fighting techniques Help

[50BagOfGreens]

ok so today i have to fight someone who was talking shit about me and spreading lies like he kicked my ass when we never fought. so i was just wondering if any of you are experienced in fighting and could help me with a technique to kick his ass. im going to take a adderral before we fight. im a big person to, 210 pounds he isnt as big as me but its pretty close.i plan on using my watches as a brass knuckles on both hands but i cant use any weps other then that, other wise i would just stab him with my knife. or beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat.

[ADaisyChain]

50bag: What do I do to learn how to fight?

Adaisychain: What can I do to learn how to fight? Son, violence is a product of fear. Learn to truly love yourself.

50bag: Okay.

Adaisychain: Okay, get yourself up here.

50bag: Okay.

Adaisychain: All right.

[xplodingmonkey1]

step 1 kick in nuts
step 2 kick in nose
step 3 repeat
-or-
u could get steel toe shoes and kick him in the shins

[jahjahjahjah]

ok take this advice.
1. punch his ass in the face
2. kick em in the nuts.
3.drag his ass to the curb.
4.so his elbows and right of the cub and fuckin brake it, note stomp hard on the elbow while his arm is hangin off the curb, thatll teach em a lesson.Ps run!!!! you dont want to be in trouble for brakin his fuckin arm.

[jahjahjahjah]

if your 210 you have the advantage here.

[50BagOfGreens]

sounds good^ all except the kick in the balls. (there will be people watching)

[ADaisyChain]

50bagâ?¦ yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well you know what, maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson . And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

whyd you take off the end part of your last post. -sighs-

[50BagOfGreens]

i think im just paraniod cause i smoke, ill probably win. ill let you guys know if i do or not. keep giving me ideas

[JackNoble]

Well kicks are very nice if you can use them effectively. Hence my 3 years of TKD. But anyway, in the situations I've been in usually a good shot to the solar plexes if he's not expecting it will end it if you know how to channel energy behind your blows. Also Noteable targets: Nose
Jaw
Side of the Neck (never in the adam's apple unless you want to kill him)
Floating Ribs



That should do ya.

[Fan o KmK]

dude..i thought u were in the crips. anyway, no dont use the watch thing, get a roll of pennies or dimes to use as a fistpacker. and dude its all about confidence and experience, even if u dont have experience, if ur all confident like "YO MOTHERFUCKER U BETTER GIVE UP NOW CUZ IM GONA FUCKIN KICK UR ASS" and just walk up (fist pack in hand lol) and knock that mofo in the face, hes gona be on his ass, then from there u can do whatever u want. if i was you, id be classy, just do a hard shot to the nose or jaw, then catch him in the ribs with ur knee as hes fallin down, then back off. and if he tries to get up u can knock him again, but once hes on the ground youve basically won.

[50BagOfGreens]

50bag… yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well you know what, maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson . And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

whyd you take off the end part of your last post. -sighs-
you talk alot of shit for someone from beverly hills........... anyway im not from crips but alot of friends are so ya, its a one on one fight anyway so it dont matter where im from but if it turns into him and a bunch of people against me then ill have to pull out a knife or baseball bat. i dont know,
its going to be a long day

[fat possum]

Use the butt of your hand to uppercutt him on the bottom of his nose that'll put him down. or poke him in the eye. Fighting dirty may be being a bit cowardly but you'll win the fight.

[mightymarijuanabuds]

fighting is pointless... esp over something so stupid

news flash for ya kid, people are going to be talking shit your whole life, so get used to it... your going to encounter MANY co-workers, classmates, nieghbors or whoever that you have no choice but to deal with on a daily basis, who are going to really NEED a good ass whoopin... in the real world you don't have that option, so ya gotta learn to just let it go

now about this fight.... you obviously don't have time to learn kung fu (which isn't about fighting anyway), and fighting dirty may WORK, but it's LAME. if you fight dirty and win, all you will get is MORE people talking shit because you fought dirty, and the same guy will still want to fight you, but next time he will have more people, a weapon, whatever to make up for you fighting dirty the first time... so IMO, taking unfair measure to ensure that you win now is only going to bite you in the ass later. like that KmK dude said, confidence is the prime determining factor here ;)

if you can't fight clean and win the fight, then all the shit he was talkin in the first place was true, wasn't it? :twocents:

[KeanBean]

i'd confront him about it. i mean, i would try to end it, u no. just be like, i heard were were spreadin shit. if he admits, tell him to apoligize and end it. if he lies, pop him in his nose

[50BagOfGreens]

to late i called him and said ill be there in 10 minutes bitch and then hung up, i walked to his house waited and he came out and saw me around a corner looked all surprized and i came up on him and hit him like right next to his nose but it was on the cheek(with the watch so i know it hurt him) then he grabbed my colar of my shirt and pulled me down and was hitting my back for some reason and then some old lady saw us and he ran thinking she was going to call the police

[MudFu]

I personally do not agree with fighting dirty. The brass knuckles should only be used if he uses something too. Besides when you go into a fight you have to ask youself some questions.

1 - Can I take this peoson or at least give him/her some damage and not get badly beaten in the process?

2 - Does this person have someone who might jump in?

3 - Do I have someone who could help me if I really need it?

4 - Is this person crazy and will he/she try to pull a knife?

5 - How bad can this backfire on me?

6 - If I do need to run, can I outrun this person?

Don't do something stupid. But if you can take him, then kick some ass Lol.

[sugarmagnolia]

fighting only causes more fighting. "an eye for an eye makes the world go blind"

grow a brain and beat him another way.

[jimmy5150guitars]

i personaly used to be a bmf i took several stages of K-5 in the marine core if you really want to kick some ass dont talk about it,
use your elbows, forearms,and the ridge of your palm,and a good roundhouse to the head works pretty well. a kick in the knee if done right will make your opponet sick to their stomach everytime stomp their foot with all your energy and you will break everybone in their foot(using only your heel) even if you are barefooted.
you can even use your shoulders and head as weapons and if they are face to face use an uppercut(using your palm)to the chin and follw through so when the back of their
head hits the ground you still have your palm on their chin and it over but dont try this unless you feel your life is threatend ,disable your opponet on the first blow then its your choice on how far you want to take it from there

[MudFu]

Ok for the people who says fighting isn't the answer...well your living in a dreamworld. You have people in this world who do not listen to reason. They don't give a shit about you and your peace talk. Sometimes it is better to fight someone. At least then they know you won't take no shit from them and you are willing to defend yourself. Sometimes it can cause more bad then good, but at least you tried. Now their maybe times that you can talk something out and thats the time you should. But that only works if the other person will listen.

[homerj14]

Rule Number 1. Don't start talking
Rule Number 2. just deck him in the face
Rule Number 3. even if he does kick your ass.. at least you didn't go out a coward or walk away like some Pussies. you fought/defended your self. at least you go down with Honor

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

fighting only causes more fighting. "an eye for an eye makes the world go blind"

grow a brain and beat him another way.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind...
But if you let an enemy off after he takes your eye, he will take the other and then YOU will be blind.


:twocents:

[mightymarijuanabuds]

mud, i agree to an extent

while it is true that fighting will only cause more negativity, either now or in the long run, your completely right in that sometimes you have no choice

IMO, it will always cause more bad than good, any good martial artist will tell you that violence is ALWAYS a last resort, no matter how dominant of a fighter they are.... then again there will be times when one is confronted with crazy people who won't listen to logic, or some other strange situation leaving them with no other choice but to fight

going after somebody because they were talking shit about you, 50bag, is not one of those situations

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Oh yeah, I fight fair but if I get a person on the ground I'll do as much damage as humanely possible until I can get a person unconscious. Stomping, kneeing, kneel on chest and throw hooks to face, that sort of thing. The way I see it, anyone conscious is still a threat.

I took a lot of Tae Kwon Do, but I quit and all I can remember is how to throw all my weight behind a punch/kick. 230 lbs behind a kick/punch can cause some havoc on a person's chest...

[mightymarijuanabuds]

hehehe ... very true that is

however, kung fu taught us that if you can close your opponents centerline, power becomes less of an issue

like the old saying 'never let your enemy get behind you' :D

[mightymarijuanabuds]

also i tend to disgree on that one penguin, if someone is awake, but busted to shit, they will have fun just trying to get back up, letalone come after you again

kicking someone while thier down falls into fighting dirty in my book.. .there are many ways to keep someone down and remain dominant without causing excessive damage

[MudFu]

When I say fight, I do mean fairly now Lol. I think if you have to fight dirty...well you shouldn't be fighting at all. Dirty fighting should ONLY be done if the other person does it first. If the other person throws dirt in your eyes, I say throw mud in their eyes, push them to the ground, and make them eat dirt.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I said beating until their unconscious. I didn't say anything about permanent damage.

If this was someone who had done a serious crime to me, I'd cripple them for life and leave them to live a shadow of a life.

[stothelutz]

I don't fight because I don't want to be fought. I only fight if my life or dignity is on the line (and if it can't be solved with words).

[mightymarijuanabuds]

im gonna save myself the effort of disagreeing because we aren't talking about something serious.. we are talking about a couple of kids shit talking, a silly reason to fight in the first place :D

beating someone unconscious CAN cause permanent damage, it may be unlikely, but it can happen... so until humans evolve to have eyes capable of doing an instant MRI, im gonna continue to say there are better ways of keeping someone down

if you have dominated the fight, there is no reason to cause ANY damage that you don't have to, i would let a fight go on as long as it had to or as long as i could without doing anything drastic

the longer the fight lasts with one person dominating, the bigger the blow is to the losers ego, it is way worse to lose a fight to someone who appeared to be hardly trying, than to get the living shit kicked outta you by someone who was in a blind rage.. the ability to not lose ourselves to anger is what separates us from animals :twocents:

[MudFu]

Hey, don't get me wrong. I'll try to reason with someone but if it comes down to it I will fight to protect myself. I won't start a fight cuz I hate fighting. The fists flying at my head and punching someone else then the people the next day asking you who won....its enough to drive yea mad. I was only in 4 fights in my life. I didn't start any of them. 3 of the fights I got jumped...so its hard to talk your way out of that Lol. and the other one he kicked me in the back FROM BEHIND o I started punching him, and I was only walking pass in the hallway...I still donno why he hit me Lol.

[420purplehaze420]

i hate fighting and i dont usually do it but a sure fire way to win (saved my ass probably 10 or so times) fake a left to his chest and when he goes to block punch as hard as you possibly can in the side of the jaw and he will go down for sure, i usually put a bic lighter in my hand but ive seen footage of a valve breaking in the lighter from the blow and exploding in the guys hand. then when there down if it is a seriosu matter boot him in the ribs once or twice

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

im gonna save myself the effort of disagreeing because we aren't talking about something serious.. we are talking about a couple of kids shit talking, a silly reason to fight in the first place :D

beating someone unconscious CAN cause permanent damage, it may be unlikely, but it can happen... so until humans evolve to have eyes capable of doing an instant MRI, im gonna continue to say there are better ways of keeping someone down

if you have dominated the fight, there is no reason to cause ANY damage that you don't have to, i would let a fight go on as long as it had to or as long as i could without doing anything drastic

the longer the fight lasts with one person dominating, the bigger the blow is to the losers ego, it is way worse to lose a fight to someone who appeared to be hardly trying, than to get the living shit kicked outta you by someone who was in a blind rage.. the ability to not lose ourselves to anger is what separates us from animals :twocents:

If you bust someone's ego, then you make them want revenge more. If you prove plain and simple to them that if they start shit with you, they're gonna get the living fuck beat out of them, then they're unlikely to do it again.

Besides, if I were going to cripple someone they'll be living a very long, hellish eyes without a voice, eyes, or ears.

[Polymirize]

everyone in here can be so damned stupid sometime (although, this statement doesn't actually apply to everyone, just most of you).

1. You're not going to learn to fight from advice over the internet. It never seems to consider that an opponent might be fighting back. Possibly with the same advice.

2. There's only one purpose to fighting. To win. Fighting is competition, not cooperation. Thus there is no such thing as dirty fighting. Stop thinking you're fighting for your honor or some abstract concept. "Dirty fighting" is employed by anyone who wants to finish a fight. Don't think that just because you choose to not use all avalible weapons, your opponent won't either. Anyone who trades blow for blow is an idiot. If you have to fight, finish it as quickly and harmlessly as you can.

3. In regards to number two above, if you're fighting, its because you haven't overcome your animalistic drive for competition. You feel threatened in some way and need to lash out violently instead of using your human understanding to find a better solution. Its sad really. The best advice you could get has already been given... use your head.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

everyone in here can be so damned stupid sometime (although, this statement doesn't actually apply to everyone, just most of you).

1. You're not going to learn to fight from advice over the internet. It never seems to consider that an opponent might be fighting back. Possibly with the same advice.

2. There's only one purpose to fighting. To win. Fighting is competition, not cooperation. Thus there is no such thing as dirty fighting. Stop thinking you're fighting for your honor or some abstract concept. "Dirty fighting" is employed by anyone who wants to finish a fight. Don't think that just because you choose to not use all avalible weapons, your opponent won't either. Anyone who trades blow for blow is an idiot. If you have to fight, finish it as quickly and harmlessly as you can.

3. In regards to number two above, if you're fighting, its because you haven't overcome your animalistic drive for competition. You feel threatened in some way and need to lash out violently instead of using your human understanding to find a better solution. Its sad really. The best advice you could get has already been given... use your head.what he said. minus #3.


and that i will fight for defense and protection alone, i fight fighters only.


also... where can i get some excelent (albiet free) kung fu, tae kwan do, katare, thai chi, judo, hopkido, and etc. training in? in Oregon....

[jfoster]

50bagâ?¦ yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well you know what, maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson . And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

whyd you take off the end part of your last post. -sighs-


i cant believe nobody noticed that all the stuff this guy said was from donnie darko. thats such a good movie

[Huntor]

go for a double leg takedown,secure side control.rain a few knees down and look for a submission,mabey an armbar.could then go to mount ,ground and pound.etc...
dont u watch UFC or Pride ? :)

[50BagOfGreens]

hmm let me ask you if you would fight someone who stole hundreds of dollars(over 500) from you, has told practically everyone you know that he beat your ass (never happened), and says that he is the only reason why anyone knows you(not true at all)? now answer that question with a simple yes or no oh and keep in mind that you were best friends with him for a few months.

[Joy.Discovery]

if this is a playground fight its all about confidence, you gotta keep it together. if you look hard you'll see that he's shitting himself, that'll be a big confidence boost. just strut up to him and grab his head, by his ears or his throat, and nut him as HARD AS YOU CAN. its pretty easy to grab someones head, but if you dont get that chance jab/chop his neck, that'll instantly stop him, then you can go to work on him. if he throws any punches try and grab his fist, its pretty easy, then twist his hand away from him. untill it breaks/ he starts crying/ he appologises.
thats all i got.

[mightymarijuanabuds]

i got into kung fu for free at my college.. only for the first semester.. after that it cost almost as much as my smokin habit at the time lol

you're gonna be very hard pressed to find any kind of instruction for free.. anywhere. just be wary of anyplace that promises you a rank or wants you to sign a contract... nobody can tell you for sure that you will be ready to rank in x amount of time, but many places will give it to you no matter how badly you suck, so long as you have paid them, it's all in the BS contract they shove at you :P


to answer that 50bag, NO

while you have a right to be pissed off about all that, if it really happened you were never friends to begin with.. kicking his ass isnt going to get your lost time spent on this asshole back, it isnt going to get you any money back, it might show a few people that he was lying about kicking your ass, but your real friends will know the truth without needing proof

karma will come back to bite him in the ass... it always does.

you can fight him over all that stupid BS, and show that you're no better than he is, or you can just tell your friends the truth, and if they don't believe it, fuck em.... a boy would rush off to fight him, a real man would chalk it up to experience, if you're secure than you don't need to prove anything. be the better man and be more careful about who you consider close friends in the future.

ohyea, and everything that poly said :D :thumbsup:

[mightymarijuanabuds]

if this is a playground fight its all about confidence, you gotta keep it together. if you look hard you'll see that he's shitting himself, that'll be a big confidence boost. just strut up to him and grab his head, by his ears or his throat, and nut him as HARD AS YOU CAN. its pretty easy to grab someones head, but if you dont get that chance jab/chop his neck, that'll instantly stop him, then you can go to work on him. if he throws any punches try and grab his fist, its pretty easy, then twist his hand away from him. untill it breaks/ he starts crying/ he appologises.
thats all i got.

rofl

so it's just that easy eh?? :D

[Joy.Discovery]

i dont see why not :P its suprisingly easy to grab someones head

[Brittoker]

IMO you should just walk up to him look him right in the eys and start pounding him face in and throw in a couple of headbutts, if you end up getting chinned, grab his face with your hand and put it through a window or bottle the bastard and to finish the the prick off make him bite the curb oand stomp on the little fuckers head like in amrican history x.
I hope it all goes well mate

[mightymarijuanabuds]

it may be easy to grab a head, the rest of it depends on whether or not he is actually fighting back / how strong he is/ whether he knows how to throw a punch (most people dont) lol

and just for the record, twisting the arm away from the body will open the centerline, leaving the opponent an opportunity to counter strike with the opposite hand, no matter how much pain one arm is in, the other one still functions just fine... not that it matters, you could sit here and debate possible outcomes for the rest of your life ... to reference poly again, hes exactly right you won't learn jack about fighting by reading here :P on top of that, you can theorize a million different scenarios but how you think it should happen and what actually happens are 2 different things

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

also... where can i get some excelent (albiet free) kung fu, tae kwan do, katare, thai chi, judo, hopkido, and etc. training in? in Oregon....
:P just throw me a bone :D

[mightymarijuanabuds]

sorry bro, just tryin to give ya the truth :D

if your near a college look for a intramural club or something to get ya started, once you have studied in a group for a while, and got the basics and a good handful of forms down solid, you can progress (in kung fu anyway) by learning new forms from video... but having a partner is always best, and for some forms downright neccesary

kung fu and tai chi are great, but thats just my opinion, and im a bit biased :)

i want to take up muy thai, i just don't have the time

[mexicanpress]

Bra, I support you 100%, me and my boy Anthony got screwed for $300 so we found out where he lived and busted in his house at 4 in the morning after they had a rolling party, we fucked their world up.

[50BagOfGreens]

thx man

[Onelove420]

im a very predictable fighter this is what i do every time i get into it. spear him to the ground put your knees on his shoulders and got to town on his face throw in a headbutt or 2 stand up and do the stomp on his face and ribs and if you want too get on top again and repeat.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

sorry bro, just tryin to give ya the truth :D

if your near a college look for a intramural club or something to get ya started, once you have studied in a group for a while, and got the basics and a good handful of forms down solid, you can progress (in kung fu anyway) by learning new forms from video... but having a partner is always best, and for some forms downright neccesary

kung fu and tai chi are great, but thats just my opinion, and im a bit biased :)

i want to take up muy thai, i just don't have the timewhat? give me the truth? about what? lol im just looking for physical conditioning through martial arts :D


i should just wander around Salem looking for people to fight i'd get more experiance in that way -_-


*sigh* it'd be a lot easier if i knew someone who could (help) teach me :(

[mightymarijuanabuds]

the truth, its difficult to find QUALITY instruction anywhere, esp. for free :D

if theres nothin near ya, id suggest some of the mentor's (bruce lee :D ) books

'Chinese Gung Fu: The Philosophical Art of Self-Defense'

is a must, its a short read, with good illustrations , diagrams, etc, covers most of the bare basics of kung fu

also 'The Tao of Gung Fu' and of course 'Jeet Kune Do' are also great resources, also you can buy alot of good video resources linked somwhere from shaolins.org .. but nothing comes close to real hands on instruction :twocents:

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

yeah... but the real hands-on instructions cost money i dont, and likely never will have...

[mightymarijuanabuds]

well then start readin :) those books all have good exercises in them

look around, you never know if there is a local club or something where you can get in free or very cheap

[Polymirize]

hmm let me ask you if you would fight someone who stole hundreds of dollars(over 500) from you, has told practically everyone you know that he beat your ass (never happened), and says that he is the only reason why anyone knows you(not true at all)? now answer that question with a simple yes or no oh and keep in mind that you were best friends with him for a few months.


Simple answer? No. Although it also seems that I'm much better at choosing my friends than you are. Live and learn man. Have the foresight to avoid situations where you get screwed over. But back to the main point, how would fighting this guy solve any of the above problems?


Oh, and if you have to fight, you should take Joy's advice and catch his punch midair, and then twist his hand off... That would be sooo cool. You'd probably make friends because of how cool you are even! So maybe I'm wrong, maybe violence IS the answer!
:thumbsup:

[Polymirize]

look around, you never know if there is a local club or something where you can get in free or very cheap

He's totally right SSW, martial artists move in circles in much the same manner as stoners... You can find people practicing tai chi or kendo in the park, or kung fu at a local gym. If you choose to find a good, small, local school you can get great instruction for prices that wouldn't dig too deep into your mj habit :thumbsup: . I've found most schools worth studying at want to teach, and want devoted students, so they'll work with you. If you're serious, start looking around...

[TheAstronaut]

so you know, 50bag or whoever the creator of this thread is.. you have 420 posts

[RastaKaze]

i just read the entire thread. wow :rasta: .......

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

well then start readin :) those books all have good exercises in them

look around, you never know if there is a local club or something where you can get in free or very cheap
very cheap isnt even an option... -_-

and how the hell am i gonna find anything? just walk into random buildings in the streets? im too self conscious -_- lol

[mightymarijuanabuds]

search online, look in local papers/ magazines .. go ask or look for flyers in local gyms / health clubs etc

i go to school for traditional chinese medicine there are lots of flyers for tai chi on my campus... but any college campus is a good place to start, at my last school, there were flyers for all kinds of free clubs, kung fu, karate, tai chi, judo, etc

[NightProwler]

lift alot of weights, and then just flail your arm around at his face

[RastaKaze]

hell yeah nightprowler! lol.. but really, muscles won't do shit for you in a fight except slow you down unless you know hot to use them. really, the bottom line when it comes to fighting is that whoever is more pist is gonna win. its all about rage.. if you really want to beat the shit outta someone, regardless of their size, stature, or fighting skill, your gonna win.

[50BagOfGreens]

yay 420 posts :)

[BoyNamedSue]

how to win a fight...

-keep your momentum moving forward, make the asshole keep backing up
-hit hard, hit a lot
-aim for the nose, a good shot to the box and anyone will tear up and let their guard down.

most importantly, if you want to win fights, you need to be able to take hits. you might win but that doesnt mean you wont get your ass kicked in the process.

[xplodingmonkey1]

Well kicks are very nice if you can use them effectively. Hence my 3 years of TKD. But anyway, in the situations I've been in usually a good shot to the solar plexes if he's not expecting it will end it if you know how to channel energy behind your blows. Also Noteable targets: Nose
Jaw
Side of the Neck (never in the adam's apple unless you want to kill him)
Floating Ribs



That should do ya.

ya i took karate untill brown belt (1 away from black) and he is right
one time i was playing hokey and got a puck to the solar plexus and I couldnt move 4 a wile so try for that wen he is not xpecting


then after u kik his ass get high :rasta:

[d00d989]

this is a VERY effective technique.

ok first, walk up to him and start talking shit or w/e.
then, out of nowhere, put ur hand in his face. He will then automatically put both his hands on his face to try to remove your hand from his face.

When he does that, you drill him right in the solarplexus (in the middle-front of your chest, where your ribs start to seperate. [basically, its directly in the middle of ur nippples,] when you hit him there, you WILL knock the wind out of him for at least 5-10 seconds.) when hes got the wind knocked out of him, he will be DEFENSELESS. so when he bends over trying to get breath, beat the fuck out of his face.

trust me, this WILL work. i am a amatuer boxer and i have gotten many knockouts by hitting my opponent in the solarplexus.

[mightymarijuanabuds]

then, out of nowhere, put ur hand in his face. He will then automatically put both his hands on his face to try to remove your hand from his face.


LOL.. i have been trying to ignore all these fighting tips, but this one is just too funny

both hands will not automatically go anywhere, unless he is a big pansy or he has no real fighting experience

a one handed strike can be blocked by one hand before it ever reaches the face, and if he has studied any form of martial arts, a single block can easily close your centerline and become a grab, which can easily become a lock or throw, once the centerline is closed there is no chance of counter attack until it is re-opened, the chances of which are slim against a smart/experienced opponent

again, you'll never learn anything about fighting by reading a bunch of kids shit talking online... it is kinda amusing though :D

[Polymirize]

this is a VERY effective technique.

ok first, walk up to him and start talking shit or w/e.
Ah yes, the psychological intimidation factor... good, good...

then, out of nowhere,
The element of surprise! Of course!

put ur hand in his face. He will then automatically put both his hands on his face to try to remove your hand from his face.
Um... ok you kinda lost me. I just reach out and put my hand on his face? He won't consider this to be a threatening gesture? No? I can just reach out and grab his face? Well that's very considerate of him. I also wonder why he'd use both of this hands? Oh but of course, because you're fighing that one guy who's never been in a schoolyard scuffle before. Of course they'll use both hands and leave themselves defenseless. It would be silly to expect otherwise...

trust me, this WILL work. i am a amatuer boxer.
I have no doubt about part of that.


all bold text my own

[mightymarijuanabuds]

ROFL

[EzRyder]

keep ur chin glued to your chest...keep swingin!~

[bonsaiguy]

OK, let me get this straight...you want to kill someone because he said bad things about you...are you stupid or what? Haven't you ever heard of the sticks and stones thing? And what if you meet up with him and he whips out a piece and you aren't lucky enough to be killed on the first shot...now you get to spend the next 40 years drooling and shitting on yourself while your mom slowly dies from the inside out. He said bad things about you...boo fucking hoo. You're offended and your feelings are hurt. Newsflash...you don't have a right not to be offended!! See a shrink and grow some self esteem. The people who count will know it's nothing but bullshit. Who cares about what others think.

I agree there is a time and a place for violence...namely, self defense and if you ever do take any martial arts classes you'd better keep your "I'll kick your ass" mentality to yourself or your teacher (at least the good ones) will throw you and your ass out the door in a heartbeat and probably keep you money too.

Now assuming you manage to graduate from high school, good luck trying to maintain that attitude, hold down a job, avoid beating your wife, kids (gods forbid you should ever breed) and pets and eventually committing suicide or ending up in prison getting butt punched for the rest of your days.

In other words, stop and think before you do something stupid.

[LittLeWinG]

mang just use your size too your advantage. Stay in control and just throw punches untill the bitch cries, always worked for me. DO NOT kick in the nuts or in shins or anything pussy like that :P you can if your desperate but i rekon that shit is really lame lol but anyway, bye :dance:

[Reefer Rogue]

Go for the throat. People can't fight very well if they can't breath.

[Shai Hulud]

excuse me, but am I the only one missing somethign here-
THIS IS A CANNABIS FORUM- NOT A FIGHTING FORUM.
Lets keep this forum stoner friendly, and peaceful :)

[dustoned]

Bra, I support you 100%, me and my boy Anthony got screwed for $300 so we found out where he lived and busted in his house at 4 in the morning after they had a rolling party, we fucked their world up.

lmao

SLJ to your left, john travola to your right.

[Fengzi]

I gotta agree with the others who say don't fight if you don't have to. Its just not the right way to go. I also have to agree with those who have said that you really can't learn to fight on the internet. I studied martial arts for a while, culminating in two years of full contact Muy Thai. When I first saw this post I though "Yeah, I know all kinds of stuff I can suggest" but learning it and practicing it over and over is way different from reading it once and doing it. So, I won't recommend any specific moves other than give a few general points

1. Be aggressive, as fucking scary as you can be. Being psychologically intimidating is very powerful. If the other guy thinks your some fuckin nut who's gonna kill him he'll always be on the defensive.

2. Always be on the offense until its over. None of this "I hit you, now you hit me" shit. To many fights are lost when someone delivers a good blow but then backs off and loses the momentum. Hit once then hit him again, and again, and again until its obvious that the fight is a done deal.

3. If the fight goes to the ground you want to be the chick. Whether your on top of him or he's on top of you, you want your legs wrapped around him. This will give you leverage and therefore the advantage.


Good luck

[BluntArtist]

excuse me, but am I the only one missing somethign here-
THIS IS A CANNABIS FORUM- NOT A FIGHTING FORUM.
Lets keep this forum stoner friendly, and peaceful :)
Punch to the throat could prove useful...then smoke a blunt...how's that?

[50BagOfGreens]

OK, let me get this straight...you want to kill someone because he said bad things about you...are you stupid or what? Haven't you ever heard of the sticks and stones thing? And what if you meet up with him and he whips out a piece and you aren't lucky enough to be killed on the first shot...now you get to spend the next 40 years drooling and shitting on yourself while your mom slowly dies from the inside out. He said bad things about you...boo fucking hoo. You're offended and your feelings are hurt. Newsflash...you don't have a right not to be offended!! See a shrink and grow some self esteem. The people who count will know it's nothing but bullshit. Who cares about what others think.

I agree there is a time and a place for violence...namely, self defense and if you ever do take any martial arts classes you'd better keep your "I'll kick your ass" mentality to yourself or your teacher (at least the good ones) will throw you and your ass out the door in a heartbeat and probably keep you money too.

Now assuming you manage to graduate from high school, good luck trying to maintain that attitude, hold down a job, avoid beating your wife, kids (gods forbid you should ever breed) and pets and eventually committing suicide or ending up in prison getting butt punched for the rest of your days.

In other words, stop and think before you do something stupid.
read the whole thread before makeing accusations

[friendowl]

was up 50 bags.fuck all the lames dog.do what you feel you gotta do.youll know.you did good by just getting down with no thoughts or hesitation.fuck it if you get whopped.as long as you fight hard youll get respect from yourself and others

[bonsaiguy]

I did read the thread, I don't believe I made any "accusations",
and I stand by my final point...Think before you do something stupid.

[50BagOfGreens]

^read it again dumbass


edit: oh and thank you friendowl

[hammerhead]

i won 2 jujitsu ground fighting medals (gold and bronze) in the only 2 competitions i fought in. just sweep behind there legswith your legs while pushing there shoulder with your hand. that fucks them up if you do it hard enough

[bonsaiguy]

I did read it again and after your last snotty response, you're on your own now.
Good luck, assuming you haven't already used it up.

[Troyson Likes Herb]

ive only been in a few fights in my life, but i never lost and ive always been the smaller one so IMO size dun mean shit.

I always use this strategy, and it always works...fake a left punch(or right, whichever is weaker) and punch him as hard as u can in the gut, usually this will make the person crouch over and when they do, give em a knee straight to the face. If they get up after that theyr usually pretty winded and its easy to juss beat on them.

Also, try and fight like ur boxing, dont stop moving around and juss basically dance around them. keep ur hands in front of ur face and dont throw wild punches cuz those are easy to dodge and they make you very vulnerable. If u do this and ur getting in a bunch of good punches they shud get tired pretty quick and it lets u get the upperhand rather quick.

Most important thing when hes throwing punches at you...DONT FORGET TO DUCK AND DODGE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[Nochowderforyou]

I don't know if you have fought already, but I'll try and help out.

I've been in about 6 fights or so in my life, maybe a few more. Mostly happened at the bar and such because I turn into Satan when I drink.

First rule of fighting, is: take off your shirt. If you're a chik, different story, but as for guys, take off your shirt, I'll tell you why. The other person, can grab onto your shirt and toss you around like a bicth, or grab you and crack you in the face repeatedly. Not only that, they can pull the shirt over your eyes blinding you, taking you out.

I kept a shirt on while trying to fight off 3 guys who jumped me. The one guy grabbed on to my shirt, pulled me forward towards him and he hit me with full force on my face, caving in the right side of my face. Harsh, so lose the shirt!

When the shirts are off, prepare for battle. Watch his fists, never take your eyes off of them. Practice with a friend first to get some coordination down. Prepare to dodge some fists if your fighter is knowing what their doing.

Lastly, the bridge of the nose is very, very tender. Give them a nice hard crack in the bridge, their eyes will water, blinding them, then attack! If their eyes don't water, hit them harder next time.

You'll win some fights and you'll lose some, just remeber, don't be a big talker, let your fists do the talking, and bones heal. Good luck man! Learning to fight takes more than reading shit off of here, practice with a friend

[Breukelen advocaat]

i won 2 jujitsu ground fighting medals (gold and bronze) in the only 2 competitions i fought in. just sweep behind there legswith your legs while pushing there shoulder with your hand. that fucks them up if you do it hard enough

I learned that move in the streets as a child, and I can say that it works very well - especially when they land on asphalt or concrete.

Another good move, which I've never actually done myself, is to grab the guys shirt collars and smash the top of your head right into his face very hard. You might have a headache, but he's going to be in really bad shape after this. This is another good reason to fight with your shirt off, as another gentleman here suggested, lol!

[LightGreen]

just dont fuck around man, im 16 and ive probibly been in 15 to 16 fights over the years and broken my nose 2 times and broken my hand and my coller bone fighting. I win fights because im quick im little but im fucking quick. U just got to bring it out and dont stop till he is bleeding all over and wants to quit or until some one gets u off of him. U got to do whatever u can, my favorite thing to do it headbut. In fights people lock arms and loose defense so if yall lock arms just head but that bitch in his nose and when his nose is shooting blood he will want to quit