Sex Lingo?

[OzzyOz]

* some of these may be offensive, well they are... so prepare to be offended:D *











Sex positions/ in bed lingo...


Chili dog - when you shit on a girls chest, and tittyfuck her ( that's just a little weird... )

Found these two from some guys post on Marihemp...

Abraham Lincoln - Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the doggie style position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby batter in his partner's face.






Add to the list :-) I'm missing alot on purpose, because some are just unexplainable.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

lmao those are retarded!


NO CHILI DOGS from or for me!

abraham lincoln is retarded, and houdini is rude.



but that was a hella good laugh :D

[187]

i've heard the houdini one

[OzzyOz]

they're pretty rude, yet funny :D

[powair]

I thought the houdini was called a backside fakie.

[OzzyOz]

lol
i belive that's a skateboarding trick


haha jk

it probablly is... different names for different things



oh yeah


Rusty trombone - When a chick gives you head after you do her in the ass...

[powair]

Ah, the rusty trombone. I dunno, if my boyfriend wanted me to I would!

[MullManiac]

Lol i bet we've all heard of the dirty shanchez :D ;)

[187]

donkey punch

[DonnieDarko]

The Houdini is called "The Assasin" in my part of town.

[ichaseclowns]

Strawberry shortcake - when getting oral, jizz on the chicks upper lip then punch her in the nose.... get it?

Who comes up with these??

[LegalizeItSLT]

dudes... the rusty trombone is when the girl is eating out the dudes asshole, and reaches around his body and gives him a handjob.... you know like moving the slide part of the trombone! HOW RANK!

Glass Bottom Boat- When you cover the girls face with saran wrap.. then shit on it so she can see it squish onto the wrap

Bismark- Punch her in the face... jizz on the blood and smear it all around

[KeanBean]

dirty bronson- shit in a sock n slap someone

[OzzyOz]

lol
my bad on the rusty trombone, i've heard from lots of people that was it...

i don't like the violent ones at all, that's just fucked up... even more fucked up than the chili dog!!!

[LegalizeItSLT]

i agree dude... i'd never hit a woman.. i simply worship them along with ganja. There is no doubt in my mind that theres no better thing than a hot girlfriend that loves ganja.. basically just like mine, im blessed.
o yea and i forgot

this one is terrible: the pink sock: rail her up the ass without any lube at all, pull out quickly and her fuckin colon or some shit is wrapped around your dick. I heard that somewhere i dont remember where. Correct me on my anatomy if you wish! Peace.. toke on brothas

[Satovan]

I always heard ripping a girls intestines out when ramming her up her ass is called a Boston Red Sock. I've heard pink sock used as a term for a giant black man wearing your intestines on his penis to show off his butt raping powers in prison.

[OzzyOz]

i agree dude... i'd never hit a woman.. i simply worship them along with ganja. There is no doubt in my mind that theres no better thing than a hot girlfriend that loves ganja.. basically just like mine, im blessed.
o yea and i forgot

this one is terrible: the pink sock: rail her up the ass without any lube at all, pull out quickly and her fuckin colon or some shit is wrapped around your dick. I heard that somewhere i dont remember where. Correct me on my anatomy if you wish! Peace.. toke on brothas

WTF
is that shit even possible!!!!??!?!

[justinsane]

back side fakie!! hahah that shit is too funny

[Pichacho]

this ones also bad, not as bad as the pink sock or whatever... thats just fucking nasty.

Glory Hole/Red Alert - stab someone and fuck the hole

[Funkamander]

Yeah, the one where you blast on the face and punch her is an Angry Dragon 'round here.

Or, there's the Bucking Bronco. Mount her from behind, and try to get as close to being directly on top of her as possible. Then, when it's getting good, whisper in her ear "Your insides feel just like your sister's", and try to stay on for 8 seconds!

[weedia]

Yeah, the one where you blast on the face and punch her is an Angry Dragon 'round here.

Or, there's the Bucking Bronco. Mount her from behind, and try to get as close to being directly on top of her as possible. Then, when it's getting good, whisper in her ear "Your insides feel just like your sister's", and try to stay on for 8 seconds!

hahahaha..that cracked me up

[zomg]

* some of these may be offensive, well they are... so prepare to be offended:D *











Sex positions/ in bed lingo...


Chili dog - when you shit on a girls chest, and tittyfuck her ( that's just a little weird... )

Found these two from some guys post on Marihemp...

Abraham Lincoln - Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the doggie style position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby batter in his partner's face.






Add to the list :-) I'm missing alot on purpose, because some are just unexplainable.
ROFL LINCOLN!

[zomgs wife]

don't cry for me.. i'm already dead :'(

[zomg]

don't cry for me.. i'm already dead :'(
dont cry ecause you want a chilli dog

[zomgs wife]

dont cry ecause you want a chilli dog
I dont eat animals!! :dance:

[zomg]

I dont eat animals!! :dance:
how can you say that when you clearly love the sausage?

[zomgs wife]

/\ sausages aren't made from animals you dingous!!! They're made of rice, chicken buttocks, and human penises (mostly female penises).

[zomg]

/\ sausages aren't made from animals you dingous!!! They're made of rice, chicken buttocks, and human penises (mostly female penises).
idiot, chicken buttocks.k.

[zomgs wife]

you racist!

[zomg]

you racist!
only on tuesdays

[zomgs wife]

what about tinaksdays?

[zomg]

what about tinaksdays?
dont whip it out in church, i got told youo cant do that...sheesh

[zomgs wife]

Don't make me call Ganeesh! He'll slice you up good, together with your lil cathlic/muslim mixed church!!!

[zomg]

Don't make me call Ganeesh! He'll slice you up good, together with your lil cathlic/muslim mixed church!!!
i couldnt afford church, cut it out of my budget all together

[zomgs wife]

What budget? The closest thing you have to a budget is the filthy greece inbetween your eyelids

[zomg]

What budget? The closest thing you have to a budget is the filthy greece inbetween your eyelids
OMG NOT GREECE, i thought for sure spain but greece...i have your pussy juices on my eyelids bits. btw, get back to work, i aint making money so you can talk...open wide

[zomgs wife]

im not opening anything before i see a contract and a permission slip signed by your mommy!

[zomg]

im not opening anything before i see a contract and a permission slip signed by your mommy!
i feed you bits, and this is one of your meals

[zomgs wife]

not bits, but bitz. Like bahbitzfa! I'm tired of you always having to be such a muslim cathlic with a bit of jewish mixed in you. Silly rabbit, trix are for kids.

[MullManiac]

Why not just ring each other

[somebody someone]

yeah thats lame

[zomgs wife]

/\ that wouldnt be as entertaining and fun-filling for the whole family

[zomg]

exactly, ring a ding dong shhlong so long boy im a eat you for breakfast turdburgular stole my shit and i flushed a shit free toilet like the perfume called toilet water? bloody french

[zomgs wife]

Rejoice everytime you hear the sound of my voice. When i'm gone just carry on my penis. I'll eat your dog like i ate your indian dad last night, with paper stuck in my teeth after the card game with the old knight. Im cool for a fool who drools in pools. I wanna do the dew as mountain dew do's dog doo!

[zomg]

Rejoice everytime you hear the sound of my voice. When i'm gone just carry on my penis. I'll eat your dog like i ate your indian dad last night, with paper stuck in my teeth after the card game with the old knight. Im cool for a fool who drools in pools. I wanna do the dew as mountain dew do's dog doo!
dog doo...bwuhahahahaha found your best friend.

[zomgs wife]

/\ it is time to say good, so long and farewell to yall. You have made us homeless, and you broke our knees, for your please.

[zomg]

/\ it is time to say good, so long and farewell to yall. You have made us homeless, and you broke our knees, for your please.
tara was going to watch porn without me </3

[zomgs wife]

/\ chelsea is hotter than jodi

[zomg]

/\ chelsea is hotter than jodi
tara & jodi with me 3some > chelsea kthxbai

[zomgs wife]

/\ chelsea will kick taras ass any day, and chelsea will make up with jodi if i told her to, and im telling her now to, so c ya in 2 minutes and 75 seconds.

[zomg]

/\ chelsea will kick taras ass any day, and chelsea will make up with jodi if i told her to, and im telling her now to, so c ya in 2 minutes and 75 seconds.
as if you could last 5 seconds with either of them...we both know im the sex when it comes to them bits heheh

[partyguy420]

ok, is it just me or did any1 else relize that that idiot just wasted up a whole page of retarded posts?

[hank]

Quote:

Or, there's the Bucking Bronco. Mount her from behind, and try to get as close to being directly on top of her as possible. Then, when it's getting good, whisper in her ear "Your insides feel just like your sister's", and try to stay on for 8 seconds!

That's really funny, I should try that

[zomg]

ok, is it just me or did any1 else relize that that idiot just wasted up a whole page of retarded posts?
more pot esse :stoned:

[partyguy420]

more pot esse :stoned:

i ran out of weed so i had to open my beer stash. now please stop filling the bords with retarded stuff.

[OzzyOz]

honestly
you guys are supposedly "wife and husband"

how about you guys just use "verbal expression"

??


You guys live with eachother

no need to waste space on these boards.

[zomgs wife]

i ran out of weed so i had to open my beer stash. now please stop filling the bords with retarded stuff.
No way josé cansego. You should start playing baseball like michael mckenley and doug gilmore. you have 1 huge beer caig bill craig!!!

[kizazz83]

freking mexican, ohh wait i like beaners, hey hot stuff. watchya doin laters. ohh shit leave my man alone