What's Your Most Favorite Movie Line?

[Trichome Creator]

Gimmie your favorite lines from your favorite movies of all time!

Let's Go! :thumbsup:

[Trichome Creator]

AirPlane

So do you watch gladiator movies?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Man I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

[Trichome Creator]

RoadTrip

(Dog Say) And tell that bitch to make me some blueberry pancakes)

(Old man says) Damn viagra gets my heart racing like a damned lab rat)

LOL!

[NightProwler]

we cant stop here, this is bat country

[Trichome Creator]

Don't Be A Menace To Society While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood

Should I wear my red pumps wit my uzi or ma Mac 10 wit ma brown cleats

Or something to that effect. That shit cracks me up everytime.

[Joy.Discovery]

w00t someone else likes airplane too :)
one of my fave lines is when the 3 pilots are talking to each other; " rodger, Rodger" "what's our vector, Victor?" ...."we have clearance, Clarence" oh and also when the boy accuses the black pilot of being a famous basketball player and he keeps denying it, then later on in the film the boy says his dad thinks the basketball player doesn't work hard enough on court, and the pilot guy stands up and shouts "THE HELL I DONT!" and he is wearing basket ball shorts..hahahahah :D

[Loft]

You had me at Hasta La Vista Baby

[homemade]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
man what you think the dis tech 9 with my high tops,? or... this ouzi with my low tops..?
[brother can't decide]
fine... i'll just wear these then....[pulls out pink bunny slippers and pets them]

good movie...

[Trichome Creator]

w00t someone else likes airplane too :)
one of my fave lines is when the 3 pilots are talking to each other; " rodger, Rodger" "what's our vector, Victor?" ...."we have clearance, Clarence" oh and also when the boy accuses the black pilot of being a famous basketball player and he keeps denying it, then later on in the film the boy says his dad thinks the basketball player doesn't work hard enough on court, and the pilot guy stands up and shouts "THE HELL I DONT!" and he is wearing basket ball shorts..hahahahah :D

LOL yeah. I forgot that one.

[beachguy in thongs]

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[emg]

full metal jacket....

"ooohhhh, me love you long time...i fuck you good, only 15 dolla"

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

"when i heard- when i heard we were gonna be in a movie, i was like FUCK YEAH!!!"

"hey PSST! peter! peter!"
"what what?"
"get on..."



Family Guy: Stewie Griffon, the untold Story

[emg]

boondock saints...

(telephone rings)
gay cop snuggled with asian gay guy
gay cop gets off the phone..."what the fuck are you doing?" asian gay: "i just wanted to snuggle"...gay cop: "you fag!"

[LonerStoner]

my sig, from Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

[Bman719]

Favorite movie line would have to be from Happy Gilmore, when Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) told Bob Barker: The Price is wrong bitch. ... just made me laugh so hard when I rist saw it...... happy gilmore kicks ass.

[chrisinallen]

Ok maybe Im a little toasty to remember my all time favs, but I just watched this flick called Dog Soliders. This one cracked me up and is sticking with me. Its a werewolf movie.....British military ends up going against a pack of werewolves......ok so the jerk off Special Forces Captain says to a corporal

"Listen, the only people who go looking for trouble are Kamikazes, glory boys and full-on fucking fuckwits."


Its a British made movie and the accents and slang are out of this world. Very entertaining to this backwards redneck from Texas. Come on how could you not like ful-on fucking fuckwits..........Thats going to be my new favorite word. fuckwits...........

[erceg]

(here) from any pot movie,but said with a holding of breath and slowly losing smoke as (HERE) being said to pass a joint

[king kong bong]

spaceballs
"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

"You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it."

" Keep firing, assholes!"

[jahjahjahjah]

We are dressed in our best and prepared to go down as gentleman.

[padro420kmk]

favorite movie Big Jake When James calls Big Jake "Daddy," the Duke knocks his son on his can and announces: "You can call Dad, you can call me Father, you can call me Jacob and you can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty old son-of-a-b***h, but if you EVER call me Daddy again, I'll finish this fight." :thumbsup:

[SuburbanJedi]

" oh yea, and get me a box of that ahhh, whats that shit..ahh used to eat it all the time back in the day....oh yea PUSSY"

" Why u gotta make me feel inferior cuz im on the grill B...damnn"

" Fuck you....Fuck you....Fuck You....Your cool,...and fuck you IM OUT ( hits guy in face wit burger )

So many quotes....i got 3 from half baked, this could be the biggest thread ive ever posted

[Trichome Creator]

SpaceBalls

And the Flamethrower. This ones a bestsella. Tha kids love em.

[king kong bong]

spaceballs

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

[Trichome Creator]

spaceballs

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

lol

[king kong bong]

snatch

It's not a fucking tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

[FLORIDA MON]

"...WHAT WE DO, IN LIFE TODAY, WILL ECHO FOR AN ETERNITY!"

[king kong bong]

It's a two fucking ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts now is it?
florida mon is your avatar from last house on the left?

[robert42]

"BITE THE CURB" - American History x

also

"Say hello to my lil friend" scarface

"ill make him a offer he cant refuse" godfather

"WAX ON WAX OFF" Muyagi (RIP) from KARATE KID

[king kong bong]

Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.
Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

[Trichome Creator]

I cant belive nobody's mentioned Friday yet

MANNNNN.... YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!!

[Trichome Creator]

The Fifth Element

"Who keeps eatin up all tha damn sattelites?"

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

"You got two choices tha winda or tha stairs!!!"
"I'm a trained marine I'm rady for combat!!! OMG they shootin they shootin!!!"
"Damn man he OG'ed. What's OG'ed? He Over Golded."
"Yo man why the marching band followin you??? Man every super hero gotta have a band."

[LOVElife]

" Your Born...You take shit,
Get out in the world...Take more Shit,
Climb a Little Higher...Take less shit,
until one day your up in the varified atmosphere...you forgotten what shit even looks like,
....WELCOME TO THE LAYER CAKE SON"

[chix4bud]

that syrene done gone and loved him up and turned him into a hhhhorny toad.... Oh brother where art thou

[psychopixi]

Dog Soldiers

"I hope I give you the shits you wimp!"
"There is no spoon."

[vipper of vip]

nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty

[vipper of vip]

Withnail & I is full of them:

- This joint is designed to get you very very high.
- I've only had a few ales ossifer [falls out of car]
- Pure unadulterated childs piss.

Have you seen it? If not why not. It is an utter classic.

[dark0ne]

Apocolyps now

"like a worm wiggling on the edge of a straight razor and surviving"
"about a mile out we'll que the music, i use vagner. scares the shit out of the slopes"
"listen if i say it's safe to surf the beach, it's safe to surf this beach, you can eather fight or surf.........and charlie don't surf!"
"i walked up and down the beach, and we didn't find one gook body, but that smell, that gasoline smell, nothing smells like it in the world son, it smells like, well like victory"

Airplane

"the white zone is for loading and.....don't tell me what the white zone is for!"
"we have to get these people to a hostbitle. A hostbitle what is it? It's a big building with patance, but that's not important right now"
"sherly you can't be serious, of course i'm serious, and stop calling me sherly"

lesly neilson was one of my favorite actors, i could probably quote a line from just about evryone of his films. He was a master of slapstic comedy,and one liners. Doing it all with a straight face. I was very sad when he died.

[vipper of vip]

here (http://www.withnail-and-i.com/sounds.php)

[purpledrummer1]

"put the fucking lotion in the basket"

-silence of the lambs- (the first one)

[SensiRide]

I cant belive nobody's mentioned Friday yet

MANNNNN.... YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!!

shit you beat me to it!

[Coloonel Forbin]

"No sir i did not see you playing with your dolls again"

spaceballs

[friendowl]

from belly:bitches will fuck your whole shit up !

[STDzRus]

we cant stop here, this is bat country
took it right from the left side of my mind

[Nochowderforyou]

Just read my quote.

[snowultra]

from spys like us
---now im going to cutoff a hand
---yours or mine

[bonsaiguy]

We've got a half pack of cigarettes, a full tank of gas, It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...Blues Brothers

Everyone remember where we parked...Star Trek 4

Be the ball...Caddyshack

I have one just like it in my living room...Close encounters

My son's a homosexual, and I love him! I love my dead gay son!..Heathers

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!...Pale Rider

It's K-K-Ken coming to k-k-kill me....Fish Called Wanda

Boards don't hit back...Enter The Dragon

[colton]

spaceballs
"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

"You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it."

" Keep firing, assholes!"


Whats the matter colonel Sanders? Chicken? cracks me up everytime!!


also anyone seen Slingblade? I like those french fried potata chips! alright then!!

[dark0ne]

"you can go thisa way, or you can go thata way, but as for me i perfer the, short cut"
"oh, a mad hatter, i don't like that. oh! were all alittle mad around here."
"what we need is a ladder with a lizzard, uh um a lizard with a ladder"
"don't just do something, stand there"
all alice in wonderland

[Psycho4Bud]

Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! :thumbsup: