Riddle

[KottonMouthSara]

Ok heres a riddle for you lot...

Lets see if weed really does increase your brain cells :rasta:



A man is in a car with his son, when the car crashes. The man dies, and the boy is severely injured and has to be rushed to hospital. When he gets there, the doctor walks in, and says,

'Oh no! this boy is my son! What happened?'

Whos son is he?

[Ganj]

Ok heres a riddle for you lot...

Lets see if weed really does increase your brain cells :rasta:



A man is in a car with his son, when the car crashes. The man dies, and the boy is severely injured and has to be rushed to hospital. When he gets there, the doctor walks in, and says,

'Oh no! this boy is my son! What happened?'

Whos son is he?
The doctors? I'm presuming the boy who was injured was in the other car that crashed against the one with the dead man in it.

[homemade]

the docs his mom

[MudFu]

the docs his mom

AWWW...I wanted to say that Lol. That is the answer. I heard this one 100s of times.

[KottonMouthSara]

damn...ok i'll think of another hold on

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

AWWW...I wanted to say that Lol. That is the answer. I heard this one 100s of times.ditto, minus giving it away :P





so you build a perfectly square house, and all four walls face the south.

a bear walks by, what color is the bear?

[MudFu]

The bear is white

[KottonMouthSara]

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to.

He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room.

The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room.

The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room.

The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?

Hehe this is so good

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

oh, and an old play on words riddle, it's almost impossible unless you already know it, or happen to have a very abstract way of thinking ;)



how do you get out of an indestructable box that has no doors, windows, or otherwise points of entry/exit?

inside the box are only yourself, a mirror, and a table.

[homemade]

try this one...

3 men go into a hotel, they each pay 10$. so in total they pay 30.the manager realizes he over charged them so he give a bellboy 5$ to give back to the 3 men...the bellboy thinks to himself you can't split 5$ 3 ways so he steals 2$ and gives them each 1$. now they have all paid 9$ 9X3=27 ......27=2 in bellboys pocket=29 .

one dollar is missing?

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

The bear is whiteat least you didnt say why :D good job 10 points :D

[KottonMouthSara]

ditto, minus giving it away :P





so you build a perfectly square house, and all four walls face the south.

a bear walks by, what color is the bear?


How can u build a perfectly square house when all walls are facing the same direction?

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

try this one...

3 men go into a hotel, they each pay 10$. so in total they pay 30.the manager realizes he over charged them so he give a bellboy 5$ to give back to the 3 men...the bellboy thinks to himself you can't split 5$ 3 ways so he steals 2$ and gives them each 1$. now they have all paid 9$ 9X3=27 ......27=2 in bellboys pocket=29 .

one dollar is missing?wow how'd you do that?!? lmao im really busting a nut over this one :P

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

How can u build a perfectly square house when all walls are facing the same direction?think about the answer first.

[MudFu]

Well...walls all face the same direction...four ways. Thats how I see it. And he gave you a good hint in the riddle.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

In the south pole?

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to.

He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room.

The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room.

The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room.

The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?

Hehe this is so good
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he bought air and water? I have no idea.


This is an old one...

A man is found in a room hanging from a ceiling with a puddle of water under him, and that's all. How did the man kill himself if there was no chair or stool to stand on?

[Capt. Carl]

How small is my penis?

[MudFu]

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to.

He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room.

The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room.

The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room.

The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?

Hehe this is so good

I wanna know the answer :(...the othe ones I heard before...

[KottonMouthSara]

Well...walls all face the same direction...four ways. Thats how I see it. And he gave you a good hint in the riddle.


Ok i still don't get it:(

[MudFu]

A man is found in a room hanging from a ceiling with a puddle of water under him, and that's all. How did the man kill himself if there was no chair or stool to stand on?

I'm guess cuz I have no clue...but he fell throught the roof when he was having a shower...

[KottonMouthSara]

I wanna know the answer :(...the othe ones I heard before...


ok ok, He bought a spliff and a lighter and filled the room with smoke!!!! :rasta:

[beachguy in thongs]

Okay, not really sure if this has been answered, but the man bought Chinese Food and a box of Ritz crackers. I was there.

[MudFu]

Ok i still don't get it

Think of it...he tells you south, in reality he left out the bear came from the other side of the house part but you can still get it.

[KottonMouthSara]

Think of it...he tells you south, in reality he left out the bear came from the other side of the house part but you can still get it.


ooooooooh :D

Ok ok i get it now:) thank u

[MudFu]

ok ok, He bought a spliff and a lighter and filled the room with smoke!!!!


Lol thats a great riddle...I got to remember that one.

See I knew you could get it. ^.^

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

Think of it...he tells you south, in reality he left out the bear came from the other side of the house part but you can still get it.there was more to it? lol

[KottonMouthSara]

oh, and an old play on words riddle, it's almost impossible unless you already know it, or happen to have a very abstract way of thinking ;)



how do you get out of an indestructable box that has no doors, windows, or otherwise points of entry/exit?

inside the box are only yourself, a mirror, and a table.

TELL ME!!!! :confused: :confused:

[MudFu]

there was more to it? lol

Lol yea, how else would you know what the bear was. The way you left it the best could have been black Lol.

[homemade]

for mudfu's .."hanging man with puddle under him"

he was on an ice block that melted

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

no... how else would all four walls face the south? that alone is the give away as to what color the bear is!



ARG the cat's outta the bag :P



as for the play on words, i will PM the answer if you promise not to post it or PM it to anyone else lol

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

for mudfu's .."hanging man with puddle under him"

he was on an ice block that meltedi saw that on TV once lol

[KottonMouthSara]

as for the play on words, i will PM the answer if you promise not to post it or PM it to anyone else lol

Ok come on!!!!!

[MudFu]

for mudfu's .."hanging man with puddle under him"

he was on an ice block that melted

THATS A GOOD ONE....I think I heard it before too though Lol.

Come on I wanna know to SSW...

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

ooh damn i forgot a hugely important thing here...


:( i cant PM anyone lol



okay i'll just give it then lol




how i got out of the box:

i looked in the mirror, i saw what i saw, i took the saw and cut the chair in half, two halves make a whole, and i climbed out of the hole.



it's a seriouse play on words lol :D

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Yep, that's right


Whats the answer to the other one?!

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

white. ??? or... the... what other one? lol

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Ahhh i posted that around the same time you did, that's one of those stupid riddles that make me want to slap the person who wrote it because I feel like an ass lol

[NightProwler]

the doctors. thats too easy

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

Ahhh i posted that around the same time you did, that's one of those stupid riddles that make me want to slap the person who wrote it because I feel like an ass lolHAHAHAHAHA


i TOLD you it was a SERIOUS play on words! :P

[MudFu]

...you make me mad...I don't like that one it makes me feel stupid Lol...:(

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

:D i learned it in 4'th grade... dont worry, no one else got it either lol i dont even know how the riddle came about in the first place! someone must have had a LOT of time to kill, and just sat there playing with words! lol

and speaking of playing wirh words, what languages did i use in the following sentence, and what do they transelate to, in order:



i see nine wee wee!

[NightProwler]

yes yes no yes

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

It's all ready been said, and still you don't get it?
Someone said the South Pole... that's like 1 step away from the final answer :p

[lateralus]

:D i learned it in 4'th grade... dont worry, no one else got it either lol i dont even know how the riddle came about in the first place! someone must have had a LOT of time to kill, and just sat there playing with words! lol

and speaking of playing wirh words, what languages did i use in the following sentence, and what do they transelate to, in order:



i see nine wee wee!Aye (English, yes), Si (Spanish, yes), Nein (German, no), Oui, oui! (French, yes.)

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

okay, so that was a wimpy play on words :P

[cambam]

The bear question is White. Its a polar bear in the NORTH POLE. if you build the house on the exact top point of the world, all walls face south.

[Flesh420]

Ok heres a riddle for you lot...

Lets see if weed really does increase your brain cells :rasta:



A man is in a car with his son, when the car crashes. The man dies, and the boy is severely injured and has to be rushed to hospital. When he gets there, the doctor walks in, and says,

'Oh no! this boy is my son! What happened?'

Whos son is he?

Dude holy shit my freind just told me that on the phone not even 5 minutes ago. This is very fuckin weird :confused: Then i look and i see it here. Hmmm seems u where tapping my phone convo. Tisk Tisk Tisk. anyways it his mom

[MudFu]

Ok, heres an easy one. A plane crashs and every single person is killed, but their are still survivors. How is this?

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

Ok, heres an easy one. A plane crashs and every single person is killed, but their are still survivors. How is this?spectators?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

The bear question is White. Its a polar bear in the NORTH POLE. if you build the house on the exact top point of the world, all walls face south.

Dude... the north pole at first, then on top of the world.. then south (like the question asked) tee hee hee.

:)

[koshea]

YOU SAW THE TABLE IN THE MIRROR AND MADE 2 HALFS THEN MADE A WHOLE AND CLIMED OUT


edit: it appears the answer has already been displayed...hm...how about that

[FunkyMonkey]

the doctor is the mother,

[homemade]

that is one funky monkey!

[FunkyMonkey]

that is one funky monkey!


I liked it better before I resized it :

[ichaseclowns]

About the plane crash and every single person died yet there are still survivors... how? the key word here is single... that means every married person is still alive and thus a survivor... dont waste my time

[homemade]

oh well atleast you didnt have to draw yours on paint....

still its very funky!!

[homemade]

bravo u got it!!! that one stumped me 3 cats a sunday

[flamingskullballs]

what hes trying to say is that the boy who was injured downed a notebook of blotters, due to the fact that the police were on their way...and the "doctor" is god, and we are all his children...

[homemade]

how did god get a doctorate.....oooooh honorary i bet, gotcha;)