THE BIGGEST THREAD WITH ALL THE STUPIDIEST QUOTES POSSIBLE FROM CANNABIS.COM

[mellow mood]

go ahead, post all the stupid quotes you can find

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

You know you love it! (http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=12291&highlight=beat+ass+larger)

[mellow mood]

heres a first one. ill keep more comin :)


can you smoke incense sticks?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I mean, the guy wanted to beat the shit out of someone, in the middle of a lesson, with a can of lager, and then sit in the beaten kid's seat and drink the lager... crazy.. just pure crazy!

[mellow mood]

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theres nothing wrong with a little wet squirt unless it comes out of her ass,if thats the case then get the hell out of there coz the bitch probly has the plague

[dankpete]

BRing On the SHoE~

brings it....

[ADaisyChain]

You know you love it! (http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=12291&highlight=beat+ass+larger)

I wish this thread would get un-closed. It deserves to live forever in cannabis.com infamy. Somethin somethin.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I wish this thread would get un-closed. It deserves to live forever in cannabis.com infamy. Somethin somethin.

It seriously does.. i was scared it had been deleted as i couldn't find it this time 'round.

Turns out it was Kraloth, not Kratom that posted it haha :p

[mellow mood]

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does anyone know any ways to digi ur weed without avctualyl having a digi on you, like say you go to school and some kid wants to buy a half ounce, anyone know anyways to digi it close to perfect somehow?


bus passes (where i live) weigh exactly 1 gram so i guess you could weigh a gram in one hand and a bus pass in another and see if it feels the same possibly.


Mellow I love your smart ass posts. Like "you smoked ajax" "your dead" and "you smoked toothpaste" I laugh every time I see them


im sorry....you NIGGER!!! go pick some cotton you stinky good for nothing piece of african crap.


beeble why the fuck did you close my Hitler Rap (He's down with the jews) thread? the link did'nt have spyware on it. your full of shit.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Those weren't dumb, they were racist, made by idiots, or just funny lol :D

[mellow mood]

more :D (and if u have funyn quotes that are stupid than go ahead, in fact any funny/stupid quotes are ok lol)

just want a good laugh cmon guy search a bit... im doing all the job!


i like candy blunts but its hard to find the cough syrup with codine in it...anyone experiment with household items...i have heard windex and raid on ur shit...but i really dont know if i wana try that...ill trip and roll any night but i have my reservations about fuckin raid


Can anal sex get you pregnent?


lately ive been watching piss porn...like 3 lesbians piss in each others mouths or into a cup and drink it....i dunno man its gross but it works it makes me cum even faster than anal...what u all think about golden showers?? lol ...id love to pis on my gf one day i always bug her about it but i dont think shes gonan let me.....what do u all think about piss


i wonder if i get like 10 bags of cow shit and poor it in the woods and like water the pile of shit every day if they will grow shrooms?

[mellow mood]

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ebay is just there ppl use it to sell things ebay doesnt sells things how does it make money

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

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Hey, i didn't know either!! lol

I'm off to bed.. i want to see some evidence that you did more work when i get back on here tomorrow.
Night xXx

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

... spell "psycho"
p-h-y-s-c-o
and for the stupidest quote:



... spell "psycho"
p-h-y-s-c-o:S it says my message is too short, and i need to lengthen it to 3 characters now THAT'S stupid! :D

[mellow mood]

str8 outta warren bitch u a joke suckin so much dick ya fuckin lips smoke, with ya silly ass preety boy raps mean muggin, u think ya thuggin sitten on Dres lap. pull a gat on my dogs no bullets at all you shakin stumblin cussin and fumblin scared to death screamin for help so damn sick ya almost shot ya self, ya lil radio thug with a preppy smile got every body hoppin down on 35 mile tellin us we fake lil faggot back ima knock the teeth down the back of ya neck.-ICP nuttin but a bitch thang.

what?

[mellow mood]

ok last one for today, i shall post more soon

go ahead guys post what you can find



GRR I'M A CHICKEN!

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

dumbest, quote, ever.


ok last one for today, i shall post more soon

go ahead guys post what you can find:D

[Edgar]

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Ok, some people are gonna call me a douche bag for posting this. But it's quite real, and if you dont believe me try it yourself.

This is a way to create a shroom trip using orange peels and toothpaste! It's totaly legit and will get you the same trip as a powerful shroom. What you do is after you peel an orange, take some toothpaste (preferebly colgate) and smear it on all the peels on one side. You can scrunch it, or roll it up, anything. Then leave it in the open somewhere for 7-10 days, long enough for mold to grow on it. When you see blueish to greenish mold on the peels, its time to eat them. It takes about 30 mins for the trip to kick in, and depending on how much you ate it couuld last anywhere from 4-12 hours. Try it! (ps if it doesnt work, its either the wrong toothpaste, or you didnt do it right)

:D

[Syrus]

I dunnow, maby this counts


also hey do you think that a funeral home would have embulming fluid.. I want to lace some weed with it.. so i jsut want to know if I should brake into it or not?

[mrdevious]

By: Phresher than it got.

"1 w45 w0nd3r1n9 1f 4ny0n3 kn0w5 0f 4 pl4c3 70 d0wnl04d fr33 mu51c
1v3 b33n f1nd1n9 7h3 r3c0rd 570r35 4r3 83c0m1n9 l355 4nd l355 r3l14bl3, 4ny0n3 h4v3 4ny 900d 51735 0r pr09r4m5?"

[Syrus]

By: Phresher than it got.

"1 w45 w0nd3r1n9 1f 4ny0n3 kn0w5 0f 4 pl4c3 70 d0wnl04d fr33 mu51c
1v3 b33n f1nd1n9 7h3 r3c0rd 570r35 4r3 83c0m1n9 l355 4nd l355 r3l14bl3, 4ny0n3 h4v3 4ny 900d 51735 0r pr09r4m5?"


HA ha i forgot bout that :D

[flamingskullballs]

sad thing is i can read the first line...

[flamingskullballs]

Isnt the limit of acid where you get to be declared mentally insane by doing acid like 12 trips??

huh?

[mellow mood]

lol

funny quotes haha

[mrdevious]

sad thing is i can read the first line...

then sadder yet is that I could read the whole thing, and actually took the time to do so.

[Microsoft Certified]

Teeter totter....pick on Harry Potter

[jbuckets]

shit i have now is hairier than my nutsack

^wrote that when stoned...think its pretty funny

[Whos Carl]

I fuck dolphins.
Here's 1.

[KronicKing]

my favorite is in my sig :)

[dopefiend]

on scary movie:
im gonna slash and gash
rip another hole in yo ass
spill blood on the walls
play tennis wit yo balls
im gonna f**k ya like a goat
peel off yo foreskin and make a winter coat
PEACE!!!

[Swizzy89304]

An old thread that deserves a bump :)

[Its a Plant]

^wrote that when stoned...think its pretty funny

haha, who quotes themselves? funnnnyyyy.

Chappelle's show:

"yo, that's the sickest mutha fucka I eva seen in the alley son!"

[Goodman3eb]

Well, check my sig for one.

Also:


I just soaked my dick in clorox bleach to pass a piss test. Hurts like hell. How long will this last? And how well does this work?

[soxsuk6432]

Damn that sucks. They were probably crack dealers that sold it to you. A good pot dealer wouldn't rip you off....at least I wouldn't if I was one. Although I have been ripped off twice from getting it by (alternative means. hehe :) ), I learned from it. I develop some type of relationship w/my ppl I buy from. Just one in a million from this guy..

[Ze w33d Farm3r]

mmm dunno if this would count as a stupid quote...meh!


Mine would have a Mystical POWER which had the capabilty of a Self Cleaning mechanism whilst also fertilising its own ICE

[420ultimatesmokage]

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i think my weed may be way TOO dank

[acrca]

hahaha ive seen this one before, but it doesnt get old ha edited this twice lolOriginally Posted by aparadis
I just soaked my dick in clorox bleach to pass a piss test. Hurts like hell. How long will this last? And how well does this work?
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[JunkYard]

I love this thread!

Funny sh!t! The clorox one got me rolling . . .

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

You know you love it! (http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=12291&highlight=beat+ass+larger)

holy god dude, why the hell was that ermitonto guy banned? his post on the second page where he made fun of that dyslexic kid is the single funniest thing ive ever read in any forum.

[Euphoric]

HEY HE WOULD INVITE THEM BOTH BUT ITS PRETTY HARD TO GET A COMPUTER SCREEN TO WALK :ROLLEYES:


If by too many you mean none, then yes, I have had too many anti-depressants.



peyote has been known to cause hallucinations, cold sweats, or in McCauley Caulkin's case, immortality



what a time consuming task

[LOVElife]

Kraloth.......

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nah i have the reading age of an 19 yr old and im 13 and im dislexic



FUCKIN' HELL, what a numb skull!

[w4terb0ng]

holy hell. i forgot about this thread. it was even funnier now than the last time i read it. i couldn't stop laughing hysterically for like 5 minutes. by far the funniest shit i've read here since i joined. should be on the wall of fame. er...shame?

[dark0ne]

you should change the boy to a monkey, and the joint to cocaine...... there a nice family story about an axe weilding monkey all wacked out on the white man. posted by me.

[Ze w33d Farm3r]

This one is great! had me going


Does anyone have a clear explanation for what a lid is?

[sim667]

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:D

did anyone try it lol?!?!?!

i saw a really funny one once..... i can find it to quote it but i can remember it

"If the average penis size is six inches and the average vagina is eight inches deep than that means theres over two miles of unused vagina in new york city alone"

[Nochowderforyou]

I found this pretty dumb.


High...I am looking for an alternative way to using dope..and wondered if anyone has ever snorted dope and got high from it?? Ive tried eating it..steaming a bud and eating it with veggies, but didnt seem to work, Im not into dope cookies, they can get quite out of control..and take too long to come on..any suggestions?

Snorting it? Cookies take too long to come on, but steaming a bud with veggies? No, that doesn't take long at all. :rolleyes:

[Swizzy89304]

How long does it take to hang oneself?

> Is it painful for long?

Is it painful for long? Well, its not painful anymore once youve died...

[LIP]

I cant decide whether that bit of hash looks like a black mans (very small) penis, a dog turd or a little Christmas swiss roll.

Lmao! You never fail to make me die in laughter

[beachguy in thongs]

Lmao! You make me in laughter never fail to die
I wouldn't call it stupid, but cruel.

Sorry, LIP :smokin: .

[BizzleLuvin]

i officially love this thread. its official

[LIP]

lol beach guy... Now i look like a retard! I like it tho lol!

Fuck, i just took 4 hits from my 2 foot bong, filed up with ice and freezing water, and smoked a nie cigar and now im listening to trippy music. I feel great, like im on top of the world. I love this feeling. Everyone is your friend.

[slipknotpsycho]

sad thing is i can read the first line...
sad thing is, i can read the whole damned thing.. :eek:

edit: anyone mention nugget of nug or dick in clorox yet? :D

[slipknotpsycho]

holy god dude, why the hell was that ermitonto guy banned? his post on the second page where he made fun of that dyslexic kid is the single funniest thing ive ever read in any forum.
he's still on the boards, under a diffrent name now.... i'm not sure why the account is banned but he said awhile back he changed his name.

[VoidLivesOn]

I remember this one dude said his joint "turned off".Hahaha like some sorta switch.Lateralus had it in his sig.

[slipknotpsycho]

I remember this one dude said his joint "turned off".Hahaha like some sorta switch.Lateralus had it in his sig.
lmao i remember that... it was something like "so i'm smoking a joint and it turned off????"

[sweetnhighz]

prays nobody posts anything about her, bwahahaha.....

[thcbongman]

I got quoted last weekend on my ex's book of memorable and stupid quotes.

In reference to tripping on LSD (she never tripped before):

"There is no reason to be afraid, it'll change your life forever."

[andruejaysin]

This is from a guy I know, not someone on this forum, but anyway.. "I knew he was a snitch, that's why I charged him $35"

[KEGS]

A lid Is 15 buck's Worth

[sweetnhighz]

prays nobody posts anything about her, bwahahaha.....


OMG i am so on freakn on crack or somthin....wtf did i just say? instead of her put a ME.....lmao!

[God v2.0]

lol beach guy... Now i look like a retard! I like it tho lol!

Fuck, i just took 4 hits from my 2 foot bong, filed up with ice and freezing water, and smoked a nie cigar and now im listening to trippy music. I feel great, like im on top of the world. I love this feeling. Everyone is your friend.

that feeling is alerting car thieves and murderers to your location right now. for your sake i hope you aint in the ghetto son. :D

[CocaCola]

holy god dude, why the hell was that ermitonto guy banned? his post on the second page where he made fun of that dyslexic kid is the single funniest thing ive ever read in any forum.


I believe he means can of LAGER.*

Simple as that. Oh yeah, I FORGOT TO LAUGH.

[Eshelmen]

"Smoke weed"

dunno who says that 0_o

[Swizzy89304]

Heres another thats just popped up on some thread about a bumblebee...


i wanna get a sloth stoned

[lateralus]

Lateralus had it in his sig.Yes he did. :)

[Swizzy89304]

Haha, I read that on your sig before and read the thread aswell.

I thought Stephielamb's thread about menthol cigarettes was funny as hell. You can find it here http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=46691

[LIP]

Whats this world comming to if kids cant even get shrooms or acid???

That's one from me a while ago. I think Kush Over or someone with part of the name Kush has it in their sig :)

[cannabis campbell]

Can you give your self a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner? Have any of you guys ever tried this? does it work?

Haha i found this one funny

[Kush Over]

That's one from me a while ago. I think Kush Over or someone with part of the name Kush has it in their sig :)

Mm, maybe?

Perhaps?

Could it be?

I'll have to remember that quote. I think George Washington said it, though.

"Man, what's the world coming to? I can't even get some fuckin' acid, or shrooms! Martha, get me my pipe and some weed, damnit!"

[Fan o KmK]

more :D (and if u have funyn quotes that are stupid than go ahead, in fact any funny/stupid quotes are ok lol)

just want a good laugh cmon guy search a bit... im doing all the job!
im doing all the job! roffles!!!! im doing all the work?

[graph]

I just jacked a half ounce of catnip and I was wondering if there was any way that i could get really high off of it. PLEASE HELP

I don't know why this pisses me off, but it does.