kissingwhiskey79
11-27-2005, 09:50 PM
First of all, I'd like to say that this site is a lifesaver!
I had a surprise drug test last tuesday, and I failed. It was one of those InCup tests, for a job.
My HR lady was like "Uhm, you tested positive for marijuana, do you do marijuana?" and I said,lying, "Of course not!"
So she let me retest an hour later, same thing.
She said "Hmm, why don't you come back on Friday, and we'll try one more time."
Needless to say, Tuesday night I was scouring the internet for something to help me pass! I found your site and read up on dilution...no one I know can piss clean for substitution.
I started loading on fluids late Thursday, and ended up drinking (9) 1/2 liter bottles of water and (3) 32 oz Gatorades, and was pissing a nice shade of pale yellow by 8a Friday morning.
Went in, did the drug test at 9a...passed!
I couldn't believe it!
Got the job, I start tomorrow and I smoked a celebratory bowl last night!
They must have really wanted me to work there, who gets 3 chances to pass?
You all rock!
Kissingwhiskey :thumbsup: :p
I had a surprise drug test last tuesday, and I failed. It was one of those InCup tests, for a job.
My HR lady was like "Uhm, you tested positive for marijuana, do you do marijuana?" and I said,lying, "Of course not!"
So she let me retest an hour later, same thing.
She said "Hmm, why don't you come back on Friday, and we'll try one more time."
Needless to say, Tuesday night I was scouring the internet for something to help me pass! I found your site and read up on dilution...no one I know can piss clean for substitution.
I started loading on fluids late Thursday, and ended up drinking (9) 1/2 liter bottles of water and (3) 32 oz Gatorades, and was pissing a nice shade of pale yellow by 8a Friday morning.
Went in, did the drug test at 9a...passed!
I couldn't believe it!
Got the job, I start tomorrow and I smoked a celebratory bowl last night!
They must have really wanted me to work there, who gets 3 chances to pass?
You all rock!
Kissingwhiskey :thumbsup: :p