Your crazy, paranoid thoughts.

[Ganj]

For example:

I used to think that Garden Knowm's, "I love you", was another way of saying, "your stupid, but i respect you anyway". Am I right? lol!!

Your thoughts don't have to be from the boards, just any benign comment made to you that made you feel uneasy, or paranoid.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

Ganj is the reincarnation of jimmy hendrix, but refuses to let us know, and somehow managed to lose his talent in the transition...


he now plotts world domination to make up for it...

[lateralus]

Well, sometimes I feel like some people on the boards are actually friends or acquaintances of mine whose sole purpose for posting is to fuck with my head.

And I tend to believe people on the boards are turning on me. :eek: (not that anyone liked me in the first place. :) )

[the last stand]

there are people on my roof! people on the roof i tell you!

[Ganj]

Ganj is the reincarnation of jimmy hendrix, but refuses to let us know, and somehow managed to lose his talent in the transition...


he now plotts world domination to make up for it...
Wow! I'm awe-struck. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. I love you, and not the way Garden Knowm means it.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

in the way i mean it? you owe me? :D

[KottonMouthSara]

When my cat used to get stoned with me I used to think she could read my thoughts....

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

oh... i have a sneaking suspiscion that kottonmouthsara is immune to cottonmouth...


and i also have a feeling your name isnt sarah :P



THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING!!! :D

[heavymetal101]

Well, sometimes I feel like some people on the boards are actually friends or acquaintances of mine whose sole purpose for posting is to fuck with my head.

And I tend to believe people on the boards are turning on me. :eek: (not that anyone liked me in the first place. :) )
HAHA, I've thought the same before!

I always think someone is going to rob me, or someone is going to come into my house and rape the shit out of me while beating me. I hate to be alone, I ALWAYS want to be with someone, man. This one time I thought someone was trying to unlock my door so I got into my bathroom, locked the door, and clled my friend to come over right then. This was like 3 years ago but still I'm scared. LOL

[xNoa]

When my cat used to get stoned with me I used to think she could read my thoughts....it can

[Ganj]

Well, sometimes I feel like some people on the boards are actually friends or acquaintances of mine whose sole purpose for posting is to fuck with my head.

And I tend to believe people on the boards are turning on me. :eek: (not that anyone liked me in the first place. :) )
Your not alone, man.

Shadow, I'll think of something to repay your compliment. And no, in the way I mean it. The definition of my, "I love you", is: I could spend all my time with you and enjoy every second.

[KottonMouthSara]

oh... i have a sneaking suspiscion that kottonmouthsara is immune to cottonmouth...


and i also have a feeling your name isnt sarah :P



THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING!!! :D


Hehe....but ummm i dont get it:(

I get cotton mouth after the 1st toke!

[KottonMouthSara]

it can


No shit! Really?

Just cats or all animals?!

[heavymetal101]

When my cat used to get stoned with me I used to think she could read my thoughts....
hahahahahahaha, Funny shit

I use to aslo think when I was first getting high that my animals had camera's on them or that they were some guys that were trying to spy on me when I undressed or something. Because they would always STARE at me when I would change clothes or take a bath, They're weird!

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

Hehe....but ummm i dont get it:(

I get cotton mouth after the 1st toke!
that proves im just paranoid :D


but WAIT!!!



your name isnt sarah?!? :D

[Ganj]

No shit! Really?

Just cats or all animals?!
All animals. I swear I've communicated with my dog, telepathically.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

you have, we all have, you're just one of the lucky few to be aware enough to notice :)

[KottonMouthSara]

that proves im just paranoid :D


but WAIT!!!



your name isnt sarah?!? :D


No its sara:)

[daZenfmeister]

I think pot just opens up a part of your brain that lets you relate to people and other beings better.

[KottonMouthSara]

Yeh my cat was a lez...she always wanted to watch me showering...kinda strange :confused:

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

No its sara:)damn, just paranoid...


but how do i know if i can trust you're telling the truth! :p

[KottonMouthSara]

damn, just paranoid...


but how do i know if i can trust you're telling the truth! :p


You can't....thats the whole point...MWAHAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh)

Babe, chill out :thumbsup:

[heavymetal101]

Yeh my cat was a lez...she always wanted to watch me showering...kinda strange :confused:
haha,, my animals have always been males. The only female I had was a horse and a rabbit, everything else was a male. dogs, cats, goat, snake, bird, lizard, frog, crawfish and alot of others.


I think my crawfish was a male. I honestly had it for 2 YEARS!! I had it when I was little. I was playing in my front yard and I found it, I put it our fish tank fed it some fish food and it just stayed alive!! I was sad when it died :(

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

*panic attack*
[do i trust her? yeah, i cna trust her, but what if she's lying? how can i trust her if she's lying? how do i know weather or not she's lying? should i trust her?]
*explodes*

[Ganj]

I was sitting in a friends car, rolling a joint. The police car across the parking lot was empty, but the reflection of the seats head looked like a police officer staring at me through the side mirrors. I immediately thought that all police cars are built to give off that effect, to scare people even when they're sitting in their house, drinking a brew and smoking some reefer.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

dude... that's creepy... lol wow...

[lateralus]

drinking a brew and smoking some reefer.That sounds good.

[KottonMouthSara]

I was sitting in a friends car, rolling a joint. The police car across the parking lot was empty, but the reflection of the seats head looked like a police officer staring at me through the side mirrors. I immediately thought that all police cars are built to give off that effect, to scare people even when they're sitting in their house, drinking a brew and smoking some reefer.


Awwww:( Poor you...must have shit yourself!!

The other day I was driving (note when im stoned i drive at like 2 mph) anyways...I was reversing when I thought i ran something over...I was soooo scared...but it turns out it was a hole in the parking space lol

[Ganj]

Awwww:( Poor you...must have shit yourself!!

The other day I was driving (note when im stoned i drive at like 2 mph) anyways...I was reversing when I thought i ran something over...I was soooo scared...but it turns out it was a hole in the parking space lol
No, actually I continued rolling the joint, while administering an evil stare to a car seat.
I wonder if sometimes people think I'm Robert42 incognito.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

lmao we stoners are so cool, we never get into trouble more than running over potholes, thinking it was a poor defenseless cat! :D

[heavymetal101]

this is my crawfish :( :( :( :( :( :(

[heavymetal101]

No, actually I continued rolling the joint, while administering an evil stare to a car seat.
I wonder if sometimes people think I'm Robert42 incognito.
haha lmao!!!! Funny shit dude!!

[KottonMouthSara]

lmao we stoners are so cool, we never get into trouble more than running over potholes, thinking it was a poor defenseless cat! :D


I thought it was a human:(

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

no, humans evolve into stoners when they toke :D

[santa]

I used to think that there was a little arab kid under my bed with an AK-47 and if i moved he would shoot me through the matress..... disturbed i know :stoned:

[BizzleLuvin]

i always get this sneaking suspicion that my little brother has spy cameras set about in my room to tape me while I toke or do private personal things (like pick my nose and examine it or wear cold cream to bed or scratch my asscrack). and that he is waiting for the right moment to blackmail me.

[Ganj]

this is my crawfish :( :( :( :( :( :(
Your crawfish probably had the biggest complex imaginable. Which is probably what lead to his suicide. Rest in peace.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

ever watch the truman show? i sware...

[lateralus]

I wonder if sometimes people think I'm Robert42 incognito.The thought had crossed my mind. :o

[BizzleLuvin]

ever watch the truman show? i sware...


dude, thats exactly what freaks me out....like i think nobody knows how i eat crackers in bed, but really everyone knows and they think its pretty damn funny

[Ganj]

Many of you can relate to this one. Sometimes I think that Pink Floyd is singing about me. I often have the fear of becoming a Pink Floyd song, so I do my best to think things out while I'm listening to them.

[heavymetal101]

Your crawfish probably had the biggest complex imaginable. Which is probably what lead to his suicide. Rest in peace.
I actually didnt know that crawfish could even live to be 2 yrs. he's lucky we didnt eat him in one of our MANY crawfish boils!!!


crawfish is the best food in the world!!

[heavymetal101]

I think some of the pink floyd songs are about me too!! holy crap, man

[lateralus]

I think some of the pink floyd songs are about me too!! holy crap, manYou mean "Brain Damage"? Heheh. :D

[heavymetal101]

You mean "Brain Damage"? Heheh. :D
haha, NO!! :D :stoned: well maybe just a little bit...............

[Ganj]

You mean "Brain Damage"? Heheh. :D
None from The Dark Side Of The Moon, but Wish You Were Here freaks me out sometimes. Shine On You Crazy Diamond is the number one Pink Floyd song that freaks me out.

[lateralus]

haha, NO!! :D :stoned: well maybe just a little bit...............Ohh. "Young Lust" then? :confused:

[heavymetal101]

Ohh. "Young Lust" then? :confused:
hahaha, NOT FUNNY!!!! ;) :D :cool: nah, I'm going more along the lines of what Ganj is talkin about ;)

[lateralus]

:rolleyes:

:thumbsup:

[heavymetal101]

;) lol

[Ganj]

hahaha, NOT FUNNY!!!! ;) :D :cool: nah, I'm going more along the lines of what Ganj is talkin about ;)
What am I talking about?

[heavymetal101]

pink floyd songs

[heavymetal101]

duh. ;)

[KottonMouthSara]

i always get this sneaking suspicion that my little brother has spy cameras set about in my room to tape me while I toke or do private personal things (like pick my nose and examine it or wear cold cream to bed or scratch my asscrack). and that he is waiting for the right moment to blackmail me.


Haha...man if my mum knew what i did inside the privacy of my own room I would be mortified!!!!!

I wouldn't be able to look her in the eyes i swear!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Everyone I meet online, I swear is a cop.
I think someone of my best stoner friends are undercover cops
I think my friends are plotting against me.
I think there's cameras in public bathroom stalls .
I think all mirrors are double sided
I think there are some things I shouldn't say, because "they" will get pissed.
I used to think my om wanted to kill me and have refused to eat her food.
ect

[heavymetal101]

Everyone I meet online, I swear is a cop.
I think someone of my best stoner friends are undercover cops
I think my friends are plotting against me.
I think there's cameras in public bathroom stalls .
I think all mirrors are double sided
I think there are some things I shouldn't say, because "they" will get pissed.
I used to think my om wanted to kill me and have refused to eat her food.
ect
Your exactly like me. I always think that the people that I talk to about weed and shit are cops. And I always think that the cops have my computer under watch and there goin to try to bust me or somethin. Even though I dont know why!! We're all crazy people. And it's all in our heads. (i hope)

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Your exactly like me. I always think that the people that I talk to about weed and shit are cops. And I always think that the cops have my computer under watch and there goin to try to bust me or somethin. Even though I dont know why!! We're all crazy people. And it's all in our heads. (i hope)

Hahaha, I don't know why anyone would go to that much trouble to spy on me but I still think it's true.

Other times I think my entire world is a movie set-up like The Truman Show, and I'm just a T.V show for people to watch and laugh at.

[lateralus]

What the hell. Me too.

It's all a big experiment. You're just employees.

[heavymetal101]

Hahaha, I don't know why anyone would go to that much trouble to spy on me but I still think it's true.

Other times I think my entire world is a movie set-up like The Truman Show, and I'm just a T.V show for people to watch and laugh at.
same here, There's no reason why someone would want to watch me neither but I still think they are. I was always told any drug will make you paranoid, and it's true.

[lateralus]

same here, There's no reason why someone would want to watch me neither but I still think they are. I was always told any drug will make you paranoid, and it's true.EMPLOYEE!

Tell me, how're the ratings this week?

[Ganj]

I think it's safe to say that we all have self-importance issues.

[heavymetal101]

EMPLOYEE!

Tell me, how're the ratings this week?
who am I working for!!?? :eek:

[heavymetal101]

I dont know how the ratings were. no one told me :(

[BizzleLuvin]

i also get the creepies thinking thta there is a dude in the bottom of the port-a-john, waiting to grab my ass

[lateralus]

who am I working for!!?? :eek:The S.O.L.N. (Spy on Lateralus Network).

My life has been a massive experiment, televised for billions to see, and you, my friend, are just another extra. A cameo.

[heavymetal101]

The S.O.L.N. (Spy on Lateralus Network).

My life has been a massive experiment, televised for billions to see, and you, my friend, are just another extra. A cameo.
well hello lateralus!!! ;) It's nice to see ya again!! But sadly I'm about to go asleep. Are you gonna be here tommorrow??


I'm not an employee becuase I didnt know it was going on. Unless thats the whole point of me being an emplyee. Your confusing or am I just confusing myslef??

I think I'm too stoned. :stoned: lolo

[flamingskullballs]

i get this vibe that everybody here wants to kill me...

i cannot be comfortable in my house unless the blinds are shut...the people can see me from outside...its creepy....

[lateralus]

well hello lateralus!!! ;) It's nice to see ya again!!Are you gonna be here tommorrow??Hi. Yes.
I'm not an employee becuase I didnt know it was going on. Unless thats the whole point of me being an emplyee. Your confusing or am I just confusing myslef??They told me you would say that. They told me you would deny it.

I'd just like to let everyone know that I just dropped a t.v. dinner on my hand. I'm medium rare for chrissake. Threw some Orajel on it, hahaha.

[heavymetal101]

i get this vibe that everybody here wants to kill me...

i cannot be comfortable in my house unless the blinds are shut...the people can see me from outside...its creepy....
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: me too!! I live on a river with my eindows facing it and I still cant have the blinds open at night. If someone can see into my house I cant be comfortable at all!!

[flamingskullballs]

its scary man!!!

they can SEEE you O.O

i also think that i am the reincarnation of jesus christ when im trippin sometimes...

and i think that all women want me to be killed...or would wish for that upon a falling star...

i get scared of the truman show effect...

the pinky flod songs also effect me...

[lateralus]

i also think that i am the reincarnation of jesus christ when im trippin sometimes...Ever.. "sense".. the words "you are the one"? Trippy shit.

[heavymetal101]

its scary man!!!

they can SEEE you O.O

i also think that i am the reincarnation of jesus christ when im trippin sometimes...

and i think that all women want me to be killed...or would wish for that upon a falling star...

i get scared of the truman show effect...

the pinky flod songs also effect me...
never really tripped before. I took benydryl but i passed out and I know benny's dont even count

[flamingskullballs]

nope

[BabyFacedAbortion]

When I'm stoned my best friend and I are one person.

[lateralus]

When I'm stoned my best friend and I are one person.Is that what the kids are calling it these days? :rolleyes:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Was that a confusing sexual innuendo?

[lateralus]

I thought it was a very clear innuendo.

[robert42]

i get paranoid that ill wake up and be a big giant cock that goes round SPERMINATING people

[beachguy in thongs]

i get paranoid that ill wake up and be a big giant cock that goes round SPERMINATING people
Looks like you're living a dream come true!!! :stoned:

[robert42]

Looks like you're living a dream come true!!! :stoned:

hahaha

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