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beachguy in thongs
11-22-2005, 01:55 PM
I'll be watching this thread, and whoever comes here will have their name transformed into something else.

This idea spawned off of HeavyMetalGirl, when I figured she was an Obese Iron Worker.

buddymyfriend
11-22-2005, 02:10 PM
Here's buddy....

beachguy in thongs
11-22-2005, 02:12 PM
How many people have their own buddymyfriend? We don't need you anymore, with the invention of dildos.

I guess, I must transform your name.

DeniseMyEx-bestfriend.

dirty raider
11-22-2005, 02:16 PM
Wow, nice idea.

heavymetal101
11-22-2005, 02:22 PM
Obese Iron Worker???

Well your a sandy, rash ass

beachguy in thongs
11-22-2005, 02:28 PM
Uh-oh, now we have a whole new form of heavy metal!

heavymetal101 is the first level class for study of ThreeSheetsToTheWind's Brain.

beachguy in thongs
11-22-2005, 02:32 PM
Okay, I seem to be confused. Always remember, smoke three bowls before you post.

HeavyMetal101, there was a HeavyMetalGirl somewhere.

psychopixi
11-22-2005, 03:28 PM
Ooh, do me!

*ahem*

beachguy in thongs
11-22-2005, 03:36 PM
What good can a psycotic elf do, anyways, nuttysprite?

I was gonna say schizo-sprite, but you can be psychotic with being schizo.

STDzRus
11-22-2005, 11:07 PM
Kama Kama

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-22-2005, 11:11 PM
ME!!

Well you did me (in, and out of here ;)) already. I guess you like to think about me when i'm not around, that's nice :D

Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-22-2005, 11:27 PM
(Nocturnal) Stoner Shadow Wolf, and have fun with my Battlefield 2 name
Dr. Bent Needle :D

PS, "nocturnal emissions" has been done, be origonal :D

Roulettedares
11-22-2005, 11:31 PM
lol me me me :D Roulettedares

Anonymous
11-22-2005, 11:37 PM
anonymous

Rarrr
11-22-2005, 11:49 PM
Rarrr, muhahahaha >: )

mrdevious
11-23-2005, 12:16 AM
???????

STDzRus
11-23-2005, 04:38 AM
Que?

beachguy in thongs
11-23-2005, 02:52 PM
You guys are too much. Every last one of you. 3 NewpaperArticlesToTheDirt, I thought you would have beaten IamAIDS in here. But you did beat Pot-fiendArtisticImplementCoyote, Forgot-the-cards-dares, Maury Povich or Raury Povich (can't tell because this site doesn't give out full names), Mr. D (how can I change that?), okay...Mr. P, and a rehab patient who won't tell us why he's here.

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-23-2005, 02:54 PM
You guys are too much. Every last one of you. 3 NewpaperArticlesToTheDirt, I thought you would have beaten IamAIDS in here. But you did beat Pot-fiendArtisticImplementCoyote, Forgot-the-cards-dares, Maury Povich or Raury Povich (can't tell because this site doesn't give out full names), Mr. D (how can I change that?), okay...Mr. P, and a rehab patient who won't tell us why he's here.

You let this idea slip, lol.. waited too long! hehe

STDzRus
11-23-2005, 02:57 PM
Are afrikaans virgins? or Virgins ride! RIDE RIDE RIDE!

Reefer Rogue
11-23-2005, 03:23 PM
Meep.

heavymetal101
11-23-2005, 03:45 PM
Okay, I seem to be confused. Always remember, smoke three bowls before you post.

HeavyMetal101, there was a HeavyMetalGirl somewhere.
Dude, you confuse me so bad. :confused: lol, SCREW THAT HEAVYMETALGIRL!! I am the one, the only HEAVYMETAL QUEEN BIATCH!!!


LOL, ( if heavymetalgirl see's this no offense, dude lol)

beachguy in thongs
11-23-2005, 04:38 PM
Dude, you confuse me so bad. :confused: lol, SCREW THAT HEAVYMETALGIRL!! I am the one, the only HEAVYMETAL QUEEN BIATCH!!!



Well, whatever you say Queen Biatch, I'll get right on it...if it's allowed... :stoned:

heavymetal101
11-23-2005, 04:40 PM
you may do whatever you wanted to do. I grant you permission.

NightProwler
11-23-2005, 04:45 PM
i dont understand this thread

beachguy in thongs
11-23-2005, 04:53 PM
That's because you're just an EveningStroller.

RIP ODB
11-23-2005, 05:15 PM
RIP ODB

Reefer Rogue
11-23-2005, 05:17 PM
Meep.

I said MEEP! :p

beachguy in thongs
11-23-2005, 06:32 PM
Whoops, you blended in there Pot Varmin, but I may need your help deciphering the name before you, acronym and all, at least to what should be used, but I'm going with...Hey, there, RiseFromTheGrave SOS-whoever wants to.

Reefer Rogue
11-23-2005, 06:57 PM
Whoops, you blended in there Pot Varmin, but I may need your help deciphering the name before you, acronym and all, at least to what should be used, but I'm going with...Hey, there, RiseFromTheGrave SOS-whoever wants to.

Pot Varmin, i like it! :D

Trichome Creator
11-23-2005, 07:00 PM
I use cannabis seeds to create trichomes. Can you change that?

Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-23-2005, 07:02 PM
Pot-fiendArtisticImplementCoyote?!? wooh! that seems a little odd...

pot-FIEND?!? :( that hurt... :D lol

beachguy in thongs
11-23-2005, 07:05 PM
Trichome like a bristle or a flagellum???

Okey, dokey, AmoebicHairStyler.

santa
11-23-2005, 07:23 PM
ha ha
i am a sweaty nobrash

SensiRide
11-23-2005, 07:24 PM
what the hell is this thread about! :confused:

STDzRus
11-23-2005, 07:26 PM
Comma Comma Comma Comma CHAMILLIONAIRE!

beachguy in thongs
11-23-2005, 07:27 PM
ha ha
I didn't know I typed it, Misses Klaus.

Oh, I don't know what the thread's about, SensualCruise. :stoned:


Comma Comma Comma Comma CHAMILLIONAIRE!

You forgot a comma.

santa
11-23-2005, 07:38 PM
Ho Ho Ho
I didn't know I typed it, Misses Klaus. But i certainly am a sweaty nobrash.

SensiRide
11-23-2005, 07:41 PM
I didn't know I typed it, Misses Klaus.

Oh, I don't know what the thread's about, SensualCruise. :stoned:



You forgot a comma.

aaah I see......so like, you could be sunbather-without-g-string or something to that effect?

beachguy in thongs
11-23-2005, 07:42 PM
If you want me to put on my g-strings and then take them off, yes.

beachguy in thongs
11-23-2005, 07:44 PM
I keep discovering that I'm nuttin' but a Ho Ho Ho
So, now it's like Word analogy?

beachguy in thongs
11-23-2005, 07:45 PM
aaah I see......so like, you could be sunbather-without-g-string or something to that effect?
I said SensualCruise 'cause that's what we'd go on.

Green Love
11-23-2005, 07:49 PM
what will it be a cup of java, wake and bake

Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-23-2005, 08:02 PM
Ho Ho Hoit's Mrs. clause and santa's three ho's! :D

beachguy in thongs
11-23-2005, 08:10 PM
what will it be a cup of java, wake and bake

All three, PotHeart.

robert42
11-24-2005, 03:46 PM
brb sand in my vagina

NightProwler
11-24-2005, 04:13 PM
brb sand in my vagina

yes i hate when that happens

santa
11-24-2005, 04:20 PM
it's Mrs. clause and santa's three ho's! :D Ur just jealous of my ho's

dark0ne
11-24-2005, 04:27 PM
funny, some one's bored.

ADaisyChain
11-24-2005, 04:28 PM
Me.

beachguy in thongs
11-24-2005, 04:41 PM
I'm sorry to hear about the sand in your vagina, Bobby(with a whopping)42(mm. penis).

ADaisyChain, let's get down to it. When you created your handle, were you thinking more along the lines of Stem-linkedFlowerPetals or ADa=American Dietic Association is the y-chain, kind of like, women should be fat and only men should diet?

beachguy in thongs
11-24-2005, 04:42 PM
brb sand in my vagina
I'm waiting for you to get the sand out of your vagina. I'm not coming in until your bum is covered.

robert42
11-24-2005, 04:53 PM
LMFAO

*SHOCKED*

ADaisyChain
11-24-2005, 06:00 PM
-laughs- I really liked the second one shoremale surrounded by swimwear. Beyond creative. I was more thinking of the first one though.

beachguy in thongs
11-24-2005, 06:03 PM
shoremale surrounded by swimwear -A.D.Connectivedevice

That's the best one. Guy with Sand up his Ass just doesn't cut it.

Ganj
11-25-2005, 10:34 AM
That three newspaper articles to the dirt just about made me spit up my thanksgiving dinner. Nah, but it was really funny.

Your funny, voyueristic beach crusader!

beachguy in thongs
11-25-2005, 04:10 PM
Thanks, IllegalActivityThatWillGetYourAssThrownInJail.

Voyueristic beach crusader would be great if it didn't make me sound like a perverted Hermit crab.

Microsoft Certified
11-25-2005, 06:55 PM
ohh me next for some reson bitch\

Whos Carl
11-25-2005, 07:06 PM
I dont understand this thread. DOes beachguy just give you a meaning of your name?

Ganj
11-26-2005, 01:28 AM
Thanks, IllegalActivityThatWillGetYourAssThrownInJail.

Voyueristic beach crusader would be great if it didn't make me sound like a perverted Hermit crab.
It doesn't! We'll change it to Voyueristic Surf-bum. I like that one, too.

beachguy in thongs
11-26-2005, 11:54 AM
It's going downhill, now that Bill Gates is here. Or at least a certification of his.
Hey Whos Carl, Where's Jack?

Voyeuristic Surf-bum is way out of line, seeing that I don't surf.