View Full Version : can a male use a females urine as a substitute?
sslowbliss
11-27-2005, 11:56 PM
anyone? we have the urinator, but dont know anyone other than one girl who doesnt smoke pot.... is there a difference in the urine of one gender to the other? and if there is, do they check for it? i thought they just used a little dip stick thingy... thanks everyone!
3 Sheets To The Wind
11-28-2005, 12:01 AM
I don't think there's a difference, after all, we're all the same inside, apart from reproductive organs. I think.
UPYooper
11-28-2005, 12:04 AM
yes
Whos Carl
11-28-2005, 12:08 AM
yes
Wow that must have taken ages to write lol
BTW Im drunk
heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 12:09 AM
nope, You cant. or at least thats what I heard. We have different types of hormones or something that shows up in a urine test. I wouldnt even try it because you dont want it to be true that you cant!!!
3 Sheets To The Wind
11-28-2005, 12:11 AM
nope, You cant. or at least thats what I heard. We have different types of hormones or something that shows up in a urine test. I wouldnt even try it because you dont want it to be true that you cant!!!
Woah, you may have just saved this man's ass!
Many congrats, miss Jill :D
dustoned
11-28-2005, 12:13 AM
she's right. there's traces of progestrine in the females urine - in which males do not produce such hormones.
erceg
11-28-2005, 12:14 AM
just do not atempt when woman is on the rag,plug,kotex,then dr will have you go through many useless tests
Whos Carl
11-28-2005, 12:15 AM
Yeah I would agree thats there are different chemicals in female urine.
sslowbliss
11-28-2005, 12:15 AM
yeah, but unless a girl is pregnant, the levels would be untraceable... thats how a pregnancy test works
sslowbliss
11-28-2005, 12:15 AM
has anyone ever tried this?
Whos Carl
11-28-2005, 12:15 AM
Better idea piss in the testers face and run away shouting "I am so great"s
sslowbliss
11-28-2005, 12:16 AM
lol
MudFu
11-28-2005, 12:16 AM
Ok...you can but its not a good idea. As long as they don't do a gender test then you should be fine...but it may be better not taking the chance. But if you do and they do the gender test...just say you had a sex change...
sslowbliss
11-28-2005, 12:17 AM
ok, well the job hes going for is for a kinky place in a very rural area, i doubt theyd spend the extra cash on more tests...
sslowbliss
11-28-2005, 12:17 AM
oops, dinky, not kinky... lol
erceg
11-28-2005, 12:23 AM
Ok...you can but its not a good idea. As long as they don't do a gender test then you should be fine...but it may be better not taking the chance. But if you do and they do the gender test...just say you had a sex change...you said it rite when i was going to say it,darn he-shes,trannies anyway
Better idea piss in the testers face and run away shouting "I am so great"s
hahhahahahhahah
heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 12:26 AM
Woah, you may have just saved this man's ass!
Many congrats, miss Jill :D
:D :cool: :smokin: thank you, Dont tell me no one has seen the Cheech and Chong movie where Chong is bringing pee to his probation officer or whatever and he's talkin about how the dude is going to flip whenever they read the test cause he was using his sister piss and she was pregnant Chong taught me a lesson that day LOL HA, thats not a good place to be taking information from!! LOL he was right about that though!
God the first time I watched a Cheech and Chong movie seems like ages ago!! :eek:
heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 12:27 AM
yea but wouldnt it show up somewhere on your records or whatever they coppers can get their hands on say if you had a sex change or not?? Also the DA would have it becuase you would have to get your licnese changed.
blastfast
11-28-2005, 12:42 AM
Female hormones ARE present in urine, but why would a drugs test indicate this presence? A drugs test tests for drugs, not progesterone/eostrogen (before any americans say anything, the English spelling of any word is sovereign to any bastardisation you may consider the 'american spelling') so why would it make a difference? Unless they're testing for female hormones, they wont show up.
heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 12:57 AM
I dont know but it always better to be safe than sorry. But hey if it's not for some big company or somethin I dont see why you couldnt.
BabyFacedAbortion
11-28-2005, 01:00 AM
It depends on the test really, I mean some places use a cheap ass test that JUST tests for the drug chemical while others will do a full test and actually test for the hormones and shit to make sure you didn't switch your piss.
I wouldn't do it, I've always heard that that's a very bad idea.
blastfast
11-28-2005, 01:10 AM
Yeah, correct babyface. I think that it's mainly roles such as the military/law enforcement/medical etc... that take it mega seriously and will cover any possible avenue of rigging the test. Some people even watch you do it...and some people use prosthetic penii ;)
HighTimeStoner
11-28-2005, 01:16 AM
Yes it works as long as the woman isnt pregnant or on the rag you should be fine.
BlackLabelXmas
11-28-2005, 01:18 AM
Yea my buddy used his girlfriends urine one time and the results came back saying he was positive for marijuana consumption and he was pregnant. Not the best way to find out you're having a kid, I must say.
MudFu
11-28-2005, 02:11 AM
Ok see some people make tyhe mistake that it is just a drug test. It isn't, not all the time. They test for many things in your system, THC, Alcohal and blood are some of the bacis stuff they use. Their are many work places that just stick to that stuff, but still some places do take more advance measures to make sure the sample is yours.
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