View Full Version : how to give the government power of authority:
Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-27-2005, 04:14 AM
step one:
amass people to follow you
step two:
once the nation has corperations, use them for funding, and give them everything they want, to keep them in buisness, and keep your pockets lined for...
step three:
use your billions to buy the law. keep the people oppressed and in a constant state of fear.
then use them scare-ed people as military, since they think it will reduce the source of their unfounded fears.
coincedentally, to keep corperations in power, HEMP must be contraband and possession must be 9/10 of the law.
if any of you value the miricle plant that is hemp, you will stop buying any pharmacutical drugs, you will never again eat at a restraunt chain, you will ceace to use anything that uses wood or plastic or oil, and you will stand up and fight back with me GOD DAMNIT!
step one:
amass people to follow you
step two:
once the nation has corperations, use them for funding, and give them everything they want, to keep them in buisness, and keep your pockets lined for...
step three:
use your billions to buy the law. keep the people oppressed and in a constant state of fear.
then use them scare-ed people as military, since they think it will reduce the source of their unfounded fears.
coincedentally, to keep corperations in power, HEMP must be contraband and possession must be 9/10 of the law.
if any of you value the miricle plant that is hemp, you will stop buying any pharmacutical drugs, you will never again eat at a restraunt chain, you will ceace to use anything that uses wood or plastic or oil, and you will stand up and fight back with me GOD DAMNIT!
RIGHT ON! Reading this was overwhelming lol. I'm with you! I will cease to support the cause!
Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-27-2005, 04:18 AM
oh yeah, hemp has to be outlawed, because it destroys corperations; it gives us everything they can give us, but we can grow it and use it ourselves.
that's the only reason it's contraband; it's a miricle in a devil's world.
Roadking
11-27-2005, 04:28 AM
I got a kick out of the color codes they used for terror threat. Code yellow, code orange, etc.
And those funny anti-drug commercials they slid into the superBowl.
If you buy drugs, you're supporting terrorism.
There are terrorists in the pentagon...living off of my taxes!
Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-27-2005, 04:36 AM
PSST! what's CODE GREEN? :D haha
maskedpantsman
11-27-2005, 05:11 AM
You know, we talk about it so much, why don't we just overthrow the government?
Start a massive country wide riot, like in France, and show that laziness is only a stereotype of us Enlightened.
Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-27-2005, 05:15 AM
why not? cuz we're all just sittin' around NOT doing it.
whenever the NRA starts handing out guns and sayin' "let's get 'em!!!" i gues...
lateralus
11-27-2005, 05:17 AM
I have a rubber duckie!
Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-27-2005, 05:27 AM
i got a cyborg duckie with laser guided rockets, and a perfected AI chip.
that's why we all have to exercise our bill of rights. everyone get a gun!
maskedpantsman
11-27-2005, 05:44 AM
I wanna use my guitar as an axe...upon someones head...that'd be cool.
So, that's what I'll use.
I wanna use my guitar as an axe...upon someones head...that'd be cool.
So, that's what I'll use.
for some reason, that cracked me up :thumbsup:
Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-27-2005, 05:52 AM
it's not what you know, it's who you know.
:thumbsup: lol lol
and dispite my knowing that......
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