Goldfish Optimal Experience

[ADaisyChain]

Dear Fellow Cannabis.com Goldfish Lovers,

I got one of those big goldfish and it looks kind of depressed sometimes. As depressed as a fish can look anyway. Sometime it will sit at the bottom of the bowl so I'll feed it or change its water but that doesn't always help. How can I give my goldfish the best possible experience here on earth?

ps - I don't have much money

Adaisychain

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Dear Fellow Cannabis.com Goldfish Lovers,

I got one of those big goldfish and it looks kind of depressed sometimes. As depressed as a fish can look anyway. Sometime it will sit at the bottom of the bowl so I'll feed it or change its water but that doesn't always help. How can I give my goldfish the best possible experience here on earth?

ps - I don't have much money

Adaisychain

Go to a water park and take fishy with you.. that only costs like $30 maybe.
Put it in the toilet, flush it and pull fishy out before it goes down.
Put fishy in the bath full of water, take the plug out and there's a free ride ;)

Blow hits into the fish tank with a straw :D

[SensiRide]

Buy it another fishie to play with, or a funny looking fishie to make it giggle and cheer it up......

[ADaisyChain]

It's been by itself for most of it's life so I don't want it to fight. Maybe it's just betas that fight. I think I'll get a funny looking fish today, I never did because I was always worried their eyes would pop or something. And lol @ 3sheets. I can't risk losing him, he means too much to me and someone might steal him at the water park and I don't want him to accidently go down the drain. Or for my cat to get him. ((which she would if he was in the bathtub with no top))

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

It's been by itself for most of it's life so I don't want it to fight. Maybe it's just betas that fight. I think I'll get a funny looking fish today, I never did because I was always worried their eyes would pop or something.

Or go back up a bit, and look at my ideas :)

Sorry, i saw your edit and i retract this statement!

[beachguy in thongs]

First, you gotta name it, so it knows when it's called. Then take it for a walk. Carry the fish bowl up and down the stairs to get him used to pressure changes, just in case he needs to use the bathroom upstairs. Brush his teeth daily and you'll have a happy-guppy.