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robert42
11-27-2005, 04:45 PM
Everyone post a good would-be couple u think, i say.....


KRALOTH + POWAIR!!

u 2 would go good together ;)

rock of crack
bottle of listerine

watch the sunset

romantic!

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-27-2005, 04:46 PM
3 Sheets and Robert42

;)

Ron + Ghost...

robert42
11-27-2005, 04:46 PM
OOOOOOOOO SALIOR!!!

king kong bong
11-27-2005, 04:47 PM
im not watchin this program im switchin the custard.

robert42
11-27-2005, 04:48 PM
Ron Bennet and Blue Cat ;)

MEOW!

king kong bong
11-27-2005, 04:51 PM
king kong bong and Shannyn Sossamon

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-27-2005, 04:54 PM
All the guys, with all the gals.. mass orgy ;)

BlackLabelXmas
11-27-2005, 05:32 PM
Me and all the girls. Tonight...my house...lights out...music on...you get the picture.

Ganj
11-27-2005, 05:35 PM
Ganj and deathbyvalley - A match made in heaven.

lateralus
11-27-2005, 05:40 PM
lateralus + BabyFacedAbortion

;)

lateralus
11-27-2005, 05:42 PM
Ooh, beachguy and 3 Sheets.

They already bicker like they're married. :rolleyes::p

king kong bong
11-27-2005, 05:53 PM
king kong bong + deathbyvalley + sensiride + kottonmouthsara + ganjagirl = king kong bong very happy man.

heavymetal101
11-27-2005, 06:23 PM
heavymetal and 3sheets ;) :p

the last stand
11-27-2005, 06:29 PM
your mum

Whos Carl
11-27-2005, 06:30 PM
I will shag anyone that has been female for 3 years atleast.

the last stand
11-27-2005, 06:34 PM
I will shag anyone that has been female for 3 years atleast.
like a four year old tranny?

lateralus
11-27-2005, 06:38 PM
like a four year old tranny?You interested in taking Carl's offer?

This thread's purpose is already showing results. :)

Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-27-2005, 06:38 PM
like a four year old tranny?why, do you know where i can find one? :D

heavymetal101
11-27-2005, 06:38 PM
Or heavymetal and beach guy, either one yall people are crazy :0

the last stand
11-27-2005, 06:41 PM
You interested in taking Carl's offer?
did you see me on tv?


why, do you know where i can find one? :D
I am one...

lateralus
11-27-2005, 06:42 PM
Or heavymetal and beach guy, either one yall people are crazy :0Enough with the charade; you know you're just tryin' to make me jealous. ;):cool:

Ganj
11-27-2005, 06:42 PM
king kong bong + deathbyvalley + sensiride + kottonmouthsara + ganjagirl = king kong bong very happy man.
Say, fool! Why you all up in my kool-aid?! lol

Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-27-2005, 06:43 PM
did you see me on tv?


I am one...yes, but that doesnt mean i can find you!

sheesh!

heavymetal101
11-27-2005, 06:56 PM
Enough with the charade; you know you're just tryin' to make me jealous. ;)
Well hey what about

lateralus + BabyFacedAbortion ;)
Umm??? Seems to me your tryin to make me jealous!! :eek: ;) :D :cool: ;)

lateralus
11-27-2005, 07:08 PM
Well hey what about

Umm??? Seems to me your tryin to make me jealous!! :eek: ;) :D :cool: ;)Does it seem that way? So you're saying you're jealous, right? :pimp:

Whos Carl
11-27-2005, 07:10 PM
Anyone remember Tia she was hot or sensi she would do. ANy other offers for Carl. Remember the 3 year rule though.

erceg
11-27-2005, 07:11 PM
kuulbns and hempheadjackerceg forever

heavymetal101
11-27-2005, 07:16 PM
Does it seem that way? So you're saying you're jealous, right? :pimp:
No, my friend I'm not the jealous one because I didnt even bring it up. :p Didnt even cross my mind.............. :cool:

Whos Carl
11-27-2005, 07:18 PM
No, my friend I'm not the jealous one because I didnt even bring it up. :p Didnt even cross my mind.............. :cool:


I'll have you please I be there in 10 minutes.

lateralus
11-27-2005, 07:20 PM
No, my friend I'm not the jealous one because I didnt even bring it up. :p Didnt even cross my mind.............. :cool:I seeee. You go with that. ;)

heavymetal101
11-27-2005, 07:24 PM
I'll have you please I be there in 10 minutes.
damn 10 min is quick! You must have one of those new super jets. ;) :p


I seeee. You go with that.
I will. ;)

lateralus
11-27-2005, 07:24 PM
lateralus + BabyFacedAbortion

;):p:p!!!

Whos Carl
11-27-2005, 07:33 PM
damn 10 min is quick! You must have one of those new super jets. ;) :p


I will. ;)
I am sorry I lied Carl has other things to do but maybe tomorrow you can have me.

lateralus
11-27-2005, 07:35 PM
Hahaha

Whos Carl
11-27-2005, 07:36 PM
Im in Love with Tia...........

heavymetal101
11-27-2005, 07:37 PM
I am sorry I lied Carl has other things to do but maybe tomorrow you can have me.
I might have to pick you up on that offer ;) :p

Whos Carl
11-27-2005, 07:38 PM
So do I take a left or a right when I have been through the woods?

heavymetal101
11-27-2005, 07:38 PM
Im in Love with Tia...........
who's tia

Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-27-2005, 07:39 PM
y'all cant have me!

not that anyone wants me in the first place! :D you arent giving pearls to swine!

Whos Carl
11-27-2005, 07:39 PM
who's tia
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=30157

lateralus
11-27-2005, 07:50 PM
So do I take a left or a right when I have been through the woods?Left at the woods, right at O'Riley's big red barn, quarter mile past the corn field, and ten yards behind the Win Dixie supermarket. :)

Whos Carl
11-27-2005, 07:52 PM
Left at the woods, right at O'Riley's big red barn, quarter mile past the corn field, and ten yards behind the Win Dixie supermarket. :)
Be ready with the lube I'm on my way.

lateralus
11-27-2005, 07:55 PM
Ah, stop teasing the poor lass. She's jailbait!

....:cool:

Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-27-2005, 07:58 PM
i like jailbait...


fuck the laws man, they dont protect us worth shit.

Lulu
11-27-2005, 08:00 PM
kuulbns and hempheadjackerceg forever

awwwww that's so sweet :thumbsup:

heavymetal101
11-27-2005, 08:01 PM
Left at the woods, right at O'Riley's big red barn, quarter mile past the corn field, and ten yards behind the Win Dixie supermarket. :)
haha, your CLOSE!! Just go down through all the sugar cain fields, pass the woods, down the river and just somewhere around winn-dixie!!

Your so close thats scary! :eek:

Haha, Jailbait, dude?? I wont tell if you wont ;)

KottonMouthSara
11-27-2005, 08:02 PM
king kong bong + deathbyvalley + sensiride + kottonmouthsara + ganjagirl = king kong bong very happy man.


Awwwwwww :p

Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-27-2005, 08:02 PM
wow... i REALLY need some action, else my head's gonna explode soon! :(

KottonMouthSara
11-27-2005, 08:04 PM
Anyone remember Tia she was hot or sensi she would do. ANy other offers for Carl. Remember the 3 year rule though.


Charming!!

Sensi is much more better looking...in my opinion...even though Tia is nice too..But sensi is :thumbsup:

heavymetal101
11-27-2005, 08:17 PM
wow... i REALLY need some action, else my head's gonna explode soon! :(
haha, where you live?? I think I do too, I've been holding off for a while now. I have only been with 1 guy to tell the truth ;)

I just cant stand the thought of screwing someone after someone else. I know you'll never know when someone has fucked last but I wont fuck unless I've been with the guy for a WHILE

I'm miss sweet and innocent ;) LOL HAHA

beachguy in thongs
11-27-2005, 10:44 PM
LOL
A second ago, I was entertaining thoughts of me and three sheets...

What is going on in this world???

the last stand
11-27-2005, 10:47 PM
you love it really

Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-27-2005, 10:51 PM
i shouldnt have posted my pic... no one wil EVER love me now!!!! hehe

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-27-2005, 10:52 PM
heavymetal and 3sheets ;) :p

Aww, cheers hun.
Name a time, name a place and 3 Sheets is there.

;)

Reefer Rogue
11-28-2005, 12:08 AM
Ghost and Ammie.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 12:11 AM
lol, I'll give you a time when I can get a way to get to England! ;) or you can come see me

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-28-2005, 12:14 AM
lol, I'll give you a time when I can get a way to get to England! ;) or you can come see me

Well, how about we meet in the 'dam.. that way, it's not in between us, but we still both have to travel.

Tomorrow sound good to you, hun? :D

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 01:06 AM
Well, how about we meet in the 'dam.. that way, it's not in between us, but we still both have to travel.

Tomorrow sound good to you, hun? :D
ooooo, I dont know if tommorrow will be good. how about in like 4 days I'll be able to find someone to take care of my shit by then. ;)

BabyFacedAbortion
11-28-2005, 01:12 AM
Lat :P

BabyFacedAbortion+Dustoned+Heavymetal101+Pcannabis +BlackLabel+Lateralus+kottonMouthSara=One big Love Fest!

Fuck it, I think we sh ould all just buy a mansion and make it one big orgy

sweetnhighz
11-28-2005, 01:20 AM
how about sweetnhighz and da sexiest stoner hunny out there! lol

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 01:23 AM
Lat :P

BabyFacedAbortion+Dustoned+Heavymetal101+Pcannabis +BlackLabel+Lateralus+kottonMouthSara=One big Love Fest!

Fuck it, I think we sh ould all just buy a mansion and make it one big orgy
dont forget 3 sheets and beach guy. they would have to come too. And WHOS CARL if he could control himself ;) :smokin:

BabyFacedAbortion
11-28-2005, 01:27 AM
Ok so

BabyFacedAbortion+Dustoned+Heavymetal101+Pcannabis +BlackLabel+Lateralus+kottonMouthSara+ 3 sheets+Beach Guy+WHOS CARL+Sweethighz=One big Love Fest!

sweetnhighz
11-28-2005, 01:29 AM
whos carls avatar is pretty damn sexay! woo hoo im in the orgy fest, cant have a good party without me being thurr!

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 01:32 AM
LOL It cant get too big though. Like how about we make the limit to like 20 that leaves 8 spaces open for whoever else wants to come!! ;)


But hurry, cause when people see we're havin this there all going to want to come

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 01:32 AM
1 rule too.

MUST BRING WEED!!!

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 01:33 AM
lots of weed. We're going to need lots of weed. LOTS AND LOTS

sweetnhighz
11-28-2005, 01:34 AM
i gots the weed and sambvca!

BabyFacedAbortion
11-28-2005, 01:34 AM
Well that's a given.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 01:36 AM
beachguy is so hot, man. wow

KoRnStaR
11-28-2005, 01:44 AM
The hell is going on?

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 01:54 AM
we're having an orgy at a mansion we're going to buy altogether. wanna come??



haha come God I got a dirty mind ( cum,,, come) you get the picture

Omni05
11-28-2005, 03:47 AM
yeah, and i wasn't invited so im taking my new bubbler and my bud elsewhere!

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 03:54 AM
yeah, and i wasn't invited so im taking my new bubbler and my bud elsewhere!
There's I think 7 spaces up for grabs. First come first serve bases (if have weed) LOL

BizzleLuvin
11-28-2005, 04:17 AM
hmmm adaisychain and beachguy...ganj and sensi

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 04:28 AM
hmmm adaisychain and beachguy...ganj and sensi
you got it wrong heavymetal and beachguy...ganj and sensi

Get yo shit straight biatch!!!!! :D

BizzleLuvin
11-28-2005, 04:31 AM
pshhhhh....
where is daisy anyhow???

Bman719
11-28-2005, 04:32 AM
Best couple... probably jahjahjahjah and Caruso.. They're both abosutely crazy and make unneeded comments on the boards... in all seriousness though... Sensi is on a level I don't think any of us can compare to. She's good looking and personable... and I've never seen her be mean to anyone on the boards.... but I do think heavymetal and beachguy would make a good couple....

BizzleLuvin
11-28-2005, 04:33 AM
someone has a crush on sensi ^^^^ AWWWWWWWEEEE

Bman719
11-28-2005, 04:36 AM
someone has a crush on sensi ^^^^ AWWWWWWWEEEE
lol. shaddup. Nah... maybe if I lived in Scotland... but that isn't the case... lol. I really couldn't make very many good couples on this site for the sole reason that there are so many new people in and out. There have been a bunch of awesome people on this site in the past... but in time a lot of them just stopped coming around. So it's hard to pair people up when the people on the site keep changing :P.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 04:52 AM
Best couple... probably jahjahjahjah and Caruso.. They're both abosutely crazy and make unneeded comments on the boards... in all seriousness though... Sensi is on a level I don't think any of us can compare to. She's good looking and personable... and I've never seen her be mean to anyone on the boards.... but I do think heavymetal and beachguy would make a good couple....
AWWW, LOL thank you



AHHH!! BIZZLELUVIN, what you got to say about that!??

BizzleLuvin
11-28-2005, 04:55 AM
^^^^^^^^^ i say, 'who does bizzle get to hook up with??'
you already got picked, miss heavymetal

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 04:58 AM
^^^^^^^^^ i say, 'who does bizzle get to hook up with??'
you already got picked, miss heavymetal
:D lol I dont kow who you could be paired up with umm,................ havent really seen you too much to get to know who you would go with

BizzleLuvin
11-28-2005, 05:01 AM
i been on this forum for like a year! shhhh.....pick flaminskullballs, but you didnt hear it from me :thumbsup:

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 05:07 AM
haha, aight so you can be paired up with flaminskullballs!!

BIZZLELUVIN and FLAMINSKULLBALLS

deathbyvalley
11-28-2005, 05:09 AM
Ganj and deathbyvalley - A match made in heaven.


king kong bong + deathbyvalley + sensiride + kottonmouthsara + ganjagirl = king kong bong very happy man.


haha, i don't think my bf would much appreciate, lol, but <3 to both of you

BizzleLuvin
11-28-2005, 05:11 AM
haha, aight so you can be paired up with flaminskullballs!!

BIZZLELUVIN and FLAMINSKULLBALLS

no way??!!!! haha i <3 heavymetal

Bman719
11-28-2005, 05:12 AM
Well who the fuck am I paired up with then?!?!?! :: goes off and cries :: lol, j/p... but seriously... who? lol.

BizzleLuvin
11-28-2005, 05:15 AM
Well who the fuck am I paired up with then?!?!?! :: goes off and cries :: lol, j/p... but seriously... who? lol.

ME!!!!!!

Bman719
11-28-2005, 05:20 AM
ME!!!!!!
That works! let it be known! lol BizzleLuvin + Bman! lol... another blind date loveline success!

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 05:23 AM
no way??!!!! haha i <3 heavymetal
AWWW, I've got beachguy ;) i cant be with you but Bman is great. He knows his shit, yea go with him!!!! :D

KoRnStaR
11-28-2005, 05:26 AM
This has to be probably the worst thread I've ever seen here.

Bman719
11-28-2005, 05:27 AM
AWWW, I've got beachguy ;) i cant be with you but Bman is great. He knows his shit, yea go with him!!!! :D
Awww, thanks heavymetal ;), for the record though... I still think Caruso and jahjahjahjah would be perfect for each other... They're both mentally insane people who shouldn't be smoking pot... it's doing them both more harm then good.... yep...


Here's a thought heavy metal, you could dump beachguy and then just make it a 3 way relationship with us? hehe... now that would be great :dance: .

Bman719
11-28-2005, 05:28 AM
This has to be probably the worst thread I've ever seen here.
maybe so... but it's entertaining at the least... though the worst thread would have to be that one where jahjahjahjah called a bunch of dank schwagg..... Twice.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 05:30 AM
Awww, thanks heavymetal ;), for the record though... I still think Caruso and jahjahjahjah would be perfect for each other... They're both mentally insane people who shouldn't be smoking pot... it's doing them both more harm then good.... yep...


Here's a thought heavy metal, you could dump beachguy and then just make it a 3 way relationship with us? hehe... now that would be great :dance: .
hahaha lol, I could never "dump" beachguy though :( how could you ask me that!!!!! :sadcrying:


*runs to beachguy and tells*
:p

KoRnStaR
11-28-2005, 05:31 AM
maybe so... but it's entertaining at the least... though the worst thread would have to be that one where jahjahjahjah called a bunch of dank schwagg..... Twice.

...this is true.

Bman719
11-28-2005, 05:31 AM
hahaha lol, I could never "dump" beachguy though :( how could you ask me that!!!!! :sadcrying:


*runs to beachguy and tells*
:p
:p lol.

Bman719
11-28-2005, 05:32 AM
...this is true.
Actually, to be fair... the worst one might be where Caruso was trying to start a "revolution" or some shit like that... when that kid first came onto this site... he was cool... now he's just a dumbass spitting out stupid shit.... just like jahjahjahjah... hell... it's a tie.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 05:33 AM
maybe so... but it's entertaining at the least... though the worst thread would have to be that one where jahjahjahjah called a bunch of dank schwagg..... Twice.
true. STupid?? yes, no shit


entertaining?? why of course!! who are we hurting just making some friendly flirty talk??

Bman719
11-28-2005, 05:37 AM
true. STupid?? yes, no shit


entertaining?? why of course!! who are we hurting just making some friendly flirty talk??
indeed. By the way... uh... 3sheets put a hitman on uh... beachguy... soooo... i think you should kick him in the balls.... :dance:

Bman719
11-28-2005, 05:37 AM
true. STupid?? yes, no shit


entertaining?? why of course!! who are we hurting just making some friendly flirty talk??
indeed. By the way... uh... 3sheets put a hired a hitman for uh... beachguy... soooo... i think you should kick him in the balls.... :dance:

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 05:41 AM
indeed. By the way... uh... 3sheets put a hired a hitman for uh... beachguy... soooo... i think you should kick him in the balls.... :dance:
I think beachguy hired a hitman for 3 sheets, but if 3 sheets hired one for beachguy dont worry I got him covered. that mofo will have to go through me !!!

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 05:41 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

Bman719
11-28-2005, 05:43 AM
lol, you straight up crazy :p.

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 05:44 AM
hahaha lol, I could never "dump" beachguy though :( how could you ask me that!!!!! :sadcrying:


*runs to beachguy and tells*
:p
Catches her and goes back to read the thread, now I have to get off for a couple hours,,,,,,ergh.

Bman719
11-28-2005, 05:46 AM
Catches her and goes back to read the thread, now I have to get off for a couple hours,,,,,,ergh.
lmao.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 05:46 AM
Catches her and goes back to read the thread, now I have to get off for a couple hours,,,,,,ergh.
wha?? you just got here and you've only posted one thing, now you have to go???? :(

Bman719
11-28-2005, 05:59 AM
that does suck... i didn't realize he meant in a literal sense he had to get off.... i thought like... he meant... get off lol...

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 06:07 AM
that does suck... i didn't realize he meant in a literal sense he had to get off.... i thought like... he meant... get off lol...
LMAO!!!!! hahahahahaha!!! I didint even think that!

I think i'm going to get off. and no i dont mean masturbate LOL I'm going to go smoke a joint, bring my two sogs to pee then go to bed!! goodnight eveyone I love yall!!! :p Sweet dreams

Bman719
11-28-2005, 06:11 AM
night :p

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 07:10 AM
wha?? you just got here and you've only posted one thing, now you have to go???? :(
Yeah, you see, I let (my roommate) use the computer because she works so much and when she was on the phone, I ate a yogurt and forgot and by the time I remembered, she got off.

Oh, heavymetal...I like Dream Theater.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 07:14 AM
Yeah, you see, I let (my roommate) use the computer because she works so much and when she was on the phone, I ate a yogurt and forgot and by the time I remembered, she got off.

Oh, heavymetal...I like Dream Theater.
hombre, I just saw them in concert not too long ago. I went on a road trip to Cali and when I was in San Diego we saw them with Megadeth and Fear factory. Dream Theatre and Megadeth were fuck great, but I'm not too big if a fan of fear factory.

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 07:20 AM
You know something...I liked them, my first year of college, second semester. 1994. You must've been in first grade. :stoned:

edit: so when are you comin' over?

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 08:03 AM
You know something...I liked them, my first year of college, second semester. 1994. You must've been in first grade. :stoned:

edit: so when are you comin' over?
haha, you must like the fact I'm so young. ;) Dirty dirty man ;) I like that

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 08:04 AM
Okay, so we're over the fact that we like each other.

edit again: So, when are you comin' over?

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 08:05 AM
ha lol But I really dont think I'll be able to move I'm going to be an aunt for the first time in February and I'm not goin to miss the chance to be with her. I couldnt leave my sister anyways. Oh well maybe you could move down here?? LOL I doubt you'll want to though, Louisiana sucks dick.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 08:06 AM
:( :sadcrying:

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 08:09 AM
Awww, I didn't mean to upset you.

I do want to meet "Louisiana Lightning", Ron Guidry, though. You don't happen to know him, do you? :stoned:

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 08:13 AM
Awww, I didn't mean to upset you.

I do want to meet "Louisiana Lightning", Ron Guidry, though. You don't happen to know him, do you? :stoned:
nope dont know him, but I'm sad cause I cant come see you. ;) :o

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 08:26 AM
nope dont know him, but I'm sad cause I cant come see you. ;) :o
Do you have MSN messenger?

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 08:50 AM
Blind Date Loveline. Couples Blind Date Loveline. That's like Dominoes Checkers.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 08:53 AM
Do you have MSN messenger?
nope.

Bman719
11-28-2005, 08:53 AM
you two have taken over this thread in the past 2 hours..... :p

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 08:57 AM
Jill (HeavyMetal, not to be confused with Obese Iron Worker) and I are trying to take over the message boards, so we can call somewhere home.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:00 AM
Jill (HeavyMetal, not to be confused with Obese Iron Worker) and I are trying to take over the message boards, so we can call somewhere home.
he's right I cant move and he cant move :( Shit sucks,

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 09:06 AM
Wait, why can't you move, Jill? And, why would I want to? You gotta e-mail me a picture before I hop a flight to Nahlins.

Bman719
11-28-2005, 09:07 AM
Ok... here's an idea : Rob a bank. If that doesn't work, though I suspect it will, here's what you do. Go find Tokosan. Kidnap Him. Bring him to the Police and get your $1 million dollar reward they're offering for his arrest. The reward is good whether he's dead or alive... so better play it safe and just axe him so he doesn't try to escape when you bring him in. Also: I want a 1/4 of the money since I mentioned it :)

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 09:10 AM
Well, researchers for pesticides are offering more money, so I think I'm gonna turn him in to them.

Bman719
11-28-2005, 09:11 AM
Sounds like a plan... But I'm still gonna need a 1/4 of the money.

Bman719
11-28-2005, 09:11 AM
I also suggest we still Axe him so he doesn't try to escape.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:13 AM
Wait, why can't you move, Jill? And, why would I want to? You gotta e-mail me a picture before I hop a flight to Nahlins.
Right now i dont have a way to get ya a pic, and I've got to help my sis with this lil' kid

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:15 AM
axe him?? damn yall are get a lilttle crazy with the shit lol, I could axe someone upo I guess :D But Bman you'de have to do most of the chopping!

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 09:16 AM
Okay, just find a flight and I'll pick you up at the airport, you can instruct your sister via the internet.

Bman, I'm not giving you a quarter of four million they're offering (for his head, alone!).
I'll give you 1/5 if you carry his corpse to the car for me...?

Bman719
11-28-2005, 09:18 AM
Okay, just find a flight and I'll pick you up at the airport, you can instruct your sister via the internet.

Bman, I'm not giving you a quarter of four million they're offering (for his head, alone!).
I'll give you 1/5 if you carry his corpse to the car for me...?
Deal. Also, on the way to the place where we drop him off... I demand we stop so I can pick up a frappucino along the way.

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 09:26 AM
Deal, as long as I get back in time to pick up HeavyMetal from the airport.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:30 AM
Sounds like a plan to me!!! :D:D but how the hell are we going to get weed!!?? I wont bring any on a plane

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 09:32 AM
Jill, are you gonna worry about weed or me?

I'm gonna let you have my connection, also.

Bman719
11-28-2005, 09:32 AM
I will bring the marijuana. But in return, I demand your souls.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:34 AM
Jill, are you gonna worry about weed or me?

I'm gonna let you have my connection, also.
damn thats fuckin great but as long as Bman can remember, we'll be ok for a while :dance:

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 09:34 AM
How about we'll return your soul when you bring the marijuana?

Bman719
11-28-2005, 09:36 AM
Better Idea: You keep my soul, Jill brings a hot lady friend and I get laid :D. Also: I steal my soul later in the day. I think it would be best that we bring tokosan to the pesticide people in a suitcase. That way it won't look suspicious. It should only take 3 or so hours with a hacksaw to get him to fit in there... to bad he isn't a midget... it'd make the work a lot easier.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:40 AM
Better Idea: You keep my soul, Jill brings a hot lady friend and I get laid :D. Also: I steal my soul later in the day. I think it would be best that we bring tokosan to the pesticide people in a suitcase. That way it won't look suspicious. It should only take 3 or so hours with a hacksaw to get him to fit in there... to bad he isn't a midget... it'd make the work a lot easier.
Great plan, but why do I need to bring a friend?? Did we forget Babyfaced!!?? I cant believe you, she's going to be pissed I bet you dont get laid now

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 09:43 AM
Okay, I was lying. Your soul hasn't gone through the final processing stage, yet. It's not ready. Come on, let's go home, Jill.

Bman719
11-28-2005, 09:43 AM
nah man, i didnt forget but it just sounded like she was... and i was just... and well.... ok, we don't need the friend babyfaced will be fine... I just... thought she was with you 2... nevermind the friend thing...

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 09:47 AM
Bman's getting worried...
"I think I'm sticking with the original plan"

Bman719
11-28-2005, 09:48 AM
what's the original plan again? lol... this is all getting kind of confusing....

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 09:49 AM
I don't know, I was quoting you. :stoned:

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:49 AM
nah man, i didnt forget but it just sounded like she was... and i was just... and well.... ok, we don't need the friend babyfaced will be fine... I just... thought she was with you 2... nevermind the friend thing...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, she's not gonna like this at all!!! we don't need the friend babyfaced will be fine...


damn you fucked up now, lol sucks to be you!!! :D lol I'll talk to her for you,




































But there's a fee................................

Bman719
11-28-2005, 09:50 AM
Ok ok, I'll let you keep your soul... happy now?

Bman719
11-28-2005, 09:51 AM
well guys, it's been fun, but I'm going to bed.. gotta work tomorrow. I shall speak with you all soon. peace out! Sure I'll see you 2 on in the near future lol.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:51 AM
well it looks like we're gonna have to continue tommorrow becuase I have to go to bed. I've got to ride like 2 hrs away from my house so I can go to a car junk yard and get some parts for my car. well, goodnight Love you ;)


Go to bed too ;)

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:52 AM
damn you read my mind dude!! bman and me are on the same page lol

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:52 AM
oh god I dont think thats good!!! :eek:

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 09:53 AM
Hah, you wimps. I'm waiting for the sun.

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 09:54 AM
You could be here to see the sunrise with me too, Jill, but nooooooooo, "I gotta stay home".

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:54 AM
I know but I cant It's 4:00 already for me. goodnight ;)

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:54 AM
You could be here to see the sunrise with me too, Jill, but nooooooooo, "I gotta stay home".
ahh,,, oh well your loss ;) hahaha

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 09:55 AM
It's 5:00, and no, don't say something horrible like that. I lost you, already? I suck.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 09:59 AM
It's 5:00, and no, don't say something horrible like that. I lost you, already? I suck.
aww, no well I may not be able to move right when I turn 18 but if we could just hold it off I can see if i can get things worked out. ;) and it's 4:00 :D :D :D :D we'll talk about it tomorrow k?? night :smokin: ;)

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 10:02 AM
Oh, so there's a chance we can get hooked up, after all?

Good night, and it's 5:00.

KoRnStaR
11-28-2005, 10:05 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/PatsARckStrToo/6d04f9fa.jpg

Some one want to have sex with this man?

Because quite honestly, I want in on the whole love making thing going on.

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 10:09 AM
damnit I got kicked off and couldnt remember my password :mad: stupid shit

KoRnStaR
11-28-2005, 10:12 AM
damnit I got kicked off and couldnt remember my password :mad: stupid shit

that's a start.

robert42
11-28-2005, 03:27 PM
BMAN U get Powair :)

heavymetal101
11-28-2005, 05:51 PM
Shit Bman aint got shit!! I'm the mother fuckin MAN, AROUND HERE!!

beachguy in thongs
11-28-2005, 06:28 PM
Uh Oh, and it's me, babyfaced and you??? Uh oh.

Ganj
11-28-2005, 09:47 PM
haha, i don't think my bf would much appreciate, lol, but <3 to both of you
Boyfriends are easily taken care of, my pretty. Mwahahaha!

Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-29-2005, 12:43 AM
any matches for me yet? :D



gone for a day, and i get three freaking pages! and since m on dialup, fuckit, imma ASK what was said :D

kiwi
11-29-2005, 01:14 AM
:confused: So what was all this about again?????? :stoned:

BabyFacedAbortion
11-29-2005, 02:04 AM
I'm hurt, people are forgetting about me.

BURNNN

FunkyMonkey
11-29-2005, 02:06 AM
Who do you have in mind for me?

kuulbns
11-29-2005, 02:34 AM
Jack and Kuu,... always :)

kiwi
11-29-2005, 02:45 AM
:( No one wants to be my blind date......I'm gutted :mad:

erceg
11-29-2005, 02:59 AM
:( No one wants to be my blind date......I'm gutted :mad:well i would but i am not a no good scum bag cheater so i will stick to my first online love,,kuulbns and jack,,,,,,,

kiwi
11-29-2005, 03:33 AM
:( Sucks to be me................. :(

BizzleLuvin
11-29-2005, 03:37 AM
just in case y'all didnt hear it.....i pick bman and bizzle

sensi and ganj too

kuulbns
11-29-2005, 03:41 AM
S'okay,...lol Jauck and Kuu have been for a long time now. We win ;)

BabyFacedAbortion
11-29-2005, 03:44 AM
Excuse me, Kiwi! You're my blind date :D

FunkyMonkey
11-29-2005, 03:54 AM
Lets pretend Im younger and make it a 3some

kiwi
11-29-2005, 04:07 AM
:dance: Someone loves me.......w0000t :thumbsup:

king kong bong
11-29-2005, 06:49 AM
who do i get?

king kong bong
11-29-2005, 06:50 AM
p.s im 6'3 215 so i might need 2 girls.

emg
11-29-2005, 06:52 AM
p.s im 6'3 215 so i might need 2 girls.

damn king kong, we're almost the same! 6'3 and 205

king kong bong
11-29-2005, 07:07 AM
haha i guess you're my tag team partner then

emg
11-29-2005, 07:08 AM
haha i guess you're my tag team partner then

i think we could take 4-5 girls easily

king kong bong
11-29-2005, 07:10 AM
yea, the skyscrapers.

emg
11-29-2005, 07:13 AM
yea, the skyscrapers.

fuck yeah...this is random and i have nothing against short people, but i wonder what it's like to be short? i've been tall all my life. is the weather really different down there?

king kong bong
11-29-2005, 07:16 AM
hahaha i've always been tall too. it's weird, im standing on the train the other day and notice how everyone else is tiny compared to me. it felt like i was king kong bundy in a battle royal with midgets.

emg
11-29-2005, 07:19 AM
hahaha i've always been tall too. it's weird, im standing on the train the other day and notice how everyone else is tiny compared to me. it felt like i was king kong bundy in a battle royal with midgets.

hahahaha. hell yeah, i used to live in korea and everybody over there was like 4'9 - 5'2. it's feels weird cuz you know all these eyes are just beaming at you.

BabyFacedAbortion
11-29-2005, 08:21 AM
God damn!
I'm more then a foot shorter then you guys.

I'm 5' 120lbs. You'd smush my ass.

I got messed up the other night and was standing in the corner of my room and I swear, I fuckin' grew. Like I could touch the ceiling. Then I started talking about Alice in Wonderland and my friend looked at me as if Jimmy Hendrix was growing out of my left buttcheek.

I don't know, being short is alright...

emg
11-29-2005, 08:32 AM
God damn!
I'm more then a foot shorter then you guys.

I'm 5' 120lbs. You'd smush my ass.

I got messed up the other night and was standing in the corner of my room and I swear, I fuckin' grew. Like I could touch the ceiling. Then I started talking about Alice in Wonderland and my friend looked at me as if Jimmy Hendrix was growing out of my left buttcheek.

I don't know, being short is alright...

it's okay cutie, i don't discriminate :thumbsup:

Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-29-2005, 08:39 AM
even on cannabis.com i fail to find love!


what the FUCK is wrong with me?!? wow!

emg
11-29-2005, 08:42 AM
even on cannabis.com i fail to find love!


what the FUCK is wrong with me?!? wow!

you can't go out and look for love, don't be so hard on yourself. :thumbsup:

Lily420
11-29-2005, 11:59 AM
Lily420 + Greendevil!!! :D ;)

:( but thats not gunna happen....*sigh*

king kong bong
11-29-2005, 03:02 PM
it's okay cutie, i don't discriminate :thumbsup:

perfect height for our genitals. bongggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

dark0ne
11-29-2005, 03:12 PM
i'm a big guy, and personaly i like shorter smaller girls. my ex was like 4'9 and weighed like 95 lbs soaking wet. she would ware my sweat shirt that looked like a pop tent on her. Nothing more sexy then seeing a chick in YOUR shirt the next morning.

Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-29-2005, 10:31 PM
you can't go out and look for love, don't be so hard on yourself. :thumbsup:well i cant just sit here and do nothing! i wanna blow my fucking brains out here!


arg... -_- shut up david...

lateralus
11-29-2005, 11:18 PM
fuck yeah...this is random and i have nothing against short people, but i wonder what it's like to be short? i've been tall all my life. is the weather really different down there?I've always felt short. I'm 5'8. Almost everyone I've been with have been in the 5'5-5'6 range, though. :D

Rarrr
11-30-2005, 12:15 AM
Im about 6"0. Im pretty content with my height. Tall enough to not have to look up at anyone and short enough not to hit my head on random ceiling objects. I personally prefer short chicks over tall.
Funky Monkey, ur avatar is fuckin kool.

sweetnhighz
11-30-2005, 12:20 AM
eH im 5'8 which i was always the tall one outta the chicks at school, damn scrawny cheerleader bitches! lol anyways i like being tall, nada wrong wit it. and if i was to hook up with anybody on here??????? dunno, have to see more pics of hottys! wasnt robert 42 a hotty cause i cant remember?

emg
11-30-2005, 12:32 AM
well i cant just sit here and do nothing! i wanna blow my fucking brains out here!


arg... -_- shut up david...


hahaha, so are you looking for love, or looking to bust a nut? i don't know how old you are so i don't know the right advice. there's always a couple of freaks at your local church :thumbsup:
or you can hit up a club/bar and find some drunk chick. haha, i have no idea, i'm just rambling

beachguy in thongs
11-30-2005, 03:06 PM
Average Heights

Argentina 178.3 cm
161.5 cm
5 ft 8.7 in
5 ft 3.6 in
Australia 177.0 cm
164.3 cm
5 ft 10.1 in
5 ft 4.7 in
Austria 178.2 cm
165.5 cm
5 ft 10.1 in
5 ft 5.2 in
Belgium 175.6 cm
164.1 cm
5 ft 9.2 in
5 ft 4.6 in
Brazil 174.0 cm
161.2 cm
5 ft 8.5 in
5 ft 3.5 in
Canada 177.0 cm
163.0 cm
5 ft 9.7 in
5 ft 4.2 in
China 169.7 cm
158.6 cm
5 ft 6.8 in
5 ft 2.4 in
Colombia

172.3 cm
161.1 cm
5 ft 7.7 in
5 ft 3.4 in
Croatia 180.0 cm
167.9 cm
5 ft 10.8 in
5 ft 6.2 in
Cuba 174.0 cm
163.3 cm
5 ft 8.5 in
5 ft 4.3 in
Czech Republic 178.0 cm
165.5 cm
5 ft 10.0 in
5 ft 5.2 in
Denmark 181.5 cm
169.0 cm
5 ft 11.5 in
5 ft 6.6 in
Egypt 175.0 cm
162.0 cm
5 ft 8.9 in
5 ft 3.8 in
France 176.6 cm
164.7 cm
5 ft 9.5 in
5 ft 4.8 in
Finland 178.2 cm
164.9 cm
5 ft 10.1 in
5 ft 4.9 in
Germany 180.2 cm
168.3 cm
5 ft 10.9 in
5 ft 6.3 in
Greece 176.8 cm
165.3 cm
5 ft 9.6 in
5 ft 5.1 in
India 167.6 cm
155.0 cm
5 ft 6.0 in
5 ft 1.0 in
Indonesia 170.0 cm
158.7 cm
5 ft 6.9 in
5 ft 2.5 in
Iran 178.7 cm
165.9 cm
5 ft 10.4 in
5 ft 5.3 in
Iraq 176.3 cm
163.2 cm
5 ft 9.4 in
5 ft 4.2 in
Ireland 176.1 cm
163.6 cm
5 ft 9.3 in
5 ft 4.3 in
Italy 176.7 cm
164.1 cm
5 ft 9.6 in
5 ft 4.6 in
Japan 171.1 cm
158.4 cm
5 ft 7.3 in
5 ft 2.4 in
Korea, North 164.9 cm
154.0 cm
5 ft 4.9 in
5 ft 0.6 in
Korea, South 173.3 cm
160.9 cm
5 ft 8.2 in
5 ft 3.3 in
Mexico 171.0 cm
161.0 cm
5 ft 7.6 in
5 ft 3.4 in
Mongolia 168.0 cm
157.7 cm
5 ft 6.6 in
5 ft 2.0 in
Morocco 172.7 cm
160.0 cm
5 ft 8.0 in
5 ft 3.0 in
Netherlands 182.5 cm
170.5 cm
5 ft 11.9 in
5 ft 7.1 in
New Zealand 175.0 cm
162.9 cm
5 ft 9.0 in
5 ft 4.1 in
Norway 180.0 cm
167.6 cm
5 ft 10.8 in
5 ft 5.9 in
Pakistan 169.9 cm
156.6 cm
5 ft 9.6 in
5 ft 4.8 in
Peru 173.8 cm
161.1 cm
5 ft 8.5 in
5 ft 3.5 in
Philippines 165.0 cm
154.1 cm
5 ft 5.0 in
5 ft 0.7 in
Poland 175.3 cm
163.1 cm
5 ft 9.1 in
5 ft 4.3 in
Portugal 174.6 cm
161.8 cm
5 ft 8.9 in
5 ft 3.7 in
Romania 178.0 cm
165.1 cm
5 ft 10.0 in
5 ft 5.0 in
Russia 175.9 cm
162.0 cm
5 ft 9.3 in
5 ft 3.8 in
Saudi Arabia 174.6 cm
161.7 cm
5 ft 8.9 in
5 ft 3.6 in
Senegal 175.0 cm
162.6 cm
5 ft 9.0 in
5 ft 3.9 in
South Africa 177.4 cm
163.6 cm
5 ft 9.8 in
5 ft 4.4 in
Spain 173.4 cm
161.6 cm
5 ft 8.4 in
5 ft 3.5 in
Sweden 179.6 cm
166.1 cm
5 ft 10.7 in
5 ft 5.4 in
Switzerland 180.5 cm
167.2 cm
5 ft 11.0 in
5 ft 5.8 in
Taiwan 169.7 cm
159.7 cm
5 ft 6.8 in
5 ft 2.9 in
Thailand 173.6 cm
161.6 cm
5 ft 8.5 in
5 ft 3.5 in
Tonga 169.4 cm
163.2cm
5 ft 6.7 in
5 ft 4.3 in
Tunisia 172.3 cm
161.1 cm
5 ft 7.8 in
5 ft 3.3 in
Turkey 172.5 cm
162.0 cm
5 ft 7.9 in
5 ft 3.8 in
Ukraine 176.5 cm
164.5 cm
5 ft 9.4 in
5 ft 4.7 in
United Kingdom 178.1 cm
164.2 cm
5 ft 10. in
5 ft 4.6 in
USA 176.7 cm
162.8 cm
5 ft 9.6 in
5 ft 4.1 in
Vietnam 162.5 cm
152.3 cm
5 ft 3.9 in
5 ft 0.0 in

deathbyvalley
11-30-2005, 06:25 PM
Average Heights

Argentina 178.3 cm
161.5 cm
5 ft 8.7 in
5 ft 3.6 in


yay for the homeland, lol. but yeah, i'm too short, lol. i'm 5'1.

beachguy in thongs
11-30-2005, 07:12 PM
Were you born there? Shouldn't you be DeathbyArgentinian? :stoned:

deathbyvalley
11-30-2005, 07:51 PM
no. i was born in the us, but my family's all from there