, your auntie has you to thank for it ;)

homemade
11-30-2005, 12:54 AM
ah oh well..insurance....and the had a burgle dude b4 so now they 6 rifles...
my sudgestion steal the morning glory seeds in the garden next door

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-30-2005, 12:56 AM
ah oh well..insurance....and the had a burgle dude b4 so now they 6 rifles...
my sudgestion steal the morning glory seeds in the garden next door

Cheers, but I might be up for some raping and pillaging, I'll see how I feel on the day itself, thanks once again! :D

homemade
11-30-2005, 01:00 AM
raping a 78 yr old great aunt...ewwwww

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-30-2005, 01:01 AM
raping a 78 yr old great aunt...ewwwww

Could be fun.. sell it to the internet (as I would obviously have to film it)

;)

homemade
11-30-2005, 01:04 AM
ok but as long as i dont see/buy/rent/steel/borrow/down load/find it...i'll be ok

FunkyMonkey
11-30-2005, 02:41 AM
easetraufs. whats easetraufs?

eves trough