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heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 06:12 AM

Bitch I made WAY more than 100 post today :D I'm at 1000 already! I'm a good spammer. NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!!! HA

IF you want to challenge me then go ahead and try to. I will kick your asss!!!! This thread is an official spam thread people!!! :thumbsup: :dance:

lateralus

11-28-2005, 06:17 AM

One time in elementary school, I walked into the bathroom, and LO AND BEHOLD there was a turd in the toilet in the shape of the Virgin Mary. Unfortunately, at the time, I didn't know about E-Bay.

50BagOfGreens

11-28-2005, 06:17 AM

Sweet man, i just hit 420 today.

50BagOfGreens

11-28-2005, 06:19 AM

o i would like to say something to all you pervs out there, dont fuck cats in the ass, its not as much fun as it sounds.

jk

50BagOfGreens

11-28-2005, 06:20 AM

damn im faded

Bman719

11-28-2005, 06:22 AM

Congrats! I hit 600 today... I have been a member here forever, though I usually just posted a post or two a day here up until about a week ago.... I'll be there soon!

Green Love

11-28-2005, 06:24 AM

Gratz

mrdevious

11-28-2005, 06:31 AM

seems odd I've been here almost a year and haven't even hit 1,000 posts yet. damn, I really need to whore more.

tokosan

11-28-2005, 06:32 AM

official spam thread?

Who made this rule?

also, why am i not mastrubating?

this is a serious issue.

call some scientists or something i dont know!

SHIT!

tokosan

11-28-2005, 06:32 AM

official spam thread?

Who made this rule?

also, why am i not mastrubating?

this is a serious issue.

call some scientists or something i dont know!

SHIT! y hello thar! ;)

tokosan

11-28-2005, 06:33 AM

y hello thar! ;) hey big boi! :dance:

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 06:34 AM

haha I havent been here two months :D

lateralus your sick LOL can you really sell shit on ebay?? you know what never mind I dont want to know

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 06:35 AM

official spam thread?

Who made this rule?

also, why am i not mastrubating?

this is a serious issue.

call some scientists or something i dont know!

SHIT!
I made the rule bitch!! what you got to say about that??

I can do that, now what?? :smokin: :cool:

lateralus

11-28-2005, 06:35 AM

y hello thar! ;)buttsekz? ;)

Bman719

11-28-2005, 06:35 AM

i've been here for like, over a year lol.

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 06:36 AM

damn I'm good then. or yall just SUCK!!! HA lol i'm kidden. OK, i'm really going to bed now. good night. I love yall. especially you lateralus ;) good night people

Bman719

11-28-2005, 06:38 AM

psh! i see how it is Heavymetal! lol j/p, I'm going and watching a movie, so it's good night from me too.

Bman719

11-28-2005, 06:40 AM

I had a record number 50 posts today!!! Amazing!!! But yea, lata all.

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 07:07 AM

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 07:11 AM

lol, just a couple ;)

BabyFacedAbortion

11-28-2005, 07:18 AM

Congratulations baby!

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 07:21 AM

lol thank you ;)

F L E S H

11-28-2005, 07:25 AM

who are you? Man, I don't post for a few weeks and look what happens... :rasta: :pimp: :smokin: :dance: :thumbsup: :clap: :glugglug: :sadcrying :cursing:

WizeMon

11-28-2005, 07:25 AM

ummmm SPAM lol

SPAM: not to be confused with lube (you see it doesnt warm up as well)

lol J/K

HighTimeStoner

11-28-2005, 07:43 AM

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 07:48 AM

She's, kind of, replying to us. But, she did say she was going to bed at 1:36...

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 07:51 AM

I dont think I would be so proud of being a troll.
Kinda sad and pathetic really but wth good luck with it.
OK, and why is it pathetic?? I cant have fun?? thats all that spamming is, just makin talk with people. you just spammed HA!! I caught you.

You just had to poop all over my train didnt you??

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 07:52 AM

lol i cant go to be. I'm on my third joint in a row!! God I'm blowed :stoned: <- i'm worse than that!!!

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 07:53 AM

lol i cant go to be. I'm on my third joint in a row!! God I'm blowed :stoned: <- i'm worse than that!!!

C'mon, don't smoke all your stuff!!!

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 07:59 AM

haha I wont I just got an OZ like two days ago. And it's $45 at the most so I dont care!! I also get paid a little bit more since it's the holidays ;) I'm fuckin chiefin up!!

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 08:02 AM

You have to stop chiefin' up, alone. :stoned:

I mean, you can't leave me alone, I mean, let me be alone while you chief up..

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 08:26 AM

You have to stop chiefin' up, alone. :stoned:

I mean, you can't leave me alone, I mean, let me be alone while you chief up..
well fly down here and we can smoke all my weed together!! Cause that would be great if I could finish it off tonight!! LOL I doubt I can though, by myself :(

tokosan

11-28-2005, 08:29 AM

smoke is good ok

this is a spam post btw.

also i am gay :dance:

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 08:31 AM

well fly down here and we can smoke all my weed together!! Cause that would be great if I could finish it off tonight!! LOL I doubt I can though, by myself :(
You don't want to finish it by yourself. You want more. You want more, tomorrow.

Sorry, about throwing absolutely nothing meaningful in this post.

tokosan

11-28-2005, 08:33 AM

tsa2e r32 txgb6ru 6jtd

RDLD POSN

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 08:42 AM

You don't want to finish it by yourself. You want more. You want more, tomorrow.

Sorry, about throwing absolutely nothing meaningful in this post.
haha i do I want to roll this!!

Bman719

11-28-2005, 08:46 AM

Beachguy, HeavyMetal... get a room bitches :p

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 08:48 AM

damn I'm good then. or yall just SUCK!!! HA lol i'm kidden. OK, i'm really going to bed now. good night. I love yall. especially you lateralus ;) good night people
Your measly 20 posts a day pale in comparison to my 50. :stoned:

tokosan

11-28-2005, 08:49 AM

g'night guys

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 08:53 AM

Beachguy, HeavyMetal... get a room bitches :p
I'm trying to get her in here.

good night, tokosan

Bman719

11-28-2005, 08:56 AM

I'm trying to get her in here.

good night, tokosan
Lol.... this is true. And for once I am speechless.

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 09:02 AM

ha, your tryin to get me into this thread alone?? hahaha, ohhh I cant wait ;) :p

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 09:08 AM

Oh, I just want to be alone... Well, not by myself, you can come in Jill, and bring your babyfaced friend in, also.

Bman719

11-28-2005, 09:10 AM

You won't be along beachguy... I'll just lock you in the closet with tokosan and take your spot with Jill and babyfaced :p.

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 09:13 AM

You won't be along beachguy... I'll just lock you in the closet with tokosan and take your spot with Jill and babyfaced :p.
How many times do I have to remind you that the closets have no locks at this orgy at which I'm not getting laid at, so go ahead, just throw in Jill and make sure it's a different closet than Tokosan.

Bman719

11-28-2005, 09:16 AM

As i've already explained... I have equipped the closets with locks. As for throwing in Jill... I just don't see that in the agenda. I do see a lot of tokosan in your future... if that means anything.... Ok ok ok... I'll throw in jahjahjahjah for you too, that way you can tell us whether she is actually a female as she says, or a prepubescent 11 year old male as I suspect. If you can find out this horrible truth (and stay in the closet with tokosan for an hour) then I will let you have your beloved Jill.

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 09:19 AM

Wait, this is turning out all wrong. I never showed up to the party, Jill got me sidetracked at the store talking to Babyfaced. I think you have the wrong people in the closet.

So, GhoSToker's in here...

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 09:21 AM

How many times do I have to remind you that the closets have no locks at this orgy at which I'm not getting laid at, so go ahead, just throw in Jill and make sure it's a different closet than Tokosan.
that sounds pretty hot ;) I'm in for that plan

Bman719

11-28-2005, 09:23 AM

that sounds pretty hot ;) I'm in for that plan
after he finds out if Jahjahjahjah is a woman or a prepubescent male.... this is the only way I wll agree to these terms..... otherwise however, I will have to sick the unknowningly crazy Caruso on you.

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 09:26 AM

after he finds out if Jahjahjahjah is a woman or a prepubescent male.... this is the only way I wll agree to these terms..... otherwise however, I will have to sick the unknowningly crazy Caruso on you.
OK, so what you dont think that me and Babyfaced couldnt take your ass down!!?? ah, I could do it by myself :p :smokin:

Bman719

11-28-2005, 09:27 AM

Welllll... the question is would I be opposed to it? :dance:

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 09:29 AM

Caruso is too confused of his own sexual orientation...

Heavymetal you make my buns shiver.

heavymetal101

11-28-2005, 09:33 AM

Caruso is too confused of his own sexual orientation...

Heavymetal you make my buns shiver.
well, actually I was hoping I could making something get stiffer ;) ......... but, hey whatever creams your twinkie ;) :D

Bman719

11-28-2005, 09:34 AM

ahahahahaha... well.. lucky me, this is my 100th post tonight.... in one night... I've posted a 2/13 of what I've ever posted here... miracle? I think not.

beachguy in thongs

11-28-2005, 09:37 AM

well, actually I was hoping I could making something get stiffer ;) ......... but, hey whatever creams your twinkie ;) :D

Well, no, it was the fact that you said "ass" that caused my to say "buns", so it's your fault.

You're my twinkie cream, tonight, Jill.