Beach Guy We Wanna See Your Thong [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 04:39 PM

I'm one step ahead of you.

I have a pic if you can find it. They're white Joe Boxer's. And this thread is now gonna explode. I really wish you could be somewhere else when it detonates.

chisme

11-28-2005, 04:58 PM

baby that thong thong thong thong THONG!

Trichome Creator

11-28-2005, 05:01 PM

baby that thong thong thong thong THONG!

Looking so devilish I can barley handle it.....LET ME SEE THAT THONGGGGG thon the thong th thong thong thong thong.

the last stand

11-28-2005, 05:02 PM

i think he's a fraud! there never was a thong? WAS THERE!? punk....

Trichome Creator

11-28-2005, 05:06 PM

i think he's a fraud! there never was a thong? WAS THERE!? punk....

Yeah your probaly right. Maybe he's just really Beach Guy In Speedos. :dance:

the last stand

11-28-2005, 05:08 PM

or slacks? or pantaloons? or traccys?

chisme

11-28-2005, 05:09 PM

shivers.

tight blue speedo's r the worst i hate it when i go swimming and there are like these italian wannabees walking around doin streches!! and shit in tight speedo's its like ''bruv are your stupid?! wot the fuck r u wearing a friggin modelling ballon cover that shit up i dont wanna see your outline god damnit!''

chisme

11-28-2005, 05:10 PM

p.s no im not looking directly in that direction.

dont got there.

the last stand

11-28-2005, 05:17 PM

lmao, bit defensive eh chisme?

robert42

11-28-2005, 05:21 PM

beechguy_in_boxers just dont have the ring to it :(

hes a fraud wheres the g -string beachie?

u promised it would be like that forever u fake

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 05:34 PM

hey, lately he's just been going without anything on. ;) no thongs, nothin
:D

tokosan

11-28-2005, 05:37 PM

beachguy post your tits

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 05:42 PM

hey, lately he's just been going without anything on. ;) no thongs, nothin
:D
Okay, you're the only girl here. All these guys want to see my thong and I'm scared, help me!!! :stoned:

3 Sheets To The Wind

11-28-2005, 05:45 PM

Okay, you're the only girl here. All these guys want to see my thong and I'm scared, help me!!! :stoned:

Stop asking for help, and hook us up.

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 05:48 PM

dont worry, I'll protect you from these gay weirdos ;)

TOKOSAN, and robert you perves get off of Chris!! :cursing: Or we're going to have ourselves a CANNABIS.com face-off in this MoFo!!!

(and just on the down low, you dont REALLy wear a thong do ya??? LOL :D)

Whos Carl

11-28-2005, 05:48 PM

Found a pic of beachguy in his thong.

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 05:48 PM

Stop asking for help, and hook us up.
hook you up with what?? you turnin a little fruity too??

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 05:49 PM

WHOS CARL, Is that you!!?? ahhh!!! :eek:

3 Sheets To The Wind

11-28-2005, 05:53 PM

hook you up with what?? you turnin a little fruity too??

;)

..nah :p

Whos Carl

11-28-2005, 05:55 PM

WHOS CARL, Is that you!!?? ahhh!!! :eek:
Carl is a male puppet and his master is also male so unless thats a bloke then no.

Mctuffet

11-28-2005, 06:10 PM

i don't konw whats going on but i wana see a dong da dong dong dong. hahahahahhahahahha

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 06:14 PM

i don't konw whats going on but i wana see a dong da dong dong dong. hahahahahhahahahha
hahahahahaha, Hey Chris he wants to see your thong!! :D :D :thumbsup:

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 06:14 PM

or no I'm sorry he wants to see your "dong" ;)

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 06:19 PM

Here's the G-string for Jill. :stoned:

3 Sheets To The Wind

11-28-2005, 06:24 PM

Here's the G-string for Jill. :stoned:

Rated M for male.

;)

HOT! (or not) lol

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 06:27 PM

Here's the G-string for Jill. :stoned:
OOOOOOOHHHHH baby!!!! ;) :D :thumbsup: ;) :D

beachguy in thongs

11-29-2005, 05:20 PM

Rated ***** for Five-Star.

;)

HOT!
Thanks 3 Sheets

harmofwill

11-29-2005, 05:31 PM

well..., that beachguy certainly is a hottie. Got anymore pics dude?

3 Sheets To The Wind

11-29-2005, 05:32 PM

No problem, Mr.

:)

3 Sheets To The Wind

11-29-2005, 05:32 PM

well..., that beachguy certainly is a hottie. Got anymore pics dude?

*Lurks in shadows*

:eek:

lol

beachguy in thongs

11-29-2005, 05:38 PM

well..., that beachguy certainly is a hottie. Got anymore pics dude?
Thanks, you're gonna have to come over for private viewing to see those, I'll have the computer loaded up when you get here. :stoned:

Mctuffet

11-29-2005, 06:10 PM

yessssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trichome Creator

11-29-2005, 08:52 PM

Why in the hell did I ever start this thread? Jesus.

Reefer Rogue

11-29-2005, 09:11 PM

Why in the hell did I ever start this thread? Jesus.

Lol you <3 beachguy.

Mctuffet

11-29-2005, 09:31 PM

now i <3 beach guy.

beachguy in thongs

11-29-2005, 09:39 PM

What's this i<3 beachguy stuff? I was gonna start a thread "Trichome Creator, we want to see your face!!! Take the hood down."

Mctuffet

11-30-2005, 04:46 AM

let's see the back side of the thong. hahhahahahhgahahhsahahhahahaha

this would be so i could imagine licking your crack.

flamingskullballs

11-30-2005, 04:58 AM

...ive just been locked up so long...

Trichome Creator

11-30-2005, 05:28 AM

What's this i<3 beachguy stuff? I was gonna start a thread "Trichome Creator, we want to see your face!!! Take the hood down."

LOL.

Trichome Creator

11-30-2005, 05:40 AM

I didn't want to do this but you have left me no choice. I will do as you wish and take off the hood.

Trichome Creator

11-30-2005, 05:43 AM

Oh by the way beach guy <3 or would you prefer 8|||||||||||||D

LOL.

xbrandnewxsnowx

11-30-2005, 05:46 AM

wow hahah thats hot beachguy.

beachguy in thongs

11-30-2005, 02:36 PM

I was a shortstop, please imagine a shortstop's ass...
Think of Derek Jeter.

Thank you...XbrandnewsOXO

I didn't want to do this but you have left me no choice. I will do as you wish and take off the hood.

You're pretty cute. Maybe I'll hook you up with my ex...

heavymetal101

12-01-2005, 05:03 AM

Here's the G-string for Jill. :stoned:
Damn baby, I didnt think that was you :eek: You got a fuckin fine ass body :smokin: ;) I think you may have made some guys jealous ;)

Trichome Creator

12-01-2005, 05:06 AM

or no I'm sorry he wants to see your "dong" ;)

Why not I showed my dong.

beachguy in thongs

12-01-2005, 01:42 PM

Trichome Creator

12-01-2005, 02:33 PM

I get the feeling your one of the pissed off ones beach guy? Is that true?

Trichome Creator

12-01-2005, 02:48 PM

Heads-up, my dong is jeweled. Really, it has a crown.

And you'd have to be crazy to think I'm going through the apologization process you went through, yesterday. :stoned:

Thanks, Jill.

Oh, I get it. <3 is supposed to be boobies!

Yeah that part did suck. I didn't have to but I felt it was the right thing to do since you know all guys have one but they don't wanna see one. You know.

beachguy in thongs

12-01-2005, 02:49 PM

I get the feeling your one of the pissed off ones beach guy? Is that true?
No, not at all. I do have to run to the bathroom for my morning excrement, thanks for reminding me.

beachguy in thongs

12-01-2005, 02:51 PM

I read your quote and I must say, you can, actually, see my head turning directions.

Trichome Creator

12-01-2005, 02:54 PM

I read your quote and I must say, you can, actually, see my head turning directions.

I'm sorry you gotta fill me in on that post you made about me earlier. I was helping a grower then insulting two other people. What did you mean by that? Like I'm nice one second and an asshole the next or what? I like to think I'm always nice but some people here went apeshit on me and I'm having a hard time not saying anything back. Hope that clears it up some for you. Like Bob Bong. That guys about to fucking keel over and die about a forum thread. Jesus.

BobBong

12-01-2005, 02:57 PM

I'm sorry you gotta fill me in on that post you made about me earlier. I was helping a grower then insulting two other people. What did you mean by that? Like I'm nice one second and an asshole the next or what? I like to think I'm always nice but some people here went apeshit on me and I'm having a hard time not saying anything back. Hope that clears it up some for you. Like Bob Bong. That guys about to fucking keel over and die about a forum thread. Jesus.

Sadly... people can this two faced... especially on the internet

So what was the point of creating an apology thread if you didn't mean it?

Trichome Creator

12-01-2005, 03:00 PM

Sadly... people can this two faced... especially on the internet

So what was the point of creating an apology thread if you didn't mean it?

I did apologize bob but your still pissed. With you all shut up so I can too. I have no restraint.

BobBong

12-01-2005, 03:05 PM

No, i'm annoyed.. I'm annoyed that you can apologize and be an asshole in the same sentance

No wonder your so mad. You look fucking psychotic in your avatar.

I doubt it was a serious apology at all... you're a board whore and that's obvious. The more threads.. the more that post count goes up.. that's probably all you really care about

beachguy in thongs

12-01-2005, 03:16 PM

I'm sorry you gotta fill me in on that post you made about me earlier. I was helping a grower then insulting two other people. What did you mean by that? Like I'm nice one second and an asshole the next or what? I like to think I'm always nice but some people here went apeshit on me and I'm having a hard time not saying anything back. Hope that clears it up some for you. Like Bob Bong. That guys about to fucking keel over and die about a forum thread. Jesus.

To tell you the truth, I wasn't even aware that you were helping a grower. I needed you to start off the conversation with yourself.

I'm sorry, I guess it didn't actually look like a conversation between yourself, but it was meant to, as the lamest joke North of Centerville Turnpike.

Keep provoking me and you might hear words starting with two vowels, like, eek. :eek:

BobBong

12-01-2005, 03:18 PM

And Oof!

beachguy in thongs

12-01-2005, 03:21 PM

LOL, this reminds me of when I was little, the funniest thing ever was on The Muppets.

Some muppet was hitting these little muppets on the head with a mallet and they were saying, "Ooh Eee Ooh Aah Aah", over and over, you know, like that song, "ting tang walla walla bing bang".

BobBong

12-01-2005, 03:25 PM

The Muppet Babies cartoon was the shit

beachguy in thongs

12-01-2005, 03:52 PM

No, it wasn't the Muppet Babies, it was Jim Henson's Muppets, must've been 25 years ago.

Trichome Creator

12-01-2005, 03:56 PM

Bob bong I love you too.

erceg

12-01-2005, 04:04 PM

someone say thong

chix4bud

12-01-2005, 05:24 PM

so what about u trichome boxers briefs g string hmmmm? :o

beachguy in thongs

12-01-2005, 06:18 PM

He sits around naked, can't ya' tell?

Mctuffet

12-02-2005, 05:04 AM

dong

Trichome Creator

12-02-2005, 05:06 AM

HA!

RIP ODB

12-02-2005, 04:58 PM

beachguy in thongs

12-02-2005, 05:17 PM

I thought that happened on Alvin & the Chipmunks??
It might have but they got it from the original Muppets. I used to watch Alvin & the Chipmunks all the time.

The muppet would stop hitting them after the "ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah" to complain about something and then they'd all start talking.

RIP ODB

12-02-2005, 05:19 PM

lol

beachguy in thongs

12-02-2005, 06:03 PM

lol
You must be an American, I know you come from the Confederate State of Massachussets (I'm a Yankee fan), because you can feel the joy Jim Henson could bring to a young child. :stoned:

RIP ODB

12-02-2005, 07:08 PM

You must be an American, I know you come from the Confederate State of Massachussets (I'm a Yankee fan), because you can feel the joy Jim Henson could bring to a young child. :stoned:

Yankee fan? From Virginia? Are you originally from NY?

Also, if I were you, I'd start cheering for the Mets, they're probably gonna get Ramirez next.

beachguy in thongs

12-02-2005, 08:10 PM

Yeah, from Amsterdam, a little over 2 hrs. east down I-90 from Boston, on the other side of Albany. I've been going to Yankee stadium since I was eight and drove by Shea on the way to Kennedy Airport. It makes me laugh when I think of them side by side.

I used to hate the Mets because a good friend of mine loved them. Now, I like them for the memories.